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* Posts by Richard 81

836 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed

Richard 81

Re: You get what you pay for

Send in... the tro-o-o-o-olls.

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Fair enough

Then the marketing bods need to get used to quoting approximate storage space. We're in the land of "up to" here, but at least people won't have reason to grumble.

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Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami

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Re: Rural not such a bad option

My thoughts exactly. Urban areas are more or less saturated with fixed line networks, many of which have a wireless hub on the end. Why pay more for a mobile contract for each device? Also, those cities are the ones where HSPA+ signal is excellent. You're not going to be downloading full length movies, but HD clips from YouTube are a breeze.

Whereas, there's a sound business case for reliable 4G signal in rural areas and a line of 4G-WiFi routers*.

*No doubt they'd rather you got a contract for every PC connected to the internet, but it's not going to happen.

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Amazon: Pay more for Kindle Fire, smoke ads from slabs

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Good

Wish you could do that with Android devices (for those that aren't going to root it).

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Ten digital radios to suit all budgets

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Re: never ever

...a radio that may or may not become a genuine standard. I'm still hoping DAB dies out ASAP.

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Re: "To suit all budgets?"

That, surely, is a better investigation for a reviewer: out of all the sub £100 gadgets, which ones aren't going to fall apart in a week?

Honestly, El Reg, you keep doing this. No one has any bloody money, so we need to know how to squeeze every last penny.

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'GNOME people are in total denial about what their problem is'

Richard 81

Re: Maple Syrup?

Only in terms of cost.

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Now Apple wants Samsung S III, Galaxy Notes off the shelves too

Richard 81

Re: Memo from the desk Tim Cook

That made me think of this quote from guess who:

"...when the Editors of the Guide were sued by the families of those who had died as a result of taking the entry on the planet Tralal literally (it said "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists: instead of "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal of visiting tourists"), they claimed that the first version of the sentence was the more aesthetically pleasing, summoned a qualified poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.”

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North Korea and Iran sign 'Axis of Tech Evil' deal

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Re: Iran and NK make a trade deal.

@AC 1: Fair point, although there were at least people around Bush to stop him doing ultra-stupid things like invade Iran or try to destroy Al jazeera. If one of the Kims ever thought they could get away with invading South Korea again, I have no doubt they would.

@AC 2: I'm not sure the word "innocent bystanders" can always be applied but yes, they do like their proxy-wars.

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Re: Iran and NK make a trade deal.

At least giants aren't likely to pick fights with each other. They have too much to lose.

Smaller, poorer, desperate nations (run by crazier people) may see war as a route to definite gain.

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Samsung readies handheld releases for Windows 8

Richard 81

Re: Core i5

Never mind the battery, what's the heat output going to be like?

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Ten netbooks

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Re: Still too expensive...

Besides greed, the screen is probably the biggest factor that keeps the price up.

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Samsung Galaxy Beam Android projector phone review

Richard 81

Re: If you're going to put pictures like that into a phone review...

Interesting idea Helena Handcart. However, in the real world...

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Re: A solution in search of a problem

It probably comes with Polaris Office. The GSII does. LibreOffice for Android should be along at some point too.

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British boffin builds cool maser after argument with wife

Richard 81

"In an infinite universe, the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion."

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Oracle plans to join Java hardware speed party

Richard 81

GPU computing

Are we talking graphics acceleration for games and stuff, or a JVM that can do GPU computing?

A JVM that natively supports OpenCL would be super.

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Hypersonic Waverider scramjet in epic wipeout

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Joke

New York to London in less than 1 hour?

Wow! That's only a little bit faster that going 50 miles by train.

What an age we live in!

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Shops 'mislead punters' over phone contract prices

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Re: Misleading is wrong but...

Good point. A contract can say more or less anything. If it's found, legally, to be unfair it gets voided.

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Re: Misleading is wrong but...

"it also says if they do they will always contact me in writing and give me the opportunity to leave or change tariff with no penalty to me."

Does it? You surprise me, since that's one of the things people are demanding.

Yes it is a legally binding contract, so people should be aware of what it says. However, giving the service provider all of the rights and none of the liabilities is hardly a fair deal. Just look at what happened when O2 went tits-up a month or so ago. They didn't have to give any kind of compensation despite people paying for a service they were no longer receiving. That fact that O2 _chose_ to do the sensible thing, from a PR point of view, and gave people nominal compensation is neither hear nor there. I'm not even sure if people on Tesco Mobile or its ilk got any kind of compensation at all.

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'$199' Surface tablets: So crazy it might work, or just crazy?

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Thumb Down

If it does...

I might actually buy one.

Otherwise...

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Re: obligatory question....

"99.9999999999999999% of the worlds population have enough of a life not to want to do it in the first place"

So only 0.000000007 people then?

I care, and I'm at least one person. :P

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Flash Player to vanish from Android store on Wednesday

Richard 81

Re: Send war rocket AJAX to bring back his body!

"O frabjous day callooh callay!"

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I'm confused

Does Adobe actually want anyone to use Flash?

