* Posts by John Smith 19

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Boffin blends benevolent beer

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Beer == energy drink?

so could we look forward to say Bradly Wiggins in full lycra downing a pint?

Microsoft announces execution date for failed QR code-killer

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Oh for the days when a proprietary MS solution guaranteed instant market dominance.

Not.

No doubt a generation of graphic designers will raise their iWhatevers in salute at such a noble but doomed enterprise.

Like I cared.

Tiny fireball exoplanet completes one year in 8.5 hours

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Stunning feat of measurement.

It's so close to this sun it completes an orbit in 8 hours.

Next to a sun that's practically nothing.

Thumbs up for that feat alone.

Note at 3000K I think only something like Tungsten is actually solid.

Screw you, Brits, says Google: We are ABOVE UK privacy law

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Re: Nuts

"Appart from it is not about a US company being sued in the UK. It is a US company with a UK office and a UK operation being sued in the UK. If I opened a .de website I would expect anything posted on it to respect German law. If I went on holiday I would expect to be subject to the country's law. What Google seem to be doing is the same as US citizens sometimes do, and think the constitution follows them."

But it's those "differences of legal opinion" that make lawyers so very rich.

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You should not disrespect a British judge anymore than a US judge,

Their judgements are part of the body of jurisprudence.

IOW "I am the law" is not just a pleasant platitude.

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"So Conflicted..... google are clearly out of order on this.....but it pains me so much to be agreeing with Apple Fanbois"

<sigh>

True. Life is a minefield for anyone who considers all corporations to behave like sociopaths unless there are strong regulators (and right now I don't there is an actual privacy regulator anywhere in the world).

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Re: You got it...

"Hackers, bankers etc. in fact virtually anyone who carries out actions which are legal here in the UK can still be handed over in chains to Uncle Sam so they can be incarcerated for the rest of their lives - if St. Barack deems it should be so."

This is the courtesy of the non reciprocal level of proof needed between US and UK on their Extradition treaty.

Just another gift of the Blair/Bush bromance.

Say thanks to old 'Tone for that contribution to US/UK relations.

Seems if you want your human rights and privacy properly trashed you need to elect a lawyer first.

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Re: Nuts

"They hire private investigators and deploy armies of process servers to locate & surprise the individual. In some cases that individuals security team has prevented the process server from reaching their target. It's all a big stupid game."

So time to Google creepy Eric's home address?

Does the RSPCA have your gun licence or car registration? NOBODY knows

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WTF?

WTF

Seriously WTF has a charity got this much access to the PNC.

Now you've got to wonder how many PI's are friendly with RSPC "officers" and what they might get for an "unofficial" donation.

As others have noted it is well past time for these quasi- non governmental (but investigative) agencies to be under FOI requirement.

WTF is... backend-as-a-service?

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Re: Backend as a Service - BaaS?

"Gotter be a sheep joke here, surely?"

Well...

It's all about privacy and security and of course sheep don't tell.

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I sing their praise.

Or rather these guys will

And I think the technical term for an early adopter is BaaS' tard

Fear the JOBZILLA! 150ft STATUE of Steve planned 'lest fanbois forget'

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Re: @ Anomalous Cowshed (was:A couple of comments and ideas)

"I have one of those. He carved his name into my picnic table."

Wow.

You have an original autographed Steve Jobs table (an iTable (TM) perhaps?)

Joking aside if he was your fried I trust you will commemorate his life in a suitable fashion.

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$50k for a life size statue of the man, but how much one of his ego?

That will need several extra zeros I think.

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Classic Jobby.

Don't put up a penny of your money and stick someone else for the bill.

Hilarius.

2013 World Solar Challenge racers start the big reveal

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The solar challenge has come a *long* way since its inception

As I guess have electric cars.

Kiwi jetpack gets all-clear for manned tests

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Re: Pedant Alert!

"This is not a jet pack it is a ducted fan pack.

Other than the slightly worrying fact that it sounds like a pair of harmonising leafblowers... I want one!"

On that basis it's actually better than a jet pack.

No 1000c jet exhaust to burn anything it lands on.

"I bet it scares the hell out of all the Orcs lurking in the mountains."

Foolish Human.

Orcs fear nothing.

Building big data? Are you building a security headache too?

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"pseudo anonymized."

Or as we call it un anonymized.

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak disses Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs

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Spoiler Alert!

He dies in the end.

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Re: From out of that room came the future.

"Apple Reservoir Dogs?"

Nice.

Sadly, I think I know which one is Mr Blonde.

British spooks seize tech from Snowden journo's boyfriend at airport

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So held for about 28:50 longer than needed to copy his personal data I guess

What's The Terrorism Act good for so far?

Freezing assets of foreign banks moving through UK banks because otherwise UK councils would lose them.

Detaining friends (I don't think they've gone through a formal ceremony) of Persons Of Interest involved in "Copnspiracy-to-embarass-another-country-the-UK-is-big-buds-with"

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Re: No need for a third runway at Heathrow

"Anyone who cares about personal liberty and free speech will be flying via Schipol from now on"

Not to mention the in terminal casino and diamond sellers.

