* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test

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Thats one in the eye for design

NToilet paper.

Lochs, rifle stocks and two EPIC sea gates: Thomas Telford's Highland waterway

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Re: One small suggestion - dont use the road!

The journey should be taken entirely by boat which can be slept on after using the right to roam and breaking records in local drinking and dining establishments, Anyone who drives up the Great Glen is missing out on a huge amount of fun,

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One small suggestion

In between Loch Lochy Lochyface and Loch Oich Get Orf my Land one needs a distillery and or brewery to break the monotony of gobsmacking countryside hidden by various forms of water.

Mediaeval Yorkshirefolk mutilated, burned t'dead to prevent reanimation

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Re: The 11th Century?

The Harrying of the North did happen. The Doomesday book does record a lot of Yorkshire as 'waste'. Wharram Percy has land but no mention of households.

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The 11th Century?

Would that be when WIlliam The Conqueror treated Yorkshire with the respect it deserved and wiped it pretty much clean?

Y'know CSS was to kill off HTML table layout? Well, second time's a charm: Meet CSS Grid

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Re: Finally!

And no-one ever has written shit CSS? Its not the tools its the tossers that are let loose with them. I'd put money on CSS grid falling foul to exactly the same problems as <table> did. Designers (I want) and logic (I can) do not fit on the screen together.

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Re: Finally!

Tables have never been a problem. If you think tables are a problem I'd write to your primary school and demand the teddy bear gets some more IT teacher training.

PC survived lightning strike thanks to a good kicking

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A lightening breaks

Used to work on a GEC 4000 and it could detect lightening at 30 miles and protectively switch itself off. During storms these days my fingers still tap out the cassette tape boot code!

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

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Re: Being on a placement myself...

I welcomed many new graduates over my career. I may have even belittled many of them. What used to grind my gears was the fact they thought they were good and yet couldn't do basic programming and engineering things - I found one guy with a first sweating his tits off over a relatively simple problem but he didnt know how to run the remote debugger on it to see that a variable was not what he thought it was. He had a first class honours degree for fucks sake and couldn't run a debugger!

You should be clear on one thing - the three years you do at uni are to prepare you for the 15 year or so apprenticeship you are about to embark on if you want to be a proper programmer. I know its frustrating but you have to understand you will do more damage than you are worth for quite a few years - but only because those mentoring you wont have enough time to do their own job properly let alone assisting manoeuvring your round peg into the square hole HR made for you against our recommendations.

New plastic banknote plans now upsetting environmental campaigners

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Never handle a £5 note

without eating a bacon buttie first.

Hertfordshire primary school girls prepare for World Robotics Champs

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Re: Worrying thought

and any technology will be taken from them at the airport!

Microsoft wants screaming Windows fans, not just users

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Re: Never had an issue...

I have a couple of holiday cottages where we provide internet for the guests. I can tell when guests with W10 laptops have arrived - my youngest appears from her cave and complains the internet is broken.

Robots are killing jobs after all, apparently: One droid equals 5.6 workers

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Re: jobs aren't entitlements

Sales aren't entitlements. For a start your market has to have some money to buy your shit. If everyone is out of work then you will have to start paying your robots to buy your shit.

And then you might have to pay some taxes so you have roads to deliver your shit on.

Douglas Coupland: The average IQ is now 103 and the present is melting into the future

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Re: Thought it was 120....

75 is all that is required to get a 1st at PPE. We need a measure of over-self confidence (is that the inverse of the imposter effect) and it needs to be connected something in the low ohms but high KV range.

Boffins name 12 new types of cloud in first Cloud Atlas since 1986

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re:Is an undular bore the cloud expert you're at next to at a dinner party?

I've found horizontal rolling has rescued many a dinner party and in more ways than one!

King Battistelli's swish penthouse office the Euro Patent Office doesn't want you to see

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Re: How much for some trunking...

