Feeds

* Posts by Richard 81

803 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Page:

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

Richard 81

Good stuff.

Far better than your last article.

0
0

Go back to the future with Red Dwarf

Richard 81

Please, no.

Please, just let it be. The mini-series was god awful!

1
0

Immigrants face £49k wage minimum to stay

Richard 81

Indeed

You'd have to get to point 3 or above on the _top_ pay band at this uni to get over £49k.

0
0

Ballmer disses Android as cheap and complex

Richard 81

Hot air

"...the leading smartphone operating system Android."

"The biggest advantage we have over Android is that you don’t need to be a computer scientist to use a Windows Phone"

I didn't realise there were so many computer scientists out there.

Nothing but hot air from a baffoon.

27
0

Blow for McKinnon as extradition treaty ruled 'not biased'

Richard 81

@laird

Out of interest, how many requests have been made by the UK?

3
0

World+Dog goes bonkers for iPhone 4S

Richard 81
WTF?

What?

I've never understood the clamour to get something on release day. If you haven't pre-ordered, why bother?

"Rob Shoesmith, a former binman from Coventry, camping outside the Covent Garden store for ten days in order to be the first to hand over 500 quid for the new phone."

1. Where does a former binman (former? what does he do now?) get that kind of throwing away money? Clearly I'm not getting paid enough in science.

2. If he's working, why the hell would he waste his annual leave camping on a street?

3. If he's not working, first refer to question 1, and second, why isn't he spending this time looking for a job?

6
4

O2 to trial VoIP over Wi-Fi

Richard 81

Better be free

If I'm using my wireless network, the bandwidth of which I already pay for, I'm not going to be sending my mobile operator money for something that I could use Skype for anyway. If it ain't free, I won't use it.

0
1

Smut oglers told to opt in to keep web filth flowing

Richard 81

Where am I?

I seem to have to woken up in Australia.

5
0

Boffins fear killer gamma death blasts from space

Richard 81

A few pints and a packet of peanuts

"What do we DO about it?"

Nothing. Nothing at all. Even trying would be futile.

If it happens tomorrow, just try to relax and be thankful that your life has been good to you so far. If it hasn't been good to you so far, don't worry. It won't be bothering you much longer.

2
0
Richard 81

If memory serves...

Ditching the telephone sanitisers resulted in the death of the rest of the species due to infection caught from dirty telephones.

0
0

iPhone 4S pay-monthly tariffs compared

Richard 81
Headmaster

Except...

Unfortunately the whole 'lemmings charging off a cliff' thing is nonsense.

The moth metaphor would have been OK. Sheep is also an option, but would make you sound like an arse.

0
0

BBC iPlayer, Lovefilm, 4OD aim for Xbox

Richard 81

"Xbox is useless without Gold"

Mine is pretty useful without it. Plays games and can download stuff and everything.

Not interested in playing against 13 yr old CoD fans in multiplayer so why would I want Gold?

Besides BBC iPlayer must be free to a license fee payer by law.

1
0

'Boss from hell' knuckle-rapped for 'firing contests'

Richard 81

"Ernst contested the claim"

"When they applied for unemployment benefits, Ernst contested the claim, saying that since the resignations were voluntary, unemployment was not justified."

Are you telling me that in the US a former employer can potentially block a unemployment benefit claim? Seriously?!?

3
1

Open-source hardware group puts out vid system-on-a-chip

Richard 81
WTF?

Huh?

What wisecracks? What pooh-poohing? The author seemed pretty pro-this kind of thing.

Also, watch what you say about 'Britards'* and sciency stuff. Some of us do just that.

*Thanks for that by the way... *sigh*

1
1

Virtual and real worlds collide in gamers' minds

Richard 81

Ah, I wasn't accusing the Register of being sensationalist, that was aimed squarely at the Mirror and Daily Mail. In a brief article like this though the description of the work made it sound like absolute fluff, which is the conclusion some of the commenters above have obviously come to.

