* Posts by Karim Bourouba

139 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2007

Sony shows off PS3 motion-control magic wand

Karim Bourouba
Go

Some valid points in the bootnote

But, dont forget that the Xbox 360 is the only console right now with no motion capture built in. The Wii obviously does the whole Wii thing - and the PS3 has SIXAXIS (whether you think its good or not is neither here nor there).

So, to say that developers wont waste the time with a new fancy control system is a bit off. PES on the Wii for instance, is an example of a studio adding a new control system to a cross format game. In fact, all the games on the Wii that are available on different platforms are an example of developers choosing to do this.

The second point is the most interesting - could there ever be an agreed standard for console controllers? I am not sure there could - and why should there be? Manufacturers like Sony, MS and Nintendo only really care about their own hardware, why should they agree to make their controllers interoperable if they can be sure of dominance? Lets face it, right now, the PS3 and 360 rule the roost in the 'hardcore' sector, with the Wii owning the casual market. Both MS and Sony appear to want in to the casual market, and so will want to make as much money as possible there. So they wont want there platform to be compatible with someone elses, will they?

Xandros - the Linux company that isn't

Karim Bourouba
Paris Hilton

@Carsten Pederson

But that has always been the point with Linux, it has always been a pain for the unitiated to administer. Windows has wrapped it up quite nicely - possibly because Windows has been designed from the start to be sold and not given away.

This is a very old argument when it comes to Linux, and as such Linux distributions been playing catch up to commercial products in this respect (I know I am going to get flamed for that). The success of things like Ubuntu really underline this point, as soon as it becomes obvious how its meant to be used people will start to use it more.

paris, because ultimately she doesnt care what OS is she is using, as long as she can get on the Internet etc.

Firefox users flip out over sneak MS add-on

Karim Bourouba

but whats the issue here?

Is the problem that MS are pushing silent updates on to a rival browser or that Firefox allows such operations to take place in the first instance?

Egyptian cuts off todger to spite his face dad

Karim Bourouba

Makes no sense....

What a nob.

US firm says handheld puke ray is ready to go

Karim Bourouba

@ Matthew Ellen

Hmm, do you really think that a company making a product like this will not have thought about rotating the frequency upon which the puke ray is transmitted?

A more interesting question would be "what happens when the puke ray gets accidnetally reflected onto an innocent bystander?".

Google Wave - interwebs idealism in real-time

Karim Bourouba
Paris Hilton

This is actually quite exciting

I know a lot of Googles endeavours are (obviously) just there to further their own business etc, but this is quite cool. I am not a fan of Twitter (and neither is anyone I work with), but I can see instant benefits from using this, the real time collaboration and translation are fantastic tools.

I am actually looking forward to this one from Google, and I can say that before I have been brainwashed into thinking everything they do is perfect!

Paris, well, because real time IM will make everyone think about what they are typing.

Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology

Karim Bourouba
Gates Horns

lol

I am surprised more CoS cultists havent already plagued this with their normal drivel.

I think it is a fine move by Wikipedia to block these edits, unfortunately there are a lot of people out there who think that Wikipedia contains nothing but cold hard facts - which of course it doesnt (well, most of the time). These easily influenced people may start to think that the whole CoS thing is in fact a legitimate religion, instead of the brainwashing money grabbing cult it is. This would be a very bad thing.

However, with my serious hat on - shouldnt Wikipedia also be making sure that people dont publish false material as well? We are all grown up enough to recognise the CoS as a glorified pyramid selling scheme (with added volcanos and aliens etc), but do we need to have people defacing articles on Wikipedia?

With my serious hat off, the answer is yes.

Cobol hits fifty

Karim Bourouba

Roll on Cobol.NET!!

And why not!

Women coppers eager to drop trousers

Karim Bourouba

Sorry, post verging on sense

Is it wrong of me to suggest that our WPC's stop worrying if they look ok on duty and maybe get on with some policing? As important as looking good at work may be, possibly our police constables could be concentrating on apprehending criminals and reducing crime?

Totally ready for being torn apart over this one.

Europe, Russia discuss 'orbital shipyard' plans

Karim Bourouba

Orbital shipyards would be good

If you build space going vehicles in orbit, you dont really need to worry about making them aerodynamic or worry about things concerning stresses etc. You could probably build vehicles that look rather flimsy - but thats ok as they will only ever be used in orbit.

I think this reduces the cost to fabricate them, not sure.

Of course, we would still need things like rockets and shuttles to get up there in the first place, as well as provide any vehicle built in orbit with fuel/supplies etc.

UN urged to prep for non-fiction Deep Impact

Karim Bourouba

@Solomon Grundy

Your a bit of a knob.

Wunderkind starts robot-buster weapons firm

Karim Bourouba

So what if...

All this new anti-terminator gubbins gets hacked? We they create something to protect us from that also?

Sony PRS-505 Reader e-book

Karim Bourouba

Piracy

Cant help but wonder when the first book pirates will now emerge...

Google smears Chrome on 'sacred' home page

Karim Bourouba

turd polishing

On the note of turd polishing - you invariably end up with shit on your hands.

