Posts by N2

£4,529 ?

What muppet would part with that for an MS product?

They're aving a larf

Whenever I cant sleep

Which isnt very often

I imagine Im in a presentation involving 250 power point slides of mindless drivel

dosnt take long to get the right result

Good

But why is the fine set so low?

Only by being complete utter bastards to the low life, scumbag, ahole spam companies will they eventually realise...

I think

BT Openreach care about emtying wallets

But what if...

You get a BSOT - a blue screen of time? Go back to yesterday to fix it?

& what about Clippy? Hello, it looks like your letter is so last year? would you like me to...

What ever they are up to, its going to be messed up good & proper

Fine

So long as you have the choice to get rid of it if not required, preferably without having to conduct an os re-installation.

Never mind...

Promotion & a gauranteed desk job well away from all that nasty flying stuff awaits

If

This abonimation bore the name of anyone else but Microsoft, we'd dump it with out a thought.

You can't expect everything to be fixed in the next release, because it never will.

Ah yes,

We can't be letting employees get in the way of profits, can we?

Now, how many noughts do I have to write on my bonus cheque?

No surprises here

Their customer service is utter shite & the network not much better.

When will they learn?

Took their time

I always thought their stack was pretty rubbish so any improvement is good.

As for "promote better network citizenship" one can only guess what that means.

It probably comes as a complete surprise

That what Microsoft wants, is not always what people want & I for one, do not wish to be led by the nose or have things rammed down my throat.

Now, discard all your so called 'good ideas', start again and produce something useful and helpful.

Just a new type of

Ransomware

You'd think that paying shit loads of cash for their orifice 365 would grant sufficient space to store your files, paticually as they are so friggin large.

Well, if this is the so called future, you can shove yer cloud where the sun don't shine.

And when

You lose my data, what next?

cut my fingers off?

No thanks

In other news

Google seeks to copy millions of books without permission.

Pot kettle & black spring to mind.

One piece of good news though:

If all you really need is a bit of good ole fashioned file & print, tinterwebs & mail etc, then some alternatives are ahem, free no matter how many million cores or users you have.

Down vote me to hell, but the new licensing looks as appealing as a sponsored swim in a lake full of crocs & I can hear the cries of "how much" from accounts.

Meanwhile

The tills at 'The Ivy' or 'The Riverside Cafe' et all are ringing merrily

Just like that annoying paperclip

Hello, it looks like you're using your computer?

Would you like me to fuck it all up for you?

Vladimir Putin

Wants Britain out of Europe

That alone is a good enogh reason to vote to remain in.

Oh dear

Thats them down the pan then.

And

XP refuseniks around 10%, 7 - 48.57% & even 8 holding on to 8.77%

So 'hardball' tactics not really worked then? & only galvanised those who dont want it by installing Never 10, un-installing KB3035583 or do whate ever else stops the feckking malware downloading & screwing up your other wise perfectly good PC.

Because Microsoft wont give a toss if it does.

so

You'll have noticed that Microsoft didn't say it would re-write the app so that closing the app is taken as a “no”, as happens for just about every other dialog Windows offers.

Thus failing Microsofts own 'Windows Certification' then?

Meanwhile

Waiting times to speak to anyone at HMRC - let alone someone who actually gives a toss, triple after 3 million taxpayers get incorrect coding...

Lin Holmer collects damehood & £2.2million pension package to boot.

Extinguish...

That is all.