* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

AI boffins rebel against closed-access academic journal that wants to have its cake and eat it

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Re: Does Nature Publisinh Group (actually Springer?)....

To survive yes. If they dont prevent AI from coming up with far better replacement that has no interest in profit, only science, then they have to control it.

More Brits have access to 1Gbps speeds than those failing to muster 10Mbps – Ofcom report

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Re: Re Taunt

It could have been available within a year. We had tested devices using the same process that were far more complicated and the simple point to point fibre was a reality - we'd done TAT8 and PTAT already. The tories killed it in BT and once they'd done that it was impossible to do it outside - can you imagine trying to develop a product that BT would just say they owned whatever we did.

BT could have had it working within a year - we had everything that was required.

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Re: Price...

Alas the rich and stupid get 1Gb and cant be arsed to learn how to do compression and before long a simple document with a couple of needless video attachments needs three hours to download to your home pc et voila you need 1Gb too, just to see its misdirected.

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Re Taunt

May I taunt you with the 2.4Gbps fibre connection BT had in design a mere 27 years ago. We'd even tested 9.6Gb pieces successfully.. It would have been cheaper than copper for BT/Openreach to install and one fuck of a lot cheaper to maintain. And the tories flushed it all away.

Bill Gates declined offer to serve as Donald Trump's science advisor

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Well that would have added a new dimension

to the BSOD.

Openreach and BT better watch out for... CityFibre after surprise £537m takeover deal

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Re: OpenBreach Competition

Went to a council meeting last week and it looks as if we're getting some wireless broadband by the end of the year 30Mb apparently. What is interesting is BT didnt even bother to bid for the public money available - which given openretch has already laid the fibre on the quiet is a bit strange. However it looks like decent (?) BB is now available to pretty much all of the farmers etc living outside of the villages which got FTTC upgrade a year or so ago and went from very fast ADSL to not much faster FTTC. Only one business went for the 70Mb option from what I hear.

I think the new wireless BB will more than double the properties with fast broadband at considerably less cost than BT/Openreach not really speeding anything up for their FTTC setup.

I might see if I can get some of the wireless modules for PTP stuff with some neighbours!

Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive

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Re: "How difficult can it be?"

Useless rich kids used to be sent into the army or the church. Now they get MBAs.

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Re: Angry client rolled over the Ethernet patch cable with his office chair

Elfin safety often dont work in Grade1 listed buildings which are lovely to work in but near impossible to add ducting too, both legally and physically. I worked in one 14thC place where you could just about get the cable down the gap between the oak floorboards but a couple of foot were on the floor and we had to cut the lever thingy off the etherrnet plug so it would come out easily rather than send the tripee flying. We tried those cable covers your can get but they just flipped the wheelie chairs during races and getting things from the printer without getting up.

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

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Re: Missed a trick here

I would have thought they could have at least ordered 32 Titans for processing the block chains and then written them off once not required a la BOFH a couple of weeks ago,

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Re: Weight lifting

According to REM, who invented block chain - toothpicks,

TSB outage, day 5: What do you mean you can't log in? Our systems are up and running. Up and running, we say!

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Re: "Embattled bank TSB"

I think it will pass straight to bankrupt - if I can get in to my account I'm shifting the whole damn lot the minute it comes back.

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Re: Still humped 2 cents

that's more that I got.

ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go

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Re: Crowdfunding blunder

Or you could get a job picking your nose that is more in your capabilities.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

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Laziness and incompetence and

being in a job that doesnt give you time to find out what you need to confirm your current conspiracy theory.

Unfortunately I know people who ask some of the most fucking inane FOI type requests. Entertaining down the pub but shouldn't be allowed near info.

That's no moon... er, that's an asteroid. And it'll be your next and final home, spacefarer

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Delft where no man has delft before.

I like the idea of a tin glazed asteroid with dragons and other shit painted on it bumbling around the galaxy. They can make jokes about how their space suits are minging.

UK.gov demands urgent answers as TSB IT meltdown continues

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Re: The blame lies firmly with SABIS, not TSB.

I'd imagine it would lie with the Director whose bonus required the job to be completed soon.

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Excellent idea

i'm sure the Government getting involved is going to reduce the pressure on the poor bastards trying to fix this so they can see the problem more clearly and fix it.

Audiophiles have really taken to the warm digital tone of streaming music

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Re: High End Audio

But most isnt any higher end audio than the stuff you get from richard III sounds.

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Re: I'll take...

All digital needs is the 'tea' ceremony of cleaning the vinyl and placing it on the platter and dropping the needle in the wrong place and you'd convince yourself it sounded better.

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Not Windows

Bar!

You shout for beer and request your favourite Slade song form the band. Interestingly even live music benefits from caching and the sound improves considerably as one collects the leyden jars containing the extra 5 or 6 bits of compressed data from the bar.

