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GOTCHA: Google caught STRIPPING SSL from BT Wi-Fi users' searches

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Re: And...

"Who's reading my posts! (If it's anyone but Balmer, we'll have words!)"

Uhh... I read that post, sorry. But, if you tell me what you don't want me to know, I promise to try to forget it.

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State Dept shuts off unclassified email after hack. Classified mail? That's CLASSIFIED

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Re: ...why wasn't it air-gapped,

"I actually worked on a site where internal network was air-gapped from Internet." - So, how did that work against email malware? OK, you're protected against anything not in the SMTP stream, but a simple packet filter could do the same.

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DEATH fails to end mobile contract: Widow forced to take HUBBY's ASHES into shop

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Re: Untrustworthy automatic billing

"Unless you set up your DD with a credit card, in which case you can not cancel the DD, only the company you have the DD with can do it."

That, too, can be dealt with. I was trying to terminate a phone service, and the company was being unhelpful. So, I called my credit card company and we had a little discussion about withdrawing authorisation. I granted the authorisation, so I can withdraw it, simple. Unfortunately, they disagreed, so I terminated the credit card account.

Of course, it's important to do this before any disputed money has been transferred. If you're trying to get back the cash they've overcharged you, you're probably buggered. Which, to return to the topic of the article, is difficult when there are unexpected changes in circumstances.

Have you noticed how often it is that the account termination part of a billing system is badly designed? It's almost as if it were intentional...

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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Re: The bible is a book ?

Well, that's a bit unfair, the bible isn't one book. How about we stitch together the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the Origin of Species, Relativity and Lady Chatterly's Lover (you have read the Song of Solomon?) as a more fair competitor?

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FALL of the MACHINES: How to KILL the Google KARATE BOT, by our expert

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Hong Kong University has one of these, I believe they are teaching it Tai Chi.

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Someone has broken into your systems. Now what?

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Re: Honeypot should already be in place

Or just redirect based on the Evil Bit, see RFC 3514

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Trickle-down economics WORKS: SpaceShipTwo is a PRIME EXAMPLE

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Re: @ Allan George Dyer

@Tom 13 - which was my point: economics says those things are interchangeable, but I still want my bloody breakfast! Economics is a useful model, but, like all models, it is not a complete, perfect explanation of the world. And the word I was missing last night was "externalities" - isn't trickle-down technology happening outside the economic considerations of those concerned?

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Re: Not Trickle-down economics...

@I ain't Spartacus - Have an up vote. Maybe I want to phrase things differently, and I wouldn't say an economy dominated by the mega-rich is "more open".

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Re: Not Trickle-down economics...

@ I ain't Spartacus - I wasn't trying to make a point about free market economies, and I certainly didn't suggest a command economy was a good idea, but is there really such a thing as a free market, anywhere? Trickle-down advocates oppose progressive taxation because they think it limits the ability of the meg-rich to start the trickle, but I'm suggesting that the trickle tends to pool at the top end, and dries up before reaching the bottom.

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Re: Not Trickle-down economics...

@Squander Two - Well, I thought economics was about movement of goods and services through society, which does not have to involve any movement of technology. Technology can move without direct economic exchange - e.g. when a patent expires. Economics is abstract, you can redefine any activity as economics, but there is a certain quality about, for example, "my breakfast" that is not interchangeable with "a drug patent" or "a performance of Beethoven's 5th". You can say that a billionaire eating breakfast and a billionaire launching a spaceship both have an economic trickle-down effect, but only one of them has a technology trickle-down effect.

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Re: Not Trickle-down economics...

You've missed my point. It's the technology trickle-down that brings the benefits, not the (supposed) economic trickle-down. Then I confused things with chicken-devliery because I didn't want to suggest that every technology is appropriate everywhere.

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Not Trickle-down economics...

The money sloshes around the top-end, among high-paid managers and consultants, but doesn't increase the number of toilet-cleaners required, or their wages.

However, trickle-down technology can work. Throw enough money at developing fancy devices with bright screens and long battery life, and you've developed a lighting system efficient enough to be run off a solar panel in some third-world village schoolhouse. But trickle-down technology can also fail, usually when someone insists on deploying the shiniest new tech, without considering how it will work at the delivery point... "With SpaceShipTwo, these villagers can deliver their chickens to market much faster, via SPAAACE!"

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Re: Why supply-side / trickle-down failed...

