* Posts by jason 7

2548 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Reminder: iPhones commit suicide if you repair them on the cheap

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Re: Apple. Purveyors of stuff I never knew...

Yes, I was always under the impression having the same as everyone else was the exact opposite of cool.

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I mention a similar trend a while back...

...that finding real support for Apple devices is next to impossible.

What happens is the Apple store moves in and the local Apple Fix it guys with the real experience then lose 60% of their work. The other 40% is just too time consuming or slowly made impossible due to the all in one/fully soldered/restricted fixing practices. So they all quit and got jobs elsewhere. I know several people that bought Macs for their business and then had to go back to Windows machines because unless you've dropped it in the toilet or iTunes doesn't work that's all the support you can get from Apple.

Customer - "Hello I need help getting my Mac to work with such and such software/hardware for my business?"

Genius - "Oh that's not Apple software/hardware so we can't help you! Did you drop it in the toilet?"

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Who wants a quad-core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 … laptop?

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Re: Nice but...

What all one of them (probably from HP) and still with 4GB ram, 500GB 5400rpm HDD, 2.4Ghz wi-fi only, 1366x768 screen and all for the bargain price of £650.00!

You'd think someone was paying the OEM's to hamstring AMD. Not that AMD doesn't do a pretty good job of that themselves.

Speaking as an old die-hard AMD fan that finally lost their patience with them a few years ago.

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Re: Whilst it's not for me...

The old fashioned way which was take it all apart. The best you can usually do is the 3GHz dual core or the 2GHz Quad.

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Whilst it's not for me...

...at least it doesn't have a 70's disco floor keyboard and dragons/aliens etched all over it.

I have a mint Dell M6400 that I picked up for £80 a couple of years ago. Now running with a quad core CPU, 8GB of ram, backlit keyboard, 120GB SSD, 500GB HDD, Quadro GPU, USB3.0. Works quite well and the 17" 1920x1200 screen is a nice one. The 120w power supply is rather massive though. Gave it to the Gf as a back up machine for her desktop. Luggable is what I would call it.

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What's it like to work for a genius and Olympic archer who's mates with Richard Branson?

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I had a boss that...

...was a right pig and a bully. He was the Director of IT and thought he was the big 'I AM'.

I remember once he came in to talk to my boss about the current laptop choices and I was the only other one in the office.

He really started laying into my boss (who was a good bloke) about there not being any fancy ones for the Directors to pose with etc. and it was really embarrassing and unprofessional to tear into my boss in front of me.

I just snapped. I stood up, looked him dead in the eyes and said as calmly as I could muster "Look...it's just a bloody tool to get the job done! If you were a F1 driver we'd get you a Ferrari but to look at your email the Thinkpad will do just fine. We're workers not posers!"

My boss looked like he shat himself. The Director just looked dumbstruck and then started back-pedalling and apologising like crazy. He left the room. Boss didn't say anything but I said from behind my monitor "No one shits on my boss in front of me!". I got a good bonus that year.

As for the director, he was always overly chummy when he saw me after that. He got the sack a few months later for signing off contracts he shouldn't have.

I danced on my desk when I heard.

Since then I've challenged many a higher level Director etc. full on. As long as you are right and they are being an idiot they crumble every time. Bullies and bullshitters always do.

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Microsoft's malware mitigator refreshed, but even Redmond says it's no longer needed

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Re: Hang on MS...

Not you again! Keeping a donkeys year sold game running does not mean that everyone else should miss out on having a more secure machine.

If it breaks...fix it!

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Re: Hang on Jason...

I've been running EMET on max settings for over three years now. I have no old software that trips it.

Never been a fan of supporting legacy.

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I managed to move all my XP diehards over to Windows 8/8.1 no problem.

I just slapped Classic Start on and didn't tell them it was 8/8.1.

Them - "Ohhh this is a lovely machine, so glad I didn't get that Windows 8 nonsense! heheeee"

Me - "Yes...yes that's right!"

Most of the fuss was because they heard from a friend of a friend of a friend's window cleaner it wasn't that good apparently!

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Hang on MS...

We don't need EMET because its all in Windows 10 etc. ?

