Posts by cornz 1
934 posts • joined Thursday 11th June 2009 18:02 GMT
Re: Hotel Facebook
"Re: Hotel Facebook
What a small and sad life you lead."
"What a relatively private, un-interupted, law abiding, tax paying, junk mail / phone calls etc free life i lead".
There, corrected that for you.
Re: Hotel Facebook
Thats why yopu should NEVER submit wholly genuine details. Enough to get your account, yes, enough for them to launch ad after ad at you with no means of stopping them?. No.
Every advert i get on FB (and i have the most minimal account to keep in touch with the rest of my sheeple mates) gets reported as being sexually explicit. Just to fuck up their figures..
Try it, its quite satisfying. Also, living in Tongo means i have very few targeted ads as its the least populated place i could find to say i came from!!!!
Fuck you.......Bitch...
Re: Google could release their own app
Yes, several. Bloody good too most of em...
Re: Ugh.
Post Of The Day.
+1
Re: Windows 8 computers are safe
Erm, we just did!!!!
Re: It's no joke
Erm, boric acid works on ants as a stomach poison. It doesnt affect their joints in any way at all....Furthermore, they wont ingest it unless its mixed with a sugar or protein based food (honey/peanut butter).
Besides, Quantum Maxforce (Imidacloprid) will deal with the entire colony....
Re: Also in this continent
I've opted out from these things, as I would rather have my money safely resting in the bank, thank you very much.
What, like Northern Rock, or RBS, both bastions of monetary security and customer care.....
Erm.
what about the PIN?
These devices need a camera to record you input your PIN.
Cover the keypad, they cant see your PIN and cant use your card!!!!!
Oh dear..
Pointless tech that will fail.
Just like 3D TV.
Re: @cornhole /
Dear Idiot.
I have. You are either: Eadon in disguise or a shill.
Either way, you are to WP what flEadon is to windows.
Full of pointless diatribe.
Eadon and Shagbag sitting in a tree. S.H.I.L.L.I.N.G.
Re: beyond a joke
Flimsy???
You are joking?? Have you seen some of the destructive tests people have done on the 920??
Its anything but flimsy!!!!
If i want to read a comic
I'll subscribe to Viz!!!
the illusion of color was added with strips of colored cellophane.
Hehehe, i had a stick on green plastic sheet that attached to my TV by static that gave me a green screen monitor for my zx81. I believe there was an orange one too...
heheheh, those were the days......How i want them back.....
Dear McAfee..
You really are having a giraffe aren't you...
Bloated, nag/crapware and now you want me to install you on all my other devices??
You seem to grasp the point that, like myself, a lot of us actively go out of our way to REMOVE your dog-eggs from our desktops et-al....
Re: Antivirus belongs...
Given your distaste of Windows, WHY do you still feel the need to input your biased, anti-MS rhetoric...
EADON FAIL: Dissing MS since the beginning of time.
Re: beyond a joke
Nokia that is handicapped with an OS that no one really wants.
Nokia that is handicapped with an OS that i haven't used and am not really qualified to talk about.
There, fixed that for you.
"Microsoft is also considering bringing back the abandoned Start button."
Considering???
It should never have gone in the first place...
Excellent news.
As a WP8 user, i was starting to wonder if i had made the right choice. This is encouraging news...
I would like to see better ways to close an app instead of having to flick back.
Better, easier multitasking would be nice, a better SMS UI and a bit of a polish to some of its rough edges.
Also, the copy and paste options need improvement.....
But the radio is the thing i miss the most.
Re: "gourmet buggery"
Do chocolate starfish count???
Re: Again MS-Windows is ahead of the curve.
Yeah, because there are FAR more of us....
Most of our bugs are identified and classified.
As opposed to???
"gourmet buggery"
Another image i have to try and repress...
Re: "a pin through the coax and cut off flush can be very hard to find"
Hehehe, the BEST way to deal with the CB wallies that used to frequent ch19 with their melos echo units and zetagi 40w burners!!
We pulled some plonkers gp27 down one night...The airwaves were so much better after that.....
Jesus
fucking christ. is there NOTHING these bastards dont want to commercialise!!!
Wont be long till adverts are appearing on this or similar systems.
"Your baby has pissed itself, have an advert for nappy rash cream". Or similar....
JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE.....
Re: 2 possible plans to save Nokia
3# reinstate the symbian team and rework that.........
Re: Tyranny
Especially French ones!!!!!
Re: Love it
+1
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Posted in Movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness
Cumber 'patch
Is this an area of a cornish allotment??
Re: Eventually ...
Sadly, that law will apply only to them. Ala parlimentary privilidge......
Re: Yawn
Are you a woman?
I ask because " taking a cheese grater to your wedding tackle would arguably be less unpleasant".
There is NOWT worse than "itchy scrot" and a cheesegrater provides blissful relief from the condition.
Only eunichs and women wont ever experience the joy of a good chicken skin purse scratching session.
Re: Watches
Tissot??
My T-Touch is Sapphire crystal....
The titanium surrounding it is well hammered though...
" We crafted our solar conjunction plan to be resilient to this kind of rover reset, if it were to occur."
You didn't. It has. Its in trouble.
Bet there are a few tight buttocks @ mission control...
Re: pretty simple solution
Now that would be good telly, watching JJ put the pair of 'em in their respective places...
Then have a celebrity deathmatch parody with an S4 and an iPhone...
Handbags at dawn!!!!!
Ahh..
