1520 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
The consoles themselves aren't too hard to find but the games themselves, that's serious money, especially if it's still boxed.
The Foxconn School of Management
"Our customers are leaving us because of the way we treat our employees!"
"They've never had a problem with us giving them low wages and long hours before, why do they care now?"
"It doesn't matter! Unless we can find a way to bring them back to us, we're doomed!"
"Well, we could always try lowering our prices..."
"But where could we make the savings necessary to do that?"
"I know - we can 'recalculate' employee salaries and 'revise' their working hours....."
"I like the way you think."
Preventing Real Online Threats as opposed to fake ones?
You missed a golden opportunity El Reg
If there was a product worth mocking at CES this year, it had to be Razer's Project Fiona with it's deadly serious trailer video - those who have seen it will know what I mean.
For those that haven't, Project Fiona is Razer's attempt at "mobile PC gaming", which in this case consists of a tablet with two Wii-mote lookalikes strapped to its sides. The net result looks hideously unergonomic, in addition to just being hideous.
Nice try Razer but I think I'll stick with my own method of "mobile PC gaming". It's called a laptop. Perhaps you've heard of them.
We are Apple
We don't have our cases dismissed.
I'd have to agree....
"Utterly Useful Mobile App of the Year" - Siri-ously?
If we want to make these things super extra secure.....
We could have BeOS as an operating system!
I'm not a mechanical person, so I don't know how it all works but what's preventing your Wifi from getting a hell of a lot of lag every time someone walks by making a big download on their phone? Especially if you live next to a main road or similar.
Each of those 200,000 odd patents they approved represents a unique and genius idea that could only be thought up by some of the most brilliant minds. Like rounded corners and the idea that a tablet should have a screen on it.
God forbid if it had a multiloading system
Fuck you, New Zealand Story. Seriously.
Whining about 2 minutes?
Back when I were a nipper, games took anywhere between 5-10 minutes to load from a cassette, complete with horrible screeching noises. Even then, we counted ourselves lucky if we didn't get a Read Error B at the end of it.
Goddamn punk kids, spoiled rotten these days....
Out there, in the vastness of the cosmos, there could be completely new and exciting forms of patent trolling and fanboi flame wars.....
Was it just me...or did anyone else have flashbacks of another doomed enterprise caled OS2?
Because what patients *really* need is to see every little thing a doctor has written about their condition, then obsess over the tiniest details. For example, a hearing test shows a slight dip of 20dB at point. The experienced technician knows to write this off as insignificant, the patient on the other hand will trawl through wikipedia and a dozen other internet sites and convince themselves they have Imploding Ear Sydrome.
I agree that a close eye needs to be kept on doctors and other medical professionals, and I say this as one. However, that eye needs to be one that knows what it's looking at.
I never knew that Commodore made a foray into the console market. I know that Amstrad did with the CPC464+ and 6128+ (I even have one of the old GX4000 consoles floating around at home somewhere!). Needless to say, the GX tanked horribly (although the Pluses had a minor modicum of success) - it's just nice to know that COMMODORE USING SCUM (sorry) also made the same mistakes.
Wow, you've destroyed all my doubts Nokia!
I was concerned that when Win Phone made it's grand appearence at Nokia, they would lose innovative and diverse range of design ideas that they had back in the days of Series 60. The Lumia 900 has assuaged my fears by being a completely new and bold reinvention of the phenomenally successful Lumia 800, rather than just being a carbon copy with all the charm and flair of a lump of granite.
If I was going to pick a phone that would probably have a high upload/download, I'd have gone with the Xperia Play. Most of the games for it are in the x00 mB range.
Nnnngh....too many jokes.....X_x
He's really in the shitter now.
He's given himself training for his time inside.
'Twas a really crap attempt at shoplifting....
I remember Sendo fondly
Back in the days when they made the Series 60 Sendo X, it was a really handy candybar smartphone. I even managed to get they keyboard for it and very briefly, my hands on the Sendo X2. A real shame they disappeared into the gurgler.
"The suggestion that Nokia will sell off their crown jewels to Redmond has been rebuffed before, and even had an impact on the markets last year, but despite the Finns repeated denials, the rumour simply won't go away."
Why does Microsoft need to buy their crown jewels when they have them by the family jewels instead?
Reviewer is not really very bright, is she...
Call this a shot in the dark but perhaps the reason there are no pet classes is because *EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER* is effectively a pet class. Let's see what a pet class would be like:
* A main character providing the majority of the role be it tank, support, damage, etc - check.
* An AI controlled companion of some sort - check
* ....who can be controlled by a series of mode settings - check
* ....with a range of activatable abilities that can be set on automatic - check
The reason you don't have a "pet class", as you put it, is because trying to manage 2 separate AI controlled characters simultaneously would be a nightmare, in addition to being grossly overpowered in PVP.
Book of Falkvinge, Chapter 3, Verse 10
"And thou shalt spread thy seed and receive a bounty and the many hands of the law shall grant it unto him."
