* Posts by Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face

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Facebook is no charity, and the ‘free’ in Free Basics comes at a price

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"But how appealing is a taxi company that will only take you to certain destinations?"

Isn't that a bus?

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Day 2: Millions of HSBC customers still locked out of online banking

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Is this the same HSBC that announced 8000 staff cuts last June?

Probly just coincidence.

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SpaceX makes rocket science look easy: Falcon 9 passes tests

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Mushroom

Ironic

Big, sooty, reusable. Could almost have been designed by Volkswagen.

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Library web filtering removes info access for vulnerable, says shushing collective

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The first rule about the Radical Librarians Collective...

... is that you don't talk about the Radical Librarians Collective.

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Kids' TV show Rainbow in homosexual agenda shocker

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I'm not sure the rainbow had such connotations back when the kids tv program was popular.

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Re: Interesting theology from this 'pastor'

That's not what a rainbow is. It's what a rainbow is made of. Otherwise you and I would be nothing but bags of chemicals and water, possessing a meaningless existence within a meaningless universe. Were this true, you wouldn't be posting your thoughts here.

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Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

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Re: opps

IIRC, the RISK is the likelihood of failure and IMPACT is the damage caused to the business should something go wrong. Taking these two factors together would give you a good idea of whether or not to proceed with the change in its existing format.

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GCHQ Christmas Card asks YOU the questions

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Re: NSPCC

Just tell them you're in favour of a return to Victorian values and beating children never did them any harm. Worked for me when I was stopped by one of those guys in a green bib while walking through town with the wife and four kids.

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How to solve a Rubik's Cube in five seconds

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Seems to me that there are a lot of people filming themselves quickly messing up a Rubik's cube, reversing the footage, then putting it on YouTube.

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Rooting and modding a Windows Phone is now child's play

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The next update I'm planning on my Windows phone is to strap it to a nice big chunk of wood and cut it in half with a circular saw. Then I'll take it into CarWarePhoneHouse and see if they'll send it back to the manufacturers for fault investigation.

With any luck they'll tell me they're not replacing it.

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Nuisance call blocking firms fined £170,000 ... for making nuisance calls

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My gripe...

Signed up for Millets mailing list using millets@mydomain to get a free voucher.

Ticked the "do not pass on my email address.." box.

Unsubscribed about a year ago.

Millets get bought out by JD Sports about six months ago.

JD Sports mail me at millets@mydomain at 1am this morning blathering on about their Black Friday deals.

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Who owns space? Looking at the US asteroid-mining act

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Excellent news. We're running short of unobtainium. Where's Sigourney Weaver?

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Speaking in Tech: Anonymous’s ‘total war’ on ISIS – how effective can it be?

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Probably really peeing off the spooks who will lose their best source of intel.

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Pope instructs followers to put the iPhone away during dinner

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Re: This from the organisation which routinely destroys families?

To be fair, if anyone is entitled to pontificate, it's the pontiff.

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The only GOOD DRONE is a DEAD DRONE. Y'hear me, scumbags?!

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Recently witnessed this first hand. An eight year old with a bow and arrow downed a drone that had been hovering over his family's group of tents and deliberately winding them all up.

Pretty hilarious really, the reaction of the operator when he flounced over to pick up his wounded toy was probably more childish than the eight year old.

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WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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Re: Just a quick question...

I'd also like to put in a complaint on behalf of the unimaginative...

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After three days Janice was regretting taking the job in Australia.

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Hunted TV Series - How did they.. how would you...

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Hunted TV Series - How did they.. how would you...

Anyone see "Hunted" - how did they clone the phone using a phishing email? I watched it after a long session at the pub and it's all a bit hazy...

How would you avoid capture?

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NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

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Hopefully they've found a way of allowing upvotes on comments without needing to do a full page reload.

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Uber is killing off iconic black cabs, warns Zac Goldsmith

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I always found the distinction between Hackney Carriages and Private Hire pretty bizarre. Maybe it's time to simplify and deregulate the sector, rather than implementing new rules for the internet era. If the purpose of regulation is primarily the protection of the public, then it's rapidly becoming pointless, as there's enough information in the public domain for people to make an informed choice for themselves.

