* Posts by disgruntled yank

2039 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Reg fashion special: Top designer says 'video chat accessories' are in for spring!

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A quick descent

"Business mullet" when I first heard it a dozen years ago was sports jacket with jeans. Ties might have been part of that.

Half of organisations willing to be led into the first circle of hell, or what Dante might call upgrading an ERP system

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Wonderful

I first heard of ERP systems from a techie who worked for a company that had been bought by SAP., and who described SAP and the course of a usual implementation to me. I said that it sounded to me like Vietnam: by the time you understand that you have made a mistake, you have invested so much in blood, treasure, and prestige that you sort of have to keep going and find a point at which to declare victory and cut your losses.

My own later brushes with ERP stuff were brief, and not personally painful. My employer paid for a system considerably over-engineered for our needs, but after a couple of years backed off to something more manageable without undue bleeding.

Infosys fires employee who Facebooked 'let's hold hands and share coronavirus'

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Re: Can't shout fire in a theater

A few comments up, I posted the link https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/25/how-medical-chickenpox-parties-could-turn-the-tide-of-the-wuhan-virus/ . Do you really imagine they'll face any consequences?

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Re: Valid policy

I'd be out there pursuing exactly this strategy. But my vulnerable/invulnerable dowsing rod got lost last time we moved.

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Constitutional rights

An acquaintance was a consular officer in Asia at one time, probably 40 years ago now. One of his duties was to look in now and again on jailed citizens. He said that his conversation with one such tended to run:

citiizen: I was framed!

co: I've seen the video tape of the drug deal and it looks very convincing.

citizen: They violated my consitutional rights!

co: Not under the constitution of ***********.

Meanwhile, for what it's worth, persons who apparently mean to be taken seriously are making odd suggestions over here:

https://thefederalist.com/2020/03/25/how-medical-chickenpox-parties-could-turn-the-tide-of-the-wuhan-virus/

Analyst calls it: This is the 'biggest fall ever in the history of the worldwide smartphone market'

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the history of smart phone market

I must ask whether we are counting according to Sark TLD rules. In other words, does the history of the smart phone market go back 450 years, or only 20?

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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Might work to track the young

If I go for a walk around my neighborhood, I might or might not take my phone along. My wife is as likely as not to leave hers charging when she is out and about. No, we are not millenials, we are (OK,) boomers.

What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING

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"an overgrown and woefully misguided sense of self-belief who have no idea what working in them can be like"

I think that you got the We Work folks there, but "in them" is redundant.

We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks

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Around 30 years ago, I worked on a government contract supporting Data General MV/Eclipses used for office automation. It turned out that some gifted person had written a terminal-based version of Space Invaders that ran on these machines. Now, they were good-enough minicomputers, and would support a lot of people writing documents and sending email, but they were not made for the sort of computing to support descending and exploding aliens.

One day, one of our operators decided to fire up Space Invaders in the middle of working hours, and brought that machine to its knees. A quick run of the equivalent of "ps -ef" quickly identified the problem, we killed the process, and talked to the operator.

What? You're right, no network was involved.

If you're writing code in Python, JavaScript, Java and PHP, relax. The hot trendy languages are still miles behind, this survey says

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Re: COBOL

@jake:

"I do not know any proficient COBOL programmers who have issues finding work"

I believe you, but at this point all the COBOL programmers I know are retired..

I heard somebody say: Burn baby, burn – server inferno!

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Re: Oh so special's

The American author Guy Davenport claimed to have once seen Jean-Paul Sartre when the latter's jacket pocket was on fire. After trying and failing to call Sartre's attention to this ("Monsieur vous brulez!" or thereabouts), he or his friend poured a glass of water into the pocket.

Your McDonald's demo has expired. For full functionality, please purchase a licence or try another fast-food joint

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Re: "those content to let their vehicles smell like ground-up cow."

You are probably correct about diesel. I don't remember them mentioning the starting.

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Re: "those content to let their vehicles smell like ground-up cow."

A couple I knew had their car converted to run on recycled fast-food cooking oil. But during the last few minutes of any trip, the car ran on gasoline so that they wouldn't arrive smelling like a McDonalds.

The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?

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Re: How much?

At one of my first jobs, the accountant told me that one can be off by thousands (45 years of inflation ago, so no doubt millions now) in other accounts, but somebody will notice immediately if petty cash isn't perfectly balanced.

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

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Re: I miss perl

@YAAC

Quite. But mod_php would I suppose have tried to interpret it.

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Re: I miss perl

Increasingly I use Python where once I'd have used Perl, chiefly because the young and energetic all seem to know Python, and they may inherit my scripts in a few years.

