* Posts by nichomach

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Jeremy Hunt: Telcos must block teens from sexting each other

nichomach

Re: This country

Ah, yes - it's the fault of the people that *didn't* pander to and snuggle up to the Tories, rather than those that did... Idiot.

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nichomach

Re: This country

And the Tories would never have got in *at all* except for the Lib Dems enabling them. Plus they did *nothing* to block things like the no-longer creeping privatisation of the NHS - they just nodded through the Health & Social Care Act. Sorry, but they chose to throw in their lot with a bunch of vicious, corrupt, callous scumbags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uvllh4bQbc

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nichomach

Re: Think for a minute

There is already legislation which would be perfectly satisfactory for prosecuting the perpetrators of that sort of harassment. I have a teenage daughter myself, and were she subjected to that, my first call would be to the police. As noted, one can also block numbers easily enough. Kneejerk demands for magic code that reads minds are stupid enough in business, but stupider and much more dangerous in government.

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Re: This country

The Lib-Dems speak sense until someone gives them a sniff of actual power, at which point they throw sense out of the window and fall into line with whoever's wafting it their way - witness the government we have now, which they are *directly* responsible for. Pointless bunch of oxygen thieves.

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Browsers nix add-on after Web of Trust is caught selling users' browsing histories

nichomach

Re: Naming

Bullshit .

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No spin zone: Samsung recalls 3M EXPLODING washing machines

nichomach
Trollface

Does the "care pack" also include a helmet, life jacket, fire extinguisher and "make your own will" kit? 'Cause that might be an idea...

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Trollface

Re: Worried Samsung owner.

Also Crackle! and Pop! ?

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SonicWall goes it alone as Elliott and pal swallow Dell/Quest Software

nichomach

Re: SonicWall

We've been using them for a few years, and I'd say ours is pretty good.

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High rear end winds cause F-35A ground engine fire

nichomach

Re: "Not my fault..."

IIRC, the P39 was supplied in large numbers to the Rusians, who far from disliking it actually did a huge amount of damage to the Luftwaffe. Maybe it just suited their operational style better.

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nichomach
Trollface

Just published...

"Airworthiness Note: F35/September 2016

Electronic Flight Manual no longer to be supplied on Note 7."

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'Faceless' Liberty Global has 'sucked the very soul' out of Virgin Media

nichomach

OK, I'm obviously swimming against the tide here, but...

I have been with VM since they were Blueyonder, and they went through a very disappointing patch, customer service-wise. Recently, however, we have had speed upgrades with kit delivered when they said they would (not always a given under the previous dispensation), and when they wanted to turn off support for the old V+ boxes, they shipped us a TiVo for free (which again arrived when they said it would). When I've had occasion to contact support recently, they've been much sharper and on the ball. I'm sorry that some (maybe many) of VM's staff are having such a torrid time of it, but from an end user point of view, my experience has significantly improved.

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Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

nichomach

Re: A suggestion

Actor-wise, can we see if the guy who used to do Gerry Adams in a silly high-pitched squeak for the Beeb is still available? Let's see how those keynotes sound then...

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Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

nichomach

He was great in The Night Manager (still hoping for a second series), and he's fun as Loki (the Hulk throwing him around like a dishrag followed by the *Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnhhh...." in Assemble is still one of my favourite bits), but he's not Bond.

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'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'

nichomach

I've had...

...the insert disk on a windows phone handset, which occasioned a little head scratching; that said, that was one out of a couple of hundred handsets. Gave the department a giggle though.

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FBI Director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption

nichomach

Re: We have seen the fiasco with TSA locks

On the TSA side, there's almost an unintended canary effect, since every time my other half travels over the pond, the TSA don't bother using their keys, they just destroy the lock, so if your luggage makes it through with the lock intact, it's almost a racing certainty that it has been opened, but by a nefarious (or more nefarious than the TSA) party...

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Big Brother

Re: "Collecting information". Yes. We are.

THIS wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual.

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CERN staff conduct 'human sacrifice' at supercollider site

nichomach

Re: Its fake?!

They WOULD say that, wouldn't they...

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#Censusfail Australia: Not an attack, data safe, no heads to roll

nichomach
Joke

They should have used...

...Mongo DB, because Mongo DB is Web Scale

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Bees bring down US stealth fighter

nichomach
WTF?

Re: Brrrrr spiders.

Your idea of "cute" indicates an urgent need for an alienist!

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Bleeping Computer countersues Enigma in software review libel row

nichomach
Trollface

You mean you...

...WANT 10 times as much crapware?

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BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

nichomach

We use KMs

...with Papercut, and they work fine. Scan to email, SMB, prints follow you around etc. Thoroughly popular system.

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Singapore Airlines 777 catches fire after engine alarm

nichomach

Re: Penny

*covers check engine light with tape* - "There you go - fixed it!"

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Spam King sent down for 30 months

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Devil

Re: He is not going to be popular in prison

Next to the soap in the shower.

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'Windows 10 nagware: You can't click X. Make a date OR ELSE'

nichomach

I actually wanted to upgrade to 10...

...but the upgrade crapped out, initially leaving my machine unbootable and taking quite a lot of work to put it right. It's still nagging me though.

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A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

nichomach
Trollface

Paging Howard Wolowitz...

"Hey Froot Loops - you're up!"

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You can always rely on the Ancient Ones to cock things up

nichomach

Yes.

Exchange 2003 -2010; Dell PERC H800 started freezing. Very uncomfortable.

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Google AI gains access to 1.2m confidential NHS patient records

nichomach

Well...

...they're not confidential records any more, are they?

