* Posts by Allan George Dyer

2547 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

FYI: Get ready for face scans on leaving the US because 1.2% of visitors overstayed their visas

Allan George Dyer

Do they know I left?

First time I visited the USA, there was no official to hand my departure card to as I transferred from a domestic to int'l flight to leave. Eventually, airline staff said they'd pass it on. If they didn't, will this facial recognition get me arrested for overstaying 20-odd years?

I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords

Allan George Dyer
Mushroom

Start a War!

With good timing and a GPS, you could hit someone while they are in one jurisdiction, and you are in another. If it's a national border, it could be an act of war.

The curious case of Spamhaus, a port scanning scandal, and an apparent U-turn

Allan George Dyer

Re: For the love of..

@Kevin McMurtrie - "Nobody is forcing anyone to use any blacklist."

Well, most users are unaware of what blacklists their ISP or IT team is using. Most ISPs would refuse to give details to ordinary customers because of "security". Maybe the customers would approve, but it isn't fully-informed consent.

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

Allan George Dyer
Black Helicopters

Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

@Dick Kennedy - "Really? This really happened?"

Yes, of course it did, many, many times. It's trick number 17 in the Luddite Conspiracy Manual, which is secretly delivered to believers fighting the encroachment of evil technology. Each copy is painstakingly illuminated by a secret order of monks. You haven't heard of them? That's how secret they are.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

Allan George Dyer
Paris Hilton

"Oh, and never let a three-year-old near a locked tablet."

Didn't Moses say that?

Town admits 'a poor decision was made' after baseball field set on fire to 'dry' it more quickly

Allan George Dyer
Flame

A carefully planned application of an appropriate amount of heat under controlled and supervised conditions, versus gung-ho chucking on any amount of fuel, igniting it and being shocked at the result.

It's not just the folk of CT that could learn something, the latter approach does appear to be prevalent at many levels in the USA.

Allan George Dyer

If they've got an ice-rink in town, they could have borrowed the ice-smoothing machine (whatever the official name for that is)

Dyin'... for some li-ion, from Taiwan? Electronics powerhouse spewing out data centre cells

Allan George Dyer
Boffin

Re: Is that a smart idea?

@dieve - "(e.g. just pumping some water to the roof)"

That depends on how high and strong your roof is. If you have a 7kW rack that you want 15 minutes of emergency power for, then that's 6.3MJ. You would need to raise 1 tonne of water 630 metres to store that.

You could design in a saltwater crater lake for your volcano lair, but I don't know what you'd do with the sharks when there's a power outage.

Want to learn about lithium-ion batteries? An AI has written a tedious book on the subject

Allan George Dyer
Terminator

Why Lithium-ion Batteries?

The true breakthrough is that the researchers told the AI to, "write an important book", and it chose THIS subject.

Expect sequels on self-driving cars and drones. Panic when it gets to supply-chain logistics and weapons.

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

Allan George Dyer

Re: A modern twist

@John Brown (no body) - so "early Windows" now encompasses '95? Damn, I'll getting old!

Just the small matter of the bill for scrapping Blighty's old nuclear submarines: It's £7.5bn

Allan George Dyer
Joke

Tradition

Her Majesty can use them to keep her jewels in. It's the traditional use of large, obsolete military technology.

Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware

Allan George Dyer

Re: Sounds unprofessional all round

@Mage - "Why produce TWO passports?"

Maybe it was an expired passport with a current visa, and the matching new passport.

Or real passport and spy cover identity passport ;-)

Allan George Dyer
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Arrest anybody

Definitely! - The thought of anyone using that equipment to make a candid video of Trump in the pool is horrific! Uploading it to YouTube would be a crime against humanity!!

Pull! Rocket Lab fires off another potential target as India joins exclusive satellite shooting club

Allan George Dyer

OneSpace amateur video...

I like the part at 0:20, where the passing soldier notices something, and the camera is hastily dropped behind the heads of the crowd.

Brit Parliament online orifice overwhelmed by Brexit bashers

Allan George Dyer
Joke

Re: Can you blame us?

@AC - "I'm more likely to drink his beer, filter it, then give it back in a glass."

Oi! There's a queue for that, you're second!

'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin

Allan George Dyer
Pint

@chivo243 -

Me too!

McAfee – the completely sane guy, not the biz – told to fork out $25m over 'torture, murder' of his Belize neighbor

Allan George Dyer

Re: Something about Antivirus software

@Dave 126 - "unless they've achieved something bigger"

I tend to agree, but it doesn't have to be a positive achievement. In this case, I argue his achievements in bat-shit craziness have far outstripped his short founding role in the antivirus area.

Allan George Dyer
Windows

Re: Something about Antivirus software

Huh, don't believe it. I'm perfectly sane.

Seriously, why does John McAfee still get tagged as an antivirus guy? He resigned from McAfee Associates in 1994, so that's a quarter century. As for making people crazy, he was pretty unstable all along, from the accounts of him pulling out his gun during business meetings.

UK code breakers drop Bombe, Enigma and Typex simulators onto the web for all to try

Allan George Dyer

Re: Explain like I'm five ..

