* Posts by teebie

968 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Online Safety Bill age checks? We won't do 'em, says Wikipedia

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Re: What is deemed harmful to kids ?

"I know it when I see it"

How does Atlassian hope to actually improve Confluence and Jira? AI, of course!

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"Our product is less helpful for productivity than scribbling on paper. Or shouting. We should add AI"

Just because on-prem is cheaper doesn’t make the cloud a money pit

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There have been a few "cloud isn't always shit" articles recently, which shows the way the wind is blowing.

The cloud isn't always shit, it makes sense for stuff everyone uses, like emails, or stuff almost nobody uses, like a hyper-specialist product that only one company can supply. But there are so many uses cases where it's the wrong solution.

British Prime Minister Sunak’s plans for UK NFT on ice

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Re: Worse than pointless

That's not true, try paying for something with a 6-pence coins

Some countries support all old money, the UK doesn't.

Google says it did not train its AI chatbot Bard on your private emails

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"Netizens have taken to Microsoft's Bing more since the company launched its new GPT-4-powered internet search chatbot, increasing its web page visits by 15.8 percent."

That's a bigger increase than you would expect from morbid curiosity alone, but I'm sure it contributes to the figure.

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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Is my reading comprehension off today, or does this article hint that Oumuamua is a comet from our solar system? The abstract of the paper explains how it could be an extra-solar comet-like object.

How the Internet Archive faces potential destruction at the hands of Big Four publishers

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"If they were parasites nobody would use them"

That's...not how parasites work?

The UK's bad encryption law can't withstand global contempt

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Re: If they cared about children...

Alfred the great did a lot of good in peacetime - at the time literacy rates in 'England' were terrible, he invited scholars from other parts of Europe, established a school to encourage reading, and had various works translated from latin to english.

£2B in UK taxpayer cash later, and still no Emergency Services Network

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Re: Better never than late

Half?

Greedy dog, go to your bed.

Cop warrant orders Ring to cough up footage from inside this guy's home

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Re: Video on Ring's servers is the problem

Less secure against a burglar stealing the footage though.

Havana Syndrome definitely (maybe) not caused by brain-scrambling energy weapons

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Re: What a relief

American football is a game where most of the time time is spent not playing the sport (60 minutes spread over 3 and a bit hours), and the players have more padding than the Michelin Man.

They should have called it American Cricket,

Ring system discovered around dwarf planet Quaoar leaves astronomers puzzled

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"Astronomers are now puzzled at how such a ring system can survive so far from its parent planet."

At this point, how do we know that it does survive for an appreciable length of time? Maybe it has only been around for a few decades, and will be gone in a few decades more.

Prepare to be shocked: Employees hate this One Weird Clause

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Re: Mental

They do look warm

Jellyfish watches for the sting of developer bottlenecks

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"How long did you spend refining this" "about an hour"

Shot down: Google's grand fancy plan for pro-privacy targeted ads

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"a Google spokesperson suggested Topics is a better alternative than either the paywalls that would inevitably cordon off the web in the absence of content-funding interest-based ads or than the privacy-harming cookie substitutes other marketers would no doubt propose."

Interest-based ads? Like contextual advertising? With no need for any tracking?

Nice smart device – how long does it get software updates?

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Re: IoS

"If you have regular working hours, probably programmable thermostats would be enough, they don't have to be connected ones."

And if you have irregular hours, take your coat off a bit later after you get home.

(And set the night time temperature to 5 degrees celsius so the pipes don't freeze)

FTX boss Sam Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty on eight charges

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Say it out loud

How many banks has Samuel Bankman-Fried freed if Samuel Bankman-Fried can free banks?

(His name isn't pronounced the way it is spelled)

Musk bans private-plane-tracking @Elonjet on Twitter, threatens legal action

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I think it's pronounced 'Kyle'

The X at the starts of the name represents the greek letter χ (chi). And there are 2-3 other bits of bullshit that go into the name.

You get the internet you deserve

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Re: Google has lost already

"Hi guys, welcome to my youtube channel. Today I'm going to tell you what to do if your stopcock shears off. There's a long introduction, but I'm not going to let you know how long"

"ffs, give me the info I need before I drown"

Ever wondered how the AWS leviathan develops software?

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Is this why the UI for configuring aws is so inconsistent?

The boss worked in a fishbowl, so office tricks were a treat

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" It does everything I need a telephone in that location to do, except DTMF"

Urban dictionary tells me what DTF is. No idea what the M stands for.

Apple perfects vendor lock-in with home security kit

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"How is this different to all the "traditional" door locks out there which don't function if you've lost/left your keys somewhere"

Locksmiths?

Amazon hit with $1bn claim that secretive Buy Box algorithm screws shoppers

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"more than half of all physical product sales on our UK store are from independent selling partners"

And what proportion of them are independent selling partners with Pro Merchant accounts? Which are part of what is being complained about.

UK regulator proposes price cap on Motorola as supplier of Airwave network

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Re: So what happens if...

"our competition watchdog hasn't been doing its job very well"

That depends on whether their job is to prevent monopolies (which they haven't done in this case), or to ensure that is there is a monopoly then it does no harm (which it is trying to do here - arguably too late)

Looking at https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/competition-and-markets-authority/about I'm not sure which they are supposed to focus on

The Metaverse is the internet no one wants

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Re: UI elements annoying Oi

For cookie selection its a dark pattern designed to make you go 'sod it, they can have my cookies'

You sound like you are in the market for a browser extension like consent-o-matic, which will fill in them forms for you.