I would imagine that would be a management 'afterthought'. Having stamped foot and demanded this be done now with no arguments it turns out there is no way of burying the cables or finding matching trunking,

'Sorry, I've forgotten my decryption password' is contempt of court, pal – US appeal judges

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Re: To be honest...

I've a couple of bank accounts I cant access online as they ask questions the answer is easy to discover and I cant remember the shit I used instead. I've probably got encrypted files on old disks that are there from playing with encryption algorithms as part of one of my jobs. I'd bet there are files generated by storing data to disk in proprietary and or experimental formats. I've got half a dozen disks from Raspberry Pi's that are corrupted with god knows what because I'd been running them of a large battery that hovered around the failure voltage for a noticeable period of time.

Basically I've probably got several Gig of innocent noise* that cannot be distinguished from an encrypted file which I could be locked up for. Fucking stupid law.

*I've also got white noise files (and pink and others) some of which are useful but some out of bloody mindedness.

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With your spare ram memory on the computer you need to keep it randomised

to ensure that you dont leak. I'm keeping all the spare space on my harddrives in a similar state. The trouble is its actually impossible to know whether that is cleverly encrypted data or just white noise.

I keep white noise files as well just to be annoying.

McDonald's India's delivery app was a golden honeypot

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Re: Over 100 gazillion requestburgers served

That would be a first for them!

Effort to fire Euro Patent Office president beaten back – again

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Re: Sleeping with the Battistelli

Cant they quit? Its not like there are lots of Patents offices in the city. Even if they could get other jobs with the hope of returning there would be serious interruptions and changes to T&C and pensions. I'm guessing Battistelli can walk away with the ball as far as the staff are concerned. The 'management' probably think this is a good time to ask for a pay rise due to 'difficult times'.

The priest, the coder, the Bitcoin drug deals – and today's guilty verdicts

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Re: Amusing

"Some of the commenters here seem to feel that any thing organized is designed to rip them off"

no but I'm betting someone somewhere will work out a way to rip people of using that organisation.

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Re: That's funny, isn't this the same as how the stock market works?

"If you can find evidence" I'd suggest the pensions shortfalls until recently might count as evidence.

GCHQ dismisses Trump wiretap rumours as tosh

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RE:Now imagine if you woke up from a 2 year coma and asked who's the precitent

I'd drive into a wall to induce another.

UK.gov gears up for IR35 private sector crackdown – say industry folk

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Re: More tax revenue?

The government it just setting things up so after brexit anything will look like an improvement.

Why is the Sinclair ZX Spectrum Vega+ project so delayed?

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Just ran a web based Spectrum emulator on my RaspberryPi zero and it seemed to work OK.

Can I have 1/2 million to add some tacky plastic buttons and a £50 touch screen?

Can you ethically suggest a woman pursue a career in tech?

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Re: rofl

So women will be better coding as the men will be breaking the keyboards.

Blast from the past: Mass birth of early supermassive black holes explained at last

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Re: Yeah no

Looks like the MRA have just proved they suck harder than gravity.

Today's WWW is built on pillars of sand: Buggy, exploitable JavaScript libs are everywhere

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Re: implementing all your security and business logic in the back-end

So easy to implement - aargh managers!

This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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RE We do have the tech, though. All our subs are nuclear.

I thought they were all in being repaired.

Thousands of NHS staff details nicked amid IT contractor server hack

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Contractor looses data - not NHS directly

Its that privatisation thingy that's causing the problem.

Germany to roll out €100bn gigabit internet network

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Re: The €100bn project

£2400? For a gigabit in and out to my house? I reckon I could make that pay for itself in a couple of months. Someone in a similar situation to me got quoted £15000 for 70Mb not long ago IIRC.

Force employees to take DNA tests for bosses? We've got a new law to make that happen, beam House Republicans

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I always thought insurance was sharing risk and making a profit

you provide a service by managing the maths behind the risk,

With DNA testing you take away a lot of the risk so you are no longer providing a service - you are taking money under false pretences.

'Password rules are bullsh*t!' Stackoverflow Jeff's rage overflows

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RE:2FA? I still can't stop people from using their kids birthdays...

