* Posts by N2

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Microsoft patches problematic OS to deal with SSD woes

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Pint

Re:

So now fixing a previous fuckup counts as good news for Windows 10!? Bit like the captain saying the plane is crashing but the good news is we'll be landing early...

Pint

About to install the Windows 10 April 2018 Update? You might want to wait a little bit longer

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Trollface

Well

Diddn't Microsoft state their O/S was never intended for internet use?

Capita cost-cutting on NHS England contract 'put patients at risk' – spending watchdog

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Capita high standards?

Ye Gods, what are they smoking?

High standards of complete cock ups, over budgets, late deliveries.

You've been Zucked: Facebook boss refuses to face-off with Brit MPs

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Re: "You can call me a dreamer..."

Why not just block Fb until he turns up?

It's 2018, and a webpage can still pwn your Windows PC – and apps can escape Hyper-V

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I don't trust Microsoft with Security

Never have & never will.

Thankfully, I retired from this nonsense a few years ago & I must say, it's great to be a spectator.

So when can you get in the first self-driving car? GM says 2019. Mobileye says 2021. Waymo says 2018 – yes, this year

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Live crash test dummies

Here is your opportunity!

UK.gov expects auto auto software updates won't involve users

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Trollface

Re: Oh this will be fun....

Like BMW ...

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

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Trollface

Wow!

Microsoft actually fixed something? Amazing & quite quick for them...

MacBook Pro petition begs Apple for total recall of krap keyboards

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Apple

Have done some really shit things on Cooks watch,

He needs to go & perhaps things might improve.

Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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Defrost the chicken

Yes,

We had to tell the Americans who destroyed several engines.

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Facepalm

Excellent

Anything that shrinks their customer base must be a good thing, well done for yet another hole in the foot which must both resemble a culinder by now.

Whereas shooting each other is probably absolutely fine.

Wankers of the very highest order.

BT to slash landline rentals by 37%... for the broadbandless

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Trollface

Seriously

Surprised anyone uses BT after their price hikes.

Patch LOSE-day: Microsoft secures servers of the world. By disconnecting them

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Re: Oh dear

You are taking the piss, aren't you?

Surprise UK raid of Cambridge Analytica delayed: Nobody expects the British information commissioner!

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Nobody expects the British inquistition led by Cardinal Fang...

Our main elements are: fear, suprise and a fanatical devotion to the Pope...

Apart from the fact Cardinal fang dosnt have any teeth, never mind give it a week or two and everyone will have forgotten about it.

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

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Re: Happy to be living near Germany

Excellent idea,

Happily living in France, where 'beer' is almost free until you buy it in a bar and most of the wine is rather good.

Five things you need to know about Microsoft's looming Windows 10 Spring Creators Update

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Re: Aaaargh!

Surprised El Regizeera had to do a poll at all, or do you need consent to read the relevant user agent?

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Trollface

Windows creators fuck up will...

1. Take at least 30 minutes to install

2. Feature 'improvements' of little if any real use.

3. Open the doors to everyone nearby.

4. Forces you to use their cruftware browser.

5. Better to keep tight lipped on this one.

</Troll>

Windows Server 2019 coming next year and the price is going up

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Brilliant

News ways to make familliar fuck ups, where do I sign?

Windows 10 to force you to use Edge, even if it isn't default browser

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Anything else would be malware

Noting like a malicious aplication forcing choices on you?

Fuck wits of the very highest order.

Capita screw-ups are the pits! Brit ex-miner pensioners billed for thousands in extra tax

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Crapita

The gold standard for cock-ups, usually on a biblical scale.

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

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Re: I need new glasses

Average lion climaxes?

AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

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Snake oil, snake oil

Come & get it, £2000 a bottle

Suckers

France gives les citoyens the right to cock up official paperwork

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But

They can screw up as much as they like!

MoD: Sci-tech strategy? Er, here's a bunch of words and diagrams

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Enablers

Looked like piles of drugs

where do I sign?

Self-driving cars still do not exist even if we think they do

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Hello

It looks like I'm going to run over you...

Would you like help with that?

Microsoft Surface Book 2: Electric Boogaloo. Bigger, badder, better

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£3000 for a what?

I tried but you can't do that for a MacBook Pro, even adding all the extras could I get to £2799 for a 13" inch MacBook with retina screen etc and

3.5GHz dual-core 7th-generation Intel Core i7 processor, Turbo Boost up to 4.0GHz

16GB 2133MHz LPDDR3 memory

1TB SSD storage

They are 'aving a larf.