Why is it then if I check the DEP setting (one of the major ones of the set) in Windows 10/8.1/8/7/Vista/XP that it is only enabled for Internet Explorer by default? I have to manually set it to run for everything.

Sure it's all built in but it's all switched off by default. The reason being I'm pretty sure is that if they switched it all on (like you can do with EMET) that masses of old software and modern stuff that isn't coded to the proper standard would fail. Even modern versions of Chrome still trip up on it. You then either switch off the security or wait for the next release.

It would be good if the Reg could contact MS and ask why it's all switched off and how that helps?

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Google ninjas go public with security holes in Malwarebytes antivirus

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Yeah the Linux boot Live CDs are pretty good. Variable results with the half dozen I've tried plus they are really sloooooow. All part of the toolkit.

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Re: @jason 7 : Scanning it will not execute anything.

"As a professional, I can't really hand back a system in this state and say I've fixed the problem."

I wouldn't like to either but then you have the issue of having spent X hours and then having to tell the customer that spending x further hours rebuilding the machine from scratch (obviously some of you would also recommend a new HDD and replacing the BIOS chip too), losing the precious settings and copy of AutoCad/Office/Other software that you can't imagine they would normally have (that he cant quite find the license key for right now)...all for a £200 laptop or £80 worth or 2009 vintage desktop.

Which he said no to when he dropped in it that morning.

Ten years ago it was worth throwing some cash at fixing tech. But when you can buy a new Windows laptop for £200 it can be a hard job convincing them.

I understand where you guys are coming from but most people just don't want to know or pay for it.

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Re: @jason 7 : Scanning it will not execute anything.

Fine, the alternative is always PC World. Then they lose their PC, software and the data.

Or some guy that just slaps Malwarebytes on a the machine and says job done!

Remember these are people who won't pay even £200 to get all their business data back if their HDD fails. Let alone pay to have a machine with all the "irreplaceable software" and settings wiped and rebuilt for whatever it costs. This is what you are up against.

People are cheap bastards. You only get so much for £50.00.

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Re: @jason 7 : Scanning it will not execute anything.

Like I said, In the real world with real world small business and domestic customers, it doesn't work like that.

Sometimes the best solution just isn't workable.

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Re: Scanning it will not execute anything.

By all means if you have the time, staff and the money.

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Indeed herman. Wiping the HDD and starting again is the best (and sometimes quickest) way to deal with such things.

However...real world...customers...critical machine...no backups...licenses lost...complexity of existing build...how much willing to pay...etc.etc.

Please note I do not run a IT team in a corporation etc. I deal with customers that walk in off the street.

So no clone builds or structured processes. Oh I wish...

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You haven't done any regular AV removal clean ups have you? Never thought you might use a machine specifically set aside for scanning the infected HDD in a docker? Malware and virus use stealth techniques that AV and malware scans cant find if the software is active...on a running machine. You have to run the infected drive as though its a dumb data drive.

In my line of work you just lump the whole lot together AV/malwear scan...all the same thing. Saves time and the customer doesn't care. Just wants their machine back working. Which it wont be if you don't scan it using another machine. I guess you might be a bit worried now about those machines you thought were clean?

One AV/Malware tool does not clean them all off. Especially if you are using MWB! You have to use several. Finish off with some Combofix for good measure.

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I take it you guys are installing MWB on the actual infected machine?

Not a good way to do it. You wont have got it all in most cases.

Removes the HDD from the machine and scan it with another PC with at least three other AV products.

I still use another two products once I have put the HDD back in the machine to finally clean up and check. Only way short of wiping the HDD and starting again.

One product installed doesn't work.

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Hmm funny that. I do a lot of virus removal for customers and MWB is one of the tools I use. It's regularly the one tool that finds nothing. Even MSE finds more stuff than MWB. You can scan with MWB and it might find something and then if you scan the HDD with it again it might find another. Hang on....

Not very useful. I have dropped it several times from my cleaning process but it comes back when fans tell me "oh its a lot better now!" It never appears to be.

I think a case of marketing/fanboi love over effectiveness. YMMV however.

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Rooting your Android phone? Google’s rumbled you again

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Re: Rooting...isn't what it was.

