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Man nabbed nude pics from women's email accounts

Richard 81

Enlightened yes, but not common

I can imagine many women, men too but particularly women, finding it hard to adopt such an attitude. Imagine if the women's email contact lists included work colleagues.

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So, so jaded.

"I have been here too long"

I fear so.

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Motorola dual-core Android phone to pull off laptop trick?

Richard 81

As a rule

As a rule, it is a good one. However, this does strike me as a good idea.

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Lenovo slims down for All-in-One PC

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More like

More like the PC equivalent of an iMac. Stick on the latest Ubuntu or hack OS X onto it and you're pretty much there. Much cheaper too.

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Hey big spender.

People who actually have to save up for stuff?

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Firefox ahead of IE in Europe, boosted by Chrome effect

Richard 81

So...

Why then is Firefox doing so well? Who's pushing that one on me?

Baaaah.

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Richard 81
Grenade

Oh I see

"I feel sorry for those that can't be bothered to explore alternatives, or just believe everything they read in a Microsoft/Apple/Google/Mozilla press release."

Reads a lot like:

"I feel sorry for those that don't use my favourite browser, or won't listen when I stamp my feet and tell them they're all sheep."

Personally I've chosen a combination of Firefox and Chrome. That's right, *chosen*. I don't even read press releases.

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BAA accused of banning passengers from filming travel chaos

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La la la, I'm not listening!

Also, what ever you do, don't make a joke about b-l-o-w-i-n-g any of them u-p.

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The year's best... HD TVs

Richard 81

Alert: general Tuesday moan

Although Reg Hardware is pretty good at talking about features and what-not, I find these articles largely useless without an approximate price. Particularly for laptops and other systems that tend to vary greatly. I don't know about anyone else, but when shopping, I have a Venn diagram in my head of stuff I want, and stuff I can afford, and I buy the intersection. I have a feeling all the TVs in this article are out of my price range, but it'd be nice to know for sure.

I suppose I could look around at various shop sites myself, but if the numbers are easy to find why aren't they in the article.

Note: To be fair, you do tend to put the prices on the some articles, like the recent run-down of MP3 players.

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Gates: Nothing really new in Wikileaks Bradley Manning leak storm

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Well

Well, OK other diplomats probably know all this stuff, but it's rare that we get to see it.

Also, the black and white confirmation that Arab leaders were urging the US to attack Iran is going to make them pretty uncomfortable. They generally rule over people who are pretty sympathetic to Iran.

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Irish chap romps off with Bad Sex award

Richard 81

Froidian terror

“upturned like the nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing the night”

That one's going to haunt me.

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Yes! It's the Reg Top 5 FUTURISTIC GUNS Thanksgiving Roundup!

Richard 81

or

...or indeed, find out who's insides are inside afterwards.

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Problem

An obvious problem is that anyone who intends to do anything naughty with their gun will probably disable the black box first. I imagine a black market in non-smart gun grips will spring up over night.

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Payback orders for eBay squaddie

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Not normally available?

My spare room is stuffed with enough army issue junk to argue otherwise*. Pretty much anywhere with an Army Cadet Force company or two, or local TA regiment, you'll be able to find someone selling it. You won't find much in desert colours though, but regular green DPM is everywhere.

*Mrs is an ACF instructor.

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NASA's new 'Bullet' airship to fly from Moffett Field

Richard 81

They go up, tiddly, up, up.

Those magnificent men in their flying phallic symbols.

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Steve Jobs no longer Eggman as Beatles hits iTunes

Richard 81

That's What I Want

A cursory glance at amazon.co.uk and play.com suggest that these are fairly normal prices. Lot of shmucks out there.

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How to make boots on Mars affordable - One way trips

Richard 81

No

No it's perfect. There's nothing there to fuck up.

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NHS website stops whingers clogging up the surgeries

Richard 81

I would guess

I would guess the reason they're reluctant to do this, is that misuse of antibiotics increases the risk of developing drug resistant bacteria.

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Strange, blobaceous 'alien pod' lifeform found in Virginian lake

Richard 81

Ick

That didn't help the first victim of The Blob. He picked it up with a stick and it still ate him.

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Top 10 Kindle books outsell dead-tree versions 2-1

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Oh yes

Not telling us what popular tripe the kindle-kiddies are into then. I suspect it's Dan Brown and teen vampire fluff all round.

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Tesco's iPhone app gets barcode reader

Richard 81

No love for Android

I'm becoming increasingly annoyed at the lack of app development for Android from companies like this, and the likes of National Rail. Perhaps more annoying is when an app exists for Android but you have to pay for it, whereas the iPhone app is free.

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One-third of iPad fanbois don't download apps

Richard 81

Who's with me?

Who wants to join the campaign to ban spelling the word fan-boy as 'fanbois', for any context. I can't be the only one who reads it as 'fanbwaah'.

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Cameron: Carriers tomorrow, bombers today

Richard 81

Good job Argentina is a mess

...or it'd be bye bye Falklands.

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Apple to lead fanbois 'Back to the Mac'

Richard 81

One of these days

One of these days I'll be able to afford to go back to Mac.

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Bruce Willis relaxes as asteroid skims Singapore

Richard 81

Interesting

Interesting, but not shocking. Don't objects of this size, and bigger, fall to earth all the time, but are just not spotted?

