* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Thanks to all those tax dollars, humans can now hear the faint sounds of earthquakes on Mars

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Re: making the signal ring...

Earths surface is largely made from cooled lava and is quite good at conducting sound. Mars has had the shit beaten out of it over the years and not had tectonics to fix it and so is far more cracked than the earth.

For now.

EU's top court says tracking cookies require actual consent before scarfing down user data

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Re: That was nice

So are cookies - there is no noticeable security advantage of cookies over query string.

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Re: Another sneaky trick

I must confess I've been wondering about writing a cookie eater that just wanders through my cookie tin and basically eats the bits I dont want them to have.

I'm surprised this isn't part of my browser already.

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Re: Well that ruling has a timespan of about 30 days in the UK

Well that ruling has a lifespan of the UK

IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977

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Re: Reminds me of the IHTFP story

Old engineers dont need to make up stories. Some are often come from breeding two stories and evolution is a wonderful thing. While working at one large place me and a man in an office 1/2 mile away launched two totally different but credible rumours at just after coffee one morning and by afternoon tea the whole place was buzzing with their bastard, and TBH fucking hilarious, offspring.

This was at a time I call before work had to be miserable and I doubt even well placed rumours would get far before being killed by the lack of humanity in modern workplaces.

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Re: My love...

I gave my love a bunch of flowers saying "Here's a bunch of plant reproductive organs I've killed for you and sorry they were grown using vital land that could have fed starving children". Not the most romantic thing but at least I've never had to buy her any more and the starving children are our own.

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Why are these called subliminal?

They always seem to scream loudly at you.

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Re: Sour Grapes

While there may be sour grapes here I dont think that is any reason not to pour a thousand tons of piss and vinegar onto musk in the hope it washed away some of his over optimism and replaces it with some rock hard caution.

A single failure is an indication that there is a cavalier approach somewhere in the system. Engineering is hard but our local garage makes money out of regular checks and damage through wear and tear and human stupidity, They dont seem to get many 'well fuck me that was obvious now I think about it' repairs to do. Musk does.

Nothing investment and testing cant solve. But its far too early to send people to Mars. Their lives are too valuable but then so is the reputation of manned space travel - a major disaster could set things back another 50 years. Its not like he's short of money to get things right.

Astroboffins spy the most ancient protocluster of galaxies yet found post Big Bang

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Slight relativistic problem there.

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Arse about face

"Tracing the formation of the largest structures in the universe" should be "Spotting the galaxies that form first in the density anomalies that formed in the big bang and will coalesce into the largest structures of the universe".

Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!

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Re: Not just business

We are in the sticks and are fed by three phase to a pole and transformer that leans over by 15degrees and feeds our house* by armoured cable to a pole in our garden 30 ft from the explosive** fuse box and meter. It feeds by armoured cable because the pole that leans over snapped the last cable but they dont seem to want to ix it properly until the cows start chewing on the three phase.

The max in house I've measure is 235v when the PV is going flat out and everything I could find was turned off. We often get lulls where the LED lights cut out and the filament ones glow a dull orange which is romantic. Or would be it the PC would stay up which it wont!

* next door is off the same transformer on another phase I guess.

**we have a spare explosive fuse in case lightning takes out the installed one though I cant remember where that came from honest guv it was here when we moved in.

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TBF farmer subsidies are dropping

Well, the tories have ensured that the small farmers the farm subsidies the French organised them for no longer get them and slightly larger farmers get no-where near the money the large grow-grouse-to-kill-and-bury farmers get.

Pupil mental health monitor promises app rewrite after hardcoded login creds discovered

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Good security is an anathema to management practices.

I did try and implement a 'security from the bottom up' system. You couldn't access any data/app that could access that

without permission, the permission being devised by the owners of the data etc.

Turned out management didnt actually want any security really - more interested in finding out what other parts of the company were doing well so they could absorb them and claim their commission cut.

We're all doooooomed: Gloomy Brit workforce really isn't coping well with impending Brexit

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Re: Project Fear

Its also easy to find a youtube video of him lobbying on behalf of Turkey to get them into the EU. The man is shit at everything tho and failed but managed to sell it to some as a possibility.

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Re: But parliament didn't screw anything up, it just did its job

Its not like no-one warned them. Project fear and all that.

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Re: Damned if you do...

Farage is not to be trusted. Norway was fine for him then, but now it seems no-deal wont be enough.

The ERG would not have been happy with it either and while a Norway deal might be fine for a Norway that still has massive oil wealth and taxes that would make a tory commit suicide its effect on the UK would have been bloody awful, which would be blamed on the EU and round we would go again.

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Re: When to move abroad

The in-laws have a place in the Algarve and its very nice there but I fear it is near breaking point as in the locals can no longer afford to live there - indeed the restaurants ten years ago you could spend all night in over food and wine costing 20 or 30 quid will skin you for that and boot ease you out after an hour and a half or so. A lot of the area burnt last year as well.

Still better a bomb site there!

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Three crows went into a bar...

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Re: Whole of Europe is in recession

I've got some really cheap Thomas Cook shares - they will do really well after brexit. Honest!

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Re: Not coping well with Brexit

The ERG voted against the deal - the government had no chance of getting any deal across the line without them.

Baby alert! Japan Air lets passengers book seats far away from screaming abdabs

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Re: Is there...

Matches in your shoes!

