117 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
Slides and video featuring this project from the recent talk at MLOC.JS
Re: Dude, you can't fit a 100mW laser to a mobile object in meatspace!
It'll be 4 inches off the ground... should be safe enough. probably. uh.
Re: Old Android Phone + Arduino
Re: just needs to fit one of these ...
Yeah, I saw that! The one I have and plan to attach is only 100mW (10% power of that kriton beast) but easily enough to blind at short range. It will be used for range sensing, however(!)
Re: Nifty, but the camera is missing of course
Sad fact! Happy fact is that there is a camera for the Pi coming out very soon! And yes, I will be getting one!
Re: Old Android Phone + Arduino
Hey there! The car's not publicly available online, I'm afraid :) It's just a prototype
NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY
Thank God the police have finally woken up to online security. Arresting such a dangerous criminal intent on taking down an important piece of national infrastructure such as the Royal Wedding website must have absolutely made their day. *kills self*
yeaaaah, but also, noooo....
saying "given that they are there, what is the probability of finding them" is not the same as "what is the probability they are there and that we also find them". the universe is very large and we are aware of only a vanishingly small amount of it, so the likelihood of there actually being anything in the bits we can see is thus also vanishingly small. i would argue that your use of "littered" is really rather optimistic, even for the el reg alien hunting desk...
they're not allowed to advertise it to the public. you can't advertise prescription pharmaceuticals full stop, and for good reason.
Abba? Norway? Lester, I know this is a tech journal but BASIC FACTS, PLEASE.
That he didn't see it coming doesn't really help his case, does it?
The actual number of codes generated by these devices is alarmingly small. They are hopelessly easy to hack if you have the skillz. See here: http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~sjm217/papers/fc09optimised.pdf
They are no real protection at all.
Been using this plugin for well over a year, now. It is fantastic. I am far happier on the web knowing to who and how I allow my data to be accessed.
cannot read in europe. gah,
i recently had to expose a family friend as i caught her working on fake porn sites designed to siphon off credit card numbers via my family home's 'net connection. needless to say, she's not a friend any more; it wasn't pleasant to do but i won't have my family put at risk by scum like that.
as for the wider world, anyone taking on this kind of employment is actively working toward the death of freedom on the internet. don't do it - you are shitting on your own doorstep.
We don't have the resources to watch you, so why not get your neighbours to do it?
Why are the people tasked with protecting our society so intent on destroying it? Fscking Stalinists.
hands... erm... down...
communicate plans using electricity, arrive at site in chemically powered vehicle designed by engineers, explode site using chemistry. all very consistent, well done. the joke goes a little too far if you have to kill to make the punchline, however. literally, tools.
Cops first, ask questions later
Frankly, I'm surprised this hasn't happened to more garden-owning citizens. The number of people hiding in sheds these days is staggering, it really is almost zero. Unbelievable. I have found vagrants living in my shed not once, not twice, but no times at all! Of course, my first reaction upon discovering that there is nobody living in, nor complimenting me on my shed is ALWAYS to call the police, especially if the persons I haven't found are Romanian and they have been doing my recycling. You can't be too careful, these days, I say. I would really like to see some government legislation on this (although there is a fat chance of that before the General Elections!!!??)
I can definitely see all those execs making great use of the new Myspace functionality.
"omg i can haz new investment portfolio!!11!!1?? I CAN HAZ!@!!!"
Not Your Mother's Tibetan Method
Personnel: Bourne backup writer, director of The Transporter, uncredited actor from a Will Smith movie.
Content: too much action, too much unwarranted cgi, too little story (and what remains will not be anything like the book), no magic.
Oh, yes. I can really see this seeing off Lynch with ease.
Yes, he 'hacked' a prison service computer but knowing what I do about public service tech solutions, I very much doubt it was a tough job. Child pornography and harassing an underage girl, however, not quite such a nice move (and best not to advertise your business with those sorts of comments, eh Deneva?)
SERIOUSLY U GUYZ
WE AER SUPREIOR BEINGS AND WE MEAN IT K?!
Part of me thinks that in a massive subterranean cavern in Nevada are a bunch of the world's best scientists and engineers that you've never heard of, constructing these devices for the NSA out of our sight. But another part of me thinks that If the rest of the world put together can't figure out how to build a quantum computer.
Android Nexus One?
Uh oh. Just a few generations to go and these so-called 'smart phones' will be walking among us with impunity.
I despair at this shit... like the old Asimov saying, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", this is actually currently true for many people. What is the difference between cloning technology and hubble, bubble, toil and trouble? In terms of understanding... nil. Go watch CSI Miami for more examples of gross ignorance of science and technology.
"come up with a concrete concept to crack climate change, clamp down on crime and create career opportunities?"
Fantastic alliteration. Worthy of Olly from The Thick of It. Self serving twats.
I hope they provide one without the really naff logo, though.
who runs britain
robert peston. read it. then, re-read brown's comments re: a fairer britain. lies, etc.
massive plasticine dinosaurs?
hey, of course it's fine.
check this for proof.