0
0
Richard 81

Sheffield has a horrible square ended cathedral in the city centre. Having played a lot of Fallout 3 on a pretty old PC, I imagined that someone must have set the draw distance quite low and that if I walked a bit closer the apparently missing spire would fade into view.

Not that I'm mad or anything.

0
0
Richard 81

...and the way El Reg described it made it sound like bad science, i.e. setting out to do a study using a tiny and biased sample. Whereas it was really a paper that says to other scientists "hey this is interesting, we're going to study it further".

The Mirror and Daily Fail clearly only cared about a sensationalist negative anti-gaming article, but then that's not anything new.

0
0

Gears of War 3

Richard 81

Not a binary classification

There's a whole spectrum of games between meat-headed COD and 'plan meticulously but still get shot by someone a mile away that you had no hope of seeing' Op Flashpoint. This is certainly closer to COD, but there is at least a semblance of tactics required, i.e. taking cover from time to time rather than running around like a maniac.

0
0

Feds probe naked Scarlett Johansson outrage

Richard 81

Some people like to cuddle afterwards.

6
0

Galaxy Tab remains illegal in Germany

Richard 81

...and how many professors actually wear their gowns to anything other than No.1 dress occasions?

0
0

Ice Cream Sandwich Android out 'by November'

Richard 81

Just in time

Just in time for me to get a new phone when my contract runs out.

2
0

'Satnavs are definitely not doomed', insists TomTom man

Richard 81

Final point

"On top of which, sometimes it is just better to have 2 devices for doing 2 different things in 2 different places."

I agree with this. That's why I'd rather have a PC with separate monitor, or TV with separate DVD player and digi-box, rather than any kind of combo. If something fails, or you want to upgrade it (my HTC hero is going out the door as soon as my contract is up), you just swap out one of your gadgets instead of buying a whole new system.

2
0

NASA releases stunning new moon-landing snaps

Richard 81
Happy

It won't shut up the conspiracy nuts

...but I'm certainly impressed.

3
0

New UK 'leccy meters remotely run via Voda 2G

Richard 81

Excellent!

Finally a way to deal with those beat-thumping hip-hop listening neighbours.

4
0

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

Richard 81
Coat

title

What a shame.

0
0

Joe Public invited to hunt God particle

Richard 81

Not quite

Since SETI was essentially trying to find patterns in that static you see on an untuned TV, CERN have a slightly better chance I feel.

1
0

Q: Why do defenders keep losing to smaller cyberwarriors?

Richard 81

Forward thinking of them

I first read the conference name as "20th Unisex Security Symposium".

0
0

E-petitions site: Death wish FAIL

Richard 81

Perhaps

You then need to consider the possibility of getting it wrong. While your system is fallible, you can't allow capital punishment to continue.

3
0
Richard 81
Thumb Down

Tends towards Godwin's Law

All of them, my good fellow. Providing the "correct" political views are those of right minded non-bastards, i.e. those who don't go in for death penalty, human testing, torture, genocide etc.

To take your argument to it's ultimate conclusion, are you suggesting that an organisation should employ EDL, BNP, all the way up to (neo-)Nazis, regardless of their political views?

0
1
Richard 81

Consequences

You'll find that those who support capital punishment would love to see the consequences you describe. Without actually considering what that would mean, or course.

1
0
Richard 81

Commenter yes

Well I come to expect that from our community, but I was actually referring to the article author.

0
1
Richard 81
Stop

What

Speaking as someone who is first hearing about this nonsense right here, it sounds an awful lot like you're pro-capital punishment. I feel I must have a faulty sarcasm detector, because I was sure El Reg didn't employ "that sort".

0
1
Richard 81

If so

If so, that is possibly the most sensible thing the government has ever done. Balls to democracy. If the idiot turkeys decide to vote for Christmas, they need saving from themselves.

2
0

12% of UK don't carry cash

Richard 81
Facepalm

LOMBARD

"half of us discard pennies and tuppences as pointless, and a third have refused to buy cheap things for fear of breaking a note."