HMS Queen Elizabeth has sprung a leak and everyone's all a-tizzy

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Re: Dry Dock

Water ingress at the speed of a tap is less than negligible.

Agreed,

So long as you can pump it out quicker than it comes in!

Windows 10 Hello face recognition can be fooled with photos

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Facepalm

Testing?

I suppose all that nonsense was abandoned long ago...

Russia threatens to set up its 'own internet' with China, India and pals – let's take a closer look

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Thumb Up

Thats fine by me

So long as they keep all their shite to themselves.

SurfaceBook 2 battery drains even when plugged in

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You can't do that with a MacBook Pro...

Dumb autonomous cars can save more lives than brilliant ones

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Yesterday

Some one waved at me, indicating to slow down, I dont drive too fast on the country roads around us as you never know whats around the next corner. So I slowed down anyway & around the next corner was a loose horse getting a bit agitated. Passing it may have caused a problem even though the road was clear, but waiting a couple of minutes until it calmed down did the trick.

I'm not sure how many robot cars can recognise that.

Wheels are literally falling off the MoD thanks to lack of cash

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A shortage of nuclear-trained personnel...

No change there in the last 30 years.

Black Horse Down: Lloyds Banking Group goes TITSUP*

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Pint

Re: What I guarantee you won't hear...

Pint

one upvote isnt enough

Lloyds is a crock of shit, they even have cross site scripting on the login page as well as leaving the keyboard live to select your memorable word.... ooops should I have said that?

Google Drive ate our homework! Doc block blamed on code blunder

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But

Whats on my computer is mine. Whats in the cloud belongs to the provider.

Time to change your shorts for long trousers and look after whats yours.

Li-ion batteries blow up because they breed nanowire crystals

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Re: With NiCd, a quick pulse from a car battery

Agreed, often underestimated the large current a battery as such can deliver

8400 A/Hr @ 250 V DC the biggest battery Ive worked with & you'd only mess up once...

Forget One Windows, Microsoft says it's time to modernize your apps

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Trollface

Title

'Forget Windows', thats how I read it & I have.

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Re: It's always the same, isn't it?

Along with: "its never done this before" or "I can't do..."

IT at sea makes data too easy to see: Ships are basically big floating security nightmares

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It looks like you are sinking...

Would you like me to help with that?

Gartner says back-to-school PC sales failed. IDC says they worked

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Trollface

No surprises here

Would you really want your kids education hampered by the festering dung heap that Windows has become?

Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

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Trollface

Translation: please, please stop using Windows 7 and 8.

Yes, Ive abandoned Windows long ago

Microsoft shows off Windows 10 Second Li, er, Mixed Reality

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Trollface

Re: Windows 10 Fail Creators Update

All the time, a *.* fail

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: Didn't they used to have a flywheel?

Yes, I think they had two concrete flywheels run up to speed at 200 rpm by electric motor & suppelemnted about 600Mw from the Didcott to Cowley supergrid.

I visited some time around 1990 & very interesting it was too. Aparently they also had to let Dinorwig know otherwise it cut in on the dip.

Microsoft Office 365 Exchange issues for users across Europe

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Trollface

Expect problems and delays...

Same old shite, different day.

Banking websites are 'littered with trackers' ogling your credit risk

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Fires up Sandbox...

Edits hosts to resolve marketing.shitebank.co.uk to 127.0.0.1

No Script, Ghostry, UBlock Origin & Little Snitch do a fine job in fucking off the rest.

HSBC biz banking crypto: The case of the vanishing green padlock and... what domain are we on again?

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Trollface

only eight characters...

The FSA or the BoE really ought to be all over this.

Agreed, but that would involve actually doing something, or someone

Microsoft's fix for web graphics going AWOL? Disable your antivirus

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Disable antivirus?

That tells me a lot about the quality of their advice, summed up in one word: shite.

Microsoft Surface laptop: Is this your MacBook Air replacement?

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Re: Macbook Air replacement my arse

Yes it is, it costs more or less the same as a Mac... so it must be good, Microsoft says so...

Until you work out the price for all the rental ware, pay yourself £0 per hour to control the spyware & when it breaks after, oh er, how long?

Enterprises gooey for Windows 10 as OS helps Computacenter rake it in

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Upgrade?

I would question that.

British broadband is confusing and speeds are crap, says survey

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Re: UK ISP are uniformly terrible.

Or IDNet?