Once, though, I was looking over a lot of PHP scripts for a system we were bringing in house, and not liking the quality of the code or the quantity of the documentation. Then I a found file that actually had decent structure and documentation. It turned out to be a Perl script that I had written to demonstrate something to these folks. It turns out that you can put all the Perl you want in a file with the ".php" extension, as long as the first line is

#!/usr/bin/perl

Social media notifications of the future: Ranger tagged you in a photo with Tessadora, Wrenlow, Faelina and Graylen

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Brigham?

I would just point out that Brigham Young was the second leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints, otherwise Mormons, and led them from Illinois to Utah. Brigham Young University is said to be an excellent school. I have to imagine that Utah has more than a few young Brighams.

Sorry to be blunt about this... Open AWS S3 storage bucket just made 30,000 potheads' privacy go up in smoke

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Re: Dude...Where's my data?

An S3 leak list that ends in 2018 is something like one of those old globes one encounters at yard sales that shows Czechoslovakia. Actually, given the speed of the internet, maybe I should say "shows the Ottoman Empire".

New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car

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Re: Greenwashing

Or maybe SAP has heard of the think called "skiing".

What can we rid the world of, thinks Google... Poverty? Disease? Yeah, yeah, but first: Third-party cookies – and classic user-agent strings

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Re: I trust Google to help privacy

Aren't you missing the word "cannibal"? Upvoted anyway.

AppSheet. Gesundheit! Oh, we see – it's Google pulling no-code development into a cloudy embrace

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Ah, yes.

A while back, somebody showed me an AppSheet app. It looked pretty clever, but I thought, and may have said, "And the underlying data is updated how?" A couple of years later, when somebody noticed how far out of date it was, I learned the answer: it was up to me to write a script.

ICANN finally reveals who’s behind purchase of .org: It’s ███████ and ██████ – you don't need to know any more

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Oh?

"and it's my general opinion that a FOR PROFIT corporation is LESS LIKELY to engage in this kind of DISCRIMINATION]"

Wasn't that a must-run piece last month on the Clear Channel stations?

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Re: Bothered

Doing the job at a lower cost does not imply providing the results at a lower price.

Why is a 22GB database containing 56 million US folks' personal details sitting on the open internet using a Chinese IP address? Seriously, why?

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What has changed?

The information is out there now for free, while one once had to pay. CheckPeople looks stupid--I don't know whether that's a change.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Radiation

Many years ago, I heard a talk by a fellow who had been TV critic for one of the local newspapers. He claimed to have been told that TVs brought on sterility, and to have guarded against this by turning an armchair around, and watching while he knelt on the seat. I assume this was facetious.

Those with eclectic tastes in reading may remember a bit in Thomas Pynchon's novel V in which a sailor considers exposure to radar as a method of birth control.

Snakes on a wane: Python 2 development is finally frozen in time, version 3 slithers on

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Re: Apple's walled garden

With all due disrespect to Apple, Red Hat announced that 8 will ship without Python: https://developers.redhat.com/blog/2019/05/07/what-no-python-in-red-hat-enterprise-linux-8/ .

Lynch lied about Autonomy's accounts, rages HPE to the High Court

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Re: Double negative

"Corn" is simply the most common grain of a country. The Corn Exchanges of England weren't markets for maize.

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

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Re: Floppy drives

Yes, but who needs magnets when you have fire hoses?

Many years ago, I worked for a typesetting company. Magnetic storage hadn't quite made it all the way in that world, and files where kept on paper tape. One day, a storeroom a few floors down caught fire, and by the time the fire department had everything out, an awful lot of paper tapes were drenched. Most turned out to be more or less recoverable, but not all. I no longer remember whether there were random errors introduced.

The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes

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Been there, done that

During the late 1980s and early 1990s, I worked mostly with Data General minicomputers. There the equivalent of "cd /; rm *.*" was

DIR :

DELETE #

The good news was the :PMGR.EXE, the peripherals manager, was fairly high up in the order of files in the root directory (hash-organized), and once it went the system would forget how to talk to the disks, halting the operation. If you were lucky, the slob who had run in the last update would have left :PMGR.EXE.OLD in place, and you could rename it, and start the recovery. If not, you would have to go to the "Systape". I first ran into this when a system halted, and a guy from another contractor called from the server room to ask where we kept the systape. I later did it myself, but I think only once.

Uber forks out $4.4m to settle claims of rampant sexual harassment and retaliation in the Travis Kalanick era

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$4.4 million

Given that Uber lost about $1.3 billion during its last reported quarter, $4.4 million is about the amount of VC cash it burned every eight hours.

Amazon slams media for not saying nice things about AWS, denies it strip-mines open-source code for huge profits

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Read the story

How long has IBM been running Linux VMs on its big iron? Not just since it bought Red Hat. Any bets on the revenue split there?

How much more did Facebook make off the LAMP stack than the developers of Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP? (Yes, I know they aren't pure LAMP, and haven't been for a long time.)

What is the role of OSS in Google?