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Music's value gap? Follow the money trail back to Google

nichomach
Thumb Up

Re: Value and values

"Those kinds of musicians are often the most interesting" - THIS. One of my favourite albums was and is "Drunk With Passion" by The Golden Palominos , who were largely a studio only project, but able to call on artists like Richard Thompson, Bob Mould and Michael Stipe to fantastic effect, in no small part due to the fact that it was a studio-only deal, and they didn't have to take it on tour. Yes, live performance is great, but if that were the only way to finance making music, albums like that would never be made and we'd all be the poorer for it.

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We bet your firm doesn't stick to half of these 10 top IT admin tips

nichomach

Re: Irredentism

IME, it's frequently the case that if it involves technology or has wires in it, other departments are keen to offload it onto IT.

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SAP backs UK remaining in the EU ahead of vote

nichomach

Yes, it's kind of the Blair Effect - "Look, you're right, yes, but PLEASE don't be on my side anymore..."

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MoJ restarts troubled £250m National Offender management ICT system

nichomach

Re: Oh no ...

State County Municipal Offender Data System... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1aIGqrGqnU

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'iOS 9 ate my mobile broadband plan'

nichomach

Re: O2 in the UK are on the ball

I'm on GiffGaff, so O2-by-stealth, and 4G pops up a lot for me too.

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Laid-off IT workers: You want free on-demand service for what now?

nichomach
Pirate

Altho never thtarting a land war in Athia or going in aagainst a Thithilian when death ith on the line? (Icon for Dread Pirate, obvs.)

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Online pharmacy slapped with £130,000 fine for flogging customer data

nichomach

Re: So

That presumes the ICO would exercise them, which they wouldn't. These are the incompetent lackadaisical fucknuggets that did precisely *nothing* about Phorm, remember.

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Elderly? Disabled? You clearly need a .38" Palm Pistol

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http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fistolove_1_thumb-tfb.jpg

http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/17982/17332539_2.jpg

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Doctor Who returns to our screens next week – so, WHO is the worst Time Lord of them all?

nichomach

Had to vote for...

...Colin Baker as the worst, but that's largely story/script-related. McCoy had some good moments, but I concur with the general view regarding Scrappy Doo...sorry...Ace. Awful idea for a character.

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nichomach

Because his incarnation was incorporated into the continuity, but Cushing's performance was always a standalone?

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Manchester skeptics annexed in hostile digital power grab

nichomach

On the face of it

...it sounds as though Meetups procedures are really, really shoddy.

1. It should be perfectly possible to separate payments from organizational control, so someone could renew on behalf of the Group without being handed control over it; and conversely

2. Where a group has organizers, being quicker on the draw with a credit card shouldn't allow the payer to displace them.

3. The "let's notify the whole group that control's up for grabs to anyone quick with a Visa" model of renewal notification sounds utterly nonsensical.

Certainly, on the basis of this report, it's a service that I wouldn't trust.

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Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

nichomach
Trollface

@Tromos Re: Remedial

I'd have replied to that, but the plugin crashed, sooo....

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First pics of flagship Lumias for 18 months released … or maybe not

nichomach

Thurrott's wrong.

Our Lumias are very popular, the *only* complaint being "I can't run <android app> on it, otherwise I'd buy one". Anything that removes that hurdle is going to make WP more popular.

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Ballmer's billion-dollar blunders: When he gambled Microsoft's money and lost

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Doug 3

As a phone OS, WP is flipping awesome and frankly, any carping about it generally comes from people who've never used it in anger; I've used Symbian, various flavours of Android, Windows Mobile even, and my current Lumia knocks any of 'em (and any fruit-based phone I've seen) into a cocked hat. The *only* flaw is the relative paucity of applications, but anything I want to do, I've found an app for or the functionality is baked in.

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Windows 10 on Mobile under the scope: Flaws, confusion, and going nowhere fast

nichomach

I actually used to use it

My first smartphone was an HTC Touch Dual (still have it somewhere) but honestly, even with a UI makeover from HTC it was nowhere near as usable as a WP device. At the moment I love my Lumia 735 to bits, and I hope that MS *haven't* chucked out everything I like about it in order to turn it into a clone of the Android that I moved away from.

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nichomach

Re: Last chance

Honestly, I really don't get this - for the vast majority of stuff that I want to do, either the functionality's built-in or there *is* an app. Games, I mostly don't care about on my phone, but I'm genuinely curious as toi what you want to do for which support isn't available.

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Loan application data hacked, company responds: Meh, not our customers

nichomach
Trollface

"What that group did is illegal and writing about it would be against the law."

Yeah...that law probably doesn't say what you think it does...

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Adobe: We REALLY are taking Flash security seriously – honest

nichomach
Trollface

I am perfectly prepared...

...to believe that Adobe take Flash's security as seriously as they do its stability.

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V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART

nichomach

Re: What makes art?

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/16306-1/Ceci+N_est+Pas+Une+Lune.png

I have a very bad feeling about this...

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It's the FALKLANDS SYNDROME! Fukushima MELTDOWN to cause '10,000 Chernobyls' in South Atlantic

nichomach
Mushroom

Oh well done - you had to warn the buggers, didn't you?

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Anti-gay Indiana starts backtracking on hated law after tech pressure

nichomach

Re: the ultimate closet

Escort? I see what you did there...

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BOFH: The ONE-NINE uptime solution

nichomach

As I'm putting together quotes for new mail servers...

...I sympathise. A lot.

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Twin Adam Sandlers shake El Reg's movie unwatchablathon team

nichomach
Mushroom

Re: Yes, I have

Nativity 3 - Dude Where's My Donkey. A film designed to immolate the Christmas Spirit and urinate on the charred and defiled corpse. Honestly, probably the second worst movie I've ever seen. Not even "so bad it's enjoyable", just excruciatingly, painfully, woefully ill-judged. Kill with fire.

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