* Posts by Michael 82

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Wikileaks taunts Pentagon with server mirrors in USA

Michael 82
Alien

All this but ...

Nothing about our 'gray' friends JA??

NOW THATS A STORY WORTH BLOWING COVER ON :)

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Sony hits stop on Walkman tape players

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End of an era!

Will miss tho bless'd cassette players of the 90's especially for their ability to run off a single AAA battery and astounding quality with the MEGAbass switch... For thee will be miss'd

End of an era, but have they stopped production on the portable Minidisc player??????

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Branson 'spaceship' successfully falls off mothership

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I for one apart from the food

Look forward to the green skinned hotty hostess!

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Little Chef in 'I ♥ Charlie' t-shirt outrage

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@Someone should tell the sun...

Is that before or after heston had a go at improving the menu and quality of grub?

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Computacenter wins bus contract

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FAIL

15m

And it wont make them run on time any more than they do already in Norwich, despite Route changes and fair enhancements!

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Legendary steampunk computer 'should be built' - programmer

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Agreed with Andus!

Yes would be awesome, however it depends when you start the clock from lighting the match or from when you have a full head of steam, before flicking the one switch????

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Michael 82
Go

LONG OVERDUE!

Bring it on, its long overdue and maybe it will actually work...

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Intel introduces Sandy Bridge chippery

Michael 82
Paris Hilton

All this and?

The graphics will still be siht!

Paris, she always looks good in hi-res but not on this shady-bridge...

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iPad scammers hack Kirstie Allsopp's Twitter

Michael 82
Stop

Hackless Twitter Account?

Easy - Just dont have one!

That is all!

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'Rock star' spewed guts after emitting vast pearl necklace

Michael 82
Alien

Many Bothans died..

After witnessing this big bang first hand.. Amazing! Shame it couldnt be videod live at 23 years we are a bit behind!

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Drunken employee pops cap in server

Michael 82
Grenade

LOL

Thats one way to 'pwn' a server.

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Internet, China and Russia destroying US, rock and roll

Michael 82
Coat

@Link

"Vinyl records have a habit of melting"... Where do you keep yours then?

"and sounding like crap""... I have some rather old vinyl thats just as good now as it was in the 50's! Vinly has a more larger stereo image than CD's and I am going to stop myself, before getting into a Vinyl vs CD dance off again.

Agreed about the cd vs Mp3 - Some cant even tell the difference at 128kbps let alone 320 ;)

Mines the one with million dollar ears in the pocket.

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Sun-like star HD10180 thought to have Earth-sized world

Michael 82
Alien

Re: Heres how it all plays out

Or quite simply that the US government have been directing investigation away from certain areas, know to the 'Grays' and 'Nordics' that have nothing there already, just to direct attention away from the truth..

Then Obama will make a 2hr presentation, introducing the Grays to earth all within the year. Disclosure is coming and the MJ12 group are 70% for it with 30% against... just a matter of time....

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Report questions millions spent on NHS.crap

Michael 82
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Too many cooks

if its anything like where I work, theres too many managers and not enough experienced web site designers actually taking the content and doing it justice, and in plenty of time being allowed. Instead of it being bloated out of proportion by different opinions and the user-centricity being forgotten.

just dont forget the 3 click rule. But Just can all of them and start again.

I just want 1 site and that it all doctor! Mines the white one

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ET voted fave family film fodder

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FAIL

OMG

Why E.T? Close Encounters was much better, it terrified the hell outta me one saturday evening on BBC1 in 1982!!! The aliens in that were far more creepy..

BTTF deserves to be much higher inc 2 & 3.. My daughter loves 3 for the steam train lol.

What did they define a family movie as?

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Is it all over for Mars Rover?

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Sound

They probably have but *they* do not want you to hear the martians talking!

*MJ12, NASA, insert name of alien race here, etc etc

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Blacklight: Tango Down

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FAIL

All you ever need

CS:S and DOD:S..Cost less and loads of maps extras :)

Let the pwnage begin!

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3D films fall flat

Michael 82
FAIL

Im another Hollywood Cash Cow

Take me to the slaughter house, I'm done for already.

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C&W issues profit warning on public sector cuts

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Gates Horns

This Cash cow has died..

Where's my shovel..

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UK.gov may cut BBC licence fee in 2012

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Paris Hilton

Just cull all of the programmes which..

feature celebrities doing this and that... I've had enough of it and I expect the fees cost the earth!

Or it can close broadcasting down from 24hrs to 6am to 12pm like in the 80's across all channels?

At least then Paris can find something else to watch between 12 and 6am...

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Steve Jobs death-grips iPhone 4 reality

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FAIL

Apple at bat.

Swing and a miss, strike 3 your out!

Well I certainly will not be going Apple anytime soon.

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Government WEEE's advisory board on quango bonfire

Michael 82
Stop

A better idea is..

just leave the EU, it'll be better for the UK and a hell of a lot cheaper too!

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NASA's WISE eyes skies

Michael 82
Alien

This and many will be top secret

I expect that many photos will be kept back. You know, the close ups of the near aliens presence on earth and the ones where 'they' are smiling back at you (pliedes / Zeta reticuli etc).

I for one cannot wait to meet one of known 23 alien overlords.

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Microsoft Xbox 360 250GB

Michael 82
Stop

good but...

DOES IT DO BLU-RAY?