Astroboffins build AI to chase galactic blue nuggets in space

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Re: Just had a look at the paper

If they are just looking for patterns in the colours and rough shape evolution then that's probably all you need to get something 'useful'.

Even Microsoft's lost interest in Windows Phone: Skype and Yammer apps killed

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RE "Microsoft’s advice for effected users [both of them, LOL - Ed]"

effected means to do something so he was probably right, most users dont do anything with the product.

'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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Windows in a VM is apparently a good idea

I live in a man cave so no Windows but a friend has a VM set up so he very slowly takes the phonefool through booting it and very slowly following their instructions, even downloading their trojan (at around 2 baud) and once all is set up and they've gone away he kills and clones another ready for the next caller.

I believe his understanding of the trojans and their origin and where they send info is of some interest to him but I dont ask as I think I might OCD myself into trouble with that.

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

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I got off by owning up.

A meeting was held to discover why a design change had failed and about 30 people were invited. While waiting for the meeting to start I was tidying up my desk and found a piece of paper in the cambrian layer and realised that it was all my fault - I'd mislaid this instruction to rotate a test component so all the 20 or so devices had this (probably pointless but that's another matter) test component in the same orientation so all the devices could be pre-tested on the same rig before going on to their own individual tests. Oh fucking hell I'm going to get fucking slaughtered here. I made it to the loo before going to the meeting and prepared to die.

The chair started the meeting and I could feel the anger in the room and at the first opportunity in the proceedings fessed up and sat back waiting for the shit to hit and working out what job I could get next and nothing happened. There were some comments but somehow my confession had caused some kind of impedance mismatch and I spent two hours sitting there waiting while the meeting seemed to be trying to hunt down someone who could be blamed for what I'd confessed to. I went from a state of abject terror to one of abject confusion to one of abject amusement if such a state can exist. Which it can and after eleventeen pints that evening I went into work the next day expecting them to have worked out I should really die but I just spent four grand* fixing the problem and updating the procedures and no-one ever mentioned it again in my presence.

*about the cost of the meeting coincidentally.

Planned European death ray may not need Brit boffinry brain-picking

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Re: ...mirrored armor

I would bet some total internal reflection device could give nearly as good as it got

Oracle whips out the swatter, squishes 254 security bugs in its gear

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Two can play at that game

254? That's ten less than java apps we've ditched completely cos of Oracle,

Facebook job ad hints at homebrew silicon plans

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To be fair

unless you own your own company the chances of it being bought out by some ethically defective fuckwit is around 95% anyway.

Data watchdog fines Brit council £120k for identifying 943 owners of vacant property

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Pivot Table?

I thought anyone in a council who could use a pivot table was compulsorily outsourced. If you have people in a council that can use pivot tables then they might be able to work out outsourcing is a rip off and they'd have to go!

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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Re: Dig

I still have some that I tie onto strings to hang over my brassicas as bird scarer's. They hate AOL almost as much as me!

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Re: With hindsight

Commercial load balancers were a bit shit but you could do something with a fast PC with a handful of network cards installed. They had FDDI on the outside and even then you could install versions of Linux that could then fan out that FDDI with a host of machines with 10Mbit ethernet on the inside, either simple round robin or something slightly more intelligent.

Defence of the Dark Fibre Arts: Ofcom delays plans to force BT to open its network

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Re: "But apparently that wasn't to the liking of companies such as TalkTalk, Three, Vodafone"

'Given how much control they were asking BT to give up?'

What we need to do is set up an organisation with the power to tell BT and other providers what to do. We could call it the Office for Communications or OFCOM for short.

Do BT vet OFCOMs HR choices FFFFS!

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

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RE couldn’t believe my eyes

If I got a begging letter from the tories I'd do a quick check on all my bank accounts in case some Russian oilygark was using an account to launder a vast sum and redirect it and follow it to a sunny tax haven and spent the rest of my life living in fear.

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Re Dont complain about voted in

That only makes any sense if you have a 'None of the above' that actually prevents any of the above getting in.

Worried we'll make ourselves extinct? Let’s be scientific about it

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Re: Well ...

There is no evolutionary answer to a nuclear holocaust. If we suffered a nuclear holocaust/Carrington there may still be humans left but there are no evolutionary advantages to be gained from this - the people who will survive will survive by luck not some skill or advantageous protein. There may new evolutionary pressures then but human development is far more meme than gene these days.

Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted

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Re: Blame the Tories (and Lib Dems)

I'll let them off a 1/2 inch of the mile of crap they've caused - a farmer round here pointed out we've not had more than 4 dry days since September. Water in potholes causes them to grow 1000 of times faster than when they are dry.