Although I do not believe there are any "coffee houses" on the premises.

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Re: He was lucky :-(

"The use of the Act was yesterday (Con/Lib). So who, for crying out loud, are you proposing I should vote for? Plaid Cymru?"

I think his point might have had something to with the idea that silence = compliance.

Just a thought.

Happy birthday MIDI 1.0: Getting pop stars wired for 30 years

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For a good look at the electronics of the era try

"Musical Applications of Microprocessors by Hal Chamberlain."

It has all kinds of stuff in it from voltage control (Common state of practice at that time), the new fangled MIDI right into DSP and Fourier Analysis and synthesis in assembler (probably not for the feint hearted).

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Re: An thanks to MIDI....

"...is why the Atari ST, with it's built in MIDI ports, was king in the Studio / Home studio and not the PC or Amiga. Never once did I have connectivty issues with the ST and later my Facon 040 (yes a mod'ed 030). When it came to music software it was rock solid, unlike the PC when the soundblaster would just randomly just spew out utter crap."

Although some on stage even used the Psion II (saw it in an edition of PCW).

Google Glass is high fashion in September Vogue magazine

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To clarify.

As a non blind heterosexual male of course I care not a jot if a women wears spectacles or not as long of course as she can pass the question "Would you?"

It's someone dumb (or narcissistic) enough to want to turn their entire life into a reality TV show.

They would clearly have no concept of either privacy or (data) security.

And I feel I should point out that Mattie has both a spouse and children.

He's said so on several occasions.

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Or for added catiness let's not forget

"Men seldom make passes at women who where (Google) glasses"

True that.

Department of Interior dishes out $10bn for cloudy IT

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Re: Did IBM get the Government's COBOL cloud?

"Of course, most of us don't consider COBOL+mainframe as even close to cloudy, so maybe IBM is crowing only to the few lovers of COBOL who are left!"

Oh really?

Core application logic hosted on remote server. Check

Multiple processors with automatic failover and load balancing to other processors. Check.

Automatic DR to another machine, possibly located on another site. Check.

"Processing on demand" giving more processors hosting an application if more users using it. Check.

5 9's availability available off the shelf for at least 3 decades. That's not a check point, that simply a fact of mainframes (IBM, Fujitsu, Unisys, whatever) have supplied for decades

BTW COBOL supports indirect calling of a procedure, allowing a version of the array of procedure calls so beloved of C/C++ programmers.

You call it a cloud, I'd just call it a remote hosted application server which can match mainframe capabilities, not yet exceed them.

But I'll bet they make sure it's hosted in the US.

Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

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So MS marketing BAU game plan then..

"Hey people, that product that we said was amazing and the best ever, and the bestest and most securist ever ever? Well I'm here to finally admit it's a load of shit.

Please buy our new one, it's loads better, promise.

"

SQUEEEEE! Microsoft goes retro with pay-by-squawk NFC tech

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Re: Got to hand it to Microsoft Research

" 1200 baud AFSK modems abound as mobile apps and elsewhere, there's one called APRSDroid that I use almost daily on my phone (although I have it just report via the Internet, "

I did not realize such software existed, although with the DSP power of modern phone I knew it could

Thank you for giving me a genuinely new piece of knowledge.

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"it works by having the *receiving* device transmit pseudorandom noise "

<parsing failure>

(Hint. Receivers receive transmitters transmit. Figure out which is which)

That said. So it's a software acoustic coupler. using audio spread-spectrum techniques and decent encryption.

BTW I recall something about burying a control track for toys in TV program sound tracks (IE 1-2 bps) decades ago.

Of course if the AES key is the same for all devices running the app it won't be that secure.

But surely no one would be that stupid?

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

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Re: See, you keep telling them but they don't listen

"Don't use the cheap imported hamsters, it's a false economy."

True, but they are dirt cheap, complain less than the interns and look so good on the Carbon report at the end of the year.

What's not to love?

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Re: Ah...

"So *That's* what the big red button labled 'DO NOT TOUCH-EVER!' does!

My bad."

That's just not acceptable.

Now go to "The Naughty Step" until further notice.

IT now 10 percent of world's electricity consumption, report finds

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In 1975 there was a report called "Coal:Bridge to the future"

I must dig it out some time.

It looks like they were right and the nuclear advocates of the time were completely wrong.

Who knew?

Card-cloning crooks use 3D printers to make ever-better skimmers

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"Eduaction and awareness are our best weapons"

Now if you could just make David Cameron and Clare Perry believe that you might be on to something.

Incidentally if you're wondering how card scammers can afford a commercial grade 3d printer that's simples.

They bought it on (someone else's) credit card of course.

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Re: Turn Captions on

""look over your shoulder to see your penis you entered"

Instant classic :)"

That what commercial grade voice to text recognition looks like.

Impressive is it not?

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@Benjamin 4

"Please tell me there aren't places in the world so backwards that they still use magstripe only cards?"

