1106 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
Asimov's little known Fourth Law...
...4. A robot is no bloody good unless it can make and deliver a decent cup of tea.
Much better idea...
...get Omid Djalili to play Jobs. He's always playing Arabs in Hollywood films.
And yes, I do know he's not an Arab.
Sounds like a great idea
What could possibly go wrong?
Re: What NBN?
1. My place is not on the roll-out map (Just 1 street off)
It runs past the end of our road but isn't stopping. In fact there's nothing between Townsville and Cairns. This is a major cyclone area and some decent communications after a big one would be more than handy.
A couple of things that I truly wish for :
- A spell check option on ElRegs comment box.
If you use a decent browser such Firefox and install a dictionary extension you will find that the comment box is spell checked for you.
It looks like almost everyone involved in this case is a wanker in one form or another.
re: Properly done FLAC
I have lots of properly done FLACs. I do them myself from the CDs I buy.
There's a portability issue for me. When we have to evacuate the house for weather reasons I can pick up my entire music collection with one hand. The car would be stacked to the roof with CDs and other circular media if I took the physical originals with me. The missus would complain if there wasn't room for her in the car.
How exactly do you wrap up a digital file?
Needs a bit of rebranding...
...Think twice before installing Google Chrome.
....haven't they been doing this for a couple of years already?
Re: How easily we forget...
I was referring to those people that think screwing around with Australian wildlife is the way forward. They are the ones that have forgotten.
How easily we forget...
...the bug eating miracle known as the cane toad.
Of course it's 80s software...
...that's when a govt IT project with a 2012 deadline needs to be started.
<-- Sherlock icon because he knew what he was doing.
Just a suggestion...
...but maybe this technology could be used for Italian cruise ships.
You just need to use the same ink that petrol receipts are printed with. That seems to disappear completely before the end of an accounting period and you're left with a shoe box full of blank receipts for the VAT man.
"You're getting smeary finger tracks all over the display"
Every Apple toy I've seen close up looks more like a Petri dish.
Where's the MRSA icon when you need it?
Meh, too easy
I've done council stuff and it's really not that hard to get right.
Pretty much every council in any given local government area has to abide by the same rules and carry the same content: rates info, news, etc, etc, plus local stuff specific to any area. Common content such as privacy policies and other legal stuff can be written centrally. It adds consistency and reduces costs.
The frequently accessed info should always be linked from the home page. Don't make the rate payers pissy by hiding things. If councils can't work out what is going to be popular then check the logs and search data and you'll see what people want. If it's not on the home page then put it there.
Most important tip for all for councils: Beware internal empire builders that don't have a clue about web sites but "know someone who does". They will cost the rate payers squillions for no noticeable return. Your council shouldn't be paying 25k for a slightly modified WordPress theme. Leave this stuff to people that know what they are doing.
Sheesh, it's 2012 and people are still struggling over web sites?
Re: @ Mahatma Coat
I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I'm saying it is what it is.
I wouldn't want to get into a discussion about the pros and cons of various electoral systems but Cameron became PM because that's the way the system currently works. Don't like it? Contact your MP and lobby him to change it. That's how the democratic process in the UK is supposed to work.
Re: @ Mahatma Coat
Brown wasn't elected. I was referring to Cameron.
Democracy at work
"there are people who threaten our way of life that have to be stopped"
Yes, and you were stopped. Sadly a clone of you got your job.
I like the WFT? area. A great feature.
I've played with Win 8 for a couple of days in a VM and the Metro interface looks very nice but it's a half-arsed implementation. Lift up Win 8's skirt and it's a pair of old Win 7 knickers underneath. With holes in.
If you want to see an interface that is both slick and fast just have a look at KDE on openSUSE.
"No-one could imagine how we would survive without Google"
As someone that actively blocks anything that is remotely connected with Google I can confirm that it is not only possible to survive without Google but life is immeasurably better.
My maths isn't the best...
...but isn't that one sixth of the world's population* losing privacy in one fell swoop?
* I know they don't all have BlackBerrys.
Someone had to say it.
Re: Re: Still buying CDs?
We have tonnes of DVDs as they are so much better than our current cinema experience. The lovely Mrs Coat and I used to enjoy going to the flicks but our nearest is now a four hour round trip and the seats are like instruments of torture. They only show US blockbusters too. Our previous location had a small duplex cinema: one room for Hollywood twaddle and one for real films.
