* Posts by Tim Brown 1

328 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

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Brands stiffed by .xxx briefs' cock-ups

Tim Brown 1
Pint

This seems like a good racket

I'd like to set up the .xxxxxx top level domain (twice as hard! - so registrations will cost twice as much obviously).

BBC website ditches modules in facelift

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based on the iPad???!!!

I hope Apple's lawyers aren't reading...

Feds probe naked Scarlett Johansson outrage

Tim Brown 1
Coat

Can I just say...

... that I think Scarlett could do with upgrading her phone. The quality of those pictures is awful!

Explaining the Chocolate Factory's Patent Panic

Tim Brown 1
Stop

Has it occurred to anyone...

... that just maybe Google have decided they would like to enter the hardware business and that all this focus on Motorola's patent portfolio is a red herring?

iPhone 4 prototype journo off the hook

Tim Brown 1
Coat

I wonder if...

...Steve Jobs was listening to It's My Party when he heard the news...

It's my iPhone and I'll sue if I want to,

sue if I want to,

sue if I want to,

you would sue too if it happened to you

Cabinet Office allocates £1.6m for single government domain

Tim Brown 1
Pint

how about

hapless.gov.uk?

Linus Torvalds dubs GNOME 3 'unholy mess'

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Pint

meanwhile...

maybe the real future on the Linux desktop is Android. As people get used to it on their phones, move up to it on tablets and netbooks, in a few years I can see it making big inroads on the desktop, especially when touch screen desktop machines become common and the keyboard/mouse gets relegated to text input.

The key is consistency and familiarity. Designers like to try mess around with stuff to justify their jobs, but there's a reason why even the newest automobiles still follow the same basic control design as the Model T. A steering wheel and pedals, simple and it works.

Google waggles free* Android phones at Americans

Tim Brown 1
FAIL

I gave up on 'free' a long time ago

'Free' like the word 'Unlimited' has been taken over by marketeers and has lost all meaning these days.

The word 'free' should be used when something is given freely, no payment expected, no strings attached. A two-year contract is a pretty big string and means that whoever is offering the deal has just hidden the cost of the 'free' thing in the amount you'll be paying them for the next two years.

These days I prefer to ignore all these promotions and make my choices based on what I like and think is the best deal, looking at all the costs involved.

Zero day bug threatens many WordPress sites

Tim Brown 1
Meh

It's a shame but

although the core Wordpress code is of a generally high standard, the same cannot be said of a lot of plugins. I've lost count of the number of plugins that have interesting functionality, but when I've checked the code (which I always do before running on a live site), many exhibit basic coding errors.

Segway death blamed on good manners

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Thumb Down

Am I the only one...

... that finds the juxtaposition of the last section in this story somewhat tasteless in a report about a man's death? This is not a "Darwin award" death, but an unfortunate accident to someone who was, by all accounts, a generous and kind person.

Sorry, El Reg, but for me you got the tone of this report wrong.

UK court dishes out 13 years' porridge to e-fraudsters

Tim Brown 1
Facepalm

You'd think...

with all that money they'd have done a better job of covering their tracks!

MS to WinXP diehards: Just under 3 more years' support

Tim Brown 1
Happy

by 2014...

I've be ready to move all my computing to Android I think :)

ISS and Atlantis crews face 'daunting' box-shifting job

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Pint

Seems like a daunting task...

until you remember that they are in space and therefore all this cargo is weightless :)

Asus Eee Pad Transformer Android tablet

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Thumb Up

the right way forward

This is the future of the tablet for me, the current crop of purely handheld designs restricts their usefulness in my eyes. Having said that, it would be nice to see some standardisation emerge for the keyboard connection so that tablets and keyboards become interchangeable (yes, I know I'm probably dreaming). I can see a setup like this replacing my current laptop when the time comes.

As an aside, does anyone know if this tablet includes GPS?

World IPv6 Day fails to kill the internet

Tim Brown 1
Facepalm

ah...

Except that's not the way it's going to happen is it?

