2147 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
And if you ignored the warning, it did download the broken update and borked your system even after they said it didn't work anymore.
I received several "phone a friend" help calls from friends and relatives with xp computers that stopped working.
"Most competent companies have figured this out"
After they have had their main mail server black listed by some one in marketing saying "it's not spam, it's an email blast".
Checking their FAQ I see I was right...
"What is Streem?
Streem is a "magical" cloud-based hard drive that offers unlimited storage space for your files. All files are securely stored in the cloud and streamed to you on-demand, saving you terabytes of space on your devices."
So soon I'll be streeming 4K video over dial-up to my etch a sketch.
“instantly streamed … giving consumers the best possible quality without any lag, no matter the device or bandwidth.”
Cures the common cold too I expect...
How long will it take some one to figure out how to unbrick the phones?
Re: "the facial recognition system...
authorized law enforcement agencies... and that would be?
I'm guessing all of them. Parking enforcement, the works.
Who at Microsoft is making up the names... and why do they still have a job?
Windows 8.1 Update?
What Windows 8.1 Update? No not a Windows 8.1 Update. It's THE Windows 8.1 Update. But there are lots of things in my windows update history called Windows 8.1 Update?
You would think that an update that "is a new baseline" would be at least 8.1.1 and there would be some way to tell it's installed other then there is a magnifying glass on your not-metro screen.
What are they going to call the next one? Windows 8.1 MoreUpdate? Windows 8.1 Update Again?
And here we go again
Another record company attempt to repeat the "everyone buy another copy of all your stuff" that they had with CD.
Yes lots of people have BluRay players in their home, most are connected to TV speakers, a sound bar, or home theatre in a box.
- So for most people ...
- Will not hear a difference over CD.
- Will only have one player, not in the car.
- Can't use iTunes to ripp it to your phone (a + on record company PowerPoints)
+ can put a whole box set on one disc (a - on record company PowerPoints)
So expect another DVD Audio type whimper.
"US Congress is too paralyzed to overhaul and too fractious to rationally orchestrate any sort of repatriation strategy."
So time for another tax free holiday for billionaires?
Don't forget YetAnotherPlatform.
and helped to catch a Lancashire paedophile,
Well that's fine and everything but how many terrorist did they catch?
What,did they charge the Lancashire paedophile with? Selling bootleg kiddy porn?
5 star review
I've seen some free to play / pay to win games that offer a bribe to install and review another program.
People might install the program, give it 5 starts, get "free golden road apples" for the game they are playing, then request a refund.
Re: Windows 8 was built for one reason only
It's not even very good with a touch screen. I have a surface RT and if I am doing anything more then watching Netflex it's kind of crap. If you want to use office or even IE you need the floppy keyboard. The on screen keyboard is crap compared to what I can get for my Nexus 7 as you don't get a choice. You can download a better one as MS will not allow it in their lets pretend to be Apple world.
Without the keyboard you don't have the "It's Windows" advantage, you have something like android except crappier with almost no apps. I could have got a playbook for $99.
"Ty Miller of Threat Intelligence agrees, telling The Register the end user would either have to work out how to retrieve the information from a command line connection to the device"
Command line? Sure if you have a 10 year old DSL modem. My first ADSL modem used telnet, but it was also plain text no SSL.
Any router or current modem has had a web interface where you could check the version, update software...
Biggest problem is when it's owned by the ISP and they lock it down and don't let you have the password.
Re: Too bad
But if NSA found something they would never tell us.
They might leak it if they thought it might boost their budget, might even fake something to boost the budget.
No, on second though it's a bad idea to ask NSA to do anything useful.
Re: This comment is totall Bullsh--!
"New PCs may have still had XP on it five years ago. And there's nothing physically wrong with them, either."
Like just about all the netbooks. I've tried Windows 7 on a netbook, useless. If I decide to move from XP it will be something like Mint not Win7 or 8.
Re: why not try coding this shit more slowly and more carefully in the first place?
Before "cloud" Adobe has be one of the Kings of adding useless crap into software so they have something to put on the Box to sell upgrades. Acrobat has not had a useful new feature (other then making it work with the latest version of windows / office) in about 15 years. I do NOT want music and video in my PDF thankyouverymuch and Flash, hell no!
Now with "cloud" I expect as soon as they have enough people signed up they will no longer need to create useless feature upgrades to the software. That could be good if they only need to maintain the software and add feature people ask for, but I expect soon management will decide that that developer "cost center" can be killed off for a quick stock price boost.
Re: Ya'll be back now
China is the magical place where all the stuff in Walmart comes from.
Re: This will make it a lot easier...
without being perfectly recognizable and not allowing, in this way, the people in the paths of "Google Cars" to decide whether or not to moon the camera.
strong copyright is there to protect you against the Big Guy.
Ha, pull the other one. It's got bells on.
Re: Mr. Trevor Pott's analysis is correct
It they are still using XP they will not magically want to buy a Surface and a Winphone!
Re: Auntie Bee has pictures of the drone
I like how they painted the top sky blue. Guess they were not sure what side was up.
