* Posts by nichomach

829 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Brit judge orders Facebook to rip masks from anonymous cowards

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I don't know why...

...The Reg has omitted to mention the significantly more serious aspect of the case, which was the establishment of a fake account in the victim's name which was then used to send inappropriate material to minors.

Samsung's projector phone beamed up to Blighty

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I'll believe it when I see it...

Seriously, the "Galaxy Beam" has been coming really soon now for about 2-3 years. Don't get me wrong, I love the idea (although I have NO idea what I'd use it for...).

UK Gov not using six million of its software licences

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I have a shedload of licences that aren't being used...

...for superseded products. They're technically part of our inventory, but absent us rolling back to Office 2000 I don't think we're going to be using them... AC @ 08:24 above is right.

SpaceX Dragon, first private ship to the ISS, launched successfully

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I really

REALLY hope that the rest of the mission goes OK; it's a fantastic achievement to get this far.

Cameron's F-35 U-turn: BAE Systems still calls the shots at No 10

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Re: That photo...

Not that bad - they've already delivered production models to the USMC .

Spy under your car bonnet 'worth billions by 2016'

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Go

Re: If they really knew...

Monopoly? No. Cartel? Almost certainly. And yes, actually, I have no problem with the government stepping in and limiting the extent to which we can be ripped off. The requirement for motor insurance is mandated by the government; they effectively force us to buy this product, so I have no problem with them enforcing a limit on how much we can be ripped off for.

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Mushroom

Re: If they really knew...

Yes, actually I think he did. And he's right. The assumption seems to be that as insurers' costs go down, so will the cost of insurance. It doesn't and it won't, because motor insurance is a legalised protection racket, and its practitioners crooks whose behaviour would make Al Capone blush. Year on year we see more intrusive surveillance of drivers (ANPR, greater powers to confiscate untaxed/uninsured vehicles and so forth) which we the taxpayers pay for but are demanded by the insurance companies who always claim that it will reduce the cost of insurance for law-abiding motorists. Never happens though, does it? When was the last time your insurance even held steady, let alone went down? Isn't it funny, by the way, how all those prices at rodent comparison sites and the like are within a few quid of each other? How all their price increases seem so consistent?

Queen unveils draft internet super-snoop bill - with clauses

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Big Brother

Re: Lazarus bill

You might find the odd Tory like David Davies who has a clue , but bluntly for all their neo-liberal anti-"big government"/"nanny state" rhetoric, the Tories have NEVER been opposed to extending state *control* of the populace when they've been in power. The Lib Dems aren't any better; their "allergies" have turned out to be largely posture without substance.

David Willetts: UK firms need to 'fess up to security boobs

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Big Brother

"Lots of companies...

...should publicise *their* security stuff-ups, so that there's less attention to *ours*. "

BB - he WOULD be watching you, but he can't find his laptop...

Ultrabook price vice prised open by flash-disk half-breeds

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We use the Momentus XT drives...

...as part of our measures to extend machine service life and they provide a very noticeable performance boost for remarkably little cash (or cache...either works, I guess). I'd say they're a natural for Ultrabooks.

Apple finally deploys Mac Flashback Trojan terminator

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FAIL

So...

the answer to a vuln in their go-it-alone version of Java is...*drumroll*...kill Java (or at least automatic applet execution). And keep killing it until the user gives up in disgust...*slow handclap*

Novatech pushes affordable Ultrabook

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Re: Lan and USB

Sorry, but the Novatech specifications do not mention a LAN port, so while the bung is there, the port probably isn't. The chassis will have been bought in from a manufacturer elsewhere, who may make the chassis capable of hosting a LAN port, but that doesn't mean there is one. We get a lot of laptops that still have a bung/cover for a 56k modem; it's just that the modem isn't there.

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Unhappy

Re: Of course there is a LAN port

The bung may be there, but according to the Novatech site the port isn't.

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Re: Meh.

Well, I'm not hugely surprised at that, since there's not much margin in tin generally; the flexibility in choice of OS and the broad specs available are quite nice, though.

HP unveils hamper of Ivy Bridge notebooks

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@DomS

You'll note that there's a little "3" after the Full HD boast in the video, which corresponds to a fleetingly displayed wodge of small print (you have to be quick with the pause button) at the end stating that the full HD bit "varies by model and region". The HP info page linked to does not give any screen specifications at all. Given that HP aren't giving any details, I went with assuming the article to be accurate.