@James 51 - That would be bribing the Government promoting your legitimate business concerns.

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Russia to ban iCloud.. to PROTECT iPhone fiddlers' pics 'n' sh*t

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"The Register has long been known as an on-line lesbian magazine"

But, but, but… I only read The Reg for the the articles.

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Russians hear Tim Cook is gay, pull dead Steve Jobs' enormous erection

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Re: Cheap dig

Chris G, when you went horseback riding with no shirt, did you ask your publicity office to take a snap and publish it? It reminds me of Chairman Mao swimming the River Yangtze; Putin is building his personality cult as his country's "Great Leader", so he deserves to be lampooned at every opportunity.

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So long, thanks for all the ...er, FISH BRIGHTER than boffins thought

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Re: Deep Sea?

Demonstrating the importance of using scientific names. Yes, Danio rerio is freshwater (Himalayan), and so is Percina kathae (North American), but Pterois volitans (Australian) is marine - though coral reef, not deep sea. So which was it, and did Dr Proulx et al really do the experiment deep-sea?

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Re: Fish get bored and like to play

Or were they feeding on the algae growing on the bottles?

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MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

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Paris Hilton

"Hi, I'm taking part in a scientific study, and I wonder if you could help me?"

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Rise of the machines: Silicon Valley hardware store to deploy ROBOTS for customer service

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Language capability?

I suspect speech recognition is merely a difficult problem, compared to deciding which language to recognise the speech in. Of course, it could always fall back to selection from a list, producing a new circle of Hell:

"Je suis désolé, je ne reconnais pas votre langue, si vous voulez que je parle français, soit un.

Nasikitika, sikuweza kutambua lugha yako, kama ungependa mimi kuongea Kiswahili, wanasema mbili

對不起,我不認識你的語言,如果你想我講廣東話,說三

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I am sorry, I did not recognise your language, if you would like me to speak English, say Seventy Nine."

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Planning to fly? Pour out your shampoo, toss your scissors, RENAME TERRORIST WI-FI!

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Re: They did exactly what they should have done

"What’s in a name? that which we call a rose

By any other name would smell as sweet;"

I'm not sure why a genuine terrorist would feel the need to set up their own WiFi hotspot at an airport when "talking on a mobile phone, looking anxious" is perfect cover. However, if I was concerned about it, I wouldn't ground flights. First, I'd offer free WiFi throughout the airport, then I'd watch out for all private hotspots (not just the ones with suspicious names) and I'd listen silently, checking the number of connections and their distribution.

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Just be thankful...

That the network wasn't named "Al-Quida Free Terror Network 02", or they would still be there, plane grounded, while they search for the first one.

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Happy 2nd birthday, Windows 8 and Surface: Anatomy of a disaster

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Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

@big_D - well, Nick De Plume's scenario was "a skype appliance on a shoestring budget, sans the budget", so I'd say any machine that could run skype when it was new, and still works today. For example, I've got a couple of AmazePC netbooks from about 2007 running Ubuntu 14.04 LTS here, could you install Windows 8 and run skype on them today? For additional points, explain how to do it without exceeding the budget ($0) or breaking the law ;-)

There is clearly a market segment that Microsoft is not addressing, though as the projected revenue is $0, perhaps that is to be expected.

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Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

@Nick De Plume - Two of your examples are a chicken-and-egg problem, with a cuckoo chick in the nest (have I tortured this metaphor too much?).

The exception is the Skype appliance - is there even a Windows alternative for that scenario? Good luck installing a new version of Windows on an old laptop (after magically extending your non-existent budget for the licence).

The other two are a problem of availability of 3rd party drivers. The manufacturers get the Windows drivers right, because that's where the biggest market is, and the non-techies don't move to Linux because the drivers are buggy or unavailable: chicken and egg. The cuckoo is Microsoft, making sure the non-techie Linux installation always has another problem to deal with.

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RUMPY PUMPY: Bone says humans BONED Neanderthals 50,000 years B.C.

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Re: Pääbo.

@Vociferous - "Pääbo, who isn't a taxonomist"

Sorry, I assumed he was. Do you have a guide on identifying taxonomists? ;-)

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Re: Pääbo.

@cray74 - You did say, "why didn't we bring Neanderthal girls home to meet mom and dad?", which I took to be a way of saying "we didn't interbreed with the Neanderthal girls", was I wrong? What did you mean?

