1120 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
Been there, got the t-shirt...
...Anyone remember "embrace, extend, extinguish"?
<-- Most appropriate icon.
Re: Set them to music
Pure genius. Have you patented that idea yet?
How long before the NoScript devs get busy...
...and release NoNative.
...it'll be added to Google's redundant project list in six months along with Wave, Labs and all the others.
Just a suggestion. Type the words "golden shower" into your favoured image or video search engine.
Only El Reg could use "golden shower" in a science story headline
Keep up the good work.
@ Just Kevin
I was joking, hence the joke icon
Re: What more do you want!
An eye test, methinks.
"If you still see a defaced page, turning your equipment on and off again may help:"
How could I read that if I saw a defaced page?
But seriously, welcome back.
I love Internode. They are *the* best ISP in Aus so I'm somewhat shocked, especially about Mark Newton. He was very much the public face on 'Node in many areas.
The eagles around here are smart
In my part of Aus we often see eagles that swoop and collect highly venomous snakes from cane fields. They then fly a few hundred feet upwards and drop the snakes onto a road to kill it safely. Pretty clever thinking by this magnificent bird.
...what everyone else said. Thanks and good luck.
May be so but...
...go to any .gov.au site or subdomain thereof (qld.gov.au for example) and a cookie is set for .gov.au.
Not just .gov.uk...
...gov.au seems to work in a similar manner.
An incovenient truth
Facts can be annoying to anyone that holds an opposite position to those facts. Did someone really vote me down for stating a fact? I'd have thought people would have appreciated a very pertinent fact that was missing from the original article. All I was pointing out is that the Epoch Times is hardly a neutral news source.
Just in case the down voter doubts that it was a neutral comment I'd like to state that I support neither the fascist government in China nor a bunch of loony religionists. All clear now? Thank you.
Who do I believe?
Neither/both. I have no knowledge and therefore no opinion that is worth anything.
The Epoch Times...
...is a newspaper owned by Falun Gong. Just saying.
They forgot the most important group...
'designed to “gauge the views of key stakeholders” about copyright enforcement in Australia.'
...the most important group of "key stakeholders" is the public. Without them there is no entertainment industry.
A verifed Charles Arthur?
...the real one is beyond parody.
You'd really like to be sloshing around in a bunch of leaked coolant?
Given the choice...
...I'd rather be living near a wind farm than Fukushima.
Re: Guardian: Do as we say, not as we do
I guess you'd rather not have known about the News International stuff then?
You give them too much credit by call them readers...
...they just look at the pictures of lady bumps on Page Three and occasionally grunt.
The first time I see someone...
...with an iPad stuck to the side of their head I will literally shit myself with laughter.
Our local council is no better...
...they just paid AUD25,000 for a "new site".
1. For the 25k they got a new content management system that required staff retraining. The CMS is open source so the supplier paid zero dollars for it.
2. A slightly modified template that they have used on other similar sites (changed the header graphic)
3. It's on shared hosting with 102 other sites.
4. It's often unavailable. It was down for over 90 minutes a few days ago. So were all the other 102 sites.
5. Will only allow PDF downloads if you have certain versions of Adobe Reader and browser plugin.
6. No new content on the new site and a whole lot of the old content has gone walkabout.
7. Old site was 100% HTML/CSS/accessibility compliant. The new site has 75 errors and 82 warnings on the home page.
Some companies and government buyers should be ashamed of themselves. And preferably fired and locked up.
“activated within 15 minutes”
Sounds very familiar....Iraq...WMD...45 minutes. Someone remind me how that went.
I keep telling grandma about no.23...
...but she insists that 12 months is long enough to keep server logs.
"I just don't get the logic of this. If NBN is more expensive than your current copper-based service, and you don't need the speed, don't sign up for it."
As I understand it, Telstra is ripping out all the copper as part of the $11bn deal with the govt. It's either NBN or nothing from then onwards. You just get the choice of ISP to move bits across the network on your behalf.
The contention ratio isn't that good...
...100 salesmen/20 naughty ladies. Sloppy fifths, anyone?
Elites? The man is an idiot...
...everyone knows it's spelt l33t5.
Actually, I do understand...
...and I know roads are partially funded by the Federal govt:
If you can't figure out how to make the link work I'll quote the salient part:
"The Federal Budget allocates $325 million to upgrade the national highway that runs from Brisbane to Cairns."
And worse still is the fact that the Bruce Highway gets a fraction of the Pacific Highway budget, to the tune of $500k less *per kilometre*:
And talking of tax dollars, us fools in the bush will contribute the same amount of tax towards building the NBN as the city people will but we'll get at best 12 Mb/s wireless compared to the potential 1Gb/s fibre in the cities.
NBN = Not Bloody Needed
While we still have entire regions in Aus that are cut off by flooding for weeks - and sometimes months - during the wet season, the first big infrastructure project should be flood-proofing roads. Food and other supplies need to come in and local produce needs to go out. We're talking basics here, not high speed fripperies.
