* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Planet Computers has really let things slide: Firm's third real-keyboard gizmo boasts 5G, Android 10, Linux support

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Re: Head office?

Which is why the City claims to pay its fair share of tax in the economy. Given the two nationwide companies that I've worked for and had a hand in doing tax returns offered no regional breakdown of where the tax was earned and all paid via the head office I still have my doubts on that one.

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Re: "the hinge is a complex affair"

I loved my P5 and it was fine in my shirt pocket - but then I'm one of those people you can put in a tailor made suit and it looks like sackcloth after 3 minutes!

It was not fine in my shirt pocket when pulling pants up after a crap though and didnt bounce well! I am still waiting for my old phone to pack up so I have an excuse to upgrade to one of these. I just hope enough people like them enough to start bug fixing the Linux versions as I have no interest in Android any more.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Re: Perfect Timing

I think its perfectly safe to say its corrupt and idiotic. These machines are of a new design and wont have gone through normal legal testing procedures if they are going to be used. To do this when there are other manufacturers of validated machines available and waiting is a breach of procedures that at any other time would be in the courts on Monday morning.

You dont have to get a wedge to be corrupt.

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Re: Lets hope

When Johnsoon announced his illness the pound went up. When Hancock announced his the pound went up again. Perhaps the financiers think the pound is safer when the cabinet is disabled,

That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Re: I still have nightmares...

Nice to see someone else uses stored procedures. I often wonder if there was something illegal about them!

On a non-stored procedure note a friend had an early db on the PC and the db file was well formatted and he asked me if I could speed up something that the db manager/interface took several hours to do - it was merely summing up some figures in one field so I wrote a bit of C to open the db file and just pull out those figures and add them up and print the value. It took longer for the floppy to spin up and provide the data than it did to add the figures so he was utterly convinced the program didnt do anything other than guess.

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Re: Trying to teach...

I used to be able to drive a couple of programs on keystrokes. Then the mouse came along and also other programs with different concepts of keystroke commands. My use of keystroke commands diminished and died though I often wonder about reinvigorating it. For some things it could be quite useful but if the mouse is necessary for any operations then keystrokes are out as the move from mouse to keyboard requires a spacial reset on the keyboard which removes any time saving.

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Re: To be fair

As I've said elsewhere in this section I used to be able to touch type - taught myself on an old mechanical typewriter one summer while in the 6th form. I used Teletypes for my first programming which require some effort but I could hammer out stuff at a reasonable pace. Then I went on to design chips on various exotic machines some with odd number pads and random function keys. While I could still wizz along on my desktop VT100 I found the muscle memory for punctuation broke and slowed things down a lot. Then I got what is called in golf the oiks - which is where you overthink a simple thing like gently swinging a putter and end up with that 6 foot version. I've never managed to get back to the 70wpm though and weirdly I cant even type in my password when its dim!

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Re: In pre-computer days people were used to memorize sequences....

My mantra is laziness is the mother of invention. 10 hours work that seems totally unproductive to a boss will save 100s of hours in the long run is the hardest thing to get approved which is why pandemics can be very useful.

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I used to be able to touch type until the 80s when I used so many custom keyboards I got the oiks. The misses can and is very useful for document recovery. Trying to get the kids to learn while we are all in isolation but they really dont seem to see the point. I look forward to them poking their phones for their dissertations!

What happens when the maintainer of a JS library downloaded 26m times a week goes to prison for killing someone with a motorbike? Core-js just found out

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Re: PyPi

I do wonder whether someone could add an extension to ccmake or whatever to actually make a requirements.sh to install all the shit you need rather than repeatedly running it to the next fail. Or have I not read the man page closely enough!

PC owners borg into the most powerful computer the world has ever known – all in the search for coronavirus cure

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Cant get any assignements today!

I take that to be a good thing!

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Re: Correction

Shit - Nvidia are a bit of a problem Open Source wise - given the Jetson Nano is 1/2 terraflop for $120 they could score some brownie points here - my I7 is less than 1/10 that while screaming.

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Re: Correction

158 as of just now.

I'm breaking out my Jetson to see if I can get that working!

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Re: Completed

I'm running on 1 cpu and it takes about 4 hrs to do one while I'm using the laptop. Tried all 16 cores over lunch (PV running well here) but it cant run the fan fast enough to keep it cool - you could say it gives it a fever and breathing problems!

Need some compressed air to try and clean out fan and airways!

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Re: When you say spare cycles...