Not a problem chap. These conversations often would be so much better served over a pint and a packet of pork scratchings down the pub!

Here however, its the mad scramble to get your point across that sometimes leaves a bit to be desired.

Get well soon!

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Re: Always a way around IT

XDA - Where folks go to turn their smartphones into full time Tamagotchi's, without the fun.

Life is too short.

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Re: Rooting...isn't what it was.

Thank you Dave126!

Basically just because you've always done something a certain way, doesn't mean you should continue doing it that way.

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Re: Rooting...isn't what it was.

Now I have no idea what you are on about here.

Due to your obvious budgetary constraints this situation doesn't even concern you.

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Re: No problem here

To be honest I've had a few smartphones in recently to setup and most of them have been pretty easy to clean up unrooted. Samsungs are a bit of a pain but with my LG G4 I was able to uninstall 90% of the LG stuff and disable the rest. Slap on a new launcher and icon pack to taste and away you go.

Not difficult.

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Re: Rooting...isn't what it was.

1. You do some homework and find the right phone for you for the £300+. A lot (not all) of people that root are the type that do not dwell too long with a particular phone. Nature of the beast. me? I stick with a phone for 3+ years.

2. The problem at hand is rooted phones not being able to use the pay network. The thing is, have the folks who religiously root, actually stopped to think recently that the practice they have been doing the past 5 years is still worth it? For quite a few...probably not worth it now.

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Rooting...isn't what it was.

I stopped bothering rooting my phones a couple of years ago. Never looked back. Rooting just gives you less and less as time goes on.

The phone software and hardware is pretty sorted now and all rooting seems to give you is a whole new set of headaches and the feeling of constantly nursing your phone.

It's just a phone dammit. You'll but another in 12-18 months time probably. Suck it up and just use it as intended. Life is too short.

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Samsung trolls Google, adds adblockers to phones

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Yeah it's what I've been using the past few months. Works really well and no extreme measures required.

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Lincolnshire council IT ransomware flingers asked for ... £350

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Re: Outsourced IT

This one makes it all the better -

http://www.lincolnshireecho.co.uk/New-boss-bids-save-jobs-pound-2m-Lincolnshire/story-12896445-detail/story.html

£85,000 a year back in 2011 so probably £90,000 a year now to look after 'com-puters'.

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As earlier comments...

I read that on the BBC a couple of days ago and I laughed so hard some wee nearly came out.

Amazing to see some lazy IT manager trying to divert the blame as though it was an alien invasion or something. I bet the backside covering and buck passing has been legendary over there the past few days.

Seen a lot of people hit by this over the past 2-3 years. The main problem I can see is companies or groups using exchange servers with little or no email malware scanning. Push your email through the likes of Gmail etc.and it takes care of all that.

I've been using FoolishIT's Cryptoprevent for some time now. Even the free default version can limit the damage if its kept up to date occasionally.

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Why a detachable cabin probably won’t save your life in a plane crash

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Re: And now.....

"jet fuels are kerosenes, not high octane fuel"

I think the point is that they both burn like a bitch if you happen to be inside the fireball.

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Re: If weight is such an issue...

Well then just apply a total weight allowance for passenger AND luggage. When you check in you stand on the plate with your bags. Over the weight allowance you stump up. If you come well under then you can get a discount.

It's going to happen one day.

Airlines will also then get fairly accurate info on how much weight they are carrying per flight. I would have thought that would be useful info to have.

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Re: If weight is such an issue...

Or is it just 'big boned'?

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Re: And now.....

Yeah its not so much the crash that scares me as the high octane fuel exploding around me 2 seconds later.

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If weight is such an issue...

...then why don't the airlines start charging extra per pound/kilo in weight for the obese?

Anyone weighing over say 200lbs has to pay extra per every 5lbs they are over that limit. Some of these people carry more round their waist than my checked luggage for free!

Also a safety issue.

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'Printer Ready'. Er… you actually want to print? What, right now?

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I must admit...

...I write down all my business costs in a book. The ones for the business just get an asterix scribbled to the side of them so I know how to split them from the customer costs. Makes my Gf despair (she pays for an account for some reason). I then just add the figures up in December. Doesn't take long.