@Brad Ackerman - "Designing the Enigma to never encrypt a letter as itself is a boneheaded move"

It was a design feature that allowed the same device to be used to encrypt and decrypt. Without it, you'd need two devices, or a much more complex device. I suppose the flaw was not understanding the enemy's cryptanalysis capability and how the weakness could be exploited. If they had, they could have compensated by strengthening the system in other ways, which they did, to some extent.

Allan George Dyer
Coat

Re: Interesting

@Michael H.F. Wilkinson - "Donning my tinfoil hat: this might be a decoy, without any back doors"

Isn't inserting a back door, or searching for one, a bit of a waste of time when they've also released Bombe code?

[wanders off shaking head sadly, to get coat]

Unless it's a double-bluff!

[exits quickly]

What made a super high-tech home in Victorian England? Hydroelectric witchery, for starters

Allan George Dyer

Re: FIFY

@aregross - "I would think only a few watts if couldn't light more than 9 bulbs."

I'd guess that the bulbs were 60W or 100W, common domestic sizes when the officer was writing, so the total power would be about 0.5 - 1kW.

Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

Allan George Dyer

@eldakka - "Who defines criminal nature? Which countries laws are used as the basis of this? Who chooses that?"

Where I sit, currently just outside the Great Firewall, those questions are a big concern. A few years ago, inside the Great Firewall, corruption led to the tainted baby formula scandal and babies were dying of malnutrition because melamine was added to milk powder so it passed the testing. People who spoke out were arrested for the criminal offence of spreading rumours. At the moment, I enjoy free speech; soon the local lawmakers will vote on making disrespecting the National Anthem a jailable offence. Do not complacently think that your liberal democracy is immune... China has recently pressured airlines into changing how they refer to destinations in Taiwan, China's economic might is growing, and businesses make... business decisions.

I have been very impressed with Jacinda Ardern's response, and I hope she can follow through on tightening gun control. Australia's gun control laws made it very difficult for the gunman to get the weapons for the attack in his own country.

Facebook blames 'server config change' for 14-hour outage. Someone run that through the universal liar translator

Allan George Dyer
Pint

Re: Facebook was down?

@jake - "A couple actually demanded that I fix it!"

Did you give them a quote? Did they pay?

If you're worried that quantum computers will crack your crypto, don't be – at least, not for a decade or so. Here's why

Allan George Dyer
Coat

Re: Glad to hear...

So, as I'm using Rot13 twice, I'm safe for two decades?

What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks

Allan George Dyer
Joke

Re: "There were nude images of a middle-aged man"

Sadly, there is no way to reverse the ageing process. You'll have to be satisfied with however your stick has deteriorated.

Boeing... Boeing... Gone: Canada, America finally ground 737 Max jets as they await anti-death-crash software patches

Allan George Dyer

Re: "US, Canada finally ground 737 Max jets..."

@Mark 85 - "The only sure way to tell is require the Boeing board to fly on the plane."

Amendment to flight safety regulations for all commercial flights: Two first-class seats must be reserved and occupied by a Board Member of the aircraft manufacturer, and a Board Member of the airline.

'It's like painting with atoms'... Watch how boffins form armies of simple micron-sized bots from a silicon wafer

Allan George Dyer
Coat

Re: Paint

The Hooloovoo don't.

I came here to make the same comment, but you beat me to it, so I'm doing nerd-pedant riposte. I'll get my coat.

From hard drive to over-heard drive: Boffins convert spinning rust into eavesdropping mic

Allan George Dyer

So you can record Rock Concerts

Has anyone told the MPAA?

Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

Allan George Dyer
Flame

Re: Good on him for standing up

@chivo243 - "the color of *ahem* the worlds oldest profession is RED"

Which might cause some embarrassment and confusion at Chinese New Year.

Allan George Dyer
Gimp

"looking like a brothel or a funeral parlour"

One assumes it must be a fairly specialised brothel if it can be easily confused with a funeral parlour.

You. Shall. Not. Pass... word: Soon, you may be logging into websites using just your phone, face, fingerprint or token

Allan George Dyer
Holmes

Re: The difference between something like this fob and the yale-type key that I use to open my door

M7S - 'as a relatively non-techie, I can be confident that there is no way that at any stage in the future the door lock is able to copy my key. No "footprint" is left'

Why would you be confident of that? How about a lock that accepts a Yale-type key and, instead of having pins split at different places to match up with the barrel, it electronically measures the key and the embedded processor compares that to the authorised key's measurements. From the outside, it could look identical to a Yale-type lock. This would be marketed to property-owners who need to change their locks frequently, e.g. for student accommodation: "Don't change the locks, issue a new key and update the lock electronically!"

Then, criminals get hold of these adaptable locks. One night, you come home and find your key doesn't work. When you leave to find a locksmith, the criminal approaches, removes the fake front door with adaptable lock that was covering your real front door and uses the duplicate key cut from the measurements taken by the adaptable lock and transmitted wirelessly to his key-cutter.

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

Allan George Dyer

"security researchers have found it increasingly difficult to enter America legally for conferences"

It must be better than having a problem leaving.