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Aggrieved boffins to march on Whitehall

Richard 81

LASERs on the head of anything you want

I good example of the short sightedness of cutting funding that doesn't have immediate commercial potential is the LASER. They were just tools for physicists for ages, and no one had much of a clue what to do with them. Now they're one of the fundamental technologies of our economy.

So good on 'em.

Also, anecdote time: My dad worked in a research laboratory in Hinxton until it was shut down. They showed the local MP around the labs one day, with demos of their tunnelling electron microscopes etc. At one point the man turned around and said, "So, remind me. What's an atom?"

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£1bn+ Royal Navy destroyer finally fires 'disgraceful' weapon

Richard 81

Oh Lewis

I was just thinking, "I wonder when Mr Page is going to have another good old go at the navy, it's been a while."

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Fruitcake profs demand strict curbs on killer robots

Richard 81
Happy

Woo

Woo, the guy works two floors down from here. I've seen him being interviewed on the benches inside the quad at least once, which means I might have inadvertently ended up on TV at some point.

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Multi-touch iMacs prepped in Cupertino?

Richard 81

Awww

Did your mummy not hug you enough?

It would explain the anger.

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Canada prostitution laws pulverised: politicians apoplectic

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title

"focussing the full weight of the law on the most abhorrent practices, such as trafficking or child abuse."

Which according to the twisted minds of our former government, represents the majority of the sex industry. Everyone remember those trafficking figures they magically pulled out of their arses?

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Pentagon out to 'destroy' Wikileaks, founder says

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Wish

Wish he wasn't so self righteous. Wikileaks used to appear responsible, with no underlying agenda. Not so sure now.

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US demands right to snoop the world

Richard 81

I think we've learned that...

Friendship with the US is a one way street.

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Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed

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High strees life of a city gardener

"gardeners visiting the Royal Horticultural Society gardens at Wisley"

Are they particularly prone to suicide?

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Online hotel bookings to be probed for price-fixing

Richard 81

Good

Always a positive for the consumer.

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Firefox wraps its gums around the iPhone

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title

Isn't limiting users to one browser what MS were taken to court for in the EU? How is Apple getting away with this?

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Indiana judges dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal

Richard 81

Weeeeell

It may be considered prudish but breasts are regarded as erotic by the majority of people, and their display might offend those who don't want to see them in public.* From the sounds of the case, the girl knows this. The fact that they are erotic was the reason she was flashing passing cars for thrills, to the enjoyment of some and disgust of others. There's also the fact that it'd be a distraction to drivers, but that's something else to worry about.

*Not by me, I hasten to add.

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Paris Hilton

Hands up

Anyone else read it as "Indiana Jones dismiss girl's nipple exposure appeal"?

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Check Point defends ZoneAlarm scareware-style warning

Richard 81

"Ah crap"

I did think "ah crap" when I saw it, thinking I'd allowed my machine to get infected with scareware. This was followed by confusion and suspicion when I saw ZoneAlarm in the title bar. I happened to be using the Mrs' laptop when it popped up on that too, so managed to diffuse that one as well.

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iPhone mules are taking our handsets, damnit!

Richard 81

Hah

Why do you suppose when I got to "Eastern European" the mystery of where this article came from vanished? I must have the gift of premonition.

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ZoneAlarm slammed for scarewarey marketing

Richard 81

I demand a test!

Has the Register done a "best of" on free anti-virus, spam blocking, firewall software etc. What's the best (FREE) alternative to ZonaAlarm?

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Podgy Googlers get shrunken plates

Richard 81

Bleh!

I just googled grits. Now I feel ill.

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Voice of America chap ejaculates over Paris Hilton

Richard 81

Oy vay

"...attempt to win Middle Eastern hearts and minds by pumping out a weekly celebtastic show featuring the antics of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears"

That'll go down well with the clerics. I can't imagine many things that'll have a more polarizing effect on Islamic cultures.

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Multi-touch iPod nano stripped bare

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title

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.

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Brits don't want in-flight calling

Richard 81

My experience

In my experience, flights are a strange (very un-English) microcosm, where people who're annoying tend to be dealt with as a collective. If it's 4 in the morning and everyone's trying to sleep, and someone starts yacking, everyone will glare them into silence pretty sharpish.

Of course I've never been on a flight with drunken men or women (sorry ladies but I hear you're the worst), going to a stag or hen do. I can only imagine what special kind of hell that must be.

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'Larry and Sergey's HTML5 balls drained my resources'

Richard 81

Fresh ideas

You wouldn't happen to work for Microsoft, would you?

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Happiness: Yours for £50k a year

Richard 81

Median of $52,000?

Really? That's over £30,000! Lucky bastards.

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It's alive! Duke Nukem Forever breaks out of vapour trail

Richard 81

Didn't work anyway

The live feed didn't work anyway. Apparently they had 'technical difficulties', plus the trailer isn't ESRB rated yet, but is pretty naughty (as you'd expect).

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Independent bigs up the 'Wanky Balls festival'

Richard 81

Nonsense feedback

That would result in all heads at Castle El Reg. exploding in some kind of nonsense feedback loop.

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Microsoft digs Macs in back-to-school ads

Richard 81

The day

...you become a stereotype.

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Valve

Valve's Source games are heading that way too. Still in the minority though.

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