No one with any business sense is going to set up a commercial service as ipv6 only since the existing customer base is almost all ipv4. ISPs are not willingly going to say, "sorry we can't connect you, we've run out of addresses', have ipv6 and only connect to a part of the net."

We're going to get the ISPs running NAT and address reclamation schemes to enable continued growth of the net. That's the reality. The nice shiny ipv6 future that some people image is just a dream.

There is no practical way to convert existing users. ISPs can't turn round and say '"right, three months from now you'll have ipv6 instead'" A large percentage of home routers can't handle it, and even if the ISPs gave away ipv6 routers (like that will happen), imagine the support nightmare of reconfiguring all the consumer computers out there.

Tim Brown 1
Boffin

I've said it before..

... and I'll say it again.

End users won't switch over because (apart from a few geeks who'd like an internet-enabled toaster with its own public IP address), there's no perceived benefit for them.

The only way users will willingly switch is if there is a must-have service that they can't access with ipV4 and I can't see that happening any time soon.

Has Steve Jobs killed the consumer hard disk industry?

Tim Brown 1
Alert

Another journalist adds question mark to headline when answer is "no", shock

That is all.

Wordpress backup vuln published

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Troll

Nonce

Number used Once - no really, that's what Wordpress say it is (despite the fact that they use their 'nonces' for a period of 24 hours)

Maybe someone should send them some old episodes of Porridge...

Asda slashes Samsung tablet price

Tim Brown 1
Troll

how are you supposed to hold a tablet PC?

Whenever I see these oversized smartphones I'm always left wondering, how do you hold it to use in a practical manner?

And if you aren't holding it but just put it on a desk, doesn't it slide around?

Apple sues Amazon over 'App Store' name

Tim Brown 1
Coat

I blame the Beatles...

didn't they start Apple?

(oh wait, wrong lawsuit...)

NO-SH*T CURE FOR BALDNESS discovered by accident

Tim Brown 1
Stop

baldness is not normally a disease

With a few exceptions baldness does not need a 'cure' since it is not a disease. It's simply a part of the natural evolution of the human body and humanity in general to be less 'hairy' Chimps -> us.

America spared Top Gear Mexican quips

Tim Brown 1
Flame

Outstayed its welcome

Top Gear should have been taken off the air about three years ago. It has long ceased to be any sort of proper motoring show and is now a poorly scripted attempt at a comedy in the fake documentary style.

I long ago ceased to be a regular viewer, but when I happen to catch the odd five minutes or so now, it makes me cringe.

BT erects private cloud defences

Tim Brown 1
FAIL

a tip for anyone using cloud services

If you need your data to be secure, the only way you can be reasonably sure it's safe is to use strong encryption before the data leaves your machines and enters 'the cloud'.

Unecrypted data in the cloud is unsecured, simples.

Ofcom proposes UK phone numbers prefix re-org

Tim Brown 1
WTF?

problem is...

did they manage to write four hundred and eighty two pages on the subject????

More public money being wasted.

Wikileaks' DNS pulls plug, citing collateral DDoS damage

Tim Brown 1
Jobs Horns

Woops...

should have put 'The Guardian' in the title of my comment, not Telegraph.

Which is even more ironic, since, as we all know, it's The Guardian that's been publicising all the leaked material!

(The Telegraph report is in fact reasonably comprehensible)

Tim Brown 1
Pint

Someone please explain to the Daily Telegraph...

... the difference between a 'hosting provider', a 'domain name lookup service', a DNS address and an IP address

Their reporter should really have prefaced his story with 'I don't really understand anything about computers or this thing called the internet but apparently...'

Horror AVG update ballsup bricks Windows 7

Tim Brown 1
Grenade

I may be wrong but...

I think what the original poster was suggesting (possibly in a too succinct style) was that the external firewall should stop any nasties getting in / out of the local network - or in the worst case spot an infected PC on the local network and limit any damage it can do. I can see the benefits of this approach rather than letting some dubious AV software bork machines.

Hackers poison well of open-source FTP app

Tim Brown 1
WTF?

