68 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
Re: Suggested reply.
No it doesn't
glass [glas, glahs]
One has an r in, one doesn't....
I'll leave the rest to you
Re: @NumptyScrub - I genuinely do not understand...
tautology again within a week! lol....
The reg educating the masses ;)
Re: A year off work...
Once you hav that fella in your hand ... alien princesses will be kicking down your door adorned in nothing but a kinky metal bikini every single day* .......
*Actual eperiences may vary depending on your imagination.
Re: I will get one because....
You sad it yourself... "because its new and shiny"
Women love that kind of crap... well they tend to buy things themselves based on that....
Good look if you try that angle tho... and may the force be with you ;)
Re: Tom Baker is still alive ?
or time ... ;)
Re: "And yet how many are in schools being used by kids to learn how to code?"
Does this mean soon all our children will get an McE instead of O and A levels?...
Yet another worthless certificate from M$ ....
One you have kids those "days of rest" soon disappear .....
Re: Do you want an A-Team kill ratio?
I think he means "Commando like" kill ratios...
when I said I was going to kill you last.... i lied....
Re: top-spec PC
"Radeon 7000 series" .... me thinks they mean "Radeon HD 7000 series"
Not sure you can get a "Radeon 7000 series" with more than 128MB ram ... and 64 was the usual...
I replaced an iPhone 4s screen/digitiser for < £50 at around 18 months ago (6 months into an 18 month contract!) i would call that pretty shiny at the time and far better then a an £200 Apple repair cost (at the time!).
The phone has since then been traded in / upgraded for an iPhone 5 and accepted for £250 cash back...
Shop around and you can get a decent deal on spare parts.
Re: The point is
No, but you can replace the "battery" ... *sigh*
Re: The scopes aren't why I'm upgrading
If your running windows 7 then just install SUA... (SUbsystem for Unix Applications)
Gives you Korn shell, and although its not great it does allow you to shell script and is integrated into the OS pretty well (/dev/fs/C for instance for disk C: )
Its a poor mans Unix but its ok...
Re: A De-strossing Article!
Thats me ....
But then again, I can also use vi without any issues ....
Maybe I'm not the "loser" its just the after all...
Re: Only twats tweet
"a city" != "the city (of london)"
I live in "a city" and don't even get 4meg...
I just wish they would stop spouting thsi BS about "cities" having massive bb speeds...
The City probably does...
a couple of other big cities might...
The rest of us? dream on...
Re: That Eye Poking
no idea... but at least she was poking you in the eye....
kids today are too goddamn lazy to type out the whole acronym....
(I add added the F for ya because I felt you meant that ...)
SD, DD or HD?
Preferably to be left in desk draw... without any loss to the world as we know it!
You might not but some poor oggly moogs may well want to!
Re: "The battle between the government and telcos ..."
"That means either that the PM is delusional ..."
Well he is an MP after all...
No, you mean the iCrap (tm) shirly?
This is england.... what warm season ?
Re: MS TELLS TRUTH SHOCK
"IE sucks less power than rival browsers"
Could have just been written
and everyone would be happy...
Sheee-it i can't get more then 2.5 Mbps now - for $6 a month I'ld bite their arm off !!
Re: Wow, screw Google
.... and the speeding fines, and all the petrol I had to pay for it...
Meh - don't sell it, jsut sell something else and include it as a gift,,,
Beer because its friday, and i need beer goggles not google glasses!
Your so unconcerned about venting your spleen yet you hide behind the blanket of anonimity... if your so unconcerned about other peoples needs to "grow up" just post under your real name and see how long you last in your "senior position"
Re: No microSD AGAIN
So everyone thinks, but i can guarantee by the time your looking to upgrade your HTC One you will have some how managed to use up all that lovely space you had when you bought it....
Such us the law of "ever decreaing disk space" ..
Sounds great now but you what about in two years ?
Beer because its friday lunchtime!
Re: Prison Mainframe?
" ... IT training rooms in prisons are not the same as IT training rooms in normal companies."
Yes they are, and neither should allow access to ANY other network... (interwebs included!)
Mushroom cloud icon - the result of NOT doing the above!
Yeah, itas AGA only, ran like a dog on an unexpanded A1200, but was fine on an 030 with fast ram,
I still have my copy... alas I don't have the amiga to go withit anymore ;(
Re: 4 comments so far...
>> 3 of them discussing skirts/stockings/slips... just saying
>> Personally I can't wait for this sort of thing to drop...
Me neither ... but your not likely to see much skirts/stockings/slips droping on *this* web site ,,,
And for the Blockade Runner used to intercept the Death Star plans....
The trademark in question is a US Trademark in the area of games... Not Books/eBooks
GW are trying to assert the trademark in that area (ebooks)- which is really quite sad.
The Paper print version of the book is still (or was yesterday) available on amazon for sail.
Re: BBC lefites
Is that "reliable sources" such as the The Telegraph?
Re: installation disc?
If your talking about the Recovery CDs I needed to recently needed to Recover my old Acer Travelmate 2000, cunningly labeled as "Recovery Disk 1 of 2" and "Recovery Disk 2 of 2" ... which fell over when it asked me to insert the "Next" Recovery CD after restoring 90% from Disks 1 and 2 ....
Re: It's so retro, It'll be chic
> Remind me again which One was the Any Key?
Duh! Its the on next to the Other Key ...
He was just tryoing ot install his copy of Windows '45
Is it me or do all those 5 letter acronymns just llok like a Windows Licence key
HVPKD - FNFJW - DJHFP - CMPNW - KLDTS
Re: I think I cracked the code!
Too late ... Kelly's Heroes already liberated it for them...
Re: Jobs for the English!
Thats going to be one hell of a daily commute ..
I would've though WinKer(s) would fit the bill....
Re: Only choice
And I wonder how the Amazon Lens would respond to your search for an upgrade for your "Rampant Rabbit" ?
Re: Bode's Law
Once Bode's Law has been proven to be true I for one look forward to welcoming our Bodacious new overlords....
Java Programmer != Software Professional...
With the current education system seemingly designed to spew out "Java Programmers" at graduate level, finding people who can "code" these days is getting harder and harder.
Or its it more like a pair of co... ?
Logitech Business Strategy...
.. You know its wrong when they have to replace an entire IPod Dock / Speaker (£65) system because the remote (£5 tops) stopped working and its still within its 2 year warranty as they DONT have any spare/replacement remotes...
Thier customer service however is brilliant ;)
"If your still stuck on 97 you're really making your life a hell of a lot more difficult then it needs to be!"
And why exactly is that? I all he's using it for is simple wp tasks, like the odd letter and small documents and it does axactly what he wants? Surely upgrading will make " your life a hell of a lot more difficult then it needs to be" ..
SKY and LoveFilm both Stream.
Lovefilm is so so, but as a SKY Subscriber already I find the Streaming on the XBox/Laptop (Currently SkyPlayer Multiroom) is actually rather good. ANd from next month it will be £10 cheaper.
Well that saves me a tenner a month...
No doubt the gov. can think of a way of conning it out me some other way..
What a load of stupid cuts...
- Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?
- Review 'Mommy got me an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 for Xmas!' South Park: Stick of Truth
- The land of Milk and Sammy: Free music app touted by Samsung
- Privacy warriors lob sueball at Facebook buyout of WhatsApp