* Posts by Hermes

15 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Honda promises hybrid Jazz, CR-Z next year

Hermes
Headmaster

two fewer doors damit!

Mind you anything that pisses off that curly haired long faced tight jeans wearing reactionary wazz is good enough for me. I'll have five plaese.

DARPA plans to end swine flu using Triffid drugs

Hermes
Welcome

Monday morning

Plant's ,..Yawn, overlords ,..sigh.... you get the drift.

Connecticut man misses dental appointment

Hermes
Unhappy

Where....

exactly did he need that filling?

Steve Jobs snubs LSD daddy

Hermes
Troll

Nobody likes Gates...

but he does put shed loads of money where it is REALLY needed.

Nobody likes Jobs,

but, but, er,...

Plasma rocket in new test with Brit supermagnet fitted

Hermes
Happy

@ Tim greewood

Areobraking!

Man+dog plunged into 'faecal lagoon'

Hermes
Joke

For pity's sake,

the poor man didn't even have a paddle!

DARPA: Can we have a one-cabinet petaflop supercomputer?

Hermes
Stop

I...

can't let you do that Dave....

Electric plane takes to the skies

Hermes
Alert

Why is the ground so close?

Love this plane! I would be a little worried about flying in anything made in China though, being a cheapskate I've used lots of Chinese equipment and the tradeoff for price is reliability. Not serious when a power tool fails, but........

Designer pitches flat-pack power plug

Hermes
Terminator

@ Kev K

T2 of Course!!! Hasta La Vista, Baby.

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Thumb Up

@ Ryan 7

Sorry Ryan, but the old folding plug is fiddly and prone to failure because of the way it folds. This looks like a much sounder idea mechanically. But you're right about the difficulty in getting BS approval.

Prof: Global windfarm could power entire human race

Hermes
Grenade

Wind is the future (well part of it anyway)

Good piece but it is a little biased, it ignores efficiency savings. It's also ignores the local economic benefits of large scale projects. There is no mention of electricity storage that would be a part of any major wind development either.

El Reg commentards offered extra iconography

Hermes
Welcome

May I be the first

to welcome our new icon overlords!

Steve Jobs spotted at Apple HQ

Hermes
Welcome

New boss

same as the old boss!

Please don't eat your horse, EU asks owners

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All our horses..

are horse fed, for that double horsed in goodness!

Yippee futurama's coming back!

Futurama back from dead again

Hermes

Yippee

I'm happier than a greensnake in a sugarcane field!