* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

IBM Watson Health cuts back Drug Discovery 'artificial intelligence' after lackluster sales

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I suppose that when most of your profit comes from telling people

its really expensive to make drugs then if its cheap to make them then your whole modus operandi goes away.

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

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Qwant does nothing then.

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Re: Free up that space!

My phone spends ages updating loads of apps I never use. I've tried uninstalling them but they just get reinstalled at the next update. Google maps seems to deliberately lose all its settings so I get told my commute will take 20 minutes despite the fact I dont commute and the GPS is turned off so how the fuck it thinks it will take me 20 minutes to get from somewhere it doesnt know to somewhere else it doesnt know is beyond fucking annoying and I'm trying to use my Jetson Nano and Coral to work out how to destroy Google in the most painful way possible,!

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Re: What if Brexit already happened?

Oh I wish we still had the GPO - in 1990 BT had the opportunity to make a 2.4gb chip that would have taken in 2.4Gbit fibre, and send it on for 10km at an error rate of 1 in 10**14. It would have cost less than a £5. They could make 10km of fibre for less than £10 too. I wonder how much they are paying for that sort of shit now?

Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table

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People who dont drink have more of a drink problem than people who do!

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Re: Have you tasted American and Aussi beer?

I've had the misfortune to drink more American beer than the average American!

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Have you tasted American and Aussi beer?

Case closed and hidden in the back of the fridge.

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Re: Taxes are the snake oil of the lefites

Taxes are the things that enable the infrastructure of society that allows capitalists to say really fucking stupid things rather that starving to death because they wouldnt be able to manage all that shit on top of their tiny business.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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Re: Wrong end of the telescope

I'm just disappointed internet analogies done involve flying cars yet.

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Re: so it's...

I used to love APL - the only language where I wrote the comments first and still didnt have a clue what the code did 10 minutes after I wrote it. But you could write some really really small programs that did amazing things.

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

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Re: Not equivalent

And at least with car windows some get their own back,

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He'll cause a lot more damage if he ever uses his degree.

NT

App-y now? UK health secretary spammed with pics of flowers that look like ladies' private parts

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It seems the HPV vaccine makes smear tests pretty much redundant.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2198814-scotlands-hpv-vaccine-linked-to-near-elimination-of-cervical-cancer/

A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears

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Re: So...

The SI Indigo would be on the accountants desk of course.

As long as there's fibre somewhere along the line, High Court judge reckons it's fine to flog it as 'fibre' broadband

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BT fibre is shit

1.376 Mbps is all I'm getting.

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Or in this case suppurating haemorrhoids.

Amazon boss snubs 'expensive', 'sub-optimal' relational databases. Here's looking at you, Larry

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Re: Scalability buzzwords

It does make you wonder if he has a clue about what he's talking about. I always worry when people say you cant do things I've been doing for decades.

So you've 'seen' the black hole. Now for the interesting bit – how all that raw data was stored

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Re: He filled hard disks

On the TV program I saw on the evening of the release they said that it was incredibly difficult to back up the drives. If you consider that a drive may fail on downloading the data then its as likely to fail when making a backup so that gets you nowhere* and costs a shitload more**.

*unless you have an MBA in the loop who (by definition) doesnt understand the process.

** and the backup disk money would have been spent on the MBA anyway.

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Not at the frequencies involved.

where liquid water in the form of (moving) clouds seriously messes up the signal.

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Re: BBC: what?

You misunderstand the BBC. They were trying hard to explain why this meant brexit was a good idea.

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Re: Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

The start of streaming is indeed delayed but the end of streaming is a lot lot lot quicker. Which in this case is quite important. In this case latency can suck as much as it likes, In fact 'latency sucks' sucks.

Plasma bubbles 500 times the size of earth, ultra-hot rain - let's face it, the Sun's not a place to hang out nearby

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Re: Nothing to worry about ...

The next Carrington event will be interesting. We'll be able to talk about it but only a few radio hams will be able to do it over more than a few feet.

Bit nippy, is it? Hive smart home users find themselves tweaking thermostat BY HAND

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Re: But if its a smart meter

My PV has been in for 5 years now. I get FIT and even in one of the wettest and hence darkest parts of the SW it will have paid for itself this year. I've looked at hive and other management systems but I've got a remote control for the immersion and storage heaters that cost about £25 which just needs a look out the window and you turn it on if its sunny and leave it on the dinner table to turn it off at lunch when every things warmed up.

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Re: Race of Morons

Have you heard of storage heaters? If you've got PV on a day like today which is mostly sunny then you can have free heating in the evening with them. I'd imagine as wind and solar keep growing there will be times when you will want to use the cheap electricity for warming up your storage heaters (or heating a large hot water tank) too as it could well be a lot lot cheaper than your oil or gas heating. I dont mind it complicated if I'm in control and it saves me a lot of money.

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But if its a smart meter

and its not telling you energy costs due to the 'server' being offline its just a useless pile of shit. I refuse to have a smart meter until I can have one that will allow my home energy management device of my choosing can poll the device to find pricing on a minute by minute basis AT WORST. Ideally I'd like one that can tell my home energy management device a moment before the price is to change.

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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Cheap laptop is a lot less than a business class flight.

Or the first night in a hotel at that level.

FYI: You could make Tesla's Autopilot swerve into traffic with a few stickers on the road

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Re: Can you go to the pub and get shitfaced?

A work friend of mine had a pony and trap and she and her husband frequently woke up in their stable having been taken 5 miles home from an absolutely cracking pub by the pony.

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As a kid one of the local villages had a road that turned sharp right

but the white line down the middle of the road carried straight on about 2' further on than it should have. It was only the fact that the house on the other side of the turn had 3' thick stone walls meant it won battles even with large lorries and other vehicles that felt the white line was more to be believed than several hundred tons of house.