However, if you chrome something, then all the nastyness is incased in a highly shiny bubble. Thus preventing people from seeing what is on the inside...

Beeb readies iPlayer app for Nokia N96

Karim Bourouba

@Tim Cook

Is not the N96 the latest version of Symbian for Nokia smartphones?

If this is the case, then it is possible earlier versions will not support it...

Digital divide looms again over superfast broadband for all

Karim Bourouba

@flatspot

Are the two really comparable?

Joost ditches P2P client for the web

Karim Bourouba

ummm

Why would the likes of the BBC et al bother with this when they had their very own services up their collective sleeves?

Surely the people at Joost had these thoughts before they decided to "revoloutionise" the way we watch TV?

Google restores Chrome's shine

Karim Bourouba

howcome.....

people dont realise they are a google-fanboy?

It probably isnt untill they have the browser/mail client/maps etc, removed from their lives and suddenly wonder where it has all gone...

ColorWare's colourful iPhone 3G

Karim Bourouba

@dervheid

you do realise that coloware can put any paint job on the thing?

Land Warrior wearable war-smartphone survives Iraq baptism

Karim Bourouba

@jai

Yeah, of course the Register needs to do this - its not like every website on the internet doesnt already say iPhone on it all ready.

Get a grip.

Judge points laser dazzler man towards prison

Karim Bourouba

good aim mind

given the distance the copter must have been from this chap, and that the thing isnt made of plastic/glass.

I would assume that tests and/or an investigation took place to see if this was feasible or not, but surely cockpits and visors are designed to cope with glare like this? Or not?

HD TV in the UK

Karim Bourouba

BT Vision

doesnt BT Vision also offer HD?

Swede packs off GPS to make world's biggest sketch

Karim Bourouba

who cares?

who seriously cares if this is a fake or not?

Its hardly newsworthy, so what if he made it up? The article says its for advertising...

BitTorrent tracker Mininova faces legal action

Karim Bourouba

@Alan

But dont the Dutch already pay a flat rate to cover things like this? And thats the reason why P2P is do popular there already?

I mean, it has been widely discussed on this site before, hasnt it?

So if that was the case, Mininova would indeed be like a massive library - wouldnt it?

Wii controller lawsuit costs Nintendo $21m

Karim Bourouba

is this really for the Wii?

I had read elsewhere that the ruling was over the Wavebird controller for the GameCube.

'We could wake up smarter' - Ballmer hints at Win XP reprieve

Karim Bourouba

@Microsoft Culture

old fashioned sleuthing is better than automated testing?

what planet do you live on? With out automated testing, MS wouldnt have released vista in 5 years time - let alone when they did!!

I take it then you are automatically discounting the near industry standard of unit testing? as well as automated regression testing? As well as all the other types of automated testing that goes on...

Its not the culture at MS that needs to change, its our expectations of software vendors. With the advent of high speed internet, everyone is going to expect updates via the internet. Not via physical media.

Scientology threatens Wikileaks with injunction

Karim Bourouba
IT Angle

so where are the scientologists?

Normally, these posts attract the scientologists and their lawyers instantly.

So far, I have only seen the normal level of highbrow discussion that is created by reg regulars.

I am actually planning my own religion as we speak. One of the key milestones in this project will include a retro sealab 2021 (not 2020, thats sooo last year) undersea base where I will peform cognitions on many female bodies.

And it shall be good.

eBay scripting trick used to boost seller ratings

Karim Bourouba

ASPX is...

not just an HTML file format to create webforms.

Instead, how about using the words, "part of a web application framework"?

'Freetard ? more like advert programmed PAYTARDS!'

Karim Bourouba

Tardo's

only this week, have I been introduced to the semi-politically correct NZ term, 'Tardo'

BBC's download iPlayer goes titsup

Karim Bourouba

How come...

The Reg hates on the iPlayer so much?

Wikileaks exposes Scientology's zeal to 'clean up rotten spots of society'

Karim Bourouba

Bunch of nutters

I hope El Reg is ok with dealing with this bunch of weirdos.

I think it is very well known that when ever an article about this pseudo religion goes up on any site, their amry of Lord Xeenu fanboys will flock to the available comments section in order to prove to everyone that their legally approved factets show that we are all dumb and they are all correct.

No doubt we have all been profiled and catalogued by these lovely people as soon as we read the story.

Now, can someone pass me my tinfoil hat please?

Chinese make Olympic weather bow to Party's will

Karim Bourouba

sod that, just have a bbq in the UK

If everyone in the UK decides to have a bbq on the day of the opening ceremony then they will dodge the rain.

It will fall here instead

DC Comics to kill off Batman?

Karim Bourouba

canon

there are a number of batman timelines that are considered canon, such as the dark night returns etc.

Stopping Brucey from being Batman now would need some serious justification for the more geekier fans.

At the end of the day, there are loads of different permuatations to cater for all future Batman films/series/comics/graphic novels/lunchboxes/commerative dog blankets/hand crafted gifts and cross stich designs.

