825 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
May I suggest dropping the water while in a steep dive, to improve accuracy. You could also put sirens on the thing reassure the lost traveller that water will soon be arriving.
Re: [no VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s] ASA
I think they're upgrading everyone, regardless.
Re: Traffic Shaping!
Unless he hit the 1GB in an hour limit. In which case his connection would be throttled for everything for a few hours.
Re: ASA - toothless body acting in the interests of advertisers ?
That comes down to the question "what is misleading?" The answer to which is always going to be subjective.
Still, I don't think many people expect toilet paper to be like wiping one's arse on an animal. They could be forgiven for expecting a service they're paying through the nose for to deliver what was promised.
...if promised is the right word, which of course it isn't.
Re: How much does anyone really want?
Quite common and often notice is given of this policy on the menu.
Re: For Future Control of the Direction of Mankind
Hmm... this appears to be written in English, but I'm not familiar with the dialect.
Re: What happened to X-files references
"said it was a cross of the X files and Lost."
And that made you want to watch it?
Re: In my case it's not the lack of will on behalf of the shopper...
Also, which banks actually send out NFC credit cards, and for which accounts?
OK, so what solution did they come up with?
They probably have thought of it, and maybe they've solved it. Then again, maybe they're so eager for us to buy into what they're trying to sell that they're hoping we won't think to ask such awkward questions.
I find your lack of scepticism disturbing.
"It's common to see NFC credit card receivers in sandwich shop chains"
Is it? When you say common, do you mean common in the centre of London, or actually common?
I think a NSFW sign is needed for these pages of porcine pornography.
Re: Lot of hipstery in this thread so far
"I know lots and lots of people who have iPhones and love them -- and exactly four people with Android handsets, only one of whom even likes it."
Oh for goodness sake. Why does anyone, no matter what side of the argument they're on, think this is somehow credible evidence? It's anecdotal nonsense.
Personally, I know more Android phone owners than iPhone owners, largely due to the relative cost of getting a half-decent one. Most of the people I know who own iPhones like them, but then so do the people who've bought Android phones. I would say, anecdotally, that the Android phone owners I know are more technically minded than the iPhone owners. Take from that what you will.
Best handset of 2011.
This _is_ a tech. website, remember?
Re: And the call quality/signal?
I'd have at least a passing interest in her... features though, and not just for looking at either.
Re: Get a Room
So a review you don't agree with is a bad review? There's possibly an element of that, but this particular article is so gushy you'd be excused for thinking it was written by Stephen Fry.
Re: Obviously A Fanboi ...
I know you've used the troll icon, but... huh?
Re: You bastards.
I've never found a bought bacon sandwich that is as good as a home made one.
Re: I have a friend in Spain
"Any comment on the quality of the bacon used in any Spanish tests?"
If it's anything like the bacon they had at hotel I stayed at in Majorca, it's bad. Imagine someone took a whole load of vaguely bacon like bits of meat, pressed them into a block glued together with fat, smoked it and cut it into thin uniform slices. It's like a sausage pretending to be bacon.
Re: Please Stop !!
What no black market in piggy products?
Alternatively, move somewhere less silly.
Re: Plug in cars ain't green.
"It's a bit like the proposed 'nuclear bomber' developments of the 50's and 60's where the Soviet Union spent a lot of money trying to get a nuclear reactor into a place before realising you couldn't do it!!"
Yes they could. They just couldn't fit in/get it to lift any radiation shielding.
Re: --> helping rich Brits
Electric cars aren't going to take off until they're (almost) as easy to recharge as a petrol car is to refuel. Also, the price has to come down a lot. Also, since batteries have a limited life, I'd imagine electric cars aren't that attractive as second hand cars.
Re: Plug in cars ain't green.
Large scale power generation is always more efficient than small local sources, e.g. using an internal combustion engine. They may not be totally 'green', but they are greener.
I'm too young to remember to the really early days of document printing. Of course I remember dot matrix printers, but that was still in the late 80s - early 90s. So, how does this compare to those early days? Does the assertion that these early 3D printers are like the first document printers really stand up?
Re: I miss the days of Tomorrow's World crazy technoutopianism.
You and me both.
You disappointed me there. I was thinking: "who'd get a bag with a solar charger when you can have a portable fusion reactor instead?".
The Mrs bought a Kobo Vox from WHSmiths. It was utterly crap.
£150 for 3 year old tablet technology: 800Mhz single-core processor, dodgy WiFi connectivity and 1 hour battery life. Selling something like that at that price borders on exploitative. Average punter hasn't learned to be sceptical of anything sold in a bricks and mortar shop like us techies.
Thankfully they accepted the damn thing back, so I could get a Nexus 7 instead.
Is it me, or are Microsoft trying to kill off their second most successful, and arguably best, product?
So MS is effectively making all Office 2013 licenses OEM licenses. How does this sit with that EU law that says you are entitled (regardless of EULA) to sell your licenses on when you don't want them any more?
Re: Team Register?
And let the raging hoards of fanbois know exactly who to direct their wrath at? Oh yes, you'd like that wouldn't you?
Re: No Galaxy Note II?
'people want to call the Notes "Phablets".'
These people need to be hunted down.
Re: Just me
They so do look like iPhone clones!!! Don't you know Apple invented touch screens, user interfaces, rounded corners, the colour black etc? Typical fandroid!
Re: Pricing and not pretty
...and I just paid £200 for a Nexus 7. £500-700 is utterly ridiculous for a phone.
I declare this to be the most ground breaking development in phone technology of 2011!
A possible answer to b) He's already got through the one for eating. This one's for show.
White bread from a bag: now that's wrong. Personally I believe more or less any traditional bread type is fine, so long as it's of good quality. I'm rather partial to bacon in an oven bottom muffin myself. Perhaps I've been oop-narth too long than is good for me.
I'll accept brown bread
I'm no puritan, as evidenced by my suggestion of ketchup and French mustard. It also appears to be back bacon, cooked until quite crispy but not cut-your-cheeks rock solid.
I would probably substitute the tea for black coffee. I'm more likely to drink the tea before going to bed to improve my chances of surviving the night.
Re: You get what you pay for
Send in... the tro-o-o-o-olls.
Then the marketing bods need to get used to quoting approximate storage space. We're in the land of "up to" here, but at least people won't have reason to grumble.
Re: Rural not such a bad option
My thoughts exactly. Urban areas are more or less saturated with fixed line networks, many of which have a wireless hub on the end. Why pay more for a mobile contract for each device? Also, those cities are the ones where HSPA+ signal is excellent. You're not going to be downloading full length movies, but HD clips from YouTube are a breeze.
Whereas, there's a sound business case for reliable 4G signal in rural areas and a line of 4G-WiFi routers*.
*No doubt they'd rather you got a contract for every PC connected to the internet, but it's not going to happen.
Wish you could do that with Android devices (for those that aren't going to root it).
Re: never ever
...a radio that may or may not become a genuine standard. I'm still hoping DAB dies out ASAP.
Re: "To suit all budgets?"
That, surely, is a better investigation for a reviewer: out of all the sub £100 gadgets, which ones aren't going to fall apart in a week?
Honestly, El Reg, you keep doing this. No one has any bloody money, so we need to know how to squeeze every last penny.
Re: Maple Syrup?
Only in terms of cost.
Re: Memo from the desk Tim Cook
That made me think of this quote from guess who:
"...when the Editors of the Guide were sued by the families of those who had died as a result of taking the entry on the planet Tralal literally (it said "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists: instead of "Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts often make a very good meal of visiting tourists"), they claimed that the first version of the sentence was the more aesthetically pleasing, summoned a qualified poet to testify under oath that beauty was truth, truth beauty and hoped thereby to prove that the guilty party in this case was Life itself for failing to be either beautiful or true. The judges concurred, and in a moving speech held that Life itself was in contempt of court, and duly confiscated it from all those there present before going off to enjoy a pleasant evening's ultragolf.”
Re: Iran and NK make a trade deal.
@AC 1: Fair point, although there were at least people around Bush to stop him doing ultra-stupid things like invade Iran or try to destroy Al jazeera. If one of the Kims ever thought they could get away with invading South Korea again, I have no doubt they would.
@AC 2: I'm not sure the word "innocent bystanders" can always be applied but yes, they do like their proxy-wars.
Re: Iran and NK make a trade deal.
At least giants aren't likely to pick fights with each other. They have too much to lose.
Smaller, poorer, desperate nations (run by crazier people) may see war as a route to definite gain.
Re: Core i5
Never mind the battery, what's the heat output going to be like?
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