1121 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
Hours of legal entertainment
I can recommend Voyage To The Planet Of Prehistoric Women - a classic of the craptastic b&w genre - and also Sex Madness - an STD propaganda work - which is so bad that it doesn't need a parody version.
Want to avoid child labour?
Then you probably need to stop buying anything made in China and the other far east manufacturing areas. I can't see that happening any time soon.
One other thought. When these kids in Asia are grown up they'll possibly be buying stuff made by our kids in the west.
“unwieldy, uneconomic and ultimately ineffective”
If only someone had told them this in advance.
Iran's very own Charlie Sheen
Shades of Dr Strangelove
You can't wank in here. This is the War Room.
Huawei looking into critical router
backdoor flaw claims.
Of course it's only a flaw.
Re: Those are wave power
Maybe I should have made myself clearer. These are definitely tidal power. You have these floaty things, that bob about on the surface and slide up and down a vertical pole (for want of a better word) with the tide. There was a prototype being tested in a location with a large tidal range (off the Scottish coast?) a couple of years ago and it featured in a TV doco.
The point of this thing is that it's tidal and not reliant on the vagaries of wind.
Re: renewables in Australia
the economics for renewables in Australia are probably very different than for most of the EU.
My in-laws installed solar photovoltaic last year and expect payback within five years. You can sell your excess back to the grid for 22c per Kw (although the scumbags that recently got elected have reduced that to 8c.).
If anyone wants to see what people are getting from the PV systems just have a wander around here.
Re: Tidal power
Predictability does not solve intermittency.
When was the last time the tide failed to turn up for work?
that takes up vast ears
Prince Charles will approve.
and if only the sun shone at night when we need the light
If only we had some kind of device to store electricity. Still, nukes, eh?
Re: Tidal barrages
I wasn't thinking of tidal barrages but rather those floaty things that bob up and down in the sea. They surely can't screw the oceans up any more than they are already.
Re: Exchange agreements
I believe Denmark (lots of windpower) and Norway (lots of hydro) have an exchange agreement.
The UK has similar arrangements with France and Russia. They give the UK nuke power and oil and the UK gives them vast piles of money.
and you've got all that sun
I wonder what we could do with that. If only there was some kind of panel available that converted sunlight into usable power. Still, nukes, eh?
Poor old Heron of Alexandria
When he invented the first windmill I wonder if he had to deal with the NIMBYs. And did the Dutch, the people of Norfolk and Kent all whinge when windmills arrived in their areas?
I hope that tidal power generation gets going in a realistic way. Cloud cover and still air aren't a problem and tides are predictable to the minute for centuries ahead.
Re: Worst of all is the Australian coverage
If no one is winning a medal, they cut back to past Olympics of the same event, where they did win a medal, and start jacking it all over again
I couldn't agree more. It's soul-destroying to watch and I regret not coughing up for a UK-exit VPN. Anyone who complains about the Beeb should be forced to sit and watch ultra parochial Nine's coverage.
Example: the canoe slalom (introduced as "slaylom") just showed the Aussie competitor and no one else. It's pretty much all like that. They didn't even show the end of the women's road race last night cos some Aussie was 97th in the men's 750 metre knitting relay and that was deemed more important.
I'm not going to bother watching anymore of the first week. The Aussies have all gone home by then and the real sport begins.
...the world's biggest SodaStream. Anyone for plankton-flavoured pop?
Doesn't do exactly what it says on the tin
I bought my first Double
Crossed Play Blu-ray film today (The Inbetweeners, if you must know). The label proclaims that you get a second disc with a "digital" copy (who knew Blu-ray was analogue?). It says you can use this on any device you want but all is not what it seems.
The second disc (DVD) says it contains versions compatible with iTunes and Windows so the first thing I did was to slot it into a drive on a Linux machine just for laughs.
That quite obviously didn't work so it was then placed in a Windows machine. There was the usual autorun crap that wanted to run a programme called digitalcopy.exe, which I'm guessing is some kind of DRM infection. The "digital" copies were .wmv and an Apple format file of some kind, both around 1.3GB in size. Neither would play in any software player at hand. Even Microsoft's own Windows Media Player didn't want to know.
Searching hasn't really given any clues other so I wondered if the collective genius of El Reg had managed to solve this problem.
Re: "it provided military options without the need to endanger human life"
this is a remarkably ignorant comment
Did someone piss on your cornflakes this morning? Funnily enough I'm neither a malware expert or nuclear facilities engineer but I think I'm allowed to voice my worries here.
And if I was considering the likelihood of some country making a nuke and using it I think I'd be looking at the countries that have built one and tested it first although no one seems too bothered about those countries.
"it provided military options without the need to endanger human life"
Until someone fucks up and a nuke plant goes bang. It seems hard enough to securely operate a nuke plant (Fukushima, etc) without some morons from elsewhere deliberately screwing around with control systems. Jesus H.
<-- Too obvious?