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Microsoft reveals Windows RT OEMs

Richard 81

Re: where do updates come from?

I don't think manufacturers will be bolting on their own interface, like they do with Android. Also, no mobile network crap. I expect the relationship between MS, OEMs and users will be much more like it is for regular PCs.

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Oz regulator says crowdfunding must obey financial rules

Richard 81

Slightly relevant, I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYjESHILGo

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Reg readers scrap over ultimate bacon sarnie

Richard 81

Re: Head above parapet

"I'm still unsure how you can be against eating meat but still support an industry that kills all the male chicks soon after birth. Eating eggs isn't 'bloodless'."

Quite so. Doesn't matter if they're 'free range' or 'organic' or have any other friendly marketing label; they all come from the same machine.

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'It is not something you are good at, so please think twice'

Richard 81

Re: Visually impaired Apple graphic designer?

Yeah, I call BS.

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Beer mats to tout tat to mobiles over wireless NFC

Richard 81

If I see something like this in a pub....

...I'm taking it apart.

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Foldable NFC keyboard could tempt Android users

Richard 81

Re: My thoughts while reading that went like this

Sounds about right. Disposable things shouldn't cost £150.

...well unless they're made by NASA. But at least when they put a battery that can't be replaced in something, they make it a nuclear reactor.

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Richard 81
Facepalm

Re: what am i missing?

The "phones, rather than tablets" comment was in response to the URL. All those keyboards are way too big to be a practical companion for a phone.

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Richard 81

Re: what am i missing?

This is for phones really, rather than tablets. No idea if NFC is superior though. That innovation seems to have passed me by and I know my Galaxy S2 hasn't got it.

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Richard 81

Re: Battery aside.....

One could, but one would be kidding one's self.

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Richard 81

To hell with that!

That's ridiculously wasteful.

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Apple: Samsung was in 'crisis' over our iPhone awesomeness

Richard 81
Meh

Like most monsters, Apple are trying to rewrite their history.

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Ten... console games you may have missed

Richard 81

The Witcher 2 continues the story, so it might be a bit jarring if you haven't played the first one. Then again, the first one was pretty jarring, since Geralt's lost his memory.

The controls are very different. Combat in the first one involves pausing, clicking on your target and timing your attacks. The second one takes the more conventional "press X to swing sword" approach.

That all being said, The Witcher 2 looks significantly better on PC. Assuming you have one that can handle it.

...wish I did.

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all...

Except The Witcher 2.

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Richard 81

@AC

The 1990's called... etc.

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Cameron: We'll turn NHS patients into real-time drugs lab rats

Richard 81

If... then... else

If access to this data was properly controlled, then great. It could be extremely useful for any number of non-evil groups.

If, however, it is handed out to any Tom, Dick or Harry, or simply leaked by mismanagement, then abuse is going to be a serious concern. As mentioned by someone earlier, insurance companies would love to get their greasy mitts on this kind of dirt.

...actually, now I think about it, poor data quality may make this database largely useless anyway. Data from clinical trials are often really difficult to interpret since doctors don't care/don't have time to worry about consistent data entry.

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Success! Curiosity Mars lander arrives precisely on schedule

Richard 81

Re: Congrats to NASA

I think the crater is pretty old and that it's provided enough shade for long enough that there could be some ice lying around.

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Oh, go and grow an imagination.

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Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

Richard 81

Re: Brown sauce?

"A food product identified simply as "brown" would rightly be treated with suspicion here in the antipodes."

Only because Vegemite's name isn't sufficiently descriptive.

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Re: IT angle time....

"Anyway there was too much bacon in that pan, it lowers the temperature and doesn't fry properly."

Indeed. That bacon was hardly cooked at all.

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Richard 81

Re: Dangerous suggestion

Buttie just means sandwich.

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Richard 81

Re: Dangerous suggestion

Majo on anything hot is just weird.

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Richard 81

Surely...

Surely the latter option is just too complicated to cook after a skin full. It'd be pretty good as heated leftovers though.

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@David Knapman: Claptrap! If you're health conscious, you shouldn't be eating bacon.

Personally I like to butter one slice and put a mixed layer of English mustard and ketchup on the other. I'm not saying it's the only way to do it, but it's damn tasty.

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UK physical game sales hit rock bottom

Richard 81

Re: only gonna get worse surely?

Furthermore, I've tried gaming on tablets and phones, but touchscreens just don't cut it.

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Re: only gonna get worse surely?

"The future is surely tablets, and other devices running Onlive type services."

I bloody well hope not. I haven't bought a physical game in ages, but moving to a subscription and rental service is one step too far for me.

Plus, who the hell has the bandwidth?

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Apple plans extended iPad display through 'Smart Covers'

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Trollface

I really should start sending all *my* idle doodles to the patent office too.

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Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

Richard 81
Flame

Canned apologies

Being told by a recording that "your call is important to us" and that "we apologies for the continued wait" is only slightly less infuriating than being informed by a recording that "on behalf of TransPennine Express, we apologies for the delay to this service".

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