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* Posts by beardman

28 posts • joined Friday 12th June 2009 06:52 GMT

beardman
Trollface

not attractive offer

especially given the fact that Norks declared war on this country

beardman
Paris Hilton

Pattison...

Worst ever. Seen him (NOT)acting in "Bon Ami". Pathetison...

Paris - because her appearance was much better in that (not so) pr0n movie. :)

beardman
Alien

so many millions of stars and planets...

and we are still lonely here on this smallish bubble...

beardman
IT Angle

angle missing

Hogs and IT?

beardman
IT Angle

oh... amazon and e-book..?

beardman
Alien

Magratheans?

It was the Magratheans who constructed the planet-sized computer named Earth (for a race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings, the mice) to determine the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, which is required to understand the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I wonder what they have built now? I bet it's not another Earth.

beardman
Mushroom

Re: But..

LG CRT in my case. Read my finger Pornosonic!

beardman
Black Helicopters

uhm...

what NATO centre of cyber excellence is doing then in Estonia? just watching the wire?

beardman
Meh

a phone...

...is a phone is a phone.

I'm sticking to my good old E51 until it falls apart...

Posted in Web hosting
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Thumb Up

Re: Web hosting

Hetzner FTW! Best price, responsive support (good enough English), has IPv6, fast connections to major ISPs.

Happy Hetzner customer for a number of years.

beardman
Trollface

sprechen sie english?

I'd put the subtitle this way: "US judge rulen German Microsoft ban bid ist kaput".

beardman
Thumb Up

Re: Dueling Headlines

HEHE :D

Good notice!

beardman

my sweet lord of... whatever...

they may put any rules on this crapy carslberg "beer" factory. the fact is that less and less people drink their beer-product here in Lithuania. everyone I talk to are switching to small breweries (and there're plenty to choose from) production, because that's the real beer and not something produced at large quantities and very fast at some factory-thing.

beardman
WTF?

3rd option?

OK now, where is the 3rd option called "Whatever..."?

beardman
Megaphone

we demand Optimus Prime to come back to these scenes and act responsibly. STOP HIDING, Optimus!

beardman
WTF?

Oh no...

Where is Optimus Prime!? How could it be that he missed this scene?

beardman
Meh

fugly

I like the full keyboard, but this phone is fugly...

Posted in Windows hits 25
beardman
FAIL

x86 protected mode

Oh my... Even the Win95/98 did NOT use x86 protected mode. It only started from winNT.

beardman
FAIL

What!?

"no memory cards"

beardman
Paris Hilton

that was...

... totally lame. Even if the event by design is to have fun, there was no fun at all. Lame aircraft design, lame attempt to bring fun.

Go, PARIS!

beardman
Paris Hilton

Paris, ...

..learn this!

beardman
WTF?

What?

There's no link to video? How so this is not on Youtube?

beardman
Pint

I for one...

I'm happy they STILL can make sex at this age. Despite the recent reports (and playmobil recreation) about it after 45-ies...

beardman
Boffin

ldap

Yes, it can read contacts from LDAP. Write? I guess - no.

beardman
Pint

ha

so you're stuck in spain..?

beardman
Pirate

Who needs MySQL?

Go PostgreSQL! Go!

beardman
Unhappy

And where

the hell is Optimus Prime!?

beardman
Coat

Pandemium

I'd call it, based on the last news...