Indeed there are.

Romania and Bulgaria for example.

Surprising coincidence that's where the crooks seems to come from.

Google follows Amazon with auto-encryption of cloud data

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The challenge. Run a *database* with encrypted records and enciphered field names*

with valid indexes which remain valid.

I think that's pretty challenging but it's the only way. I am clueless how you would do this.

*What? You didn't realize how much info you can get off that metadata?

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Re: "The data is automatically and transparently decrypted when read by an authorized user"

"Could we get the Google definition of "an authorized user"?"

Check their T&C's, quoted up stream.

Of course THE PATRIOT act makes pretty much any part of the USG an "authorized user."

'Database failure ate my data' – Salesforce customer

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AC@10:01

< long and interesting description of Salesforce's alleged practices >

"- Hosting from top tier, enterprise-class geographically diverse data centers.

Only not quite dispersed enough it would seem, eh Mr AC?

For the record I worked with a Live/warm backup system that was drip fed off the live data. Estimated (and tested) time to bring back service was 15 minutes.

But thank you for those comments from the Salesforce marketing department.

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@cpreston.

"I'm a salesforce customer and I can tell you that there are no SLAs. None. Seriously. So I'd say that based on that, they handled this outage pretty well."

Really? I thought this was a charged for service?

NSA coughs to 1000s of unlawful acts of snooping on US soil since 2008

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FAIL

So "Self reporting," like shrub bought in for offshore oil rigs

And I think we know how well that turned out.

It seems no one has powers of investigation or over sight with the NSA.

You are allowed to know when they broke (what little) law there is in this area when they tell you they did, and by how much.

NASA: Earth II may be hiding in unexamined data from injured Kepler

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Now if one of those "Earth II" planets was within a human lifetime at say 0.1c

That would definitely raise some interest.

Whatever happened to the speculation about Barnard's Star?

There was a reason the BIS chose it for the target world for their Daedalus probe.

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Re: We need better reaction wheels.

Actually that's a pretty good point. Reaction wheels are very common for anyone building a space object that has precision pointing needs and are a frequent failure mode.

They are spun up and spun down repeatedly which creates a constantly changing environment for the hardware. Not something that's good for long life mechanical equipment, especially in space.

An interesting variant of these are "Control Moment Gyros," where the wheel spins at constant speed but can be tipped in either 1 or 2 axes. The tipping mechanism can be quite low power (much lower than that needed to spin up the wheel). I think the down side is that without enough of them the satellite can get into an attitude the wheels cannot get it out of (referred to as a "singularity" in the mathematical, not black hole sense). They should be much more reliable.

AREA 51 - THE TRUTH by the CIA: Official dossier blows lid off US secrets

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Astonishingly lovely but just a little bit threatening to look at.

I always thought if it could talk it would probably say "What are you looking at?" in a fairly aggressive way.

Still just an amazing demonstration of what the Advanced Projects Division could do with a small team of clueful engineers.

When this thing was being designed the IBM 360 series had not been announced

Boffins claim Voyager has already left the Solar System

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"Clearly we need more research. Let's build some more Voyagers."

Well...

One of the NIAC presentations to NASA was an investigation into (IIRC) using solar sails for this and with a Voyager sized payload they reckoned they could get from Earth to where Voyager is in about 10 years, not 35 to 40 years.

IIf you did that a Voyager 2.0 mission could do this one of 2 ways. 1)Same instrument suite but implemented with modern technology, giving the same capability at much smaller size (handy as there are no more Titans available, although a Delta IV Heavy would probably as well, and a F9H definitely would help). JPL has been busy in 4 decades gradually whittled the weight down quite a bit.

Or keep them and add a bunch more.

I'll take a wild stab here and say they won't be staying with the the nibble serial 16 bit CMOS processor (1 4 bit ALU chip with lots of registers clocked at 4KHz. No that 's not a typo) architecture.

Attention, addicts: LEGO meth lab pays homage to Breaking Bad

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Seems like these days everybodies crystal meffin'

But honestly, who would do a drug there parents were taking?

Brits: We can stop trolling if we know where they live - poll

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Remember Clare Perry's plan to age limit *all* internet sites by requiring a valid bank account?

This does.

It's equally cretinous.

Here's an idea for all you web UI designers out there planning the next great social media site.

Include a button for "Do not accept messages/posts from AC."

Simple. Localized to site and user and easy to enforce.

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Re: Anyone see a Trojan Horse here ?

Damm right.

That list of crap that's blocked that's blocked by Clare Perry pron filter has nothing to do with smut.

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LarsG

" imagine the rise in violent crime when any slighted moron appears on your doorstep demanding an apology after having been put in his place on the web for his moronic, idiotic opinion."

I saw that movie. It's called "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back."

But IRL it's kind of stupid.

Just add creepiness: Google Search gets even more personal

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So this thing is kind of like Lotus Agenda

IE sort of natural language recognition

And allows Google to construct an even better graph of who you communicate with and follow.

No I don't think I'll be signing up.