Accenture and BAE pull out of ID card project

Karim Bourouba

@shabble

dont assume that just because the SNP doesnt want ID cards, that it wont happen.

While the exec may put a stop to it out of a desire to appear independant - they will probably create a scheme like this in future. If for nothing else to prevent things like NHS tourism.

I am Legend hints at Batman-Superman movie

Karim Bourouba

imdb explains all

probably.

There is a JLA film due in 2010: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0974015/

old news I believe (with out sounding like the comic shop dude from the Simpsons)

Microsoft warns on Home Server bug

Karim Bourouba

in defenence of the Hewittt...

To be honest, and in defence of the hewittt, as an OS Linux does many things well - but it probably isnt the best thing for mass market media centric users. You know, the type of user that MS is targetting with this OS.

I have seen feature rich media centric Linux distros, but MS do have a good track record for ease of use and installation for everyday users. I am also perfectly sure that, should the Linux community at large wish to contribute in such a fashion, a distro like this could be created that does exactly the same thing as Home Server and would be as easy to install, maintain and configure.

British teens score a C in international science poll

Karim Bourouba

@John Savard

Unfortunately, the Republic of China doesnt have any official support any more.

They have been forced out of the UN for over 30 years now and cannot gain entry to any major international organisation. Chinese Taipei is the diplomatic term used when referring to the ROC

US woman fingered for Porky Pig drugs outrage

Karim Bourouba

@Stu Reeves

Hmmmm, just been reading th act for it here: http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2006/ukpga_20060015_en_1.htm

and I dont see the part where the government will be selling a watered down version etc.

Can you do us all a favour and point that bit out in the act itself? You must know exactly where to go to find it...

Karim Bourouba

@Anonymous Coward

Why?

I didnt know that any companies would be accessing this data - so far it is widely publicised that its the government who will own and maintain this.

Also, the related act to the scheme doesnt mention this practise?

Beer set to hit four quid a pint

Karim Bourouba

@ bluesxman

but that refers to lighter fuel does it not?

Also, does anyone get the feeling anon coward either;

a) works from home

or is

b) not gainfully employed?

He seems to have drunk a fair bit through the afternoon on a wide variety of beverages ranging from poncey erdinger down to staple Budwieser.

How come you were not at your own brew??

Karim Bourouba

@Anonymous Coward

How does brewing your own save you? Its hops that are going up, and I presume you use these to brew your beer?

Also, I am fairly sure brewing your own spirits is illegal in the UK.

BT Vision misses customer targets (by a shedload)

Karim Bourouba

BT Vision is actually OK

I got this for free - you get two powerline ethernet adapters and a 160gb PVR for nothing.

You cant say thats a bad deal? The content is pretty cool too, the BTVision stuff has loads of free things to download and watch as well as stuff to pay for.

If you already have cable or sky, there is not much extra for you. But if you dont then its fine, especially if you like movies.

You want to learn about Ubuntu?

Karim Bourouba

I am a windows fan boy

Yes, I am.

However, when I have to use linux, I choose this one as it is just so damn easy to get things done compared to others.

There is a wealth of (friendly) support out there etc and is rather easy to install.

For people who use windows as the primary os, this can be used to great affect with vmware.

Apple rings in changes with iPod Touch

Karim Bourouba

re: But no Mail...

well, I hate to point out the obvious, but why would apple include this on the ipod touch? They are planning to sell the iphone over here, so it would kind of dumb to include the "killer" apps of the iphone in the ipod touch wouldnt it?

Boeing touts feeble Hummer-mounted raygun

Karim Bourouba

i just dont get the pork thing

seriously, is this an americanism?

Compact Disc: 25 years old today

Karim Bourouba

re: I want a laser turntable?

i remember seeing this one when i was a kid. If i remember right, you had to play the record upside down.

I looked for one a few years ago in order to get an old record collection into digital format but was never able to find one...

Warner Bros to remake Enter the Dragon

Karim Bourouba

oh well

should be ok i think.

so what if it is a remake? i wasnt born when the orginial was released (but I have it on DVD).

would have preferred them to do game of death instead.

Carphone Warehouse salesman dies in car boot

Karim Bourouba

its a bit sad

even though he shouldnt have been in the car when drunk, its still pretty sad that he died etc.

'Portable' CD player puts MP3 into a spin

Karim Bourouba

didnt batman use one of these?

in batman returns?

TimeUK mounts $22m Evesham bail-out

Karim Bourouba

so sorry about my previous comments...

no, actually i am not.

this isnt a help group for companies that sink. this is a technology website.

stop posting anonymously, its obvious you are the same poster over and over again.

you may be right, I may have too much time on my hands, but if i were in your position i would be using that time to get a new job, not flaming people here.

for gods sake, you dont need The Register to organise anything, so just take yourselves elsewhere and moan in unison there.

I will assume that all the other ex-evesham employees are busy finding themselves new jobs instead of enjoying the limelight here.

It is also strange how the evesham website still doesnt mention that you are all jobless...

oh, and well done on using google to find out all about me - arent you a clever boy.