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Ashley Madison invites red-faced cheats to bolt stable door for free

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Re: Other sites

Are you thinking of Jeremy Kyle? Jeremy Vine hosts a Radio2 show IIRC.

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Toyota recalls 625,000 hybrids: Software bug kills engines dead with THERMAL OVERLOAD

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Re: Honda

If you want that kind of mpg you could always save yourself a lot of hassle and buy a Diesel focus.

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Bitcoin fixes a Greek problem – but not the Greek debt problem

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"Anyway if Greece prints without permission, it's illegal."

The whole concept of EU "Law" is lawless in nature anyway. Their rules are set aside and rewritten whenever it suits them. Their so-called laws serve no higher purpose than to perpetuate a corrupt protection racket.

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Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

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Control the language, control the debate...

If they were being honest, these meters would be called "we screwed up generation capacity by replacing coal power stations with useless environmentally unfriendly turbines so now need to control demand by turning off your power when we feel like it - meters".

Unfortunately the marketing people got there first.

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Gates: Renewable energy can't do the job. Gov should switch green subsidies into R&D

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Oh for the days of coal, steam and carrier bags full of free Pit Head Bath soap from family members who were miners.

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Cops turn Download Festival into an ORWELLIAN SPY PARADISE

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I remember the good old days when money was a peer to peer system. Now there's always someone in the middle; monitoring, profiting, controlling. Not good news.

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Using leather in 'leccy cars is 'unTesla', rages vegan shareholder

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Re: Plastic fantastic

Won't someone think of the dinosaurs?

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Your servers are underwater? Chill OUT, baby – liquid's cool

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The future is Iceland.

OK, not so great for trading data due to latency, but cheap geothermal power, an endless supply of cold air, and the heat generated can be recycled into domestic/industrial heating and/or energy. Plus the tax breaks are pretty good.

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What a Zuckin' drag! 'Frisco queens protest outside Facebook HQ over 'real names' policy

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Re: Yes, good point

Strangely enough, the UK Passport Office don't seem to agree.

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Couple of questions...

What is the world coming to when a 17st bald bloke called Gary can't pretend to be a Disney Princess on the internet?

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Microsoft discontinues Media Center with Windows 10

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My DVD recorder went a long time ago. Built a quiet i3 based media PC in a nice case with a front display and card reader. Threw Ubuntu on it, added a dual freeview tuner card, HD webcam (for video calling). I use MythTV to schedule recordings and playback. It will also play DVD, (but I prefer VLC). Chromium for iPlayer/YouTube/4OD/5OD/GeekTV etc. Also acts as a file / web / squeezebox / Minecraft server and runs a suite of security cameras using motion (uploading the images offsite).

The only downside really is the hardware can be fiddly to get working - particularly the air keyboard/mouse, the sound routing and the TV tuner card.

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New EU security strategy: Sod cyber terrorism, BAN ENCRYPTION

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Re: Reduce terrorism...

Erm.. EU Commissioners are appointed, not elected.

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David Cameron 'guarantees' action on mobe not-spots. Honest

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The call of political parties everywhere...

"We will clear the deficit AND "invest" more in public services AND give you all a free Unicorn."

Vote for us.

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London man arrested over $40 MILLION HFT flash crash allegations

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Firstly, thanks for the analysis. It's the only one I've read so far that makes any kind of sense.

Seems to me that if the whole system can be brought down by a lack of honourable behaviour on the part of any single city trader then it is screwed.

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Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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That was my thinking - not sure how it's going to go - getting a new supplier before the old one has even set the account up properly. In theory they shouldn't block the switch but we'll see.. Ovo should hopefully be a bit better. Not the very cheapest, but good reviews on service.

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Speaking as a Scottish Power customer who, despite several frustrating phone calls and the involvement of the Ombudsman, has not had a bill for a year, I'd be happy simply with a bit of paper that told me my usage.

