Re: Re: Zero gravity sex-suites?

Would there be a problem with....fluids?

Although the idea of zero-G breasts sounds pretty cool.

Bloody migrant planets

Coming over here, stealing all our sunshine. They should piss off back to the Orion Nebula where they came from, etc.

This is great news!

I didn't know you could get Syndicate on GoG! =D

As for this, it looks like it's going to be the prequel trilogy all over again. *rocks back and forward muttering "it never existed" over and over again*

Wait

Is 70 Grays the number of squirrels or the amount of radiation?

Skim reading ftl.

Accidents happen

It's quite understandable.

Someone accidentally went through the Apple library index, accidentally clicked on Whitney Houston, accidentally clicked on the set price field, accidentally deleted the old price, accidentally typed in a higher price and then accidentally clicked on the "Submit" button.

Clumsy people in the music industry.

Huh?

"The VC last week brought in former Dixons bigwig John Clare as chairman to help turn around operations"

Yes because Dixons is a roaring success right now isn't it.

Seriously

Is there any chance of a series of Friday afternoon articles detailing the various alternative methods of IT hardware disposal? Because if you are, I have an old Powerbook that needs taking around the back of the shed. Mind you, the aluminium casing might be a bit tough....

So basically

A "cappedtop"?

I intend to have myself cyrogenically frozen for 10 million years

...and if you're wrong, I'm going to travel back in time and punch you in the face.

I can totally see Ronnald Emerich directing this film

Probably a snappy title, i dunno "Tectonic" or something.

A CGI budget that comprises 99% of the film

A nice tag line like "When continents start getting frisky, pray that you're on top."

And maybe chuck in an annoying kid somewhere and a Feel-Good-Family-Message.

What?

You actually thought HP was a business instead of a money pit?

You might even say

...she's a little cold towards him, or possibly even frigid.

Nope, too easy

I was going to make a rather pertinant remark about heavy drilling being needed but decided it would be inappropriate.

Wait

Don't forget you need a Macbook Air and iPhone 4 to use that with!

(That's not a dig at the mindless drooling simpletons otherwise known as Apple fanbois, it's a dig at the mindless drooling simpletons that are our elected officials)

I daresay.....

New Jersey would be considerably improved by dumping it at the bottom of the Atlantic.

@Larry

Isn't it absolutely hilarious when someone loses their job and potentially wrecks their career when you make an anon troll post:? I tell you, my sides are absolutely splitting when he goes home to his family and tells them he's unemployed because someone on the internet put him in an impossible situation.

There is a time and place for trolling. A forum dedicated to medical needs where a comment could save someone's life is not it.

@DAM

It's a creature called a Cactuar.

Usually they're an absolute bugger to hit in melee and suicide for under-levelled characters because of the way they always do 1000 damage per hit. Also apparently edible according to some games in the series.

@Gordon

Agreed. I recently picked up a PSP from game for the sole purpose of playing Square's FF back catalogue - FF V with it's awesome job system, FF VI for it's amazing storyline, FF VII....

I think it was around 8 that the rot started to set in. There was an over-reliance on the summoned creatures (or Guardian Forces as the game called them) to do most of the work. This meant that the main characters themselves lost a lot of their attachment because aside from their Limit Breaks, they were pretty much just blank slates. It didn't help matters that Squall was an unlikeable asshole as well.

FF IX was a step back in the right direction, although the irritating character syndrome did rear its head from time to time. Cutscenes and summon scenes also increased again.

And then we had FF X. A beautifully rendered game with beautiful graphics but absolutely zero charm. Then X-2, XII, XIII.....in each one the game play and characterisation took a definite back seat to seeing how far they could push the graphics engine.

FF doesn't do it for me any more and I'm happy playing the SNES ones with crappy graphics and characters that I actually give a damn about.

I fail to see the problem

After all, this kind of cartoon marketing looks just great on my Playbook.

Have to agree

I actually have a 3DS and it's spent most of it's time gathering dust on the shelf because there's a dire lack of decent games for it. The ergonomics are not amazing either and if the rumours of a 3DSi are true with the dual stick function, then I really wasted my money. =/

I'll probably trade it in this weekend for something else.

We will not be seen as a government that endorse drug use!

Now shut up and eat your Prozac.

I'm sorry my English isn't good enough to understand the instructions given...

...but it's certainly good enough to understand what's being said in court about the case and what I read about the defendant on reliable news sources like Yahoo and The Sun.

....actually scratch that last bit.

Do not undermine his glorious efforts!

The General of the Israeli Hacking Core will drive the hated oppressors back, such as 42-year-old Mrs Smith* who defies our God-blessed state by posting a picture of her cat on Facebook. She will suffer the ultimate punishment and learn that Facebook is only for "our" sort of people.

* Yes, I know Smith probably isn't a Palastinian name. Shut up.

Likewise

When I was at secondary in the early 90s, other juvenille misanthropes were engaging in this, although the method involved hyper ventilating and use of a couple of pressure points on the skull.

GX4000

The consoles themselves aren't too hard to find but the games themselves, that's serious money, especially if it's still boxed.

The Foxconn School of Management

"Our customers are leaving us because of the way we treat our employees!"

"They've never had a problem with us giving them low wages and long hours before, why do they care now?"

"It doesn't matter! Unless we can find a way to bring them back to us, we're doomed!"

"Well, we could always try lowering our prices..."

"But where could we make the savings necessary to do that?"

"I know - we can 'recalculate' employee salaries and 'revise' their working hours....."

"I like the way you think."