Yes, Amazon definitely falls in the "view with concern" category. But I thought the story could have been more nuanced.

Google security engineer says she was fired for daring to remind Googlers they do indeed have labor rights

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Guess what, Bob? Protection against firing over such matters is one of the things unions work for. If Mr. Damore had worked for, e.g., The New York Times and been threatened with firing, the Newspaper Guild rep might have regarded him as an anti-social, unwoke reptile, but would have fought his case against management, all the way to the NLRB if necessary.

I should say that you considerably overestimate the leftward lean of American unions.

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Re: There is only ever one fight...

Well and good. But it reads oddly to write of the Googlers as if they were coal miners in a company town in Mingo County a hundred years ago.

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

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Stems

"he whole idea behind the book stemmed from the fact that as a child she was offered a place at a school for gifted children but her mother turned it down because she feared it would result in her becoming socially difficult."

Apparently Mom was locking the stable door...

Amazon Germany faces Christmas strikes from elf stackers, packers and dispatchers

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Elf?

Nur elf? Nicht zwölf order mehr?

And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy

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Re: History repeats itself

The Japanese made a couple of battleships with 18" guns. One was sunk at sea by US aircraft. I no longer remember what happened to the other.

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Re: History repeats itself

The British carriers were harder for a kamikaze (or plain old bomb) to damage, for they had steel flight decks. The downside to this was greater weight and a shorter range on equivalent fuel. I believe this was because the British anticipated carrier operation would mostly take place within range of land-based aircraft. Of course, it was was not possible to support landings on Okinawa (or Leyte) without coming into range of land-based aircraft, and the US carriers and other craft suffered.

My impression is that Seafire was not at fault for maneuverability or speed, but had too high a landing speed to be a good carrier plane. The critic Frank Kermode, an officer in the RNVR during WW II says that it was unfortunately common to see one go into the water after takeoff or landing. The USN kept control of its aircraft procurement, and favored rather stubby planes with rotary engines, as easier to get off and on a deck.

When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games

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Re: Strange device

Quite. Arizona has plenty of sun, but generally not much rain.

Amazon: Trump photon-torpedoed our $10bn JEDI dream because he hates CEO Jeff Bezos

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Re: No one is crying for Amazon

You'd expect an economic (sorry, ECONOMIC) decision from the administration of a man who invested in a New Jersey casino when everyone knew the industry was in trouble?

Your duckface better be flawless: Huawei's Nova 6 mobe has a needlessly powerful selfie camera

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the poser in your life?

The poseurs being all devoted to their iThings?

(Don't shoot! I do carry an iPhone.)

Windows 10 Insiders: Begone, foul Store version of Notepad!

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Ok, now

Can we arrange that Windows 10 doesn't take me to the Microsoft Store when I enter "python" at a command prompt?

(Yes, I know this can be done, I just don't see why it must be done. My impression was that anyone willing to write Python was capable of downloading and installing from the master site.)

Sueball claims Tesla solar panels are so effective, they started fires at Walmart stores

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Re: Fools! They should have made sure their solar panels were inflammable!

The writer Paul Fussell claimed that it was widespread confusion owing to poor US teaching that led "inflammable" to be replaced by "flammable" in general US use (on trucks carrying gasoline, etc.).

I do remember a fellow from junior high school many years ago who could not be brought to believe that "inflammable" was not the opposite of "flammable". As far as I know, he limited himself to arguing and did not test with matches--anyway, he survived to the end of our school year.

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Legality

The Washington, DC, Metro has rules against eating in its stations or on its trains and buses. These rules no longer seem to be enforced, but years ago I saw a kid of about 10 being led out in handcuffs with the evidence--a bag of potato chips and a bag of cookies in his cuffed hands.

Hyphens of mass destruction: When a clumsy finger meant the end for hundreds of jobs

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Re: thin fingers, small brain

Or you could keep it under version control.

Here are some deadhead jobs any chatbot could take over right now

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minijupe

Do the folks at Gymglish not understand about kilts?

It's dangerous to go alone! Take Uncle Sam and the Netherlands: Duo join naval task force into China's backyard

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Because ABDA worked so well in 1942?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American-British-Dutch-Australian_Command

Now the US DoJ has charged Apple's insider trading lawyer with, er... well, it's embarrassing

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Re: Tying your own noose...

Martha Stewart is rich, blonde, and was not bad looking. But she did jail time simply for lying to the feds about insider trading. The guy who tipped her off, and did some insider trading of his own was rich, white, and male, and did more time.

Would you open an email from one Dr Brian Fisher? GP app staff did – and they got phished

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emailed all the contacts?

Who do they think they are, LinkedIn?

Pack your pyjamas, Zuck: US bill threatens execs with prison for data failures

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So

Who goes to jail when the Internal Revenue Service dumps many citizens' data?