Re: Slide to unlock
It's great that Apple invented slide to unlock, before that we all had to crawl under the locked door of the washroom stall.
"BigFoot Object Storage chassis and rack"
Hope it works better then the last BigFoot drive. That name triggers bad memories.
Re: well personally
You forgot to tell us what perfect tool we should all be using...
For what I do it works great, but it might well be a poor tool for other uses.
Re: Pinch of salt
Is this enough?
Is driving over debris in the road fast enough force it through the bodywork common?
My father lost an oil pan when an over loaded scrap truck dropped a bunch of angle iron in his path. Another car had a piece of iron right through the door into the passenger seat. Could have been the gas tank.
There was also the Ford Pinto, I remember there was someone who parked one in the University lot who had put a danger sign off the back of an fuel tanker on his car.
"said person will very soon be sitting outside the front door holding a cardboard box of their belongings"
1- it was not the employees email account, it was a blogger's.the employee used a mail.ru account.
2- The employee didn't end up fired, they some how ended up locked up in the US.
Sounds fine to me
"The government has bungled proposed changes to UK copyright law by claiming the format of eBooks can be legally changed - for example, from the Amazon kindle format to a PDF."
Good. As it should be.
Your idea of contract law seems to be that any company can opt-out of any law by just including a shrink wrap license or an "I agree" check box.
Re: Linux? @El Andy
A popup that reads "are you sure you want to do this? It might be bad!" is not security.
It is unclear how the remedies were contaminated with antibiotics.
What ever they use as filler went moldy. They scrapped off the fur and used it anyway.
Re: Send in the clones
They have mastered the art of copying another game while maximizing the amount of money they can squeeze out of suckers for power ups to get past the odd extra hard level.
King Crush Saga
Glad I didn't put anything into kickstarter
Who would want 3D photos of peoples food, cat videos, and survey scams.
"Digital Copy" = crap
Half the time the Digital Copy has expired by the time I buy the DVD/Blu-Ray.
The first one I tried was WM crap that I had to email them three times to get a working code, then the Quality looked like a VCD.
UltraViolet? What a joke. Just give me an MP4 file I can play on anything I want. I'll buy it on disc or find something to watch on Netflix (Netflix works on my computer, phone, tablet (even makes my Surface some what useful) BluRay player...) before I'll go near that UV pile of crap again.
Re: Dropped 11% in countries with blocking
Of course they manipulated the stats, or just pulled numbers out of their arse. That's what they always do.
It could be payment for services already rendered.
Re: Set Top Boxes
They can't even do proper universal remotes (something that you don't need a computer to program, or a 40 page manual).
Just like the CD
With the switch to digital and HD almost everyone dumped the old CRT and bought a HD flat screen. Much like everyone buying stuff they had on tape or LP again on CD.
This was not "growth" that they could expect to keep going forever, it was a one time spike in sales.
Attempts to repeat it with 3D/Smart TV have failed (along with DVD audio).
Re: Floppy drives
I had an Apple II+ and later a //e (still works) with the 5.25 SSSD drive at 147k. I had a purpose made punch that cut a second square write protect hole in a double side disc so you could flip it and use both sides.
Re: The 6845 is a zero-colour chip
Not used in the Apple II.
So how about
They make the coin the same size and mass so it still works in the machines, but have the two colour and extra tricks so it's hard to make fakes that fool people.
How much would the machine owners moan then when they keep getting all the fake slugs and can't pass them on to anyone?
Re: So many WTFs!
I think the question was why was he in Seattle? Did Microsoft "send him on training" to the US so he could be arrested someplace where they could find some cops that give a crap about MS "intellectual property"? Or maybe sent him an email saying he won a free cruse.
Re: GROS FROMAGE
Had someone is sales get all bent about male/female cable connectors. Said I made it up even after I said it was industry standard from before I was born. Showed her a catalog, web sites, then sent her across the street to Best Buy. She got kicked out of Best Buy.
Good thing I didn't show her a gender changer.
Re: 3 per cent?
The Toronto Transit tokens had to go to two colour because of fakes from China being sold from corner stores. The Canadian two dollar (toonie) coin is also a two colour coin but the reverse of the new pound coin, steel on the outside, brass colour in the middle.
How about Zuckerberg's Ego
Re: This is the excuse of the "analysts"
Just like Jobs was right and no one wanted a small tablet, have to sharpen your fingers and all that. And big phones? No one would buy such a thing. Apple know exactly what people want.
Re: A good decision
"Actually, it would be nice to read some of the internal m$ e.mails between the various departments while win8 was being built/tested......"
I'd like to see what followed the report "it seems people are using a registry hack to turn the start menu back on".
And who decried the best answer was to remove the code so the hack would not work any more.
Re: Take aim...
MS make it impossible for anyone to produce a browser for RT or Phone where it might be of some use, but on x86 it's got the same problem as not-Metro IE. That is it's not-Metro when no one wants that UI and has a choice. Why would I want to use it when I can use the desktop version*?
*I have opened Metro IE once on purpose on my Windows 8.1 computer at work. Like the Metro calculator (opened once by mistake) why would anyone use it if they have a choice?
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