868 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009
Re: Microsoft, you surprise me
X is the Roman numeral for 10 hence: Windows X
Re: Tiles should replace icons fully - everywhere.
The less irritating distractions the better.
Same Old Shit,
Different GUI all fucked up so some 'certified' training provider can charge your company a fortune to tell you how to do what you already know.
Re: By opening the file
The donkeys years old problem with the last three ie someexecutable.pdf.exe should have been fixed years ago as well.
Some of this traffic was attributed to the tragic death of Robin Williams - RIP.
Taken a long time
But it looks like Microsoft are going to deliver something people actually want, just the sort of phone to have in the car for emergencies if the battery lasts 36 days on standby for example.
Will it be warm in winter for my cat to sleep on?
He never goes near my MBP cos its too cool.
in the UK or North Korea ?
Glad I left the dis-united kingdom
That Microsoft have junked
It would be great if they threw all versions of IE away
'I think Ballmer tried to DERAIL MICROSOFT', says ex-Redmond man
What took you so long to work that one out?
Re: If I were Microsoft...
Do well if you could config it to look like 2000, XP, Vista or 7 chez classic shell
Re: Register Daily To Do List
"and remind me again, just how Win 8 has "succeeded"."
Succeeded in pissing people off on an epic scale
& they actually want you to pay money for this shite?
Re: Why won't they sort it out?
Because were Microsoft & your dog is wrong.
Re: Thanks to the men and women of NASA, et al.
Me too, I was 11 at the time & having since seen the lunar modules at Kennedy Space Centre made me realise what an amazing achievement it all was. Have a pint.
Clearly dont understand what they are doing, by giving away something which is rightfully mine or yours, for someone to use as they like.
Sure they'd be annoyed if I ploughed their lawn and planted spuds?
Re: They are just disliked, because they are greedy
Greed worked when they were the only player, but not any more & it will be their downfall
"The reason I make fun of MCSEs is that they can't format a floppy disk in order to update the BIOS" bloody hell, thats a tall order!
I once bumped into one that asked me how to map a network drive from the command line.
Re: Good work
Agreed, Id have those found guilty castrated & locked up for a long time, the problem is sentences arn't tough enough to stop this proliferating
Microsoft should be banned from having anything to do with standards
Re: How they treat smaller customers? Much the same then!
Hi, I found quite a nice Qwerty at Hyper-U for €14
Re: Monkeys, banana plantation
I'll pick that up and run with it!
I always used to try & think of a witty answer to those stupid remarks...
"We'll collect some low hanging fruit"
To which I replied, "I think you've been staring at Sallys tits for far to long", went down a storm, may not get away too lightly now.
Name changed to protect the innocent & no offence intended if your name happens to be Sally or you have nice breasts.
What you really mean is
The Italians have been things to do than twit about football.
Re: Apparel Solution
Excellent idea, wonder if they do it in French as well?
My solution is to say "yes, I can fix that, it will only take a minute, do you have it with you? I will put it behind the rear wheel of my Land Rover & reverse over it, as reverse works best for PCs, forward for iPads & anything else..."
The conversation ends rapidly with a gasp & a "why did you say that" - Simply so I can stop talking about work & get back to enjoying myself/ vin rouge/ whatever I was doing beforehand.
Works every time
Re: Stupid bureaucrats
You'd think the local Office de Tourisme would now be using it, but regrettably they dont seem to have the faintest idea about promoting anything apart from Puy de Fou over here.
Re: "What methodology is used to calculate StatCounter Global Stats?"
...I would guess their readers are more likely to be IT literate, and will have things like Ghostery, NoScript, AdBlock Plus, etc installed to suppress these ad cookies. Or, even, run an O/S other than Windows altogether. e.g. Linux, *BSD, etc!
Agreed, Ghostry, Noscript, DoNotTrackMe, AdBlockPlus installed, non Windows OS & outgoing ports monitored.
But you dont really need to be all that techie to achieve, just common sense.
"Just wondering who you would like to replace the 'Spivs' with?"
More Spivs thats who, as all politicians are in it for themselves
Re: More Concerned About Safety Gear
Id love to see her lady muff
Agreed & up-voted,
But it will still somehow be your fault.
Thats the problem
They tell you what you can't do, not what you should do
& are enforced by a pack of grossly overpaid people
Religion is a cause of great division anyway
I suspect they may just need to set the correct MTU
or chuck it & get a DG834
Re: Well if I had gone back 10 years in time..
MS would be much stronger now if he never arrived in the first place
Re: Well done El Reg
Could a pint be printed instead?
Re: Sounds about right
I'll drive over it in my Land Rover, that'll fix it for you...
Fairly swiftly the topic of conversation changes & I continue to enjoy what ever I was doing before it started.
Worked for me
Realising I had gone to BT in error & thus unlikely to find anything helpful I clicked 'Get me out of here'
Re: "Cack In The Attic"
Well, most of it is brown
Re: that they've dragged the desktop GUI back to Win 95 levels of sophistication.
Upvoted, but I for one would much prefer to use Windows 3.0 or 3.1
So long as theres a free trial & it costs about £10
anymore & its doomed
Re: They seem to have stopped calling me
Excellent, Ive said "Ill just go and get it from the attic" & put the phone on the table and left it, dunno how long they waited.
Re: I want Windows 7 back because I prefer to be slow!!!
"OK, one more time: the reason Windows 8 starts programs so fast, is because it never closes them. When you close a program in Windows 8, it is minimized and the UI hidden. It should come as no surprise that maximizing the program and unhiding the UI is faster than actually loading and starting it again."
Hmm, I wonder where they got those ideas from?
It will all be fixed in the next release!
Re: 1.3 billion?????
When any govt contractor screws up wholeheartedly like this, they should be given the option of dropping all associated costs or being struck off the list.
Had this policy been implemented years ago none of this would be happening now
Re: Craplets must be killed
Agree entirely, hateful stuff
At least McAfee crapware has been killed off but I bet theres plenty of it still out there.
Was very disappointed that batteries wernt included!
Go away Cameron
Dont think the UK will have to wait much longer.
Re: Hard-learned lesson
Thats why they get a bottle of booze, anything even remotely tech is avoided.
Re: Ever seen an Openreach van in a hurry ?
Or its "Oh Christ theres a man up a pole" waiting for the inevitable browser error & searching for that USB dongle thingy.
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