"“Fact is that any game can be cracked, so all you do is spend time on something that in the end just annoys your real customers while only slightly delaying the inevitable,” he writes of DRM. “"
He finally gets its, but as the story last week about "Game Of Thrones" making beelions of $, despite being pirated left rigjht and centre demonstrates.
Truth is this. Make a product people want and they WILL buy it.
The 5% freetard clan, will have no significant impact on sales at all.
Re: Made me smile
Or smartphone removal, depending on the nurse!!!
Judeging by your
own emphasis on REAL LIVE WOMAN and PRICELESS, i sort of detected some elation that there was hope for you yet!
Erm,
last time i checked, sheep were somewhat "wooly"
As this technique makes only the skin glow, as far as herding and locating sheep, seems to be a bit of a non starter...
Easier to find a lamb butty in the dark though...
Re: Tap Water.
If i'm catching crab it aint getting used for bait!!!!!!
You have crab(s), you may or may not catch fish with crab(s).
Therefore. eat crabs....
PS, please, no silly pubile (sic) jokes.
Re: Simpsons Tapped Out comes to mind....
As a non programmer asking, would it not be possible for an app tp seemingly download, say, map data but then compile the code back into malware et al??
"they recognise that everyone needs a Twitter and a Facebook account, "
In the words of Royston Vasey.. Fucking guess again!!!!
Re: In a nod to the iPhone’s color scheme, the new iBeetle can be ordered in...
What???
No Heliotrope???
Bugger....Had cheque book on standby...
Oh well...
Re: Good grief.
Words.
Mouth.
Taken.
Out.
Of...
+1
Re: Good!
Actually, she sounds like her head is screwed on.
You call one of these "emotionally sensitive" women (or "men") a name and see how long it takes to wipe the smile off your face as you are dragged through a process which, in all probability, will result in a fine / losing your job etc etc...
A slighty off-the-cuff remark these days will land you in a load of trouble because we are so entrenched in not offending people its now not even funny.....
I work with em, i once told my colleugue that our new team leader was a "twat", quietly between myself and him. Some politically correct, offended by anything lesbian tree hugger heard this and off she went reporting me... I had offended her by calling HIM a twat, she had just overheard me whilst walking past and that was enough for a full investigation into why i thought he was a class 1 twat, why i shouldn't have said it and how it's not done these days... I'm 44, not 21 and having some farty little 20 year old report me shows what a fucking joke this system of political correctness is. I shall be glad when i expire. Our planet and future standing is being ruined by people who cannot see beyond their own imposed moral standards.....
All these people with these "issues" should all be taken to somewhere where real abuse happens, a place where, for the perpatrators there tends to be no recriminations and the victim is ostracised...
They would soon shut the fuck up about being called "love" or "darling" or whatever...
Offence is taken, not given and its all to easy these days to scream "i've been insulted", then sit back, waiting for the vultures (lawyers) to jump on the band wagon.
That daft cow who took offence at a dongle joke a few weeks ago and had some innocent chap sacked.. THATS the kind of loose emotionally tetchy idiot we DONT want in the workplace.
Re: @Captain Underpants
No, its just run by the "state". As a political tool....
Re: And the Windows Phone version
Spot on SIr...
I use and enjoy my WP and look forward to the day i can use iplayer (the others will all follow suite).
Amazing how many WP protaganists have never actually used one because its an MS product and therefore have nothing of any significance to say.
Re: Bioethanol from crops?
If you use wood,cellulose etc then you get methanol, not ethanol, which is alchohol basically. Don't know if that makes any difference as fuel but methanol is a tad more toxic. Its what bootleggers used to cut with ethanol back in the days of prohibition and is the cause of the myth that moonshine makes you blind...
Bloody obvious
to all but the hippest of bunny huggers...
We have millions and millions in adject poverty starving, but why let 1000s of tonnes of grain go to feeding them when it can power MEP's cars!!!!!!
Have to get our (MEP's) priorities in order and the suffering of millions thousands of miles away doesnt concern brussels at all.....
Can i patent
a gesture where my left bi-pedic lower ambulation device delivers a size 12, steel capped (sharpened!) boot RIGHT up the the fundament of the utter bunch of twats devising this shit???
Re: Hmm,
You do indeed.
IIRC the price per unit of electricity for UK prepay meters is (roughly) 2x that for billed meters.
Rent the house. Cant change the meter..
Of course it does mean you've got some light, TV and internet if you've just raided the local supermarket for cider.
I do hope that isn't some sort of a dig at my (unknown to you) employment status.
If it is then, i work full time, have done so since leaving school, have no kids and cost the state the least possible amount, so fuck you...
If its not, then i'm sorry but i dont know what it is you are trying to say. Would you elucidate please?
Hmm,
A faraday cage consisting of tinfoil is about to be fitted into my little cupboard where my PREPAY mater goes.
They can bollocks if they think they are controlling my use of the invisible juice. I pay for it up front and i pay a lot. My monthly leccy bill is about £120....Slightly less in summer...
I will employ *every* dirty (but legal) trick in the book to thwart the meters attempts to dictate when i can have power...
"The firs developers that do this will make a lot of money".
No, they wont. The price of the apps is so low as to be appealing. Very few apps make lots of money. The ingame purchases / adverts / generate that missing revenue directly for the developers.
Rock and a hard place.
Perhaps an age verificaction system may be more appropriate...
Personally, i detest any adverts or ingame purchasing. Its a slimy bastards trick......