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Forum chat is like Clarkson punching you repeatedly in the face

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Re: M&S

Sir,

May I draw your attention to the plight of the half-sized-feeted. Getting a decent pair of size 11 and a half walking boots is nigh-on impossible due to the discriminatory practices of the major boot manufacturers.

Almost as bad as the racism shown to Linux users by Amazon's on demand TV services.

Hence, going out is almost as painful as staying in..

Yours, disgruntled etc...

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Aged 18-24? Don't care about voting? Got a phone? Oh dear...

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Re: Good

Oh bore off, you're the selfish one. Do without your internet, your wall-to-wall carpets, foreign holidays, regular meals so your kids can eat, cars that you don't have to fix yourself, gym membership, mobile phones, central heating, five day working week and food that's not scraped off a road, skinned and cooked yourself then come back here with your whiny self-centered attitude.

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Look, no handsets: How to do telephony without a phone

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Voip and softphone at work, which is fine until someone issues a short notice forced reboot.

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3 spectastic Lumias for price of 1 rival flagship: Microsoft sells biz on cheapie experience

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Re: MTP support ?

I have a 1020 and an old XP laptop. They don't get on.

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Visa: One million bonks a month for Europeans from next year

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Just got a contactless debit card from Halifax. Fortunately, they offer an opt-out. Not interested in them from a security, privacy or convenience point of view. (A little bit of inconvenience is no bad thing when it comes to spending money).

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Free WiFi coming to UK trains ... in two years

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Election coming soon...

Blatant rubbish designed to bribe potential voters.

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HELP! Windows Phone update 8.1 broke my Lumia

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Re: Well, since the 930 isn't affected...

Guilty! (Self-inflicted misery, hooked by the camera. But Panasonic have just brought out a better camera phone on Android so I'll be jumping ship as soon as they come down in price a bit...)

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BBC bins pricey Windows Media, Audio Factory goes live

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Squeezebox issues here.

Some open feeds noted on the slimdevices forum. I used these to update my favourites. The iPlayer plugin seems to read the location of the streams from the bbc xml, which (weirdly) point to the recorded message.

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Landlines: The tech that just won't die

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The thing that really amazes me is that cold callers haven't got the hang of VOIP yet - as it's free to call a SIP phone from another SIP phone.

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I've done this for the last 6 years. We bought a set of VOIP phones (Siemens Gigaset somethingororther) and used DrayTel to get a geographic PAYG number. I seem to remember my last BT phone bill was about £56 for the quarter, with next to no calls. Oh, and with DrayTel we get caller ID thrown in and cheaper call charges. The whole thing paid for itself in under a year.

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Planning to upgrade your Lumia to Windows 10? NOT SO FAST

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Re: need to fix basic issues

Being able to turn the phone sideways is the least of its problems. It doesn't even support proper mail attachments or certain authentication mechanisms for SMTP.

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Amazon's tax deal in Luxembourg BROKE the LAW, says EU

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Re: EU "law"

"Wuh you mean a parliament elected via proportional representation and a commission assigned by the heads of state of the member nations? That's more Democratic then the UK system."

Actually I was thinking of the unelectable Peter Mandelson and the Kinnock clan who have, incidentally been made millionaires, riding the EU gravy train. Maybe I was also thinking of the fact that the role of the Parliament is simply to rubber-stamp the ideas of the Commission, and the duty of the Commission is to further the EU project, not to represent their home nation. Or the fact that most people in the UK have never had a vote on the whole thing. Or the dodgy accounting and massive wastefulness. Or the rerun referendums when people voted the "wrong" way. Or the technocrats parachuted in, to run nations like Greece and Ireland in place of national elected representatives.

Take your pick really.

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EU "law"

When I were a lad, you needed some kind of democratic legitimacy to create law.

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Young CHAP CUFFED in Blighty over Xmas Sony and XBOX hacks

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Re: excellent

Ye! Who needs a trial, just put him in the stocks and lets throw the cabbages already.

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