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Re: No second life for Second Life?

I think it was Dara Ó Briain that explained why VR headset porn won't catch on - nobody is sufficiently confident that nobody else can walk into their home to give it a go.

SAP's German-speaking heartlands still struggling with ERP vendor's cloud vision

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" They should be prepared to say goodbye to modifications made to on-premises systems. "That's not how the cloud works,"

'Use our product, it's less good than not using our product' is a bold marketing strategy.

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: Live Printer

It was a gas

Wait, what are we doing here?

Uber, Lyft stock decimated as US aims to classify gig workers as staff

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"The largest share of workers with IC income are those in the top quartile of earnings who primarily receive wage income."

This is meant to imply that independent contractors are doing well, but looks like a desperate attempt to twist some figures.

Is it that those on wage income, as opposed to salaried, tend to be poorly paid, so that if you have waged income topped up by independent contracting then you are somewhat well-paid compared to other poorly-paid people?

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

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"I got a new site for the plant: [Jacob Reese-Mogg's] head; it's certainly empty enough!"

It's a Spherical Tokamak for Energy Production, not a Pencil-Shaped Tokamak for Energy Production

Founder of cybersecurity firm Acronis is afraid of his own vacuum cleaner

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" the vacuum cleaner is connected to the internet"

Why is the vacuum cleaner connected to the internet?

Fake vibrating teeth could make great hearing aids

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I prefer to just take this at face value and ask no further questions.

Sage denies misleading customers over perpetual licensing, users not happy

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Re: Imagine; two centuries ago; when your mother bought a fine china bowl

"Some might say that it was generous to use an analogy of a fine china bowl against Sage 50 Accounts"

If it helps, you can switch the analogy to have Sage be the equivalent of a pre-filled chamber pot .

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"When they start selecting, it presents a series of further questions to help them understand if and how they are impacted."

And are these the questions they want to ask? Or the questions you want them to ask?

Atlassian smartens up security, licensing admin tools

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"$11/month/user"

That really cheap, compared to the amount of time I waste per month waiting for JIRA and Confluence pages to load.

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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Memory sticks never slot into place unless you use enough force that it feels like something is going to break. I can see how someone could go from there to using enough force it's a miracle they didn't break anything.

Microsoft highlights 'productivity paranoia' in remote work research

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Have Microsoft not heard of Goodhart's law, or are they pretending they haven't heard of Goodhart's law?

Appeals court already under fire for upholding Texas no-content-moderation law

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"Posts deemed awful or harmful can not be taken down if they lawful and it can be argued the material is based on a viewpoint."

Surely there isn't much that isn't based on a viewpoint? So, peer-reviewed science can be taken down, but not much else.

Hi, Texas.

Document Foundation starts charging €8.99 for 'free' LibreOffice

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'ideal for "end users who want to get all of their desktop software from Apple's proprietary sales channel."'

They could have just said 'dimwits'

Ad blockers struggle under Chrome's new rules

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Will we still be able to block ads which interrupt you reading a page to show a loading icon, then scroll you down to a question about whether your company is preparing for a recession?

Meta found guilty of flouting Washington political ad laws – again

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Re: Huh..

That's maybe 10 times higher than the last fine. So the next one could be 5 days profit, which should be enough to stop them before they get caught again.

Halfords slapped on wrist for breaching email marketing laws

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What, "legitimate interest" doesn't mean "do whatever the hell you like"?

I though it was supposed to be the marketing equivalent of hazard lights?

No longer prepared to svn commit: WebKit migrates to GitHub

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Re: Moving from one tool they don't understand to another they don't understand

I wondered what they were on about. I've used svn for years, but never had to deal with a ChangeLog.

When a company is flailing around not knowing what they are doing the last thing they need is git.

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

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Re: Stack popped reading that procedure....

Step 1: throw the fox in the river. Nobody needs to carry a fox around with them...

UK wants criminal migrants to scan their faces up to five times a day using a watch

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Re: Technical question

It's "hostile environment" rather than "solution to some sort of problem"

Bloke robbed of $800,000 in cryptocurrency by fake wallet app wants payback from Google

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$800,000 worth of virtual currencies

Should this be $800,000 "worth" of virtual currencies - I'm willing to bet that at no point would he have been able to convert it to $800,000 of money or legal goods.

Anti-piracy messaging may just encourage more piracy

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"The anti-piracy campaigns can have the opposite effect and increase the misappropriation of protected content"

Certainly this is true for the anti-piracy ad which included music that they hadn't paid for (apparently not the "you wouldn't steal a car" ad, despite what I had heard)

Bad news, older tech workers: Job advert language works against you

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So the paper says that sprinkling job add with ageist tropes would discourage older people from applying if any companies were doing that, but they don't know if any companies are doing that, because they didn't look.

That seems pretty pointless.

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Re: Anon CVs

"a couple of sentences explaining roughly what you can do for us and showing that you understand both our needs and your capabilities."

That sounds more like a cover letter for a CV than a CV.

Tories spar over UK's delayed Online Safety Bill

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Re: This isn't it, but something seems to be needed

"I wouldn't trust a single one of them to be able to navigate themselves through a sodden brown paper bag"

I wouldn't trust them to navigate themselves out of a small room that only had one door.