After that it should be storm-proofing the electricity network. Hanging power lines between wooden sticks in a cyclone region is beyond stupid and when there is a big cyclonic event the power network quite literally falls over. We had no power for almost four weeks after Cyclone Yasi while the poor engineers from the powercos went from one natural disaster to another in Queensland between December and March.
A fast network connection isn't much use when homes and telco exchanges are dark but I guess faster downloads are more important to the kids of Melbourne, Sydney and the other big cities of the SE corner of Aus.
"for those not familiar with Australian-New Zealand argot"..
..."bro" is short for "brother".
That's the first time I've been patronised by an Australian.
"Bro" is an abbreviation for "brother" outside of Aus/NZ and has been for a very long time. You'll find it in company names (Fred Bloggs & Bro Ltd) going back centuries in the UK, for example.
M Coat, your friendly Pommie pedant.
Beavering away on Martha Lane Fox...
...El Reg gets more like a Carry On film every day.
But back to the point. This does have a tiny whiff of the database state that I thought the UK had tried to get rid of at the last election. At least some good people such as NO2ID are having some input this time.
Oh the irony...
...I'm guessing from the article that some mumsnet users have used the forum to attack the parents of Madeleine McCann for not supervising their child. I really hope these aren't the same parents that can't even be arsed to supervise their own children's Net use.
Although I'm sure I won't be the only one to say this.
...the bloke's a bloody legend, as the locals like to say.
I sometimes wonder if he and the rest of the Internode crew are the only ones that actually give a fuck about the Net in Australia.
Closed source comms
I think you have to start with the assumption that it is backdoored and make your decisions from there.
Dead men don't sue...
...so you can make up any old crap and it becomes fact.
FFS, El Reg, I thought you were beyond regurgitation of US propaganda. We're never going to learn the truth about bin Laden and this muddying of the waters isn't going to help.
Is his stash "massive" or "fairly extensive"? Probably the most risible line is "electronically recorded videos". I'm so glad to see he wasn't using that infidel gas powered video equipment.
Now where did I leave my tractor with the Boudicca-style wheel blades?
The artistes wll be happy...
...when the music companies share out all that cash.
Don't hold your breath, Shergal Farkey, I don't think you'll see a penny for that copy of Teenage Kicks I downloaded just to annoy you...and then deleted without listening.
The company hired a new director of privacy...
...new? I wasn't aware there was already someone failing miserably in this job before.
ISTR 30% of the homeless are ex-services...
...and if that is the case it may go some way to reducing the problem of people living on the streets.
That said, I get the impression that a lot of ex-services people, especially those that joined up directly after leaving school, come out having zero experience of life outside of an institution and making decisions for themselves. Once the fibre roll-out is complete will they be left to fend for themselves on the streets again?
"only needs 7 megawatts of power"
Only? They must have one hell of a kettle in the tea room.
"These people don't lie"
And Vatican spokesmolester Cardinal Pinnochio agreed.
They need a fleet of PS3s to crack this...
...just hook it up to the PSN. Oh wait...
<-- Beer icon because that's something else they won't discover in his compound.
CMI = POS
The writer may be wearing rose-tinted specs. My exerience with a CMI was less than fulfilling.
I worked with Vince Clarke of Yazoo, another CMI owner, and I programmed all the A/V content for the first Yazoo tour.
Vince used a Linn to trigger the CMI and also had an interface built to trigger, via the Linn, an AVL Eagle* computer that controlled all the slide projector dissolve units and a 16mm B&H film projector.
The CMI was incredibly unreliable during the programming sessions and Vince decided to hire a backup machine for the tour. I think the going rate for rental was about a grand per week. The Linn was always good and never, if you'll pardon the pun, missed a beat.
Yazoo did a warm-up gig in the band's home town of Basildon and during the first song the Fairlght played up and the Linn/AVL interface died. The bloke that had been engaged to look after the visuals on the tour didn't have a clue what to do but I had been watching the show from backstage and had to intervene. From the second song until the last I had to manually cue all the visuals from memory (my memory) and there were probably well over 30 sync points in each song.
Ultimately the CMIs were dumped before the rest of the tour and the songs were dubbed on to a TEAC A3440 four track for playback and the A/V content was triggered by AVL's native timecode. A UKP500 Jap tape recorder was more reliable than the UKP20k CMI.
Yazoo geek trivia: Vince wrote many of his songs on an acoustic guitar and did his accounts on an early IBM PC. Alf Moyet's vocals were always live and always note perfect.
*The show was programmed on an Eagle but an AVL Roadrunner was used for the tour.
How fast does an app have to open?
I just stopwatched Firefox 3.3.16 on a 14 month old desktop machine and it took less than half a second to launch. How much faster does it have to get for you to class it as a good browser?
Where's the pointless arsewipe icon when you need one?
And it seems Android has a similar issue...
- Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U
- Breaking Fad 4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch
- First Irish boy band U2. Now Apple pushes ANOTHER thing into iPhones, iPods, iPads
- Updated iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!
- Stephen Pie iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? NO, it's the Most Exquisite THING. EVER