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DOLPHINS SMELL MAGNETS – did we hear that right, boffins?

Chris Tierney

Whats that flipper?

G'day flip, your picking up a surge in solar geomagnetic activity that might launch a CME towards earth that will wipe out all television and internet news except for the BBC news because nothing in this universe can halt their B.S?

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Scottish independence: Will it really TEAR the HEART from IT firms?

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Registered office.

I'm sorry but the other media outlets appear to be reporting that the banks would only "consider" moving their "registered" offices leaving scottish jobs intact. Why does El-Reg have a different slant to this?

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The police are WRONG: Watching YouTube videos is NOT illegal

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Smartasses

Perhaps the Met were just using the Booleen method. False OR True = True

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Scottish independence debate: STV player flops under weight of viewers

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The border

Ideally we should redraw the Scottish border around Downing Street and Westminster then poll for independence. I would love to see that become a separate state

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Facebook is down

Chris Tierney

Facebook is down

I suspect all El-Reg reporters are down the pub by now but where is your "OMG Facebook is down! Twitter goes nuts" article?? Unless this is another large scale experiment by Zuckerburg to test how powerful he is & see which media outlets feel the need to report on his company's every sneeze. In which case well played and go back to (*edit) your real life social networking.

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'Hello, is that the space station? NASA here. Can you put us through to Moscow?'

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Political Posturing

Science is always the victim.

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NSA plans to FREE YOUR DATA with range of cloud services, analytics

Chris Tierney
Happy

Restrictions

I suspect though given the NSA's narrow definition of an ordinary citizen that we can all expect our data to be de-duped to say about 1 pB worth of mince with the remaining non-conformists offered another NSA service that finds them & brings them in for a face to face meeting.You won't find me signing up for love nor money!

--------------------------I'm glad those fools are trying to be seen to do something to improve their image. :)

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Facebook taps up NASA boffins to launch drone fleet, laser comms lab

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Ironic

Ad Billboard? Look to your left/right/up and down.

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Boffins devise world's HARDEST tongue-twister

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Not Difficult and

She's a boffin?

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Google in PRODUCT RECALL for its Glass spy-goggles

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1984

Not even George Orwell predicted that people would walk around with cameras attached to their heads

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US aviation watchdog approves $75K balloon ride into SPAAAACE!

Chris Tierney

parafoil and stabilty.

The video shows a fully inflated parafoil on the ascent and most of the weather balloon videos ive watched imply payloads will be subjected to rapid spinning.

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Ultralight party balloons in WEEK-LONG marathon flight

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Silver Foils & portable digital scales?

The only thing missing is a wad of cash & a way to discretely distribute the drugs around europe. Oh wait!

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PayPal and SETI aim to go galactic with off-planet currency system

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Coat

Conspiracy

I suspect there are people who doubt he actually "landed" that punch.

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VTOL hybrid flying car promises the skies

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FAIL

Aerodynamics

I'd hate to see what happens when they try more than 10 degrees of bank on this aircraft.

I suspect when they run this past their aeronautical engineers the wings will be forced into a dihedral shape, the surface area will have to be increased, a larger vertical stabilizer with a boom or extended body for the elevators and hey presto it becomes a ...oh!

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Spooky action at a distance is faster than light

Chris Tierney
Unhappy

Re: 1.38 x 10^4

@ Mystic Megabyte

You remind me of my old physics teacher once wrote a similar quip "Carrots per second?" against one of my answers in a test paper. I resubmitted my test paper with a note declaring that anyone marking this should have been contextually aware and clearly this comment was written by a buffoon who was not in the same frame of reference.

My test score did not change. :( Spooky cause I knew that was coming.

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Space probe spies MYSTERY 'Cold Spot' in very fabric of cosmos itself

Chris Tierney
Mushroom

Bubble is beginning to burst

Much like the economic recovery, the universe is a big bubble and what we are seeing is the intergalactic equivalent of a bursting bubble. I recon we should prepare a mix of fairy liquid, water, epoxy & Uranium 235 and launch an intergenerational mission to repair the burst.

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Russian boffins race to meteorite crash lake as shard prices go sky-high

Chris Tierney

Re: 10,000 tons

at 17meters long it is conceivable to be around 10,000 tons.

It would have to be very hollow to be only just 10 tons.

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Glorious silicon globes could hold key to elusive PERFECT kilogram

Chris Tierney
Alien

Gravity probe.

Perhaps we should launch some sort of gravity probe with several high speed gyroscopes to determine & map the differences in Gravity between to places on earth.

We then should take these results and combine these with altitude & air pressure measurements to determine if the variance is due to these environmental factors.

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Scotland Yard arrests female computer hacking suspect

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Thumb Up

Point in case.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20252212

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Happy

Mistaken identity?

That's up there with headlines such as.