Just never got into using an Excel spreadsheet.

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Old jet bits, Vader's motorbike gear, sonic oddness: Hats off to Star Wars' creative heroes

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Re: Bad acting

I think the acting was flat in the prequels due to the conditions they had to act in. I guess as an actor it's hard to get enthused when you are standing day after day in a green hanger, jumping on and off green blocks while a fat guy in a beard sips a latte 20 feet away. Flat surrounds means flat acting.

That's why Abrams wanted to go back to proper sets where possible so it invigorated the actors.

I also suspect the whole green screen thing put Denis Lawson off returning as Wedge as I bet he had many chats about the process with his nephew. I reckon he might have regretted that now but he wasn't to know when he made the decision.

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Back to the Future's DeLorean is coming back to the future

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Re: A couple points ...

Ohh don't mention octane ratings to Americans. They are soon to point out that (as per usual, yawn) their octane ratings are just different to the rest of the world and are in fact superior.

That's just the way it goes. Sorry.

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Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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Re: And the BBFC didn't care one way or another

I bet they stuck it on x4 with the sound on.

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Five technologies you shouldn't bother looking out for in 2016

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Re: Sex and violence

You still have your field of vision with a webcam.

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Re: Sex and violence

Wrong.

Why? You wont notice when your mum or wife walks into the room while you lay writhing with your phone stuck to your head and also numerous Kleenex.

"Cup of tea dear? ...Ohhhh your Father will be disappointed...and look at all that distemper on the sofa!"

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I call myself a 'Digital Lifestyle Rejuvenator'.

Yeah I fix laptops and get your wedding/baby/selfie photos back.

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Yeah 3G was supposed to be the data tech to save us all and wasn't.

4G was then the data tech to save us all and wasn't.

Forgive me if I pay little heed or excitement to the obvious future 5G revolution.

The word 'Monorail' springs to mind for some reason.

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I think some of you are just struggling with the 'comedy subtext' that 4G isn't all its cracked up to be.

That's the point he is trying to make.

You don't have to take everything he writes as 100% true/accurate/gospel.

Strewth....Aspergers is a bitch.

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Please not VR...again...

VR is the tech equivalent of 3D cinema. It gets dusted off every 20 years when ideas run out and a quick blip on the financials is needed.

I guess we'll see it come around again in 2035. And yes, you'll still look a dick using it.

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Eighteen year old server trumped by functional 486 fleet!

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Re: Just for reference on time/prices...

The joy of RoHs!

Reduce the lead...increase the landfill!

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Just for reference on time/prices...

..From the December 1995 issue of Net User magazine (Times New Roman and grey were the new black)

4x CD Rom - £117.00

Pentium 133 - £507.00

US Robotics 28K modem - £193.00

17" OEM monitor - 570.00

WD 1.2GB HDD - £266.00

32MB RAM - £821.00!

Diamond Stealth 4MB Video card - £350.00

4x SCSI CD-R - £1864.00

All 1995 prices + VAT at 17.5%.

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Amazing how people mess up the time frame and specs.

I keep an early copy of NetUser from 1995 with the adverts for PC parts in to remind me.

Staggeringly pricey!

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AMD accuses Intel of VW-like results fudging

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@ad47uk Hey I hear you. Old kit is not to be thrown on the scrap heap. I'm running a 2007 spec dual Xeon system and that runs a WPrime 210 benchmark in 6.7 seconds.

The only chip I've had through my hands recently to gain any great difference is the £850 8/16 core Intel i7 5960X that does it in 4 seconds.

You can pick up the Xeons I have for about £30 each on Ebay. AMD or Intel? Doesnt really matter in most cases. The software just isn't there to tax the kit in most cases.

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Adblock Plus blocked from attending ad industry talkfest

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Re: Malvertising

Yeah I have hardcoded the FamilyDNS settings into some routers to spoil the 'fun' for a few that should be working instead.

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As I've said before...

...if you have good content and a good community they will pay.

I use a few sites that every year have a fund-raiser week where they ask for contributions to help pay for the site to keep it ad free.

I'm more than happy to chip in $10 a year for the pleasure and I'm sure that more revenue in a year from me than ads would garner.

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