UK banking was struck by one IT fail every day for most of 2018

Allan George Dyer
Trollface

Re: IT Failure?

@Version 1.0 :

'face it, the main function of cloud computingBanking* is to generate income to the "cloud providersBankers"'

FTFY.

* Feel free to replace with your currently most-despised business sector in any laissez faire economy.

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

Allan George Dyer

Re: He says it's like rigging up external RAID storage with SCSI in the 1990s.

But the SCSI cables were either ribbon cables wide enough to drive a car along, or cylindrical and thick enough to act as a main support cable for your local suspension bridge, but less flexible. USB-C pales i comparison.

UK's beloved RNGesus machine ERNIE goes quantum in 5th iteration

Allan George Dyer
Boffin

Did anyone else notice?

If you pause the videos of the ERNIE 1 demo machine, sometimes more than one tube in the ring is lit; on some occasions 3 adjacent tubes are active.

Is this an artefact caused by a slow shutter speed, or does it actually stem from the machine's operation?

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

Allan George Dyer

Re: DNA?

What's the accepted method for giving your sample... do you just spit at the interviewer?

In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have eight-letter DNA – like the kind NASA-backed boffins just crafted

Allan George Dyer
Boffin

Re: Nitro

@Spoobistle - "we know that the existing systems of protein and nucleic acid metabolism must have been optimal at the point of life's origin"

Optimal or just lucky? There might be a large number of viable alternate metabolisms, each with a tiny chance of arising in the primordial soup, but the first one to arise and reach the replication stage, wins.

What's in a name? Quite a bit when it's the most hated abbreviation of 2018 (GDPR, of course)

Allan George Dyer

Re: Workers of the World!

I guess your head is remembering the English abbreviation of the German Democratic Republic, not the abbreviation in the native language: Deutsche Demokratische Republik.

Roses are red, this is sublime: We fed OpenAI's latest chat bot a classic Reg headline

Allan George Dyer
Paris Hilton

Re: Premature fears

But nowadays, no-one bothers to read beyond the second... Ooh, look a butterfly!

Allan George Dyer
Trollface

But I never knew a dog could "be either female (males) or male (females)". This vital information about transgender canines should be promulgated to... um, the Westboro Baptist Church?

Earth's noggin took quite a clockin' back in the day: Now a second meteorite crater spotted under Greenland ice

Allan George Dyer
Joke

Re: The cratered Earth

@Robert Helpmann?? - "It’s not that there are so many craters there, it’s that there are so many geologists there"

You mean it's like crop circles? Bored geologists are wandering out after a night down the pub and casually digging a fake 20km crater beneath the ice in Greenland? A lot more plausible than this Chicken Little "rocks from the sky" theory.

Only plebs use Office 2019 over Office 365, says Microsoft's weird new ad campaign

Allan George Dyer
Paris Hilton

Probably not for me...

For some reason, in my 30-something years of wordprocessor usage, I have never needed to list US state capitals. But what do I know, perhaps MS Office users are regularly required to complete such tasks, personally, I use Libre Office.

Chrome devs attempt to slip muzzle on resource-guzzling browser beast with 'Never-Slow Mode'

Allan George Dyer

another way?

Two of my local newspaper have websites. One, that I used to read regularly, has heavy scripting, ads and loads really slowly, especially on mobile. Guess which I read more now?

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

Allan George Dyer
Joke

Re: "Standard issue...

@Jemma - "Anyone know how to get blueberries out of feathers?"

Eat the feathers? The blueberries will be digested, the feathers will pass through largely unchanged. Simple.

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

Allan George Dyer

Re: Header pic

@Six - "I suspect that UK BS1363 sockets may have been adopted but not ring circuits."

HK uses ring circuits. The "intended for use on radials" doesn't make sense: no sane wiring authority would adopt pin sizes that matched BS1363, but chang the plug and cable sizes. The body of the plug looks too small, so wouldn't meet the requirements for preventing small fingers underneath, and the flex looks smaller than 13A rated. Why have 13A-rated pins in a lower-rated circuit standard?

Allan George Dyer

Re: Header pic

"Or Hong Kong ?"

Probably. HK follows the BS, but there are plenty of dodgy Chinese "it fits in the socket" junk cables to avoid.

Using WhatsApp for your business comms? It's either that or reinstall Lotus Notes

Allan George Dyer

@JQW - "propagated around the office in alphabetical order by user group name - which meant a 10 second wave of beeps spreading linearly around the building from one end to the other."

I have to wonder - was the naming scheme chosen BECAUSE the BOFH realised this would happen?

How big is the UK space industry? It hauled in £14.8bn for 2016/2017 – report

Allan George Dyer

Re: Space Industry

@AC - 'a pantomime around Christmas (not exactly the "high art"'

OH YES IT IS!

Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing

Allan George Dyer

Re: The Rule of Threes

"You die after: ... 3 hours without shelter"

So, those aren't sunbathers on that beach?

Crispest image yet of Ultima Thule arrives on Earth, but grab a coffee while the rest downloads

Allan George Dyer

"Sorry that should have been 28800kbs up from 14400kbs."

14.4kbps to 28.8kbps, I think. Only out by a factor of 8000.