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Re: Could we have an oversized Marker

When I was younger I was 6'5 and 70kg - I still didnt fit into aircraft seats and had to manspread to take off as the table on the seat in front prevented me from kneeing the poor bastard in fronts kidneys.

Clothes manufacturers seem to have an inkling that people are different sizes - perhaps the airlines should take note.

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Re: Could we have an oversized Marker

I'm a large passenger - 6'5. Most planes have seats that bend forward in the wrong place. My all time favourite is the twat that put those little headrests on train seats that stick out a couple of inches each side at the top - in my back! If I ever catch up with that bastart Dr Mengele will look like a saint.

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Re: Alternatively

Seats take up warm-paying-body space.

I've a particular bugbear on this on - I'd 6'5 so booked some extra legroom on a flight which was up against a bulk-head - not too bad as I could lift my legs up and rest them on the bulkhead which is sometimes nice. The couple next to me were both quite small but had booked some platform they could put their baby on that attached to the bulkhead and invaded the space in front of me so I couldn't get comfortable at all. And of course the poor little sod was only about a month old and couldn't clear its ears and screamed for the duration of the flight. Fucking sadists.

YouTuber charged loads of fans $199 for shoddy machine-learning course that copy-pasted other people's GitHub code

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Re: ouch

Efluencers?

Quic! Head to the latest Chrome version and try out HTTP/3

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Re: No hurry

Only if it seriousy borks something you rely on.

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

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As far as I can tell every blind test done on these people has shown they are radiating em/acoustic waves from their used food transmitter.

Astroboffins baffled after spotting solar system with great gas giant that shouldn't exist

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Its meant to mean 'pay per word'.

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The standard model of planet formation

is very simple and very naive. It requires a uniformity in the accretion disk that I find hard to imagine in 2nd generation systems where the concentration of material that sets the thing going is likely to come from the collision of two or more shock wave from supernova and some interstellar junk as well.

Just looking at the remnants that adorn the heavens today you should be able to imagine places where large planets form in clumps of 'disk' long before other parts collapse to form stars as a(?) shock wave passed through. For every nice accretion disk there are a billion acned teenagers faces that will also form planetary systems.

As sales crash, Gartner wonders who can rescue the smartphone market ... Aha, it is I! 5G Man!

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Do you need 5G for most businesses?

My local village went FTTC a couple of years ago, There are a dozen or so small businesses there and none have upgraded to the higher speed. The local primary school had 20Mb fibre before then and haven't found a need to change. The local secondary school doesnt need the 76M FTTC feed according to the techie who runs the IT there.

I used to work at a place with 30,000 customers and had a 2M connection and almost all our business ran on that - you can do business lunches on 5G as far as I know.

I've just gone 4G and I would bet that is more than enough for most small business that dont allow their employees to watch (or make) 4k all day.

Fairytale for 2019: GNOME to battle a patent troll in court

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I've patented eating popcorn during interesting times. You owe me a tenner.

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Patents in the US are socialism for lawyers.

I couldn't create such a badly organised and unjust system after 20 pints.

Hinkley Point nuclear power station will be late and £2bn over budget

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Re: Interesting...

By the time planning is finished the sites will be under the sea and renewables 1/10th the strike price.

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Re: Maybe China should build them instead

MBAs.

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again

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Re: Wun thing to say.

There's no definition for comments in JSON because if you cant work out how to put them in anyway you really should step back from the computer and find something less complicated like turning the lights out and never coming back.

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Re: Fabulous . . .

Vespa's are the original Segway only they would take a Segway to Brighton beach and take the piss out of it.

Are you a Nim-by? C-ish language, gentler than Go, friendlier than Rust, reaches version 1.0

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Re: Compiles to C ... javascript...

I tend to think of it as encryption - when debugging in many situations you only have the encrypted code to look at and to many it will mean Jack.

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that would be why there are ':'s terminating the if and else thingies?

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Those who do not understand computing

are destined to spend their lives designing new languages.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Remain MPs all broke the law and should all be in prison anyway.

No point in having a propaganda rag when most of your readership can no longer afford to buy their own misinformation.

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You give the tories far far more credit than they deserve.

As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one

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There's not many people make me wish there was an afterlife but he's one.

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Half wit?

Kept that well hidden.

Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks

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Re: At this stage, I'd happily believe the exploit was actually coded by MS

I've managed to convince a lot of people that the patch is in fact another part of the hack.

Serverless neither magically faster nor cheaper, dev laments

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Its always a good idea to outsource

if you actually like paying more in legal fees trying to get the contracting company to do what the in-house IT dept achieved for half the price.

Boffins build a tiny nanolaser that can be inserted inside our cells

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When I was a kid

there was some talk about using lasers on chips for processing, As transistors shrank faster the idea seemed to fade away. I wonder if this might bring it back for few months.

Open-source companies gather to gripe: Cloud giants sell our code as a service – and we get the square root of nothing

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Re: SugarCRM anyone?

SugarCRM was GPL3 so presumably you can use it if you want to.

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Re: SHOCK HORROR

I can think of one BSD licensed OS making Apple rather well off with absolutely none of it being used anywhere else.

Class-action lawsuit claims DXC 'selectively timed' job cuts to inflate short-term profit target

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Re: "Being made redundant"

No not fired - that gives the impression that the worker was somehow performing really really badly like their managers and is wholly unfair.

Those furious gun-toting Aussies were just a glitch. Let's try US drone deliveries, says Wing

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Re: With my luck

Is that a Bullingdon club initiation?