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* Posts by Thomas 4

1514 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Chinese lecturer demands his students acquire iPads

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F.A.O Apple fanbois in this thread

See the guy in the article? That's your new benchmark.

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Phone-hack backlash BBC in embarrassing headline gaffes

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Yup

Real clock up there.

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Cameron: Murdoch son of Murdoch needs another grilling

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I AM MURDOCH SON OF MURDOCH!

FEAR MY LAWYERS!

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Go Daddy spokes-totty: I'm on the elephants' side

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"organised by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."

And with one simple sentence, the scant credibility this counter PR exercise had vanishes faster than a cow at an Aberdeen Angus Steakhouse.

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Gamer claims complete console collection

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Spotted some missing

He has a pretty good selection of LCD games but what he doesnt have is the LCD game wristwatches, of which there were 5 or so. Naturally, I have them all, thus making me superior to him.

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Hubble detects new Plutonian moon

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So wretched commentards....

What do you think the name should be for this extremely small moon?

I'm going with "munchkin" personally, due to its size.

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End of an era: Atlantis hits the tarmac

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Unhappy

And with the end of the shuttle program

....comes the end of hope for future manned space exploration in our lifetime. How depressing and "economically sensible". *spits*

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Go ahead and spy on customers, says judge

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Sounds pretty mucky

Whatever way you look at it. Has the company stated why this software is installed? I don't want my back account details recorded by *anyone*, let alone my ugly face.

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RUPERT MURDOCH HIT BY PIE

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FAIL

Cynical

These enquiries were set up on behalf of the public by politicians in order to clear the air for everyone, get to the truth of the matter and ensure that these mistakes are never repeated agai-

Ah, who am I kidding. They're all self serving motherfuckers with all the social conscience of a BOFH going after a paid vacation.

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'Wilful blindness? We've heard of it,' says Murdoch

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Great questioning!

Watson asked Murdoch if it was true that his organisation had a zero tolerance to wrongdoing. The media tycoon answered "No. We encourage phone hacking in all forms while snorting copious amounts of cocaine off prostitutes tits." The media tycoon then promptly proceeded to facepalm.

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Hacked Sun site greatly exaggerates Murdoch's death

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Huh?

You mean seppuku?

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Not necessarily

Swallowing large chunks of a London theatre can often prove fatal.

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You are incorrect in this regard

It could indeed happen to a nicer pile of crap - The Daily Mail.

Perhaps a fake news story endorsing the health benefits of crack cocaine, or a review of Manhunt 2 written by a 6 year old?

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Sony Ericsson Xperia Neo Android smartphone

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Looks good and all

...but I rather not have Hugo Weaving punching my face in over it.

Mine's the long black leather one that I keep tripping over.

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HP TouchPad 32GB WebOS tablet

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Man

I miss my T3 =(

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Vote now for the juiciest LOHAN backronym

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Trollface

For all those whining about the "orbit" part

What, you'd rather have something like "High Up Rocket Propelled Dirgible Elevated Register Plane?"

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Amazon's anti-iPad arises 'in October'

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Reading fail?

You can type and watch TV on your girlfriend?

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Moto cold shoulders upgrade-hungry Xoom users

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Butbutbut.....

If we release the update, how will we manage to sell the almost identical looking Xoom X2 with identical specs but **ANDROID 3.2**?

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Star Wars fans want Sony sued over game shutdown

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Sad to say it...

...but eventually all MMOs must die.

I was really really sad to see the shutdown of Tabula Rasa. Admittedly, they could have worked on the endgame stuff more but it also had some really neat features (especially the Logos and class system). Same will happen to FF XI, Guild Wars 1 when 2 arrives. That doesn't mean to say they are not good games - they all have their merits.

But nothing lasts forever.

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@Lamont Cranston

I tried that, then my boss came in to ask why I was laughing so loud. I managed to stop laughing when I realised we'll never see the theatrical release on DVD.

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Meh

I really wish I had seen the original galaxies when it was first launched, with the dozens of different classes and a very infrequent jedi here and there.

From what I gather most people would have gladly seen it shutdown after the NGE & CE changes.

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Wallabies battle cattle farts

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This article

...is just a lot of hot air. And it smells.

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Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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Nooo!

The comments section won't be the same without you around. We'll be able to say what we think, for a start.

Best of luck with the future though.

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The Cube: Apple's daftest, strangest romance

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Was it...

....your companion? Did you have to eventually incinerate it?

Or was it one of those where you fed people into it to watch them get sliced, diced and otherwise horribly mutilated?

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Tag Heuer readies €4700 Froyo phone

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Nice

I'd buy a coconut phone.

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Lego lover builds big Barad-dûr replica

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He had an eye for the tower since he first saw Lord of the Rings.

And the tower had an eye for him.

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Nokia 'thinnest smartphone ever' slips out

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So....

Will Symbian have a Belle end or can it keep going?

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LG Optimus Black

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Indecisive

Would it be fighting Megatron or joining forces with him?

As for the phone itself, looks distinctly meh.