"rather than risk exposure to the deadly interwebs"
This is spoken by someone that's never had the misfortune to go to /b/ or the SA forums.
I wonder how well Amazon will take the news that their Android powered baby is going to be competing head to head with the Googleslab.
It's unlikely that they would ditch Android as an OS for the Kindle Fire 2 but in fantasy land, it could provide a window for WebOS to make a reappearence.
Now there's a blast from the past - the Knight series were, in a very roundabout way, an early precusor of the point and click genre.
And the correct answer is
A game called FlySpy.
Very, very confusing, especially the part when you're flying around in someone's brain. Had a very good soundtrack though.
Of course he doesn't need to
He barely gave any credit to David Prowse, the guy who acted as Vader, so what chance does a lowly choreographer have?
It is really sad that I only knew about him and all the great works he did after he died.
I still have my one
It was a very impressive bit of kit for its time, although the projection needed to be clearer and the keypresses needed to be a little more distinct.
If it were integrated into a phone, it would work well. From my perspective, having to lug around yet another bloody mains charger, the hassle with finding drivers and syncing the thing caused it to gather dust rather quickly.
For something called a Lumia, based on these sales I wouldn't be using one to keep grues at bay.
Well, won't this be fun...
For all those people that clicked "Like" on the website for the Pleasuremax "Leviathon" Personal Vibrator.....
.....the same Monty Mole from Auf Wiedersehn Monty, Monty on the Run and Impossimole?
Nuts to Doom, move over Rainbow Islands, throw thyself off a cliff, Lemmings...
All I want for Christmas is Santa's Xmas Caper.
Ooo, I know!
HP could buy them out, make a pretty decent tablet, price it at a ridiculously high price, whine when no-one buys it, shitcan the whole operation and look surprised when everyone buys it in the ensuing firesale!
This is fucking terrifying
I read a few American articles detailing what was going on in the chamber itself, with US Senators twittering gems like "I just want to hurry up and pass this thing so I can go home" and "lol, too technical for me but we'll pass it anyway".
And to echo what others have said above, if SOPA & PROTECT-IP go through, it's not just going to be Americans that screwed, it's going to be *everyone*.
This is only part of the issue
The other side of it is the amount of data games companies are collecting about us. There was a series of recent articles in PC Gamer, Escapist and others (but not el Reg, surprisingly) about EA's Origin system. The EULA specifies that they can collect information from your PC pretty much at will without prior notification If that gets hacked (and there's a pretty good chance it will, given that even Steam got hacked) a lot of info is going to wind up in the wrong hands.
Origin in particular is worrisome as the data collected is shared out to 3rd parties as well. So it's all very well if EA's servers are like Fort Knox but GameAdServersTrololol are the digital equivalent of a hooker's knickers.
I would say "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" but then I'd end up being repressed.
Can't wait for this new Asus slab!
Especially the bit where it changes into a robot and punches you for having an iPod.
A paltry £240 million?
Perhaps if we axe the rest of our employees, we might make a more healthy profit next year!
"the encyclopedia that anyone can edit"."
"Star Wars: The Old Republic flies onto UK shelves tomorrow, 15 December."
Actually, I'm pretty sure, according to the heavily marked calander in the kitchen, the pre-booked day off and endless adverts on every gaming site everywhere, that it's the 20th it's released.
Reminds me a little of The Void on PC - surreal first person adventure with lots of cryptic stuff going on.
Also, can we *please* see some decent Android games being reviewed in iGamer, although I appreciate the very name makes this request unlikely to be fulfilled.
Is buying the Blu-Ray a good idea for the hardcore Star Wars fan in your life?
What the hell does "insufficient facts" mean?
Fact 1 - The PS3 originally shipped with OtherOS active.
Fact 2 - Some people bought the PS3 with the intent of using the OtherOS.
Fact 3 - Sony removed the functionality of OtherOS with no recompense to the people in fact 2
Fact 4 - The people in Fact 2 were given the option of losing their ability to play new PS3 games or losing OtherOS.
How many goddamn facts do you need?!
Hmmm, dunno about this
While it looks pretty good, without good developer support, it's going to be in serious trouble. I bought a 3DS a couple of months back and there's hardly been any decent games for it and the few that do exist are horrifically overpriced, even via Amazon.
Was actually thinking about trading it in and picking up an Xperia Play.
Seemed to go on for a hell of a lot longer to me.
If it's the best selling video game of all time ever ZOMG, why is it none of my large group of Teemspeak associates will touch the thing with a 10ft pole?
Whether global warmining exists or not....
...that's a metric fuckton of ice.
People do not write things on Twitter. They type complete bollocks on Twitter, as long as it's under 140 chars.
"which is rated even more highly than the average Andrew Orlowski story on The Register"
Not exactly a glowing endorsement then.
- Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U
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- Updated iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!
- Stephen Pie iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? NO, it's the Most Exquisite THING. EVER
- Early result from Scots indyref vote? NAW, Jimmy - it's a SCAM