"Woman awarded OBE for her contribution to 'driving efficiently'"

"Husband finds out wife's credit card transactions were for 'very useful items'"

"Angela Merkel returns from Greek holiday to find Germany has left the Euro"

"Cops cuff woman for speeding in her tractor- she admits "trying to get home so her man wouldn't find the fridge was empty""

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VMware helps Hadoop roam the Serengeti a little easier

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Happy

Re: hardware compatibility

It's ironic then that they are owned by a storage company

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Fujitsu beams URLs to mobes through your TV

Chris Tierney
Devil

Cinemas

I heard that digital cinemas were using this technology as much as 5 years ago to embed meta information into every film shown. This is later used to track pirated films & identify crimbos.

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Australians receive SMS death threats

Chris Tierney
Terminator

Someone paid me to Kill you!

My Reply:Send me half the money and I'll do it myself, save you the risk.

Terminator - Cause I cannot self fornicate...or is it terminate?

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KIT drives off with memory win: 1-bit-per-MOLECULE storage

Chris Tierney
Happy

200Pb Drive

Imagine the rebuild time on that drive.

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Is the Store Once Catalyst/B6200 8-node cluster a single system?

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Go

HP stretching the truth?

What a scandal.

I think news international should employ spies to get to the hard facts, the HP board would never see them coming.

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'Shame on the register to post wrong informations'

Chris Tierney
Happy

TMI

I'm bored of this discussion.

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PC World, Currys, Dixons websites all go titsup

Chris Tierney
Go

Re: I'm willing to bet good money

It will, and the title will be "404 Error Page not found"

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'Thermal cloak' designed, could solve major chip, spacecraft issues

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Go

Eureka.

Could this solve cold fusion? Could we design a meta-material that absorbs hydrogen and fuses them together simply by a series of metafolds releasing untold heat in the process?

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Man FLIES with Android-powered homemade bird wings

Chris Tierney
Holmes

Viral video nonsense sponsored by Philips.

Yes that right folks- its CGI augmented with a guy that has a fake facebook profile.

This should help those who think its real.

http://i39.tinypic.com/214s2z7.jpg

Plus he's been uploading videos for over a year on this project and his first one was titled 1 of 14.

How did he know he was going to make 14 videos before his first successful flight unless he had a friggin time machine.

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Toshiba prices up glasses-free 3D TV for Blighty

Chris Tierney
Angel

I could buy it but would probably end up dumped

I wonder if the missus would like cash in our mortgage deposit in exchange for a 3d tv.

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Laser boffins blast bits onto hard drive at 200Gb/sec

Chris Tierney
Coat

Upgrade time.

Can't wait to upgrade my SSD to a good old HDD.

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Barclays axes 422 UK IT staff

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Go

@Justicesays

You made me sign in just so I could upvote your post.

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Apple legal threat to Steve Jobs doll deemed 'bogus'

Chris Tierney
Coat

Death Star

Way back in the Mid 80s Apple had the Deathstar blueprint as their logo.

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Neutrinos still FASTER THAN LIGHT in second test

Chris Tierney

Awesome

I'm rooting for a combination of space/time dialation at and inbetween the two sites.

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Email and compliance: How not to blow the storage budget?

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EMC

Compliance Storage?- Centera by EMC.

Storage space issues?- De-dup - any of the top storage vendors.

Policy/culture issues? - deploy vitality training highlighting the cost savings of weeding old data.

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Reg readers ponder LOHAN's substantial globes

Chris Tierney
Go

put the plane inside the balloon.

when it bursts it will launch

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Apollo 14 'naut attempts to flog Moon camera for $80k

Chris Tierney
Alien

Geek

Someone has taken the KSC tour a little too seriously. :P

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Emergency declared at second quake-wracked Japanese nuke plant

Chris Tierney
Grenade

Don't worry the wind is blowing the radiation out to sea.

Nuclear war declared on Greenpeace & whales.

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Netgear CEO sorry for 'when Steve Jobs goes away' bit

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WTF?

I took one thing away from that article!

MACGASM?

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Google's antitrust probe spin answered

Chris Tierney
WTF?

Google it.

A quick google of some keywords related to some of googles services doesn't place them at the top of the search results.

However I googled "video sharing" and noticed that youtube isn't listed.

Do they deliberately manipulate their own services?

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PARIS pops down to QinetiQ

Chris Tierney
Happy

Using a balloon insertion chamber.

Put the paper plane inside the balloon!!

I have one if you need help.

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Big Blue demos 100GHz chip

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Holy Smoke

If this is true then I'll invest all my money in IBM. :)

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Edward Woodward dies at 79

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RIP Edward Woodward

One of my childhood memories was the equalizer. Nice guy.

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Court kicks YouTube rant missus into touch

Chris Tierney
Megaphone

Money Money Money

If I was given £750,000 I could pay off all my debts and survive on it for 37.5 years not even counting the interest generated.

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Is Apple behind Intel's speedy optical link?

Chris Tierney
Jobs Halo

Monitor all taped up.

I want one but dunno who makes it.

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HP strikes back on charges for 'free' Windows 7 upgrade

Chris Tierney
Megaphone

Gotta love Microsoft.

Imagine dragging Dell into this fray in their statement. MR Dell hope your reading this but don't let me pay the same S&H for my Windows 7 upgrade & I'll buy more of your stuff. Or send me a free Alienware or Precision system and I'll happily pay S&H on that.

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