Yes, I was wrong about the mitochondrial DNA… I was confusing the date of MRCA (about 3000 years) and the matrilineal most recent common ancestor (mitochondrial Eve, about 100,000 years).

I'm not sure how the statistics play out… I wasn't suggesting that a single avalanche would destroy all Neanderthal mitochondrial DNA descendants in a single event, but that the total hominid population at the time was small, split into related groups, and random events in small samples easily give extreme results. How often do you roll three avalanches on three dice, or two avalanches and a mammoth stampede? I'd like more evidence before saying the "blitzkrieg" scenario is the most likely.

So, another possibility, as you hint, there could still be living groups with Neanderthal mitochondrial DNA that haven't been sampled by a passing geneticist. Ah, Vociferous seems to be proving us both wrong :-)

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Re: Pääbo.

@cray74... You're arguing that the hybrid males were mostly infertile, and we didn't interbreed with the Neanderthal girls; so, tell me, where did that small percentage of Neanderthal DNA come from?

On the other hand, if you remember i) that the estimate for the most recent common ancestor of all today's humans is only a few thousand years ago ii) there is no mixing of mitochondrial DNA, then you'll realise that we'll all have either Neanderthal mitochondrial DNA or we'll all have homo sapiens sapiens mitochondrial DNA, and, by chance, it's the second alternative.

Also, we're talking about small wandering groups occasionally meeting, so a small disaster, say an avalanche, could have wiped out an "interesting lineage" (meaning one that would overturn accepted theories and cause endless academic discussions today), without any need to invoke a "blitzkrieg" theory.

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Re: Pääbo.

At this point, taxonomists should be getting a little embarrassed, shuffling their feet and admitting their discipline is not entirely scientific. Instead, they become ever more strident about how the divisions should be made.

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The Neanderthal must have been really drunk...

One thing is clear, fertile interbreeding is the definition of species so we are the same species as Neanderthals, and we're both human.

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How to get $542m from Google: Dress as a SPACEMAN with dayglo dancers – Magic Leap

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I didn't notice the gorillas, but the spaceman didn't pass the basketball, either!

And was that Ed Snowden on drums?

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Sysadmin with EBOLA? Gartner's issued advice to debug your biz

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Re: I love Gartner

"a warning label that a product contains nuts, on a packet of peanuts"

I've been wondering about that… peanuts are technically legumes, so they should be harmless to nut allergic people, but do many people with a legume-allergy incorrectly label themselves because they believe a peanut to be a nut?

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Torvalds CONFESSES: 'I'm pretty good at alienating devs'

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Re: Social skills and techies

@lotus49: they simply don't have the ability to behave like civilised human beings

"The wizards were civilised men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was to place the blame."

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

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Ancient Brits 'set wealthy man's FANCY CHARIOT on FIRE' – boffins

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Re: Top Gear iron age? Intruiging

"Some say he slayed Grendal and nail his arm above the door"

Boewulf was his intro-speil?

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Bird of HEY.... that's MY DRONE! Hawk attacks geek's quadcopter in nature v machine clash

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ROTM

The hawks are taking no chances.

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To Russia With Love: Snowden's pole-dancer girlfriend is living with him in Moscow

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"worked as an occasional exotic dancer"

There are exotic dancers that can be hired for occasions? I'd love to see the adverts:

"For your next furneral, why not hire one of our exotic dancers!"

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Judge nukes Ulbricht's complaint about WARRANTLESS FBI Silk Road server raid

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Re: LMAO!

But it could be equally:

"Your Honor1 the cops broke into my friend's flat to plant that smoking gun with my fingerprints, lifted from the water glass I used when they interviewed me."

The computers were hacked by the Police and who else; without chain of custody, what is the evidence worth?

1: Amercan spelling because UK Police aren't arrogant enough to break other countries laws to plantsearch for evidence... well, OK, here's the missing 'u'.

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Facebook scammers punt fake 'sexy vid' of Emma Watson

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Re: That talk

Achieving women's equality with men means changing women's treatment and status until it is the same level as men's treatment and status. And vice-versa for men's equality with women. So, the difference is between achieving equality by raising standards to the highest, or by lowering standards to the lowest. I know which I prefer.

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Hey, non-US websites – FBI don't have to show you any stinkin' warrant

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Who had control of the server?