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Actor Simon Pegg warns over banking Trojan Twitter hack

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Oddly enough

Both topics are related to each other. While I would love a third series of Spaced, I strongly suspect that with an incomplete team, it would turn into a disaster like another comedy series I know....

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Blow to the head makes people feel good about religion

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Maybe I misunderstanding here

But is this some sort of attempt at retrophrenology, as described by Terry Pratchett in one of his novels?

In brief, phrenology is a method of determining someone's personality through the examination of bumps in the skull. Retrophreonology is the means of altering personality traits by creating bumps on the head.

"Certainly sir. That'll be £200 for the religious further, plus an additional £10 for wear and tear on the lump hammer."

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Anonymous claims LulzSec merger

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Mhmmmm

Its like someone said above - script kiddies are the equivalent of BB guns in Anon's arsenal but I'd be willing to bet they have more than a few pieces of heavy artillery somewhere.

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All well and good

But what's the Roman for Distributed Denial of Service?

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Boffins take REMOTE CONTROL of HUMAN HAND

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Modern technology, eh?

Now script kiddies from the latest hacking cult can attack our bodies...

"Sorry I'm disappointing you, love. I think my crotch is being DDoS'ed by Lulzec."

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600 tonne asteroid in low pass above Falkland Islands - TONIGHT

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Mushroom

Don't panic folks!

If it looks like a threat we can fly a nuclear bomb up to it on one of our Shuttles...

*whisper whisper*

What's that?

*whisper*

Oh. Looks like we're fucked then.

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50 day lullaby of Lulzsec is over .. for now

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Hey!

What's more important here - company reputation or someone's personal details?!

....

Oh wait. EA.

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NATO site hacked

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Oh sweet zombie Jesus

I'm thinking of running a sweepstake for the next big company/organisation to announce that they've been hacked. Place your bets below, here's a few to get you started:

1) WIkipedia

2) Facebook

3) Sony

4) Sony

5) Xbox Live Arcade

6) Potterless

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NASA's nuclear Mars tank arrives at launch site

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Really?

Does Curiousity have a crowbar arm on it?

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Virgin Media blames Activision for Call of Duty lag problems

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+1 more unhappy VM customer

The router they supplied for my connection is a clapped out D-Link that drops connections like a whore drops her knickers. On the rare occasions where I'm not getting disconnected, I enjoy regular lag spikes and a lot of rage from my teammates as my connection costs us yet another victory.

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Accused SOCA attacker reportedly 'keen' to help cops

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I have a dream

I dream that one day, people accused of technical crimes such as these will be tried by a panel of technical experts, rather than Joe Plebb off the street who classes anything beyond the power switch as "computer hacking".

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Child of Eden

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It's been a good few years for Indie work

World of Goo, Plants vs Zombies, Braid, Limbo, The Void - it's really good to see some originality creeping back into games, rather than more generic Halo knock-offs.

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Flying Keymouse II takes to the air

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WTF?

WTF?

This is the result of freakish UI device incest.

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Apple dealers hit with Lion bar

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Apple dealers hit with Lion bar

Resellers complain about being covered in chocolate and wafer pieces.

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The KILLER MUTANT FUNGUS in YOUR DISHWASHER

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So in real life

Mushroom eats Mario?

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Elite UK police agency website downed by Lulzsec

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Um.

"Sure, you will mostly disagree, but you have to applaude anyone who poke an angry bear with a big stick."

I could also stick my cock into a mains outlet* but that still wouldn't stop it being a really dumb move.

*With a suitable adaptor from PC World ofc.

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Back when I were a nipper....

We 'ad to use social engineerin', brute forcin' and all sorts of TCP/IP jiggery-pokery when we were 'acking, unlike these new-fangled kids with their botnets and DDosin'.

Now get the hell off my server.

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US air passenger cuffed over low-flying pants

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True

But as theories go, it's not a bad one plus I'm pretty sure it would have the desired effect, assuming the low-trousered yoof puts down his bottle of White Lightning long enough to listen to you.

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Sony preps refreshed PS3 and talks down PS4

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Title

"What we’ve seen from the competition is trying to add features that already exist in PlayStation 3. "

Except for security. Who in their right mind would want to hack a PS3?

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SpaceX goes to court as US rocket wars begin

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Agreed

At least SpaceX seem to be taking an active interest in the development of their tech, whereas Lockheed and Boeing seem to be doing it purely for the government $$.

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Kindle Store awash with auto-generated crap 'books'

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Perhaps not as serious a problem as first thought

When I look for titles on my Kindle, I'm usually looking for big names or well known books (currently working my way through Game of Thrones). The search function removes a lot of the chaff but the main one is Amazon's sales ranking system. When people do a search for "Song of Fire and Ice" for example, the first one that comes up is the main book because that's what people want to buy.

So while Hubert J. Copypasta's seminal work "Singing a jaunty song of fire and ice" can be uploaded to the kindle store, it's very very unlikely to knock George R Martin's book off the number 1 search spot.

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DARPA issues call for notions on Starship-for-2111 plan

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Good thinking Mike

Perhaps El Reg can adopt the Deep -fried Mars Bar (DMB) as the official unit of energy?

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