Mine started running as light but used 3 cores so I went into the confif and set it to one thread and its just turning the fan on a little - the kids are doing school work so I cant have it screaming like Dyson when he realises he cant import at the mo!

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Re: Very worthy

I'm running 1 thread and its using less than 60MB so I guess lots of ram left on yours for 3d pron!

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When you say spare cycles...

I used to run F@H but it just ran my system flat out - screaming fans etc. Is it possible to get it to only run a % of my capacity?

BEHOLD! Japan's Hayabusa2 probe left human imprints on ASTEROID SAND

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Re: Leaving our mark

ego = 1/knowledge.

That mark was made to gain knowledge so it is very little to do with pride or the slime of ego.

Whoa, someone actually texted you in 2020? Oh, nvm, it's just Boris Johnson, telling you to stay the f**k at home

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Re: Fake News

I'm on EE and it came up as spam!

Freed from the office, home workers roam sunlit uplands of IPv6... 2 metres apart

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That wont work.

While there might be 6.67 * 10^23 addresses per m2 sods law says they will all be in the same m2.

Apollo astronaut Al Worden – once named most isolated human being of all time – dies aged 88

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Re: So long, astronaut

In light of following disasters 'over' is not the prefix* you are looking for!

*not the word I was looking for but keeping your blood alcohol at 60% is causing problems.

Linus Torvalds ponders: Is Linux 5.6 going well because it's bug-free, or thanks to that other bug?

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Where did that 'logo' come from

Not sure I like the idea of Linux being compared to a spread made with ground up baby orang-utans!

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Black hole quasar tsunamis moving at 46 million miles per hour

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Re: Has anyone told GoSafe?

I used to drive 30 miles or so to work and some of it involved towns with lots of roundabouts. The XR3i used to get me into work in pretty much the same time as the VW camper - thought it was a lot more fun with the roof down and the straight through exhaust spitting like an angry wasp. Once I worked out driving like a lunatic didnt get me there any faster I analysed the situation.

Basically as IGotOut pointed out its largely other traffic that limits your time - doing 400 yds 10% faster normally means you just spend longer queueing at the junction.

But more importantly at speed you are not as able to judge the traffic ahead. The camper wouldnt do anything in a hurry and as a result you had the spare brain power to work out the traffic ahead - on low roundabouts you could even see traffic on the far side of it and many I time I could avoid braking on the approach and actually fly past the BMW that had overtaken me at speed but couldn't anticipate the gap in flow on the roundabout that I could. I was overtaken by the same car 6 times when driving across Chelmsford as a result.

But most important of all is idiot speeders slow the overall traffic down for everyone - they introduce turbulence into otherwise laminar traffic flow and fuck it up for everyone. That one idiot driving too fast down the outside lane of the motorway to be able to read the signs and cuts everyone up desperately trying to get to their turning leaves ripples in the traffic flow for hours afterwards.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Re: Understated..

Also known as 'redacting the Russian report'.

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Even in experienced hands this can cause problems. I've had devices that should have turned off after 10 seconds of holding the button down refuse to play until over a minute has passed. I had a router where the manual said hold the paper clip in the little hole for 10 seconds to reset to factory and the support engineer over the phone said 'not another one' and we chatted for near 5 minutes before the bloody thing reset -any longer and I would have started bleeding!

Microsoft's GitHub absorbs NPM into its code-hosting empire: JavaScript library vault used by 12 million devs now under Redmond's roof

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Re: That's OK.

A bad programmer always blames the language.

TensorFlow gets its quantum of solace, lid lifted on 'all-seeing crime-detecting' AI upstart, and more

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Re: Them bones, them bones, them... dry bones

The characters are easier to OCR than English printed script as they tend to contain a lot more information. OCR and AI together can come pretty close to 100% on English script

In case you want to flee this wretched Earth, 139 minor planets were spotted at the outer reaches of our Solar System. Just an FYI...

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Re: Detection

Oh great - make the system have an epileptic fit! Just what we need right now.

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Re: Dyson rings?

I guess you'll be appearing in that special edition of the Lancet if you try putting your Dyson near your ring.

Broken lab equipment led boffins to solve a 58-year-old physics problem by mistake

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Re: What's the difference?

I think you'll find eggs are 0 sized at either end.

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Re: Well slap me round the face with a wet kipper

I'm not sure quantum physicists would touch EMC with a long quadrupole. They are very particular about the weapons they wave at you.