Go on, feast your eyes on... HMRC's backend: 4,000 IT staff, its hookup with AWS and more

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Re: 4000 IT people? WTF...

That's around 30 people per project. So that's 2 programmers, 10 people to defend them from the 18 MBA when they get back from a long lunch with AWS.

Naming your company 101: Probably best not to have the word 'Oracle' anywhere near branding

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Re: Why?

Its a bit like calling yourself a Data Analcyst.

Lip-reading smart speakers: Just what no one always wanted

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jaw rattling speaker?

I was under the impression it was illegal for a BT speaker to produce notes below about 150Hz. My daughters got the ones they'd been begging for for xmas and yet they still come and use the jack socket to connect to my antique hifi which has two more instruments in the bass!

BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts...

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Re: and not a single window we can open

You'd be surprised how tough windows are in tall buildings - they are designed to stop people 'accidentally' falling out. Office chairs bounce off normally hitting someone other than the thrower!

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Re: Luckily....

Manually pushed lawnmowers are useful in IT. They strengthen the parts of the upper body you need to close a slightly carpet bulging car boot.

Mozilla tries to do Java as it should have been – with a WASI spec for all devices, computers, operating systems

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Re: a write-once, run anywhere binary

What's a write-once run anywhere binary got to do with Java?

You spin me right round, baby, right round like an exploding asteroid, baby, right round round round

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Sory cant resist

Its YORP's fault their leaving?

Packet's 'big boy' servers given a shot in the Arm with 32-core, 3.3GHz Ampere CPUs

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Re: Could do with that in a laptop.

If I was dumb enough to put windows on it I'd need one with 32 Wifi cards so it could report home!"

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Could do with that in a laptop.

Yum!

Kepler may be dead but its data keeps on giving, thanks to AI: Two alien worlds found in archives

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Re: Statistics

It does make you wonder. If you look at our solar system from Pluto and just tilt things a little bit nothing goes in front of the sun!

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Re: Exo Astronomy..

How about if we just called it "Black Sky Research" Agent Thick?

First, Google touts $150 AI dev kit. Now, Nvidia's peddling a $99 Nano for GPU ML tinkerers. Do we hear $50? $50?

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Re: Nearly ordered a Jetson Nano!

I lied - I did. Though on Nvidia it says there not out till June mine just arrived and now I have to work out which SSD to sacrifice for it! Or go and get another one while the download is running.

Geiger counters are so last summer. Lasers can detect radioactive material too, y'know

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Not when travelling at speed. They tend to stop rather quickly but that's because they cause a lot of damage to everything they pass near.

Its a bit like driving an F1 car into a crowd - the bodies fly quite high!

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Re: "It begins with shining an infrared laser beam near a radioactive source"

If this method works then there is a chance for some improvement over a Geiger counter. I'm imagining here the origin of the laser beam does not need to be near the radiation source, whereas a Geiger counter does. If this is the case then scanning could be done from a distance and presumably at speed.

Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps

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Re: The problem with poorly located buttons

The thing about EPO buttons is the E part. This means they have to be somewhere accessible in the dark and that means near the door. Fortunately a shroud can help identification in the dark,

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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I worked for one company where the ERP DB was 'owned' by a supplier. They demanded shit loads for changes to the DB that our company was normally happy to pay. I realised that most of the changes in the pipeline where just to improve reporting and dug around and found I could write a few stored procedures that would do a few tens of thousand pounds worth of changes. It took me a few hours to learn how to write them and another hour or so to get them to do what I wanted. The suppliers response was to try and re-write the DB to stop me working out how to do this sort of thing and they really caused themselves a few problems keeping ahead of me as they seemed incapable of realising some of the side effects! They even offered me a very good package to go work for them in the smoke but I hate commuting and I was having a lot of fun doing what I was doing!

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I'm lazy. Really fucking lazy!

So fucking lazy that if I have to do 100 hour week solving a problem that is wasting 10 hours of my life every week I will do it because I know it will save me 400+hrs in the next year alone. Even better if I can do it and no-one else knows I've saved myself 10 hours a week!

TBH its nots just lazy - I get seriously bored and hacked off doing shit I know I can automate in less time than I can fill in a job proposal and then sit through a few meetings with people who think anything they didnt think of is shit or somehow makes their dick fall off.

What's holding up the 5G utopia in Britain? Quite a lot, actually

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Re: Remote areas

I live in a fairly populous rural community. I cant get a phone signal in the house. Plans for upgrading the area come and go. I may have to get satellite BB to keep our holiday cottages full - people are starting to complain they cant watch anything other than 100 channels of freeview!

We fought through the crowds to try Oculus's new VR goggles so you don't have to bother (and frankly, you shouldn't)

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Re: Been waiting...

You've got it all wrong. YOU dont wear the goggles! Give them to a friend and then all of you sit there and watch them as they are attacked by zombies or blasted out of airplanes/spacecraft etc etc. It took me two hours to recover when my daughter flew over the Colosseum as part of her history research.

Let's spin Facebook's Wheel of Misfortune! Clack-clack-clack... clack... You've won '100s of millions of passwords stored in plaintext'

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FFS Really?

Twenty years ago I was salting and hashing passwords in the browser to avoid this sort of shit. Security is not an afterthought.

Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum

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Re: "Vote Leave Ltd"

You are assuming the people who set up Vote Leave Ltd are only making money out of VLLtd. Many companies set up loss making companies so the liability dies with that company and not the momey making side. If you look at a lot of open cast coal mining in this company you would be surprised to see the legal liability for landscaping the open cast pit has somehow been sold on to other investors who can no longer be tapped for the money.