1514 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
It's got to be better than that soft drink they pushed out - "Mountain View".
One infamous snack
....that springs to mind are deep-fried Mars Bars. An almost mythical delicacy in my neck of the woods but I've never forgotten the taste after all these years. I've no idea what would make a good deathmatch rival though...
Sony Ericsson used to make big strides in phone development - they introduced one of the first phones with a colour screen (the T68 & T68i), even going as far as to make one of the first MP3 attachments and camera attachment as well.
In the smartphone sector, there was always strong rivalry between UIQ phones such as the P800, P900, etc and the Communicator range but as @Red Bren pointed out, the P990i was starting to lose ground against its better functioning competitors.
I also recall the series of Palm based PDAs that Sony produced many, many years ago. Again, there were some really solid designs (my T37 lasted a very long) and they seemed very determined to bring out new ideas (including the first PDA with an OLED screen - released in Japan only).
If Sony can recapture these glory days and use this acquisition to bring greater diversity to the phone market (rather than just flat touchscreen slab, no buttons, kkthanxbai) then it could really rejunvinate their presence in the phone market. If, on the other hand, they are merely doing this for IP and patents, with a view to ditching Ericssons engineers, then what happened with HP & WebOS will seem like a rousing success story by comparison.
More to the point
If God hates the world and its people (ok, the second one I can kinda sympathise with), He really has no-one to blame but Himself.
When I first heard about this, I thought it was some hoax. Kinda stunned at the moment. So long Stevie and thanks for all the Macs.
Ahhh, just what I needed.
A nice big bag of popcorn and an article like this.
You degenerate monsters!
How can you be so thoughtless? By refusing to ban such filth as Kirby's Dream Land or Nintendogs, you are merely encouraging the next generation of brutal psychopaths! I cannot supervise my child due to regular PTA meetings, my high profile business career and my Daily Mail column, so I often have to leave him with his Xbox and a copy of Tiger Woods Pro Putting Simulator. The thought that he could be playing something as foul and evil as Little Big Planet makes me sick to my stomach.
Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!
As I said in another thread
At these prices, it will screw over quite a lot of the competition so although in the short term they may make a small loss, they'll claim a large section of the tablet market from their rivals. After all, the savings they make can be used to buy ebooks and programs from Amazons TotallyNotAnAppStore.
I can see it now.....
<The scene: Two figures are fleeing from the towering HQ of an evil conglomerate. Several machine-gun carrying are chasing them>
"James, they're chasing us! How are we going to get away?"
"Don't worry, my dear. I'll use my iPad to plot an escape route in Maps that will take us to the nearest bus stop."
"WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT!"
"Hang on! I can use my trusty iPad as a bulletproof shie-"
What's wrong with the name?
Playbook is a perfectly sensible name for an enterprise business sector that prides itself on a slightly macho image:
"Ok, I need to make some notes on this meeting, I'll get out my iPad 2."
"I'll use my Galaxy Tab."
"......I'll get my Playbook."
To the kitchen scales!
It's come around to bite them in their muscley well-toned ass.
Never mind the proxy
Those price points are *really* going to fuck over the Android tablet market.
Trademarking "normal sex"
The potential profit in this idea is astronomical.
"Engage in BDSM or be sued."
In other news
Apple reports absolutely no overheating problems with new iPhone 5 battery, nuh-uh.
And even now
Reg hacks are patiently waiting for the first malfunctioning Kindle 2 battery, just for the headlines.
This should shut up people that a) whine about the lack of scientific benefits from space exploration and b) whine about the lack of an IT angle in said articles.
Mankind spent ages searching for the Elixir of Life, only to find it was in the pub all along.
What we need to do is develop a national IT program for the police force to sit proudly alongside our NHS one.
I for one....
....welcome our cane toad devouring overlords and whatever we introduce to then get rid of them.
Did that description actually make sense to anyone?
"No, no, we're not saying that at all."
"But we're certainly thinking it loudly."
It was clearly Apple that invented them.
How does the defence plead...
"to the petty theft of Britains entire telephone network?"
"Not guilty, yer honnor, the vulture made me do it."
Ambivalent about this
I can't say I'm completely in favour of fossil fuels, what with potential greenhouse/climate stuff and it's limited duration. An *efficient* and *effective* renewable source would be my preferred choice, along with the elimination of world hunger, death sentence for all politicians and an Android phone that has regular updates.
That said, gas is one of the less damaging fossil fuels, there's a heck of a lot of it just waiting to be used and the spare change sure as heck could come in handy at the moment.
This is a flame?!
Where's the bad spelling? Where's the prolific use of impolite adjectives? Where are the foul insinuations about the author's parentage and behaviour of his mother.