So...

I take it you don't run any commercial webservers then?

A lot of users expect to be able to update their websites via ftp. If you want to tell them they can't because it's insecure, you're just committing commercial suicide as many will take their business elsewhere.

However I do recommend strong firewall rules (block hosts that attempt multiple connections within a very short space of time) and of course, always keep up to date with patches and security bulletins

97% of INTERNET NOW FULL UP, warn IPv4 shepherd boys

Tim Brown 1
Pint

Of course it's possible

but it may not be elegant.

The basic plan would be that you designate a single IPv4 address as indicating that the packet is really IPv..( erm 7?) and that extra address information is then found at offset X.

At offset X you have a few bytes to verify that the packet is really the new format plus whatever extra address info is needed.

Machines and routers need software updates to understand the new format but the crucial fact should be that any unupdated router should just pass the packet on as an IPv4 packet that it does not understand. Routing tables would need a bit of clever work to make this work right, but I'm sure it's achievable. Also crucially, old IPv4 packets can continue to be sent and received as before and a machine with an IPv4 address can talk to a machine with a new address without having to have a new address itself.

Well that took me all of fifteen minutes to rough out, I'm sure there are plenty of flaws but nothing insurmountable. Don't tell me that with more time all the brains of the internet couldn't make the general principle workable.

Tim Brown 1

you can use you existing setup

to access ipv6 only sites (but hardly any exist right now, and none that are important).

You just run an bit of free software on your machine that creates a tunnel to an ipv6 gateway. Have a look at somewhere like http://www.sixxs.net/faq/ if you're interested.

I played around with ipv6 about a year ago to see what it was all about, but for the end user it turns out to be pretty pointless.

Tim Brown 1
FAIL

problem is...

ipv6 was designed by nerds for nerds and has no appeal to the general net using public whatsoever. And instead of making it truly backwards compatible with ipv4 so that the net could just expand seemlessly, they decided a total rewrite was in order, hence the slow takeup.

Hey, but at least your toaster can have it's own IP address with ipv6!

Adobe update tackles PDF peril

Tim Brown 1
FAIL

Flash... oh dear

Allowing Flash files inside PDFs was just fail in the first place.

First official HTML5 tests topped by...Microsoft

Tim Brown 1
Troll

for the vast majority of web users...

... as long as you're prepared to upgrade from XP to Windows 7.

Realistically, Microsoft's decision to not make IE9 compatible with XP (for largely spurious or contrived reasons) means that for at least another couple or years, possibly a good deal longer, the browser market will become more fragmented than ever.

Google: Street View cars grabbed emails, urls, passwords

Tim Brown 1
Coat

And...

In a separate statement, another company working in this field - not Google obviously - said that it had updated the privacy training for its employees to make sure that if it ever did anything like that in the future, the public and authorities don't find out about it.

Intel preps ARM-to-x86 porting tool for iOS apps

Tim Brown 1
Unhappy

Oh if only...

...Acorn (the original 'A' in ARM) had had the marketing nous of Microsoft back in the day when the BBC Micro was the pinnacle of home computing, then we might all now have ARM processors in our desktop machines and be using RISC-OS!

Net TV to consign Net Neutrality debate to dustbin of history. Why?

Tim Brown 1
Happy

French solution?

Here in France, Orange bundle web TV access with a standard broadband package. No idea how the economics work out but they actively promote the fact that if you get their broadband you can access more than 30 realtime TV channels via the net for no extra cost.

MySQL's non-heroic future runs Castle Oracle

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totally agree

I'm surprised Oracle haven't acknowledged the usefulness of phpMyAdmin. Without it Mysql would be a pita to use. I'd say there's little point in them developing a Windows GUI. Mysql is a server database program and as such browser-based admin is a no-brainer. If they see themselves as developing something to compete with Access on the Windows desktop they are about 15 years too late.

IPv6 uptake still slow despite looming address crunch

Tim Brown 1
FAIL

users won't change

The plain fact is most end-users will not bother to change because there simply isn't any benefit in them doing so at the present time, but there would be a fair bit of hassle.

