"Spry Mosaic, crudely rebranded and very clumsily installed by CompuServe"
I feel your pain.
1205 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
I feel your pain.
What sort of comment was that … ?
The troll avatar I used should have been a massive clue.
Apple owners only look at apple.com.
"We have a suspicious amount of 98-year-old Albanian millionaire grandmothers with Hotmail addresses who own 200-plus computers and head up a tech firm who are interested in reading our newspaper."
I'd like to change the email address that I use for El Reg but I need a working address before I can change it (or that's how it was last time I checked). I stupidly used the same email supplier as Mr Snowden so I don't have access to that account any longer.
Any suggestions from the staff?
As opposed to records from four identical countries?
Soccer... Football to your average Aussie is Rugby League or ARL
I could call golf something like "stick-ball-hole" but it's still golf.
You beat me to it. Have an upvote instead.
...to throw their new watch at the wall.
Back in the olden days of the 70s we were using rostrum cameras to create many of the effects that now need just a couple of clicks in programmes such as Photoshop.
Forox and Marron Carrel were pretty popular in the better production houses at the time and were in common usage until the late 90s.
Operators were skilled craftsmen who spent long hours hunched over the camera's compound table in a window-less room. One of the best I worked with was a bloke called Chris Andrews. His nickname in the industry was "Julie". It wasn't until many years later that I found out he was the younger brother of actress Julie Andrews.
The BBC had two of the first in the country
That'd be two of the first Paintboxes produced as Quantel is a British company.
From several dozen gossip sites:
Sam Smith Says Beyonce Deserves Album Of The Year Grammy More Than He Does
...as long as it's white.
You're missing what he is talking about.
You're missing what I'm talking about.
Ludlam's one of our better senators but is he correct in this case? Anyone that uses backdoored services such as Skype will just be shafted by one of the other 5 Eyes partners and any juicy data will be funnelled back to spooks.gov.au.
800 years since Magna Carta.
Magna Carta is overrated. It was designed to give more power to the barons, the military-industrial complex of mediaeval England. Plus ça change.
It's worse than that. It's entering your brain.
just like my phone
I was thinking along similar lines. This is like a phone but with the phone functionality removed. And bigger.
I hope Malcolm Turnbull is reading this.
The half and half trick, fondly remembered from days spent fixing peoples' Quark XPress.
It's a real time saver to eliminate half of many possibilities in one go.
Many years back I took a car to the dealer to have a warped brake disc changed under warranty. The symptoms were the brake pedal "pumping" in use and the disc wear warning light going on and off. The receptionist told me it would be a long job as they had to take all the wheels off and check the brake assemblies to determine which one it was. I told them that I knew which one it was because I had unplugged the sensor cable from each brake in turn, a simple process of elimination that took less than 15 minutes. The receptionist looked gobsmacked that there was a better, faster way than following the manufacturer's bible.
They probably aren't caused by Firefox but some crappy extension, theme or plug-in you have installed.
Disable all your add-ons and re-enable one at time* until you find the culprit.
A base installation of Firefox is always 100% stable for me on both Windows and Linux. The only issues are extensions and that's not very often.
* I disable half of them first of all. If the issue stops then I know it's in the other half. It's bit quicker to do it this way.
Switch to SRWare Iron instead then...
I tried it in the early days and dumped it after a few tries. As I've mentioned here before, when I logged into an SSL-secured site it made simultaneous connections to an SSL server owned by Google. Nein danke.
Companies only have to lose my trust once.
...that whatever the NSA says is the opposite of the truth.
Atos, the "I'm sorry but you're not disabled enough for this watch" company?
I always find them preferable to the other kind of barge.
Cook's decline in the 70s and into the 80s
He did come back from that though. Cook did some low-key but still brilliant stuff later. His "Sven from Swiss Cottage" phone calls to LBC were hilarious.
In the early 90s one of last appearances was on the Clive Anderson show where he played all four guests. I watched again it a couple of weeks ago and it's still excellent.
Buy a roll of gaffa tape in the colour of your choice and wrap a 25mm layer around a cheapo external drive. Bingo.
Many, many years ago a Marina van I often drove (not out of choice) had something similar. Every time you put it into first gear your knuckle would hit the radio on/off button. Driving in London traffic was not a rewarding listening experience.
Good idea, wait until the game has played out a little more and the standard(s) have become more settled. In any case, the decent 4K sets still carry a hefty premium over very good 1080 sets
The Mrs had exactly the same thoughts too. The 55" model she was lusting after was reduced to under AUD1000 before Xmas. I just checked and it's now back up to over AUD2000 at JB Hifi.
Sony had lots of 4K models in the shops at reasonable prices over the Xmas period. Mrs Coat was tempted but thought better of it.
Maybe this should be published as a bumper sticker to counter those idiotic "F**k off, we're full" stickers I keep seeing.
Last time I checked, being a 'Pom', aka 'British' wasn't a race, and therefore such comments cannot be considered racism.
Twattish, stupid, bigoted, ignorant, intolerant, prejudiced, biased, sectarian, discriminatory, etc. To paraphrase Groucho Marx, if you don't like my adjectives I have plenty more.
Antipodean humour is very much designed around having a thick skin
I'm not sure the racism I witness here could ever be classed as humour. Mrs Coat is an Aussie and it was only after marrying a Pom that she realised how much everyday racism there was in the tea room when her workmates forgot she was married to one. I can't begin to imagine what's said about non-white people.
I was always under the impression that Bali to Aus was kind of like UK to Spain!
In cultural terms you're 100% correct. It's the overseas destination of choice for young Aussies who want to get drunk and catch the occasional STD.
Oh, well, off to Bali in a couple of years time
Am I correct in assuming you're not in Aus and may be unfamiliar with how far SE Asia is from Australia? Here's a few distances for comparison.
Sydney to Bali: 4619 km
London to Tehran: 4407 km
Melbourne to Hong Kong: 7394 km
London to New York: 5587 km
Brisbane to Hanoi: 7389 km
London to Nairobi: 6805 km
The major population centres in Australia aren't as close to SE Asia as some people think.
it was beancounters who ultimately did for the UK car industry
I thought it was a combination of shit car designs, shit quality control, shit managers and shit workers.
the only meat he ate was stuff he’d killed himself
I'm not sure "nearly vegetarian" is the best description to use here.
An acquaintance of mine had a mobile "phone" in his car. It consisted of a Pye two-way radio with a handset that looked like it was straight off a standard GPO domestic phone. Callers rang a service number and the operator then radioed the subscriber in their car and passed the message on (and passed one back, if required).
At least the wankers were isolated in their cars back then.
Would a DDoS only affect PS4owners? Mrs Coat was using her PS3 all over the holiday period and there was only one occasion when she couldn't log in. Maybe an hour or two at the most.
I really want to see this along with the recent Turner and Turing flicks. My nearest cinema is a very long way from home and has seats with all the comfort of a Gitmo torture appliance. Why can't the distributors dump their cosy arrangement with the cinema chains on BRD/DVD release dates and sell them when willing punters are offering to buy them?
Maybe we need Microsoft to buy out WordPress and rework the security.
Why would you want to make it worse?
Even if you're suitably paranoid
You want a copy of a receipt as proof of purchase for a phone that I said I like and you think I'm paranoid?
This could tempt me to finally buy a smartphone.
Have a festive beer!
Ta muchly. Mine's a festive Wells Banana Bread.