< a href="URL goes here" >Link text goes here< /a >
And lose the spaces between the a's and the < >
That about 50 badly designed pages these days.
That's all right then
"just two files were accessed"
It doesn't matter if it was two or 2,000. If it was just one file that had all the data they'd still be screwed.
Re: There's a (Google) patent for that
See my earlier post. Mozilla have been doing address bar search for years. This could be fun.
re: Man, you mustn't travel very often
Man, you mustn't travel very often
At the risk of sounding like the song "I've been everywhere", I've done several decades of organising temporary and permanent multimedia installations for companies around the globe. The last time I counted I had been to over 60 countries on five continents. One example: I did a six year contract with one of the world's leading airlines that meant I traveled quite a bit with them. I also fly between Aus and the UK regularly for non-biz reasons. I can fill an extended 48 page, 10 year UK passport before it expires. I guess that means I know nothing about air travel.
And Qantas really are crap.
Fancy IFE or not...
...I'd rather walk across Australia than fly with Qantas. World's worst airline.
The trouble with US TV content is that it all looks and sounds the same. Audiences here in Aus seem to like US crime dramas based on the same tired formulae so that's exactly what they get. Endlessly. Repeatedly. Relentlessly. Then it's repackaged as CSI This and CSI That.
As for "overlapping dialogue and sound effects", that's just fancy packaging of thin content to distract pretentious reviewers. Good drama is based on a good story, not tinsel.
Worst of all is that US accents annoy the fuck out of me.
There's a reason for that
Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Apple: Privacy-invading, commercial scumbags.
Mozilla: Trying to do the decent thing.
Re: In accurate headline and article
the base camp is only part way up the mountain
Spot on. Base camp is where the horizontal bumps into the vertical. The lady is basically taking a long country stroll.
I'd pay her to not go
Stupid tourist types and climbers are wrecking Everest.
<-- Anything but Gore-tex
Set network.http.sendRefererHeader to 0.
Users prefer Google+
When surveyed about their preferences both users said it was great.
Swift justice, sure Justice
Pick any one.
Re: What would Turing think?
Are you channeling the spirit of Alan, otherwise I'm wondering how you can make pronouncements on his behalf.
Quite obviously not but do you don't have to be a medium to have a good guess that he'd not be a great supporter of his ideas being used to suppress people. Who would?
Re: @ jason 7, sandman & Psyx
Yes, it's great that Turing could be openly gay in UK 2012 but what about the countries that still oppress gay & other minority groups and monitor their communications? Turing would be appalled that people used his inventions at risk of imprisonment or worse.
Re: In congratulation I would like to say
Why does that look like a license key?
What is a license key?
What would Turing think?
If Turing and his colleagues had foreseen that their legacy had been turned from defeating the enemy overseas to mass surveillance of UK citizens I bet they'd have been none too pleased.
Re: Licence fee
We don't have a licence fee here in Aus and guess what? The TV here is utter shit. The only decent stuff is BBC/C4 imports and the Euro films on SBS. I've given up on watching TV in the conventional sense.
Re: Pesky no-sense-humour chekur
At least use the "send corrections" button instead of "comment". Sheesh.
I was opening the door for someone more witty than me to continue the light-hearted banter. It looks like someone didn't see the door, let alone walk through it.
Pesky spelin chekur
distinctive copper heat syncs
UKBA's McGregor agreed, adding that "serious criminals are making increasing use of a more sophisticated internet" adding that said crooks were also using "smartphone techniques".
So they are requesting more power over the citizenry with the only reasons being utter bollocks. Shameful.
Re: All very well...
You don't get to decide what is "good humour" or "bad humour"
Spot on. There may be different subjective meanings that can be applied by a reader but the only true meaning is the one chosen by the writer. Hang on a sec, let me check with a local linguistic expert to confirm that:
"When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
Re: All very well...
Google are to be congratulated for taking a stand.
Google aren't taking a stand. They are marketing themselves. It's a pity that most people seem unable to spot the difference.
Stay smart online? You couldn't make this up.
Re: 'Most issues solved years ago'
Yes, indeed. An email client has really simple requirements. Compose and send, receive and read. I think these were taken care of years ago.
Mine's a Spitfire, thanks.
The usual software problem
A company builds a product, in this case a very good mail client, and adds a features over the following years.
Then the usual software problem arrives: the product does what it was supposed to do, plus the aforementioned bells and whistles, so where does it go from there? Do you add more features, in which case it stops being a mail client and becomes yet another Swiss Army software product that does lots of things but none of them particularly well or spend the next few iterations doing cosmetic nonsense like Microsoft? When the biggest improvement to the next version is a new interface then you know things are getting a bit desperate.
It's not easy to innovate in email when most of the issues were solved years ago. Mozilla's current product problem is easy to solve as all the core functionality is there and anything else can be done with extensions.
I wonder where these will end up?
Bargain bin or landfill?
Excuse the pedantry but QUAD's marketing strapline was "The closest approach to the original sound".
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