Posts by h 6

Sounds like

sounds like a company that has figured out what consumers want, and has provided that.

No need to edit your autoexec.bat file to make things work. Consumers (and design pros such as me) don't want to hassel with config files and bios settings.

And most people with ipads do not know what BIOS means anyway.

Techies 1, consumers FTW.

And that is all.

Well,

Well, if you can't beat them, join them.

Bugs Bunny was quite right.

Say what?

Isn't that was Steve Jobs said years ago right as Blue-ray was about to come out, and why Macs would have none of it?

Kids in the Hall

The man with a cabbage for a head.

http://www.albinjohnson.com/kith/bruce/cabbagehead.jpg

Classic.

Sea of Reeds

Red Sea was a mistranslation in the King James version, at least I learned that in my college OT* class.

The Sea of Reeds was actually a swamp. So, a bunch of people on foot sloughing thru a swam, and then an army of men with armor and horses and chariots.

Guess which group made it thru the Sea of Reeds?

*Old Testemant

OS

If you can't make a good OS, buy one.

HP did.

Touch interface

So why would you need a mouse and pointer?

Fair warning

I'm a Mac user and have an iPhone. I appreciate that iPhone apps I choose

to instal are verified. However, on my Mac(s) I enjoy installing whatever I want. And the OS

does a good job at warning me abot potentially dodgy apps. Maybe this is what Intel is going for with integrated security on their chips? Not a techie, just wondering.

Sod off.

We'll gladly take the Internet back from you, thank you.

Not so good for playing pooh-sticks.

Thank you.

Caught him red handed?

Well, what color are his hands now?

I will NEVER

I will NEVER Red El Reg AGAIN after being SO INSULTED by that article. Who do you think your readers are?!!! Are you TRYING to drive them off? Do you even WANT any readers?

Pints all around!

We'll done, Apple.

Good show. Very good show.

I'd feel uncomfortable

I'd feel uncomfortable reading on a PC because I use a Mac at work.

Slash what?

Verizon needs to slash the MS Kin.

White meat my ass!

Pork is technically red meat. It's just a lie to make us think pork is more healthy than beef. but it's pretty much the same. Bastards.

Jersey Shore?

Surely the Jersey Shore/MTV crowd would go for Kins or Droids -- definitely NOT iPhone material, that crowd.

no model trains

Having no clue what BCS is, and seeing the subhead, I was disappointed that there was no mention of model trains whatsoever.

That mug shot

I think I recognize him -- Nosferatu?

Scored less

After England's 0 draw with Algeria, the US scored more than the queen's squad.

And didnt I see a different keeper in that match? Or was my mind just reeling from the US-Slovenia

game where we were totally robbed of a win?

Pining for ad views

Reg, yeah, see title.

Flash?

These roadmaps seem all well and good, but the other night a friend of mine showed off his Incredible running Flash. I asked him to load a Flash website my ad agency devloped, and it failed to load. "Let me know when Flash works correctly on your phone," I told

him. At least he could bring up Homestar Runnner. Cute, but not useful.

Short comment

Try writing a game in Flash and see if you can get it on a PS3 or Xbox or Wii. Let me know how that goes for you.

What a lame name

"S5PC110A01" ?

compared to Apple's "A4"

Apple always keeps it simple and elegant. :)

Let me fix that

Verify this, bitch.

So...

"in some cases to adjust the minimum speed something must be going at before it is fired on."

So does it have a setting for "bird?"

Top kill

Top kill failed. Fuck BP.

Beyond Petroleum? More like Bastardize Planet.

Ah, May 26

May 26, my birthday. :) Afraid i'm a bit older than dotcom, though.

Huh?

Why do y'all Brits have a mostly unwritten constitution?

Good god that's ugly.

And look at all those windows that pop up out of the control panel. Now wonder Windows gave me a headache and I never cared to use it.

Well

Fuck.

Erm,

Green is not a primary color. Red, blue and yellow are.

150,000 commands?!!!

Did they at least say "please"?