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FAIL

"feature a screen res of 1366 x 768"

*shakes head wearily*

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

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Mushroom

I've sat through some truly awful stuff...

...but I still maintain the one that takes the biscuit is "My Little Eye". "The horror....the horror..."; it truly was the most execrable abuse of a camera that it's ever been my misfortune to endure.

Ten... FireWire 800 hard drives

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Unhappy

Re: Uninspiring

I've had more than one Lacie unit go bad on me; mind you, I have a Freecom 2TB data tank that's more use as a paperweight than anything.

Cameron denies personal Trident missile firing iPad app

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Re: Global Thermal Nuclear War

It's Cameron we're talking about - let's just start off with Tic-Tac-Toe, shall we?

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Joke

Re: FFS

I suggest that they should receive 30% of the warheads...

DLNA blesses HomePlug Ethernet-over-mains tech

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Mushroom

Radio ham meltdown in

3...2...1... <runs away quickly>

Judge nixes Apple's bid to patent-bash bankrupt Kodak

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WTF?

Please, please...

...tell me that there's more to the patent than "allowing previews of a digital image on an LCD screen".

Citrix drops Rush Limbaugh over 'slutgate' slurs

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Facepalm

Re: What's a citrix

And this posted on an IT news site. Words fail nearly as hard as you do.

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FAIL

Congratulations.

"Frankly, I don't know who or what Citrix is or was..." - well, I think that affords some guidance as to how seriously we ought to treat the rest of your post. Marxist? Seriously?

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Re: First Citrix drop him.

It's going to have to be a private venture - I'm not sure that NASA have a lift vehicle capable of getting the corpulent scumbag airborne any more.

Peugeot 3008 HYbrid4

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Re: Diesel-electric? Should it not be called U3008?

"ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM!!!!"

Top Gun 2: It's happening - and the choice of star is stirring controversy

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Trollface

No...

...they just have to keep moving very VERY fast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drGlg0fWunQ 7:00 or so on...

Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

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Unhappy

Re: I'm with stupid

Yes, but I expect that that's cold comfort for the woman he's just relieved of a grand.

Cameras roll on 'blockbuster' new Who series

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Re: Re: X in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!

@CD001 - Whovian prior art @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/pyramidsmars/ ?

Texan TSA crew accused of nude scanner ogling scheme

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Re: Re: Re: On the upside

Same happened to my wife - she had TSA-friendly locks on her luggage as well.

BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server

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So THAT'S...

...where the Pinch went...

Excellent stuff.

Europeans turn backs on Ultrabooks

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FAIL

Re: Re: Are Apples over-priced?

That's just silly - we've found that W7 performance on any decent machine is equal to or better than XP performance.

Euro data protection: Great for punters, not for biz - MoJ wonk

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Big Brother

Re: Picking Sides

That's the idea. They don't want our feedback or involvement. They're doing the usual thing of looking for the "evidence" they'd like to find, choosing the policy they want and then claiming that the "evidence" made them do it; cf Lansley and the Health Service "reforms".

IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

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FAIL

Whether they are

a majority is unclear, but they're far from silent anyway; unless you consider luminaries such as the denizens of Fox News or the nastier end of talk radio to be in any way "silent".

Seriously, though, I suppose it's easy enough to have a laugh at this, but I earnestly hope it's just a wind-up. I could just about go with "This is your laptop. This is the Red Cross store. This is me taking the laptop INTO the Red Cross store. Hello Red Cross lady, would you like a laptop?", but even assuming that matters are exactly as he said I can't help feeling that the reaction was disproportionate, wasteful, and unlikely to end up producing the desired effect. You can gain compliance with fear for a while, certainly, but that's a lot different to respect and I'm not sure this fellow knows the difference. What's next - her bedroom's untidy, so burn her teddy bear? Homework late? Set fire to her books! Lock her in the coal cellar!

Revealed: Apple's plea for fairness in mobile patent war

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Stop

I'm not so sure that

these ARE benign and reasonable. One of the reasons that Apple's profit margins are as high as they are is that certainly in mobile devices, they don't actually invent that much. That which they DO invent (even leaving aside the ridiculous rounded corners and "We invented icons! No, really!" stuff) probably isn't in any real sense essential. By comparison, your Nokias, Motorolas and so forth have spent shedloads over many years on actually developing the stuff which makes a phone, well, a phone. Having arrived late to the patent party and with the IP equivalent of a bottle of two-buck chuck, they now want to dictate how the people who invented the hard stuff charge for it. By contrast, their own paltry stock of IP appears mere litigation fodder, since it's hardly "essential" so presumably they can aggravate people by making up whatever licensing terms they like or refusing to license and then suing people for stuff like rounded corners or daring to have a touchscreen on their device. Frankly, I take one hell of a lot more of a jaundiced view of this than the author.