I played around with IPv6 for a while last year to see what it's all about. However even if you manage to get all your existing hardware and software working with it, the net benefit to you is... zilch! Unless, that is, you can think of a reason why your toaster and fridge should have their own public IP address.

There's vague promises of better security, but for home users being behind an ipv4 NAT router is in itself a reasonable security measure.

AMD to dump ATI brand

Tim Brown 1
Pint

Rebranding seems to be...

...something that companies do when they can't sort out/don't understand the underlying problems of their business.

Firefox, uTorrent, and PowerPoint hit by Windows DLL bug

Tim Brown 1
Stop

Before we all get in a panic...

can someone tell me how the malecious DLL gets onto the machine in the first place? If it's the same old thing of 'opening an untrusted program' , 'clicking a link in an email' or 'visiting an dodgy website' then presumably all my existing precautions will continue to keep me (relatively) safe...

Mozilla man: Firefox 4 will leapfrog JavaScript rivals

Tim Brown 1
Pint

Why all the Opera hate?

I don't get why some people want to have a go every time Opera gets mentioned. Is it based on some deep seated insecurity?

I use Opera quite a bit, these days I find it stable and fast. I like it, but I'm not interested in trying to persuade you to use it if you don't want to.

Tim Brown 1
Unhappy

Firefox doesn't like my laptop

Not quick for me...

Firefox 4 (or 3 for that matter) doesn't like my laptop. Basically, any page with javascript runs like a snail. Any page with animations that use dynamic html/javascript completely bogs down. The only thing I can think is that it's something to do with the integrated graphics on the laptop, since running it on my desktop machine is ok. But having said that, other browers, Opera, IE and (even the Windows version of Safari!) run fine on the laptop.

I've tried everything I can think of, including a few completely fresh installs, but the problem remains.

MPs call for crackdown on pre-paid credit cards

Tim Brown 1
Troll

But...

If the MP had highlighted the fact that these pre-paid cards are targeted at the financially vulnerable who often cannot obtain a conventional credit or debit card and carry disproportionally high-fees, he might have had more of a case.

Gizmodo editor reunited with seized goods

Tim Brown 1
Happy

I guess...

getting your computers seized is a good test of whether or not your offsite backups are up to scratch!

NHS loses massive Microsoft licensing rebate

Tim Brown 1
WTF?

Portability

These days, it's really pretty simple to write your application to be independent of the end-user's operating system, particularly when the local machine is just used as an interface to a networked, server-based system.

And if you think modern Linux development is just home-based, you really ought to get out more.

Tim Brown 1
Pint

Or how about...

The British government changes UK copyright law and distributes torrents of Microsoft software to anyone that needs it in the UK for free...

Ah, we can but dream :)

Old timer cleared of extreme porn charges

Tim Brown 1
Troll

But on what grounds...

did the police seize his computer in the first place?

He's old and he hadn't washed his mac in some time?

Prisoner of iTunes - the iPad file transfer horror

Tim Brown 1
Happy

the iPad - a great toy for cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40

nuff said.

Met lab claims 'biggest breakthrough since Watergate'

Tim Brown 1
Go

following on from my own comment

Here's a fairly full pdf of the research, so it would seem that the ENF signal does remain substantially the same over large distances.

http://www.forensicav.ro/download/2006-05-23%20ENF%20AES%20Paris%20Grigoras_.pdf

(Note El Reg... you mis-spelled Dr GRIGORAS's name wrong by one letter in your article :) )

Tim Brown 1
Black Helicopters

Won't name the case?

I find it strange that the Met refuse to disclose the details of the 'high profile' case unless there is some FUD going on here. If this was a new technique that helped secure the conviction surely it would be a matter of public record as part of the court case? Or did the police not disclose all their evidence at the time?

Whilst I can see that the basic theory of the technique is at least feasible, I'm a little more skeptical about the claim that the recorded pattern would be the same from London to Glasgow. Surely local substations and transformers have some effect?

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