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Re: One F35's worth

The road surfaces in the UK in towns are built on roads from, in some cases, 5000 years ago. As such, once the waterproof tarmac or concrete is breached then, on a rainy day, the hole deepens at a rate the average oil driller would be pleased with. In dense traffic and everyone in a rush people drive nose to tail and by the time they notice the pothole emerging from underneath the car their only option is to drive into it (left here is dead pedestrians and on the right other vehicles coming the other way). As potholes can be very deep wheel rims are bent, suspension is badly rattled and the springs can be bashed against parts of the car they were not expected to hit. a small crack on one soon leads to its imminent destruction by another pothole.

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Re: Or.....

In one of those deja-fuck moments I took the dog for a walk last evening to discover the road at the end of our lane had been resurfaced - 6 months after all the potholes had been covered over (half road repairs etc not just tipping a bit of tarmac in each). Lots of signs saying 'No Road Markings' - when we dont have any on these country lanes. Lots of 20MPH signs too. Which were obviously being ignored as there are, in around the mile I hobbled about 20 new proto-potholes where drivers have braked hard leaving holes in the new tarmac that will, by summer be deep potholes if we get the rain we've been having lately.

Life is wasted on the living.

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Re: Hills Road

We had some potholes near us and the council were forced to put out to tender for the work. A few months later a 10' by 7' pothole had a 1'*2' patch put in the bottom as that was what the contractor had tendered for.

I've had to put a set of cheap wheels on my car after I lost one (and some suspension) in a hole that wasnt there the week before, I reckon for every pound the tories save me in council tax costs me about 50 as a result. Thanks.

Google's not-Linux OS documentation cracks box open at last

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Operating sytems introducing new looping techique.

The "do what" loop has been introduced to identify developments above and beyond the useful or needed.

Interested to see its using 32bit pointers when even my fridge needs 64bit for non-real ale drinks management.

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Re: Ballistic Delivery

Ballistic delivery of real ale is possible, With practice the english pint can be swung underarm and thrown and caught up to around 20' away with 'acceptable' spilling after a few minutes practice. Alas after a couple of hours practice it starts to go wrong again and can require repairs to catching arm and oral interception is to be avoided at all times.

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Re: What's wrong with...

We're talking beer here so no need for a fridge to take the taste away!

Gemini: Vulture gives PDA some Linux lovin'

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What I loved about my Psion5 was that it fitted in my breast pocket

what I didnt like it was falling out and breaking while pulling trousers up after sitting on the loo! I will be getting the shoulder holster out when I get one of these - after I've finished a couple of dozen things I need to do with my RPis!

Patch or ditch Adobe Flash: Exploit on sale, booby-trapped Office docs spotted in the wild

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Re: Jobbs wounded Flash, then Adobe drove the stake into it.

And yet still people keep using it! I found a flash video that was 43MB - all it was was a flash video someone made of an animated gif running for a couple of minutes ffs.

We dont need high speed internet connections - we need to kill Flash and anyone who uses things that reduce effective bandwidth to that of two tin cans and no string.

'Disappearing' data under ZFS on Linux sparks small swift tweak

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@Tony3 re testing

Testing needs testing too.Sometimes the first time you meet a failure mode is when it fails - a computer can exercise a lot of things very quickly but spinning rust can slow it down considerably, as can the wrapping to ensure you know what's going wrong - which as anyone who has spent time in gdb will know that simply doing that will hide a multitude of sins.

Ariane 5 primed for second launch of year after trajectory cockup

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Re: @Killing Time

But, I've heard, every $ spent on NASA adds $18 to the US economy. I'd bet the space shuttle kept the US afloat in more ways than one!

My Tibetan digital detox lasted one morning, how about yours?

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Re: When "off duty" and out & about with the Wife ...

@jake - 'to your knowledge' I think you will find if someone learns a language its amazing how the brain can pick it up amongst background noise. My uncle learned morse during WWII and was forever hearing bits of morsey things. You'll find being close to someone a low voice is far less likely to be intercepted as it is too similar to the general mele to be discriminated.

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Re: When "off duty" and out & about with the Wife ...

Be careful with that! A friend of mine had deaf parents and so learned sign language and later taught his girlfriend. After signing across a crowded pup to see if she wanted to go and do the dirty he turned to find his mum had arrived.

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RE:@Franco

I am working on a design for a glink pistol - a small water pistol embedded in my glasses that identifies phone screens held between me and a stage so it can fire some incredibly sticky black glink onto the screen so that I can actually watch what I came to see and not some twats bingo wings.

I may look for public funding on Inkygogofuckoff with your money for this.

Co-op says IT upgrade project going swell since axing IBM

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Re: Outsourcing cheaper

Cheaper? I think I've yet to hear of one that actually was cheaper.

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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Re: Sub orbital

Not quite - rubber is in a compacted powder form with a hole down the middle with and igniter and N2O is blown down the hole as the igniter is lit and then the rubber burns in the gas stream. You could replace the rubber with almost anything that will burn in N20 (which is used because it easy to liquify at room temp). I've seem a video of someone who made a hole in a frozen sausage and set that off. It seemed to work quite well but IIRC virgin sausages probably wouldnt smell that good.