Upgrade eliminates Atlantis from Google Earth

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Alien

They got to you, didn't they, Iain?

Who was it - the NSA? Majestic 12? The Illuminati? THEY CAN'T BURY THE TRUTH FOREVER, YOU HEAR ME????

*froths at mouth and collapses, twitching*

BBC's images of murdered infant did not breach privacy, copyright

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OK, sorry

When you said "Maybe '15-years-to-life' would be better, but I thought that most people would understand the situation, justifying the use of the shorthand description.", that appeared to be a clear statement that *you* were using that "shorthand". t would seem difficult to read it any other way; but I'm happy to take you at your word.

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Wowsers...

"15 years for murder is shite. Be out in half that probably! Should be 60 years if u ask me" was not a comment on your article? Was not a comment upon your statement in that article that runs "Earlier this month the High Court in Glasgow sentenced Kimberley Hainey to 15 years in prison for the murder of her son."? It's just a coincidence that it appeared in the comments on that article? Hmmm.

The error was yours; you reported the wrong sentence in your article. It was your responsibility to correct it. You didn't. The OP was misled into assuming that the effect of that sentence would be similar to that of any other determinate sentence - that they would be sentenced to fifteen years and be out in half that, which is actually broadly in line with what *does* happen with determinate sentences in the UK. Absent any aggravating factors and assuming good behaviour, it is customary for a prisoner to serve about half to two thirds of their sentence before being eligible for release. Had you said that they had been sentenced to life and will serve a minimum of fifteen years, that misunderstanding could not have arisen.

As regards the US stuff, since YOU raised the comparison between US parole and UK life licence, I referred to that, explained that I was not familiar with it except in a very general sense and that where I referred to parole I would be referring to parole in the UK. You kept banging on about the US system and US sentences in subsequent posts.

Retailer drops Eee Pad Transformer Prime, claims quality issues

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Joke

Or...

they basically make something up...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/news/2010/07/100721_palin_nh_sl.shtml ...

Court defies Apple demand to ban Samsung tablet

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Dear Apple

Stop trying to patent prior art and call it "innovation".

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Fantastic

Finally someone's calling time on this nonsense.

Met's email hack probe turns spotlight on The Times - MP

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Of course not...

...but seeing one bunch of scumbags laid low is better than none.

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Go

If this is accurate...

..., it kind of permanently puts the kibosh on NI's attempts to limit the toxic overspill to the defunct NotW, doesn't it? First it was one investigator and we didn't know, then it was one journalist and he didn't have approval, then a few bad apples (ditto), then one bad paper but we've closed it... It'll become almost impossible to argue that there isn't a general culture of lawlessness at NI, won't it?

World's first bamboo smartphone to enter production

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I think

that regardless of its eco-credentials, that's the first phone I've seen which made me even think the word "beautiful". No Fruit-based phone's ever done that, nor really has any android or Winmo device.

Cosmic rays blamed for Phobos-Grunt fiasco

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Joke

I reckon

the probe extended one of the camera lenses, saw its own nameplate and suicided out of embarassment.....

Airbrushed Rachel Weisz gets watchdog hot under the collar

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Problem is that

unless the ASA are empowered and resourced to view every advert before it reaches any media, then they can only act retrospectively after a complaint, so the sales over that period have already happened? Unless you mean banning sales of the product *forever*, which might be going a bit overboard?

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FAIL

+1. It's disgraceful that someone so genuinely beautiful should be seen by whatever stupid bunch of B-Ark refugees as requiring von-Hagens leveles of plastination to meet their "standards".

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Stop

... the sanctions they impose are the ones they've got, surely. And surely it's better that they impose those and make a very public statement to that effect than be as supine and ineffectual as, for instance, Ofcom? Yes, it would be nice if they have more teeth, but I'm not going to knock them for having a nip with the ones they've got.

RIM restyles next-generation BlackBerry

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Go

Slim. Flat. Rounded corners. Touchscreen. Fruit-generated lawsuit in 3...2...1...

LG 3D TV ads misled buyers, judges watchdog

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Can't fault the ruling

LG were playing fast and loose and got called. At least the ASA were doing their job right.