We've recently started buying Blu-rays as we now have a PS3. It was a PS2 that got us started on DVDs. Mr Sony is clever.
Beer icon cos I can drink and watch stuff at home.
Still buying CDs?
I bought two last week. Am I alone in still preferring CDs to compressed formats?
Re: Current tunage:
Your computer has good taste.
I didn't see a drill or any other power tools, just something about a net for mums. I feel cheated.
Re: Drew's Cookie Jar - psst. want a forum upgrade
I'll give it a whirl.
The upload speed figure I saw quoted in the press yesterday was 1Mbps.
I can't believe they're wasting this much money. It's supposed to service 3% of the population at a cost of AUD2 billion. A quick look for existing satellite services to the bush shows that it's already available at a reasonable price for a 6Mbps service.
The other problem is that a lot of the area covered by this is in the north of Aus, an area that is often covered by cloud for half the year. Satellite TV is hopeless during the wet season and even free-to-air terrestrial will crap out when the weather is bad.
NB Before anyone from non-tropical places chips in about clouds not being a problem I'd just like to add that where I live we can get half of London's annual rainfall in one day.
The eating babies footage is on the floor of the edit suite.
"To use the examples of BPI, MPAA or PACT, we would propose that prioritisation be enabled for searches that contain any of the following key search terms: 'twat', 'pillock', 'out of touch with reality', 'broken', 'numpties', 'clueless', 'cockwombles'.
We had a localised SMS warning before Cyclone Yasi...
...and it confused everyone. A text that basically said "Cyclone Yasi is coming. Evacuate now. We're all doomed" is less than helpful. Which direction should people head, north or south? Even more ridiculous is that the cyclone was so big that no one could have driven out of the area unless they were on the margins.
They really need to think this one through a bit more.
Oh, the irony....
...India is full of religious buildings covered in carvings depicting men fucking women, humans fucking animals and so on.
TIPT was down today
Telstra's TIPT service was down for several hours today and it was a nationwide failure apparently.
If you don't know about TIPT:
"Telstra IP Telephony (TIPT) can help to increase the speed and efficiency of communications to improve productivity and customer engagement. Hosted on the Telstra network, Telstra IP Telephony is a flexible subscription-based service ideal for large offices, branch offices and remote sites, or contact centres. Designed to operate with existing telephone systems, it can help to overcome the problems of managing different communication systems across dispersed sites."
The difference is that Saint Ive has produced a result
If and when the cancer researcher comes up with a cure for cancer then no doubt he/she will get a K and also a Nobel Prize.
Or looking at it another way, the researcher *may* discover something that will bring relief to cancer sufferers whereas Ive *has* designed something that relieves the gullible of their cash.
"The functionalities of a computer program and the programming language are not eligible, as such, for copyright protection," Advocate General Bot said in his opinion.
Best decision, best name.
It just goes to show...
...some people take fashion more seriously than privacy, security and flexibility. Fools.
Mozilla is the only trustworthy browser company.
One thing Aus has got right
And they allow users to correct OCR errors.
"Although it once housed thousands of people, the only sign of life we detected was the distant sound of some kids splashing around in a swimming pool."
@ Dave 126
"The streets without cars just look great."
Many towns in the Australian bush look exactly like this even when they are fully populated. More so at midday.
Using only a hoe?
That's a bit sexist. Can't men help out too?
"Great is the Lord ... "
If he keeps sending all that snow he's not really all that great.
'Diwana pitched itself as “hunting out the best Australian and New Zealand TV"'
Best? That'd take about 30 seconds.
You have to laugh...
....when a site that claims to be improving privacy uses Google Analytics to track visitors.
Re: She bought & shot it just for the pics...
...in a certain country only a few miles from the UK they do far worse to horses. They kill them and then eat them.
btw, 32 is pretty old for a horse. They probably did it a favour.
Er, not everyone has it...
...I live 18 degrees south of the equator. What use is seasonal clock changing to me?
<-- Nearest icon to a midday sun for mad dogs and Englishmen.
Govt makes ensures your privacy...
...by sharing your data with 26 additional entities.
Dear UK gov and Google, what part of "get the fuck our of my private affairs" don't you understand?