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Hacker publishes tech support phone scammer slammer

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Re: I'm getting stabbed...

It's wonderfully ironic to use a flaw in your attacker's weapon to get them, but this isn't "reasonable force". It is more like you see someone with a knife trying to sneak up on you and, instead of stepping behind your knife-proof door, locking it and calling the police, you pull out your own weapon, saying, "come on, if you think you're hard enough". You have a safe choice: not "following" their instructions, but you take a risky choice with increased chance of damage on both sides.

If you try this, you'd better be damn sure you're better than the attacker, or you'll find they've planted some evidence to make it look like you infected their machine with the tool before trashing it.

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Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport

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If there is a spike in baggage thefts...

you'll know the terrorists are trying to source the explosives for their next attack.

No, I'm sure my coat was lighter.

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City hidden beneath England's Stonehenge had HUMAN ABATTOIR. And a pub

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Re: RE: what I would like to know.

"rituals associated with the dead and visiting the bones on feast days"

You mean like the Day of the Dead in Mexico and Grave Sweeping in China?

Next you'll be telling me about a religion that ritually re-enacts eating the flesh and drinking the blood of their god.

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Re: what i would like to know

@bill 36 - they didn't say which religion. Pagan is just a generic term for a broad group of indigenous and historical polytheistic religious traditions. Anyone want to discuss whether they could have been atheists?

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Forget silly privacy worries - help biometrics firms make MILLIONS

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Re: " FINGERPRINTS"

And yet, you leave them on the handle of the shopping trolley, and the items you picked up and put back.

Like faces and ubiquitous cameras, they never were secret, but it is the combination of frequent reading and linking to other data for unknown purposes that is a concern.

Now, where's my shopping gloves and mask?

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Thought that last dinosaur was BIG? This one's bloody ENORMOUS

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Careful with that tagline...

"Weighed several adult elephants"

Now I have a picture of a group of dinosaurs, some bloody big scales and a queue of elephants.

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Snowden shouldn't be extradited to US if he testifies about NSA spying, says Swiss gov

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Re: Would the US risk a diplomatic incident?

Of course you don't scramble interceptors to force Snowden's plane down. All you need is a special ops team and a SAM, and you blame it on convenient locals… "There was a previously-unidentified separatist Russian-speaking Pole terrorist group…". Don't forget to liquidate the special ops team when you're done.

I really hope I'm joking.

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Microsoft's Office Delve wants work to be more like being on Facebook

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Did anyone consider security?

So, you put all your business documents into MS's cloud, and your information then goes looking for the people who need it most… like your colleagues, contractors, suppliers, customers, competitors, criminals.

Of course, each company is going to have its own silo, but some company data is not supposed to move freely within the organisation (HR, R&D), and some documents are destined to go outside, but a draft letter is not the same as the final copy. So, it will be down to individual users to change the permissions on individual documents as they are created and completed. What could possibly go wrong?

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SHIP OF FAIL: How do we right capsized institutions we thought would NEVER go under?

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The final conclusion

"Perhaps instead of being told what to do, we have to work it out for ourselves on an individual basis?"

But isn't that how we got into this mess in the first place? Lots of people doing what they thought was best… with the result that people good at seeing and fixing problems became plumbers and engineers, people good at caring became health workers, and people good at parasitising became Captains of Industry and the Government?

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IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres

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Re: Pegging order?

Marjorie Proops is another euphemism, like Joe Orton, right?

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Finally, a USEFUL smart device: Intel boffins cook up gyro-magneto-'puter bike helmet

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Re: Solution in search of a problem

Except that car accidents are more likely to have a survivor capable of calling for help, and a smashed car is more easily seen and reported by other road users. Cyclists are the most vulnerable road users and can benefit most from this.

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Ballmer PERSONALLY wrote Windows' Blue Screen of Death text

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Re: Give rhe devil his due .,,

For terse Linux error messages, only one beats:

LI

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Isis Wallet, NOT an Islamist militant group, reborn as Softcard

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Re: "In a bid to distance itself from a violent Islamist militant group..."

Meanwhile, ISIS has decided to rename itself the Sunni Orthodox Freedom Terrorist Conglomerate Attaining Devastation, "to avoid confusion".

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Epiphany hits Raspberry Pi founders, users

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So the kids can watch the YouTube videos talking through how to flash lights and spin motors?

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GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

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Re: ANY photos of GCHQ staff?

EssEll, I used the pedant icon, would the joke alert have been more helpful?

Yes, I do think the police can tell the difference, but crimes should not be defined in a subjective and arbitrary way. Anyone who wants photos of the buildings or staff to do bad things can probably think of many less-obvious ways of getting them. If such a person was caught, the photos could still be used in court to demonstrate who they were targeting, and linked to other evidence showing their bad intentions (e.g. stockpiles of explosives and weapons), regardless of whether taking the photos was illegal. The heavy-handed, "You're not allowed to do that" is to intimidate people who might ask awkward questions.

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ANY photos of GCHQ staff?

So you can get arrested for a birthday or wedding group photo with GCHQ staff in the background?

How far does this extend from GCHQ? Does this make all photography in the UK illegal, unless you ask all subjects, "are you employed by GCHQ?" first?

At least it should make it difficult for the police to take photos or videos of the protesters (who might just be staff waiting for a bus).

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Virgin Media blocks 'wankers' from permissible passwords

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Belgium, man, BELGIUM!

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Love XKCD? Love science? You'll love a book about science from Randall Munroe

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Re: Oxford Electric Bell

You need a phone that rings continuously for a hundred years?

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Siri: Helpful personal assistant or SERIAL APP KILLER?

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Missed an example...

Siri, ask Hal to open the pod bay doors please.

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If people will watch a fish playing Pokemon on Twitch, then some people will want to watch Siri playing Angry Birds. Why, I don't know.

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Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM

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Einstein didn't wear socks

so that proves it.

Proves what? Well, whatever you want, really.

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Bright lights, affordable motor: Ford puts LED headlights onto Mondeo

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Would you do that by GPS, or by a camera recognising which side of the road you are driving on?

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Galileo can't do the fandango: Two Euro GPS nav sats sent into WRONG ORBIT

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I was going to suggest deliberate sabotage by GPS, but your's is more likely.

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BOFH: We CAN do that with a Raspberry Pi, but think of the BODIES

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Re: If you're going to worry about their tech selection...

Arduino? Just a toy… get a bunch of Siemens PLCs, one for each floor, and wait for Stuxnet and a drone attack. No need for a bulk carpet order.

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Top Gun display for your CAR: Heads-up fighter pilot tech

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Re: Back in the good old days

Unless you are a professional driver, why do you take 5.5 hours driving London to Glasgow when you could take a train in about the same time?

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New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

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Re: Old data on 192.com

I just checked myself on 192.com and found they have my name on a company directorship. I'm assuming (not wanting to pay them) that this must be the only directorship I've held in the UK, for a Resident's Association over 20 years ago.

I wonder how far back their records go… maybe I'll search for William the Conqueror next.

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Re: DPA

The Electoral Register has always been open for the public to check, and there is a very good reason for that to continue. If the public cannot check it is accurate, elections can be fixed. I know of cases where dead people have 'voted'.

Now, it would be nice for the DPA to be used to say, 'this data can only be used for Election purposes. Anyone can check it to make sure the election rules are followed, but not use it for anything else', but it is difficult to prove where the data came from in court.

Perhaps the databases should be seeded with canary names, any use of those by marketeers gets a swift prosecution?

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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Re: Two factor ...

No, the username is NOT securing anything. It is an identifier, and not secret. It isn't hidden when you type it in, there is no expectation of secrecy.

Actually, I find it convenient to use an email address as a username. It is guaranteed to be globally unique, and I don't have to remember that I was adyer1234 on site A and adyer4567 on site B. If I'm worried about spam, I use companyname@mydomain.com and I get a clue who resold my address.

If we want to be secure, we need to insist on using 2048 bit RSA for logins instead of passwords.

And your title? If you are suggesting that you wrote anything about Two Factor Authentication, you are wrong. A username + a password is a single factor: something you know. Two factor is any two from Something you Know, Something you Have, Something you Are.

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Re: Chris Miller Re: @J.G.Harston

Which is one more reason why 'verified by Visa' is bad.

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Face-recog tech spots US fugitive wanted for 14 years ... from a photo

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Wishes for a fair trial

If he is Stammer, and he abused the children, then he should go to jail for a long time.

On the other hand, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Maybe he really is Kevin Hodges, and just happens to look similar to Stammer 14 years ago. The information released so far does not offer any corroboration.

Whatever the result, this case is likely to be quoted as a statistic in favour of deploying more facial recognition, and false positives will be ignored or downplayed.

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Japanese boffins invent 4.4 TREEELLION frames per second camera

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Re: Speed of light

They've been using this camera in Hollywood for years to shoot all those laser weapon scenes.

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US 911 service needs emergency upgrade and some basic security against scumbags

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Press 1 for English, 2 if you are in a fatal accident...

I don't think adding an extra step in emergency calls is helpful. Every so often, we get a news story about a toddler who saved a life by making a "Mummy won't wake up" call. The more serious the call, the more likely the caller is in shock, distressed, or confused.

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Top Ten 802.11ac routers: Time for a Wi-Fi makeover?

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Re: re: Nighthawk. It not only sounds like a US military war machine

@ChrisBedford - Pardonne?

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'Be super careful with AI. It's potentially more dangerous than NUKES'

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"AI. Potentially more dangerous than nukes"

But no-one ever said, "Take off and AI it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!"

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Hey guys. We've got 1.2 BILLION stolen accounts here. Send us your passwords, 'cos safety

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Why didn't they...

Ask the users to enter their email address and send a message to that address saying either:

We have no matching records

or

We have matching records:

i) list the services they relate to

ii) include the hashes so the use can check which passwords themselves

(i) assumes they know which services the stash was stolen from

(ii) might need another validation step to prevent new criminals using it to harvest hashes. But they would need to compromise the target's email address first so not very efficient, and it shouldn't be a problem if the hashes are strong and salted. The other problem is enabling users to check the hashes in the privacy of their own computer.

Even just telling someone, "we have matching records, change your passwords now" is useful and preferable to training users to enter passwords into unrelated sites.

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Brit kids match 45-year-old fogies' tech skill level by the age of 6

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Re: I call bollocks.

"Older generation are afraid of the first two tech support steps, lest the break something. Younger folks on the other hand will happily click whatever until something works."

So, youngsters go around clicking on everything, until they learn (usually on something vitally important, say, a thesis) that there are ways of breaking it. By the time they become old fogeys, they are afraid of clicking anything.

Maybe we should explain that, along with clicking things, people need to observe, and figure out what is going on?

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Scottish independence debate: STV player flops under weight of viewers

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"what do you imagine should happen if Scotland or Northern Ireland were to vote to leave the UK, but the English voted to keep them within it?"

What if the English voted for them to leave, and they voted to stay?

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UK WhatsApp duo convicted of possessing extreme porn

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"beyond your own ability to recover it"

So the users who call me because they've just saved an attachment but can't work out where are completely safe. Conversely, anyone with a data recovery or forensic qualification had better be prepared to grind their storage devices into dust and drop them in the sun because, you know, they're experts who could reconstruct the offending images by quantum entanglement.

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Astounding: We're about to stick a probe in orbit of a COMET

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What is the orbital period of 67P, and can Rosetta's batteries recharge from zero?