0/10 fuking terible, must try harder, noob.
An error in the article
I noticed on 9 separate occasions that a trademark wasn't correctly identified as such.
So it looks like whatever ship is built for the task needs some way to generate even a minimal amount of gravity-like force.
....suggests a highly likely outcome that you are correct.
Meanwhile the geometrists are telling the government to get bent, the fluid dynamanic analysists are watching their funding dry up and the astronomers are beseeching the heavens for answers.
Someone needs to tell HP that "cutting edge" tech doesn't actually involve an axe.
This is a perfect example of why gamers are awesome.
As opposed to people nearby who were crapping themselves.
"We do, however, expect a rash of stories with headlines like “Teen dies after 48-hour non-stop gaming session” some time soon."
I'd probably die after a 48-hour *cough*gaming session*cough* as well, not to mention the wrist cramps.....
"Pics or it didn't happen"
I bet Lester does have piccies but he's just trying to wriggle out of it.
I've just had a brilliant idea!
Why don't all the electronics giant patent absolutely everything, then we we can halt the progress of human development completely. In a few decades, civilisation will be reduced to a crumbling wasteland, populated by a strange, rodent-like scavenger that kills things by spraying them with sheets of paper secreted from a bodily orifice.
Oh, oh God....
It's all making sense now. Put me down for a pre-order of the HP Glados xd666c, with a side order of the Wheatley OS/2 Warp module.
Cue moral outrage in T minus 5
It's a good advancement but my concern would be the residual plastic left in the blood stream after an artifical cell breaks down. Until the process can use fully organic and swiftly biodegradable plastics, I wouldn't feel happy about it being used in a transfusion.
However, if we're going to start speculating, this plastic blood could be used in things like replacement limbs, if you had some sort of membrane that could transfer oxygen from blood cells in the central body to the limb.
Another use could be the development of organic computers as a potential power source of some description, although the complexities of it would be way beyond my understanding.
"Science - it WORKS, bitches!" - XKCD
*create an email address ID09141@yahoo.co.uk and watch Ring for tips*
I prefer the intimidatory feeling of the old BSOD. If I were making the changes, I'd make sure even more technical stuff filled the screen, possibly with an alarm sounding as well and a descending countdown timer.
But then, I really hate playing tech support for colleagues.
So just to clarify
Did they probe Scartlett Johansson as well?
....that this is why the El Reg hacks don't have bio pages, because it would just turn into an endless war to see who could write the most inflammatory and snarky page.
Would make for great entertainment though.....
Yeah, I heard about this from another forum. It's fucking disgraceful that one of the most iconic characters of film history hasn't been rewarded for his efforts.
Is this a good review?
Unofrtunately, while the reviewer is not a Star Wars obsessive, a lot of the people that are going to be interested in the boxset *are* and what the review misses is that a lot of key scenes have been altered.
The one that has turned into an internet meme is the fact that now Vader pointlessly shouts "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" before tossing Emperor Palaptine down the well, the unnecessary scene in A New Hope featuring an appalling CGI Jabba confronting Han in Mos Eisley, the removal of the "yub-nub" song from Return of the Jedi, placing Hayden Christainsen in the line up at the end of Return of the Jedi, the whole "Han shot first" thing.....the list goes on.
"I have altered the Original Trilogy. Pray I don't alter it any further." - George Lucas.
I wouldn't describe HP's foray into the ring as being the equivalent of "cannon fodder".
A more suitable metaphor might be a kamikazi pilot. The flight starts out normally enough, before taking a sharp nosedive with a gibbering madman at the helm before exploding in a spectacular fireball. The damage is fairly minimal and short lived, leaving you with bits of wreckage scattered all over the flight deck.
Inclined to agree
It does look extremely ugly but it might improve the ergonomics of the d-pad. I find it uncomfortable to use it for too long on my 3DS but fortunately the left stick is still accurate enough for platforming shennanigans like Castlevania.
Someone call Eli Roth
The scene - A poorly lit bedroom late at night. A frightened child is being tucked into bed by someone who looks far too young to be the child's mother but hey, that's hollywood casting for you.
Child: Mummy, I'm scared. Another kid went missing at school today. Are the monsters getting them?
Mummy: Don't be scared, there's no such thing as monsters.
Child: Ok mummy. Thank you for plugging in my nightlight.
Mummy: (raising a curious plastic object with a plug)....I haven't plugged it in yet....
Mummy and daughter look at each other.
I can't help but feel
...that one careful push would have been more of a lesson, depending on the position of the hedgehog.
AcneApp: Homeopathic Version
Instead of a whole screen of flashing colour, you now have a single pixel.
I never get to fondle anything nice.
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