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* Posts by beardman

29 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

WHY didn't Microsoft buy RIM? Us business blokes would have queued for THAT phone

beardman
WTF?

A totally irrelevant rant about ones dream. MS = WP8 and that rules Blackberry out of equation. And about sysadmin phone? Be consistent with your requirements, please for whatevers' sake. First, it's decent browser, which of all choices Blackberries' is the most laughable choice. Then all of a sudden it's full blown productivity suite..? Which again is not in Blackberry favor. And what the hell you do as a sysadmin that you need productivity suite..? I'd understand decent ssh client and remote desktop app, but that..?

El'Reg has just fallen short on respect points for posting this article...

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USA's H-1B skilled worker visa applications open

beardman
Trollface

not attractive offer

especially given the fact that Norks declared war on this country

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Razzies set to torpedo pop minx Rihanna's Battleship

beardman
Paris Hilton

Pattison...

Worst ever. Seen him (NOT)acting in "Bon Ami". Pathetison...

Paris - because her appearance was much better in that (not so) pr0n movie. :)

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ESO's nine-gigapixel galactic image has 84 MILLION stars

beardman
Alien

so many millions of stars and planets...

and we are still lonely here on this smallish bubble...

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Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

beardman
IT Angle

angle missing

Hogs and IT?

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Smutty books strip Harry Potter of Amazon crown

beardman
IT Angle

oh... amazon and e-book..?

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Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

beardman
Alien

Magratheans?

It was the Magratheans who constructed the planet-sized computer named Earth (for a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the mice) to determine the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is required to understand the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I wonder what they have built now? I bet it's not another Earth.

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Panasonic chief says no to low-cost OLED TVs

beardman
Mushroom

Re: But..

LG CRT in my case. Read my finger Pornosonic!

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Relax hackers! NATO has no cyber-attack plans - top brass

beardman
Black Helicopters

uhm...

what NATO centre of cyber excellence is doing then in Estonia? just watching the wire?

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World+Dog to demand ever larger tablet-phones

beardman
Meh

a phone...

...is a phone is a phone.

I'm sticking to my good old E51 until it falls apart...

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Web hosting

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Re: Web hosting

Hetzner FTW! Best price, responsive support (good enough English), has IPv6, fast connections to major ISPs.

Happy Hetzner customer for a number of years.

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Motorola's bid to sink Windows, XBoxes sales snubbed

beardman
Trollface

sprechen sie english?

I'd put the subtitle this way: "US judge rulen German Microsoft ban bid ist kaput".

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Chinese coders beat all-comers

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Re: Dueling Headlines

HEHE :D

Good notice!

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Lithuania rules beer brewing 'vitally essential' to life

beardman

my sweet lord of... whatever...

they may put any rules on this crapy carslberg "beer" factory. the fact is that less and less people drink their beer-product here in Lithuania. everyone I talk to are switching to small breweries (and there're plenty to choose from) production, because that's the real beer and not something produced at large quantities and very fast at some factory-thing.

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Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

beardman
WTF?

3rd option?

OK now, where is the 3rd option called "Whatever..."?

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Our roving reporter snaps Tenerife sex dangle

beardman
Megaphone

we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!

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Southampton hampton vice shocker: Exclusive snap

beardman
WTF?

Oh no...

Where is Optimus Prime!? How could it be that he missed this scene?

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BlackBerry-style LG Android phone outed

beardman
Meh

fugly

I like the full keyboard, but this phone is fugly...

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Windows hits 25

beardman
FAIL

x86 protected mode

Oh my... Even the Win95/98 did NOT use x86 protected mode. It only started from winNT.

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Microsoft shows Venue Pro smartphone for Dell

beardman
FAIL

What!?

"no memory cards"

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Microsoft Windows glider crashes

beardman
Paris Hilton

that was...

... totally lame. Even if the event by design is to have fun, there was no fun at all. Lame aircraft design, lame attempt to bring fun.

Go, PARIS!

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Cashpoint mugger flashes distractionary chesticles

beardman
Paris Hilton

Paris, ...

..learn this!

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Famous 'Invisible Gorilla' trick vid gets sequel

beardman
WTF?

What?

There's no link to video? How so this is not on Youtube?

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Loud sex ASBO woman spared jail again

beardman
Pint

I for one...

I'm happy they STILL can make sex at this age. Despite the recent reports (and playmobil recreation) about it after 45-ies...

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Mozilla dons grass skirt with near-ready Thunderbird 3.1 release

beardman
Boffin

ldap

Yes, it can read contacts from LDAP. Write? I guess - no.

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PARIS hacked Canon: 108 minutes, 1,298 stills

beardman
Pint

ha

so you're stuck in spain..?

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Monty launches frantic 'save MySQL' web campaign

beardman
Pirate

Who needs MySQL?

Go PostgreSQL! Go!

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Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

beardman
Unhappy

And where

the hell is Optimus Prime!?

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Periodic table adding new element

beardman
Coat

Pandemium

I'd call it, based on the last news...

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