I can't code.
There I've said it. I've been around computers for 33 years of my 43 years on the planet. I can pull them apart and put them back together with my eyes closed, teach total novices to use them but coding...nope.
I just don't get it. I've tried but it just doesn't go in. The logic of it all I cannot see.
I remember being sent on a Lotus Script course many years ago (why? I don't know, I did argue it was a waste of time) and sat there as the tutor asked everyone to tell their coding experience. Person after person reeled off C++, cobol, pascal, Java blah blah blah. Every language you could think of.
Then it came to my turn.
"Erm...BBC B basic, computer studies O level 1987!"
I could physically feel the eye rolling and teeth sucking going around the room.
It got even worse when I asked a few minutes later -
"Erm excuse me...what does concatenation mean?"
So I just sat there for two days after I got totally lost 20 minutes into the course. Nice visit to Cirencester though so not all was lost.