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Serendipetydoodah!

If this is repeatable this could be very interesting news!

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Re: So has the fat idiot not heard of Heathrow or other UK airports?

Do they have access to that info in the US? Do we now have that info to forward on - once payment for flight is taken?

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So has the fat idiot not heard of Heathrow or other UK airports?

That are like in the middle of the biggly sea and have easy access to Europe. It was Heathrows reason for asking for a 3rd runway after all.

Latest bendy phone effort from coke empire spinoff Escobar Inc is a tinfoil-plated Samsung Galaxy Fold 'scam'

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Re: Fools and their money

Talking of fools and their money - where can I buy shares in El Reg. I have a feeling once we go into lockdown it may see a slight increase in ADHD workers with gibberish on their hands?

Budget 2020 in tech: UK.gov splashes cash on broadband and R&D while trying to limit impact of COVID-19 outbreak

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Re: FTTP

Smallprint? Do you think this is worked out in any detail?

And just a reminder that BT could have done 2.4Gb fibre to the premises for hardware costs of less than £100 30 years ago.

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Re: Borrowing

Like low interest rates have had the economy booming in the last ten years!

The Reg produces exhibit A1: A UK court IT system running Windows XP

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Re: in fairness

Think of the kids? Like Ilse Koch?

'Up to 300' UK heads to roll at Brit IT services firm Allvotec, with 200 jobs offshored to Bulgaria in cost-cutting drive

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Re: It was ever thus

Cant find a copy of that but I'd put money on it being "New tech/ideas do well, Old money moves in with promises of development, sucks its dry and fucks it up".

edit - is it this: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/37000

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Re: Will the last IT Services company to leave

I thought Inmos was going somewhere until Thatcher privatised it.

I could be projecting my shafted-by-Thatcher experience but I'm sure they had something going for them.

AI startup accuses Facebook of stealing code designed to speed up machine learning models on ordinary CPUs

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Re: "nifty software tricks to achieve similar speeds on CPUs"

I've got a 50Mhs 486 machine from 92 or something - its got a spare slot for another CPU!

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But Google havent violated any of Oracles IP - Oracle are trying it on.

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Is this the same low precision speed up to AI

that IBM published a couple of years ago?

Good luck pitching a tent on exoplanet WASP-76b, the bloody raindrops here are made out of molten iron

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Raining molten iron?

So a welding mask and jeans then!

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Re: If there is a Salmon of Doubt

My first introduction to Adams was Dr Snuggles - a kids cartoon. I was off work with Bronchitis and guzzling Hills Bronchial Balsam and this cartoon cam on the telly and it was absolutely brilliant. I put it down to the morphine acetate in the afore mentioned balsam and only later discovered the H2G2 and even later that he had written some of Dr Snuggles.

Australian privacy watchdog sues Facebook for *checks notes* up to £266bn

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Re: That could hurt

And when it fails FB will ensure the politicians involved are swiftly (at the next election) dealt with?

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Is this the new tax grab?

I've always felt the US has used foreign firms in the US as an alternative tax source by fining them for what seems to be normal US business practice. Are the Aussies cottoning on the this or is it just some Murdochian scheme?

Chips that pass in the night: How risky is RISC-V to Arm, Intel and the others? Very

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Re: Problem?

It would only do that when its current path fails and it thinks it can sell a MASSIVE amount of them. And then would you buy 'RISC-V' chips from them? I think they may find it hard to match AMD and they could presumably put them out PDQ if they felt there was a big market for them.

I would like to see RISC-V become popular - I think it would require the biggest kickstarter and a lot of people suddenly wising up to whats potentially going on with their data.

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Softbanks brilliantly timed investment?

Has anyone left Cambridge to live on a tropical Island lately? I cant believe that no-one in ARM knew about the sudden uptake in ARM products after the buyout? Either Softbank was sharing developer information internally (and so illegally?) or someone at ARM must have seen what was going on.

How does Monzo keep 1,600 microservices spinning? Go, clean code, and a strong team

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Re: You don't need to know how 1,600 services work

But given the 1600 micro-services will largely be interdependent the API's for them will resemble very closely the functions in a monolith so there is no reason for the monolith to be any worse than the interdependence. The problems arrive with complexity and the ability of those in charge of the thing to understand what's going on. The architecture is largely irrelevant if there are people in charge whohavent got a clue or haven't got the actual power to di the right thing.

And surely each micro-service has a discreet interface or its not going to be used except in a monolithic way?