A quick descent
"Business mullet" when I first heard it a dozen years ago was sports jacket with jeans. Ties might have been part of that.
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I first heard of ERP systems from a techie who worked for a company that had been bought by SAP., and who described SAP and the course of a usual implementation to me. I said that it sounded to me like Vietnam: by the time you understand that you have made a mistake, you have invested so much in blood, treasure, and prestige that you sort of have to keep going and find a point at which to declare victory and cut your losses.
My own later brushes with ERP stuff were brief, and not personally painful. My employer paid for a system considerably over-engineered for our needs, but after a couple of years backed off to something more manageable without undue bleeding.
An acquaintance was a consular officer in Asia at one time, probably 40 years ago now. One of his duties was to look in now and again on jailed citizens. He said that his conversation with one such tended to run:
citiizen: I was framed!
co: I've seen the video tape of the drug deal and it looks very convincing.
citizen: They violated my consitutional rights!
co: Not under the constitution of ***********.
Meanwhile, for what it's worth, persons who apparently mean to be taken seriously are making odd suggestions over here:
https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/25/how-medical-chickenpox-parties-could-turn-the-tide-of-the-wuhan-virus/
Around 30 years ago, I worked on a government contract supporting Data General MV/Eclipses used for office automation. It turned out that some gifted person had written a terminal-based version of Space Invaders that ran on these machines. Now, they were good-enough minicomputers, and would support a lot of people writing documents and sending email, but they were not made for the sort of computing to support descending and exploding aliens.
One day, one of our operators decided to fire up Space Invaders in the middle of working hours, and brought that machine to its knees. A quick run of the equivalent of "ps -ef" quickly identified the problem, we killed the process, and talked to the operator.
What? You're right, no network was involved.
The American author Guy Davenport claimed to have once seen Jean-Paul Sartre when the latter's jacket pocket was on fire. After trying and failing to call Sartre's attention to this ("Monsieur vous brulez!" or thereabouts), he or his friend poured a glass of water into the pocket.
Increasingly I use Python where once I'd have used Perl, chiefly because the young and energetic all seem to know Python, and they may inherit my scripts in a few years.
Once, though, I was looking over a lot of PHP scripts for a system we were bringing in house, and not liking the quality of the code or the quantity of the documentation. Then I a found file that actually had decent structure and documentation. It turned out to be a Perl script that I had written to demonstrate something to these folks. It turns out that you can put all the Perl you want in a file with the ".php" extension, as long as the first line is
#!/usr/bin/perl
I would just point out that Brigham Young was the second leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints, otherwise Mormons, and led them from Illinois to Utah. Brigham Young University is said to be an excellent school. I have to imagine that Utah has more than a few young Brighams.
Many years ago, I heard a talk by a fellow who had been TV critic for one of the local newspapers. He claimed to have been told that TVs brought on sterility, and to have guarded against this by turning an armchair around, and watching while he knelt on the seat. I assume this was facetious.
Those with eclectic tastes in reading may remember a bit in Thomas Pynchon's novel V in which a sailor considers exposure to radar as a method of birth control.
Yes, but who needs magnets when you have fire hoses?
Many years ago, I worked for a typesetting company. Magnetic storage hadn't quite made it all the way in that world, and files where kept on paper tape. One day, a storeroom a few floors down caught fire, and by the time the fire department had everything out, an awful lot of paper tapes were drenched. Most turned out to be more or less recoverable, but not all. I no longer remember whether there were random errors introduced.
During the late 1980s and early 1990s, I worked mostly with Data General minicomputers. There the equivalent of "cd /; rm *.*" was
DIR :
DELETE #
The good news was the :PMGR.EXE, the peripherals manager, was fairly high up in the order of files in the root directory (hash-organized), and once it went the system would forget how to talk to the disks, halting the operation. If you were lucky, the slob who had run in the last update would have left :PMGR.EXE.OLD in place, and you could rename it, and start the recovery. If not, you would have to go to the "Systape". I first ran into this when a system halted, and a guy from another contractor called from the server room to ask where we kept the systape. I later did it myself, but I think only once.
How long has IBM been running Linux VMs on its big iron? Not just since it bought Red Hat. Any bets on the revenue split there?
How much more did Facebook make off the LAMP stack than the developers of Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP? (Yes, I know they aren't pure LAMP, and haven't been for a long time.)
What is the role of OSS in Google?
Yes, Amazon definitely falls in the "view with concern" category. But I thought the story could have been more nuanced.
Guess what, Bob? Protection against firing over such matters is one of the things unions work for. If Mr. Damore had worked for, e.g., The New York Times and been threatened with firing, the Newspaper Guild rep might have regarded him as an anti-social, unwoke reptile, but would have fought his case against management, all the way to the NLRB if necessary.
I should say that you considerably overestimate the leftward lean of American unions.
The British carriers were harder for a kamikaze (or plain old bomb) to damage, for they had steel flight decks. The downside to this was greater weight and a shorter range on equivalent fuel. I believe this was because the British anticipated carrier operation would mostly take place within range of land-based aircraft. Of course, it was was not possible to support landings on Okinawa (or Leyte) without coming into range of land-based aircraft, and the US carriers and other craft suffered.
My impression is that Seafire was not at fault for maneuverability or speed, but had too high a landing speed to be a good carrier plane. The critic Frank Kermode, an officer in the RNVR during WW II says that it was unfortunately common to see one go into the water after takeoff or landing. The USN kept control of its aircraft procurement, and favored rather stubby planes with rotary engines, as easier to get off and on a deck.
Can we arrange that Windows 10 doesn't take me to the Microsoft Store when I enter "python" at a command prompt?
(Yes, I know this can be done, I just don't see why it must be done. My impression was that anyone willing to write Python was capable of downloading and installing from the master site.)
The writer Paul Fussell claimed that it was widespread confusion owing to poor US teaching that led "inflammable" to be replaced by "flammable" in general US use (on trucks carrying gasoline, etc.).
I do remember a fellow from junior high school many years ago who could not be brought to believe that "inflammable" was not the opposite of "flammable". As far as I know, he limited himself to arguing and did not test with matches--anyway, he survived to the end of our school year.