I've got a bank account that offers you one of a series of questions as your 2nd factor and all are easy to find the answers to. I can never remember what bollocks I made up instead.

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Re: Why does anybody treat passwords as ASCII FFS

You've obviously never got involved in internationalisation! You could set a password that could only be typed in by that keyboard you used in Outer-Mongolia while on business!

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Re: 2nd factor strong!

I put in a random number for phone - largely because I dont trust them with my number but more realistically I hardly ever have my phone with me as there is no coverage here - despite EE telling me I can have 4G wifi modem.

Most of my passwords are so strong I can never get them right anyway.

Favored Swift hits the charts: Now in top 10 programming languages

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Those who do not understand existing computer languages

are condemned to endlessly invent new ones.

I've only been doing this shit for 42 years now and while it might be nice to have a language that has "safety, speed, and approachable syntax" I'm not convinced swift really has any of those when in the hands of humans, especially humans overseen by management and even if it did then that's only 1% of the problem and changing languages is far more of a problem than that.

While many new programmers may come on the scene from educational establishments knowing Swift it will be 20 years before the best of them know enough programming to make any any (real or imaginary) language bases benefits noticeable.

If fast radio bursts really are revving up interstellar sailcraft, here's the maths

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Astrophysicists think

Well one has mulled the idea a little. But only a little. Surely an FRB is the least sensible way of sending interstellar craft. More likely to rip its sail off or simply destroy the craft.

Now an FRB as a defence weapon is another idea.

BT agrees to legal separation of Openreach

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Re: legally separated. means F**K all as ......

Both entities will be owned and controlled by exactly the same shareholders. Openretch will obviously want to do the best for their shareholders and the remaining BT will want to do the same and I cant see it making one iota of difference - other than the vans paintwork of course.

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Re: What about BT wholesale though?

You didnt expect any improvement here - this is just another smokescreen from BT via offcourse. BT shares are up 4% already so the market can spot the uselessness of the move. Its a clever move by BT - offering nothing but keeping offcourse 'happy'. This may even fend of Murdoch in mid 2020, but I doubt it.

What went up, Musk come down again: SpaceX to blast sat into orbit with used rocket

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This really is rocket science

and we are going into places people have avoided for obvious reasons. I hope it works but its interesting times for SpaceX and it could take a few iterations before it starts to pay off.

Royal Navy's newest ship formally named in Glasgow yard

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Re: 30mm gun

"Bang! Two! Three" was good enough for Captain Mainwaring!

Windows Server ported to Qualcomm's ARM server chip. Repeat, Windows Server ported to ARM server chip

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So .NET is not part of Windows Server

or have they finally finally got a full .NET working on ARM?

Huawei's just changed the way you'll use Android

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I was hoping not to use it at all.

Well, not on MY phone.

Linus Torvalds lashes devs who 'screw all the rules and processes' and send him 'crap'

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Re: No excuse Orv

Have you tried sudo apt-get dist-upgrade? There were a few problems with the earlier sw ( or rather I have some wifi problems but they went away with software updates. Just got a Pi-ZeroW and there are no problems at all with that - after two hours that is. But for ~£20, a TV and leads and keyboards from around the place I'd challenge anyone to find a better value for money piece of hardware anywhere.

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Re: Aw Diddums...

More TV stick ashley.

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Re: Grasshopper ...

But its only in writing the code that the full extent of the problem is revealed.

UK Home Office spy powers unit pretended it was a private citizen in Ofcom consultation

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Re: Trust Police State?

Hah - dont be silly - it will be G4S with a lot of shredders.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

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And will this DRM realise its been run in a VM and is a chocolate teapot?

Closing the barn door after the horse has been teleported direct from its stall.

BT splurges £1.2bn on securing Champions League rights, Sky heads for an early bath

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Oh good so my broadband price is going up

to support the streaming of football that my broadband is too slow to watch even if I did want to watch it which I dont.

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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Phobos phobia fortunately foiled by flame.

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