We might need to leave a note for the next intelligent species on this planet to listen out for it.

Could be a premise for a sci-fi story... young civilisation detects coded transmissions from what they thought was a comet and starts preparing to greet the aliens.

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Hacker crew nicks '1.2 billion passwords' – but WHERE did they all come from?

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Re: This is why "Live and let spam" is EVIL

"the spammers' human victims are idiots" - We're all victims of the spammers. You admitted it yourself when you said the Internet would be more valuable with less spam.

Also, unlike the meat product, email spam is not homogeneous. Anyone who falls for the penis enlargement stuff is pretty gullible, but I'm seeing a lot of "purchase order in the attachment/link" that is aimed at installing malware or grabbing the victim's credentials. I'd think it would be quite easy for a busy order clerk to click without realising the danger, especially if they are worrying about losing the order.

Anyone who produces a "really effective anti-spammer tool" is going to find the spammers adapt to avoid it quickly.

But, in this case, I'm impressed by how well these scumbags have audited the internet, and simultaneously surprised at how badly they have monetised and secured their ill-gotten gains.

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Crumbs! Holiday phish based on genuine hotel booking surfaces

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Four Seasons Re: Covering all bases..

They want you to stay 32 months?

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The Therapod diet: From HUMUNGO DINO to TINY BIRD in 50m years

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Planning a big Christmas Dinner?

Then it's important to know the Tyrannosaur has got a wishbone, but the sternum is not large, so not much breast meat.

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Re: Next Step

Damn you! Having totally avoided Commonwealth Games coverage, I'm now searching for the montage. The lyrics don't seem appropriate - /You know I'm gonna lose/

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

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Re: Tip

Hah! If only they were so standardised and so simple. No, to get a human, press 1 - 3 - 7 - 2 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 7, or some other combination, but listen to 30 seconds of advertising telling you about their "exciting" products or "easy-to-use" website before a confusing set of menu items between each one, ending with a description of an unrelated service and "Thank you for your call", then call again, press 1 - 2 - 7 - 2 - 3 - 3 - 1 - 7 and get "all our customer support staff are busy", with, either, annoyingly tinny musack, or nice music interrupted at intervals by a repeat, "all our customer support staff are busy", until, eventually, you get a human that tells you, despite supplying services on one piece of wire and charging in a special bundled offer, the service you are complaining about is provided by a different company (both in wholly owned by a single holding company) and you have to call this other number, no, they can't transfer you, yes they are a telecommunications company, no, they really can't transfer you.

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Re: If you're buying a basket full of

booze, knives, tape, rope and glue go to a manned checkout, give them a good long straight faced stare as you pound each item onto the counter…. and, smiling, say, "I'm having a little gathering, would you like to come?"

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Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

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A Flat-Bladed screwdriver works with ANY raised head...

if you also have a hacksaw.

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SOULLESS machine-intelligence ROBOT cars to hit Blighty in 2015

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Re: AC:- I want a driverless car!

@Bill B… And, if several people are going in the same direction, they could share a larger community car.

Hmm, needs a catchy name… how about a Bus?

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Dusty pre-Facebook, pre-Twitter laws will do for social media crimes

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"The last thing we need is laws protecting the vulnerable"

Wrong! The only thing we need is laws protecting the vulnerable. Think about it, if they were invulnerable, they wouldn't be intimidated into intimate photos/robbed/raped/murdered/... every other crime that has ever existed.

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China in MONOPOLY PROBE into Microsoft: Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 yuan

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Pirate

Think I'll get the popcorn out...

Surely MS's long-term gameplan was to let the Chinese users pirate their software until they were addicted, and then turn up the anti-piracy heat for good profit, eventually. Now let's see China's counter-play.

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But first...

They'd have to get the Chinese Constitution changed.

Actually, China does have other political parties, and they even have representatives with seats, but only the Communist Party is allowed to be the Government. I think they asked Lewis Carroll to write a democratic constitution.

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