The fact that the FBI could break in and collect evidence implies that anyone with the same skill could break in and plant evidence, or, indeed, could have run the illegal operation without the knowledge of the legitimate owner. This seems like an excellent opportunity for Mr. Ulbricht's lawyer to raise reasonable doubt.

Even if the US is arrogant enough to assume that only US law matters, are they stupid enough to ignore procedures for good evidence gathering?

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Re-light my diode: Trio of boffins scoop physics Nobel for BLUE LEDs

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Re: Curious

@dan1980 yellow LEDs were invented in 1972, and were available commercially long before blue LEDs.

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Trio share 2014 Nobel Prize for cracking internal GPS of the brain

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Re: I often thought that something like this was happening.

If this ability can be detected remotely, we'll know WHO to ask for directions.

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Adobe spies on readers: 'EVERY page you turn, EVERY book you own' leaked back to base

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This is the foundation of their future business model?

So they are planning to offer "pay per minute" and "pay per page" charging schemes to the publishers, betting the future revenue of their company on it working, and haven't considered that the data could be blocked or falsified?

Time to sell your Adobe shares, perhaps?

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Re: No, really, I read it and I have proof...

@Mark 85, good idea, but you don't mind if I use your user ID in the data, do you? Especially when it's page 87 of "Paedophillia and Bomb Making for Dummies".

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Our Vultures peck at new Doctor Who: Exterminate or, er ... carrion?

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I was NEVER afraid of monsters under the bed...

until I watched Listen.

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OMG!! With nothing but MACHINE TOOLS, STEEL and PARTS you can make a GUN!!

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Re: Objective? never heard of it

You mean using a CNC milling machine to turn that 80% lower receiver into an axe?

Anyone got plans for a ploughshare?

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You dirty RAT! Hong Kong protesters infected by iOS, Android spyware

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Call yourself a Newspaper?

So you missed the original Android RAT story two weeks ago, and try to catch the wave of HK news interest with this corporate publicity piece? Shame!

You've got no excuse, I emailed you the tip 2 weeks ago:

Fake Occupy Central app targets activists’ smartphones

http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1594667/fake-occupy-central-app-targets-activists-smartphones

Analysis fake-code4hk-app

https://github.com/matthewrudy/fake-code4hk-app

My own comment at that time is here:

http://articles.yuikee.com.hk/newsletter/2014/09/c.html

Shame! I want a 50% discount on my subscription - AT LEAST!!!

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"Since the government has full control of the internet, DNS, etc."

Hong Kong is outside the Great Firewall. One Country, Two Systems (well, for the moment, anyway)

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A moment of brilliance? UPnP for Internet of Stuff lightbulbs

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Re: Making things simple

"Do you still get out of your chair to push buttons on your TV and DVD players"

Yes! Mostly when I can't find the bloody remote!

There will always be a need for direct, manual control.

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Hong Kong protest puts mesh nets to the test in state censorship smash

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What incitement? The protest leaders have been very clear about being non-violent, instructing protesters to show they are unarmed (hands in air) and retreat when threatened. Trouble started when the police surrounded protesters in a small area.

Now the police have retreated, the protesters are calm, peaceful and tidying up, recycling rubbish.

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Inequality increasing? BOLLOCKS! You heard me: 'Screw the 1%'

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Re: you might spend a million on another jewel-encrusted skull

@Tom 13 - re: the rich are "the ones who build and manage the factories where the middle class works"

Well, I'd say most of the jobs in the factories would be working class, and the middle class would be the factory managers, but that's a minor quibble.

What you're saying is that some rich people buy the luxuries and others do the investing, but I think that applies at any level of society. If people have a surplus, some will fritter it away on frivolities, others (or, perhaps, the same people at a different time) will invest it in the future - maybe a few shares, or a pension fund, or a tractor. We don't need rich people to provide investment if there is a surplus among the lower classes.

So, the problem is not a problem after all.

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Re: Ditch the white cat, please

"If you want to stimulate the demand and economy, you make sure that the middle class gets money."

Especially THIS part of the middle class. I've got this compelling evidence that giving money to me is more effective at stimulating the economy than giving it to anyone else.

More seriously, if you're mega-rich, then you might spend a million on another jewel-encrusted skull (it's art, innit!), making a starving artist rich. However, that same million spread among the middle class buys 2000 fridges, keeping a whole factory of workers and their suppliers working.

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