Wouldn't it be nice to have so much money that you can afford a complete lack of common sense.

7
0

19,000 papers leaked to protest 'war against knowledge'

Richard 81

Cha-ching

The author can at least pay for their paper to be made open access... if they can find another 1000-odd dollars.

It's a good scam those journals have got going.

5
0

Half of Virgin Media broadband ads are wrong, says ASA

Richard 81

I'd rather they just stopped misquoting their prices

£20 a month* for Cable TV, internet access and free weekend calls.

"Wow that's good!"

*plus £14.00 for line rental.

"Oh"

0
0

Game gears up for Mac OS X Lion release with... Panther

Richard 81

10.6

You need 10.6 if you want to upgrade to 10.7. Anything older lacks the necessary app store.

1
1

Anti-PowerPoint Party vows end to death by slides

Richard 81

But!

"And the number one thing that PowerPoint is not, is a page layout tool. Seriously, stop doing that."

Use it all the time for scientific posters. Won an award for one them.

Poor scientists can't afford (the money and time to get good at) anything better and a crap poster is the fault of the designer anyway.

0
0

Facebook game outfit Zynga files for $1bn IPO

Richard 81

"the other 99.99% of processor time left on my PC?"

With Zynga games as badly written as they are, you're lucky if you have any processor time left at all.

2
0

50 day lullaby of Lulzsec is over .. for now

Richard 81

Leader?

I thought this was just some guy who sort of belongs to the group, rather than anyone important.

I still suspect they're scuttling under the carpet to avoid the much bigger and more dangerous hacking group that's gunning for them.

1
2

Woman dies of heart attack at own funeral

Richard 81

I ATEN'T DEAD

I think you mean "I ATEN'T DEAD".

A witch doesn't need to worry about spelling. It's the word's fault for being wrong.

3
0

Sony to slim PlayStation 3 price

Richard 81

Down to £200?

I was going to comment on that being way too much anyway, but a very quick bit of research would suggest you'd be a mug for buying a PS3 at the current £300 RRP anyway.

The RRP for the current XBox 360 is less, but the PS3 (non-slim one) seems to actually sell for less.

0
0

Apple's next iPhone planned for September, says report

Richard 81

Nice jump in tech?

What about those jumping from a 3GS, which is coming to the end of its 24 month contract, to a nice shiny iPhone 5? Action of an iDiot, or someone enjoying a pretty significant jump up in technology?

5
0
Richard 81

Ignorance is a fine excuse

Did you try to enlighten him?

Worse than ignorance is not being ignorant but failing to help others rid themselves of their's.

2
1

Has UK gov lost the census to Lulzsec?

Richard 81

1.25 out of 3

I was with you on the first paragraph. Then about a quarter of the second.

The rest is just stupid fluff.

"Does not our native language merit some care?" no, not really. Languages change. Get used to it.

I could very well ask why you refer to cow meat as beef. That's a Normanism. Our Saxon language needs protecting. To which the Britons in the back will cry 'hang on a minute!'*

*Actually I can't pronounce what they'd cry.

4
0
Richard 81
Thumb Down

Except

Except that if/when they post that information on the internet for anyone to see, what little justification they have for their little crusade goes right out the window. There's nothing socially responsible about Handing our data over to the people who will gladly fuck us over for real.

6
1

Miracle Aliens-style indoor comms built for firefighters

Richard 81
Facepalm

I'll bite

"fireproof" means proofed against the effects of fire. Presumably the risk of fire damage and explosion is somewhat reduced, therefore.

1
0

Apple iMac 27in

Richard 81
FAIL

Umm...

....apart from the clear conclusion that nicely sums up who should and should not get one you mean?

0
1
Richard 81

Got a point

It's not like the ones with a numpad costs any more.

1
0

US admiral reveals safety plan for Zombie Apocalypse

Richard 81

Know where your towel is

The yellow stripes are high in protein, the green ones have vitamin B and C complexes, and the little pink flowers contain wheat germ extract

6
0

Page: