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* Posts by Richard 81

838 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

AT LEAST two-thirds mobile traffic will be video by 2017 - Cisco report

Richard 81

Re: Data cap anyone?

Do they have a clause in their contract that allows them to apply limits later?

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El Reg contemplates the ultimate cuppa

Richard 81

1. Mug

2. Tea, normal English (e.g. Yorkshire) brewed strong as death

3. Milk, skimmed or semi-skimmed, just a spot

No sugar. That's for coffee, and even then it should be brown.

Earl Grey is perfumed rubbish. If it absolutely must be drunk, it should never be with milk.

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Richard 81

NAAFI break

I believe that's commonly referred to as NAAFI tea.

My granddad used to tell my dad the same thing. He was in the navy.

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Kids as young as FIVE need lessons in online safety - NSPCC

Richard 81

Re: I'm not sure what exactly is happening

frank ly, you have actually been on the internet right?

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Under cap-and-trade, flying is greener than taking the bus

Richard 81

Re: Yeah right

Sorry, would Edinburgh be more you cup of tea? Or are you a "nothing north of the Watford Gap" kind of chap?

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YouTube's hilarious cat videos could soon cost you $5 a month

Richard 81

Re: Greedy bastards

That is an extremely good point. There really isn't much point in spending the time and money to make a 1 min advert when no one will ever watch more than 5 seconds.

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BT's 'six-month free broadband' offer is a big fat FIB - ads watchdog

Richard 81
Meh

And how much will BT be fined?

Oh, I see.

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British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

Richard 81

@Flawless101

They should also be taught to fire a rocket at their feet while in mid jump will boost their jump considerably, thus allowing them to reach even more inaccessible locations.

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Richard 81

Well

"when your pinned down and targets 500 yards away" ...you'll feel very silly for leaving your SA80 on the kitchen counter.

A pistol is for when you're caught with your trousers down at close range and, for whatever reason, you can't use your main weapon. .50 cal is for heavy machine guns (less important these days) and ridiculously long range rifles (hardly ever needed).

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Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

Richard 81
Boffin

Re: Deadly

Isn't it specifically the phosphoric acid in colas that does that? It's certainly been linked to osteoporosis in women.

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Richard 81

Re: Dyslexic analysis disorder

The same way everyone else does when reporting statistical findings.

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Richard 81
Flame

Splutter!

"Dr Chen is indisputably a real doctor and a proper boffin - as opposed to the larger and less distinguished category of "scientist" - being an MD as well as a PhD."

How dare you Sir! Such an inflammatory statement just caused this doctor* to splutter his delicious and health-giving juice of the naughty bean across the desk.

*PhD only and you can cram it where tech news hacks traditionally cram things.

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Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors

Richard 81

Re: Asus PA248Q

1080p is fine for me. Glad my eyes are rubbish.

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Big screened quad-core Chinese beasts splash down at CES

Richard 81

"and I still don't understand why we need 3g tablets when wifi will link up to your mobile hapilly.."

Dunno about you, but that's expressly verboten on my contract. I wouldn't have a network contract for a tablet anyway, but tethering isn't always an option.

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Victory on mobile belongs to Google in 2013

Richard 81

Re: that's the point.

Build a better mousetrap...

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Ten... tech stocking stuffers

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Unhappy

Re: I want to live in Bob's world

Some of them cost more than my total Christmas budget.

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Richard 81

£40 phone case a throwaway gift?

I'm clearly in the wrong line of work.

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Richard 81

Re: Yay, stocking fillers on the 19th December.

Don't worry, there'll be plenty of these in the shops. No one else will want them.

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Richard 81

Re: Yikes!

Indeed. These are a bit pricier than the usual chocolate oranges.

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Judge: There'll be no US Samsung ban, BUT no new trial with Apple either

Richard 81

Good

They can sue each other for money if they must, since it largely seems to balance out, but full bans are bad for the consumer.

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Forget about fondling that slab... within 2 years, it'll fondle YOU

Richard 81

Re: And you think privacy is invaded NOW?

One day they'll tell us they "like us", and then we'll really be in trouble.

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Richard 81

Re: But will it help Arthur Dent ...

No, but then he's just an ignorant monkey that doesn't know any better.

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Richard 81

Re: Excuse me.

"This leash demeans us both"

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North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

Richard 81

Re: Out of Control?

I wouldn't have thought its course would deviate unless it was spraying something to give it thrust.

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Richard 81

Re: "is thought to house a camera"

Well the US used to dump it in the sea and go pick it up. Of course NK aren't allowed out, and they can hardly knock on anyone else's door to ask for their ball back.

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Richard 81

Re: Meanwhile Britain

Ah, so you're Lewis.

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Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

Richard 81

So that's where all these down votes came from.

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Richard 81

Shoebox?!? Get a load of His Majesty living in a shoebox!

I'd sell my left knee to live in a shoebox!

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Spanish airport cops seize cocaine-packed Bulgarian airbags

Richard 81

Re: OMG!

Assuming you're not joking: RTFA.

The wounds were already open. The bandages were holding them closed in lieu of any sutures.

This is seriously horrible.

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Apple's iOS 6 maps STILL muddle Mildura

Richard 81

Outrageous!

Apple's word can not be called into question. The town must be moved at once!

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The best tablets for Christmas

Richard 81

Re: The best tablet for Christmas

Fizzygood makefeelnice

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Richard 81

Re: What about the no-names?

A few unheard of brands sneak into some of these articles, but they're always crap in some way or another. If there are any good ones, I wouldn't mind knowing about them.

Oh but Kobo, or any other obscure e-reader-tablet-hybrid, don't count. They're all shite.

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Richard 81

Re: keyboard-cum-covers?

You need massive hands, apparently.

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Richard 81
Devil

Re: Sometimes...

It's a change from the iThing reviews, which always get given to the one person in the office who loves them.

They always end up with 90% scores and reading like Stephen Fry's blog.

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Richard 81

Re: more than apps

"non-iApproved iFormats"

That would be anything that's not m4a.

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Richard 81

Re: Troll symbol

I'm starting to think this whole badge thing was a bad idea.

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Richard 81
Alert

Re: tablet computers be shit

Ladies and gentlemen, please don't feed the trolls.

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Moon riven by colossal cracks

Richard 81

Re: "thin crust, no cheese"

Although analysis failed to identify a terrestrial analogue, which may cast doubt on the theory that the moon was formed from cheese ejected from the Earth.

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Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

Richard 81
FAIL

Re: 100 meeeeellion?

You don't have to be in a wheelchair to be disabled.

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Richard 81

Re: Driving licences?

I don't know. Can you think of any disabilities that might make reading a website difficult, but not make you an unsafe driver?

If yes, then yes.

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The Times offers subsidised Nexus 7s to get subscribers

Richard 81

Re: Even better bargain

No. There's no excuse for reading the Mail.

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Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

Richard 81

CIAPC:

"We break legs, because we care"

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Flash memory made immortal by fiery heat

Richard 81

Well, those tiny tweezers don't last for ever you know.

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NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

Richard 81
Trollface

At least if they're wrong they don't have to worry about going the way of those Italian seismologists.

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Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

Richard 81

But Mother wasn't evil. It worked exactly as intended.

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Troll sues Apple for daring to plug headphones into iPhone

Richard 81

The heart of the problem

We all know this, but the heart of the problem is clearly the US patent office. Based on the approved patent, they may well have a case. The problem is that only a moron would have approved it in the first place.

How the hell do we come back from this state of craziness?

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Far Cry 3 game review

Richard 81

Re: dubious

Want a proper review? Try RPS: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/11/21/wot-i-think-far-cry-3-single-player/

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Richard 81

Re: Do they really play this to review it?

Most of Ubisoft's recent games (and older ones that have been patched) just require a net connection to activate it and then you can make it available for off-line use. It's more like Steam now.

Mind you, I bought From Dust in a Steam sale and wasn't actually able to activate it, since their bloody servers went down that weekend. I guess they must have been surprised that more than two people wanted to login on the same Saturday.

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Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

Richard 81

Re: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"So if I take your car but give after few days no theft happened right"

But then we just come back to the old question: if I made an identical copy of your car without actually taking it away from you, is that theft?

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Richard 81

Re: I don't know what else is wrong with this??

We know she failed to download it. I agree that we don't know all the details, but when do we ever?

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