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NHS loses massive Microsoft licensing rebate

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WTF?

Off to?

Buying Solutions anyone?

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UK.gov abandons 2012 rural broadband pledge

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WTF?

Best being honest!

Brown wanted to put this and his other big ideas on the Government credit card which was fast approaching its limit and possibly past it..

The new boys have found this out and knocked it on the head. I live in Norfolk and get 8mb ADSL. If rural communities want it then pay up.. I and everyone else should'nt have to fork out out for posh toffs to have bb, when they could probably pay for it themselves!

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Dell exec questions UK.gov's 'value proposition'

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FAIL

maybe its because of the cost...

and a shoddy overpriced products that they offer?

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Waterfall Niagara speakers

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Someone please hold me back!

I've started dribbling like a baby.. But please please stick Altern8's Infiltr8 202 on and stand well back! Given that theres a few Aphex Twin tracks come to mind instantly that will prove a test for these speakers.... Then you might want to hook up a Technics and put some 'Orca' from Luckyspin Records, etc etc. I feel like a teenager again and I havent even bought a pair yet!

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Dell lands custom gaming server deal

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FAIL

.ping...............>

But what about the LLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG!!???? (Jumps on keyboard)

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Sneaky bin chipping still in the bag for UK.gov

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FAIL

Epic fail

I for one would only end-up burning everything thats burnable in my open fire..

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Facebook boss admits privacy 'errors' and promises revamp

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FAIL

next task..

audit and remove anything from facebook that I dont 'need' on there..

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Huge Indiana Jones rumbling Moon billiard potted in crater

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Top shot

Them space aliens have been watching Red Dwarf again..

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Google: Street View spycars did slurp your Wi-Fi

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FAIL

Not worried

As I aint stupid enough to leave my WiFi connection open.....

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Vote Lib Dem, doom humanity to extinction

Michael 82
Coat

Thats it I'm off! Powering down..

Mines the one with the passport and work visa to the USA in the pocket, if you cant at least stand shoulder to shoulder with them, join them

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Hackers crack Ubisoft always-online DRM controls

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1 single word

Pwned

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DARPA, US Marines team on proper flying car project

Michael 82
Joke

Quicker and cheaper..

What about a good 'ol fashioned hover conversion from Goldie Wilson the 3rd.. a snap at $39,999.95!

Oh bugger it isnt 2015 yet!

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Wide-eyed kiddies in Scarface school play shocker

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Joke

Say hello to my little friend..

Nuff said!

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Is iFlorist the greatest website in the universe, ever?

Michael 82
FAIL

Will never ever buy from these ppl

Thank Reg for pointing out another Sham Bollocks website.. Next cant even deliver to London so what hope do these people think they can!

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Chinese gamer survives knife through skull

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...pwnage

..."cause everyone runs faster with a knife"

I bet he wont be playing CS ever-again

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Nazi-doodlebug-powered father of all paintball guns patented

Michael 82
FAIL

Clearly you know nothing about paintball

Clearly this is only a patent but Tippmans will fire both on either Co2 or N2 with an compressed air system. Air being cleaner and more reliable.

He holds the patent but being able to fire a paintball through a pig will most likely mean the marker being banned for play as the legal limit is 300fps.

If you want the father of all paintball guns, tippman already have a gatling style marker called the 'hedgehog'.

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Xbox hacking

Michael 82
Flame

So what...

I play so badly I cant be bothered with gamerTag lol

STEAM_ID:0000000000 cant be bothered to look it up!

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SD movies fine for Wii, hints Nintendo

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DVD's

They probably actually could make it read DVD's but dont bother through a firmware update...

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NASA finds cocaine in Space Shuttle hangar

Michael 82
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RE: The spice must flow!

Reminds me of another tune I know lol

Now thats how they actually get to space!

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Modern Warfare 2 outsold Avatar, claims developer

Michael 82
Stop

Will watch / play both quite happily...

... but cant wait for the French & Saunders send up at Christmas!

You just know that they will!!

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Zuckerberg: 'I am a prophet'

Michael 82
FAIL

What next?

Next he'll be citing that he is the next Jesus Super f****ing Christ, and we are his children?

One more reason why I shouldnt be on Farcebook.....

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Intel unloads 32-nanometer Cores blitz

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Go back to your lives citizens..

.. theres nothing to see here....

There's me thinking we were going to see some 4ghz per core muscle for a change! Off back to bed.....

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NASA's Kepler telescope finds 5 new planets

Michael 82
Alien

Why look into space?

We already have 11 forms of aliens living under Dulce and Area51. If you believe whatever you read... Ask the US, but they wont admit it..... Welcome to our 'Draco' overlords ;)

Mines the one with the styrofoam firing flash gun in the pocket.

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Paramount prepares to scale Dune

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FAIL

Dune again

No, just no.. Come on Hollywood your running out of ideas now arent you. like you havent made enough s**t horror flicks over the last 10 years... Whens Saw 20 planned?

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Dell crowned Bad Santa computer maker by angry customers

Michael 82
WTF?

@adey

Dell arent cheap. But tesco are cheaper and you get better service with them! The end is nigh for dell.

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US special forces tool up with 'plasma blades'

Michael 82
Coat

Yes my master...

Not exactly a light saber yet then? booooooo

Mines the one with the rebuiltt light saber in the pocket.

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