"might as well stick their finger in..."
you know the rest
thought this was a joke at first
oh wait, it is
... these are not the [marketing] droids you are looking for...
communication breakdown/clearing my name
@all replying to Ray0x6 - you are not replying to me, but deity - he used my name as the title of his post. i had also written a reply to him/her, but eventually didn't post it because there is no point arguing with people who choose to believe stuff that is patently false.
@Mark123 - you are replying to me, but i started my post with the following statement: "i'm no road user - neither cyclist nor driver". it should be fairly obvious therefore that i, like you, am a pedestrian, but that wasn't what we were arguing about.
reg motortards hating cyclists
it's actually a bit disappointing. i'm no road user - neither cyclist nor driver - but i find the degree of animosity levelled against cyclists by drivers astounding, particularly on these pages (which i normally consider reasonably free from such base, idiot rhetoric). don't the drivers amongst us realise that cyclists are legally bound to share roads with motor vehicles? i'm sure the cyclists wouldn't wish to, given a choice - but they don't have one. can't the fearsome motortards railing against these fleshy, lightweight co-commuters display any degree of empathy toward their fellow travellers? drivers ride in a powerful, half tonne or more of steel and aluminium at no physical risk to themselves, unlike cyclists who risk death from angry motor manoeuvrings daily. many, many times in my city have i seen cyclists forced from the road or hit by buses, lorries and fucking idiots driving bmws. cyclists are quiet, non-polluting, non-congestion causing and inherently less dangerous to other road users (unless you count the danger to the cyclists themselves. from whom? why, motor vehicles, of course). so, who has the most to lose, and who has greatest potential for damage? who here is doing the shouting? who is concerned they may lose their no claims bonus because they didn't open their eyes and look? what a worry that must be!
it would seem to me that the only reason for such invective to be directed against cyclists is that cyclists simply prevent drivers from getting to where they are travelling quite as quickly as they otherwise might - thus rendering the single, self-serving, narcissistic reason for owning a motor vehicle obsolete. no wonder it pisses you off. you spend all this money to get somewhere really, really quickly and then somebody gets in your way. big fucking whoop - my heart drains blood for you. as for the road tax argument, AC, that is total, total bullshit. road tax goes toward maintaining the roads - cyclists don't wear them out, cars and lorries do. end of story. cyclists may be an inconvenience to you as drivers, but that is all. you will still get to where you are going, and in comfort. get over yourselves, show some patience, show some respect and behave like fucking human beings, you simple-minded, self-obsessed cocks.
i finally get it!
if there was free health care in the states, yankee cops would be bereft of perp lolz. it all makes sense, now.
jahweh's big iron
@KC - surely INRI would be better? (at least in this instance)
just goes to show that attending church is a dangerous thing - i never closed my eyes or bowed my head in school assembly because that is obviously when you are at you most vulnerable.
terminator - coz this one actually won't be back.
go back to sleezzzzzzzzz
what is that windoze logo, then?
'not enough spectrum'
can't we just change the laws of physics? who made those laws, anyway? i didn't elect them...
dock vs. taskbar
obviously, when fired timed love shells would go 'pop' in a very happy, smiley way and then flowers would bloom and my little ponies would prance all around and the sun would peep out from behind the thick, smoggy clouds of burning poppy fields and all the soldiers would put down their guns and realise what a silly waste of time and money this saving lives business was! also, there will be unicorns and oh god i should go home now.
"directed energy weapon systems will transform the battlespace and save lives."
as we all know, the purpose of any and all weapons throughout the course human history has been to save as many lives as possible. top marks to boeing for recognising this oft-overlooked truth of the engineering world's most misunderstood son. what joyous welfare-centric developments may we next expect from the happy hero behemoth? my money is on .50 cal gps timed love shells. no, wait! laser guided executive benefit rockets!
hooray! time to start buying shares methinks.
vaios are among the worst laptops i have used - only beaten to this prestigious accolade by the hated packard bell. even acer and dread compaq do better nowadays. vaios represent an awful user experience, pre-loaded with more unnecessary rubbish than a gateway. the build quality is sucky and the machines require proprietary software to function properly - just like their shitty website. cheap cheap cheap. chrome, great as it is, will not improve their offering (and will probably fail on their support site). i am only slightly heartened that david has managed to get linux working on one. tried this a few years ago with a friends' machine and wifi was a total fail. never buying one.
COPY AND PASTE RUWENED MY LIFE AND ALMSOT COST ME MY EGO!!!111 BACK TOO SCHOOL 4 ME!1!!LOL
This lady seems to have received a bit of a lambasting over her grammar as well as her truly unfortunate lack of netiquette but her email subject line is, at least, entirely grammatically correct. There is nothing wrong with using "I/we/you do follow" as a declension the verb "to follow". Also there is nothing wrong with the order of the phrase "the below check list" as in this case, "below" is functioning as an adjective.
I do, however, agree that her phrasing is a little unusual and could perhaps have been arranged a little better, at least in order to avoid the slightly odd and confused-sounding combination of the words 'below' and 'follow'. I would maybe have gone with something like the following (ha!) sentence:
"To ensure your staff claim is processed and paid please observe the following the check list".
As in , a report for the minority. Thanks, El Reg!
saturday and monday were dead sketchy, no access for 3 days in the middle of august and they also failed to notice i had paid my bill and disconnected me without warning. not impressed with their service this summer.
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