* Posts by Richard IV

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Coulson GUILTY of conspiring to hack phones between 2000 and 2006

Richard IV

Re: Rebekah Brooks innocent?

I'm even more amazed that Brooks wasn't found guilty of conspiracy to pay public officials when she said that's precisely what she did do, in front of a parliamentary select committee, no less, in 2003 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AJjnl2y8U)

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THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

Richard IV

Re: Clue's in the name, isn't it?

Not to mention the perfumiers' favourite narwhal retchings and excrescence, or ambergris as it's also known.

Or the urea that's the basis for anti-wrinkle creams. Mmm, wee.

Bismarck had an awful lot of choice for his quote: "Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made"

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Auntie touts e-babysitting ... and no £15,000 in-app purchase shocks

Richard IV
Facepalm

Re: Digusted

The Torygraph will, of course, be totally ignoring this story as it's the A Level results day special fruity schoolgirl pullout.

Clever Auntie...

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El Reg encounters mObi: R2-D2 for retailers

Richard IV
Go

Re: Scene in the aisles of the future Tesco supermarket after a long day's work

All that's missing is a decal of a paperclip on the robot...

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Number of cops abusing Police National Computer access on the rise

Richard IV
Headmaster

Re: Telegram from the Queen?

These phrases get set in technological aspic. It's allowed. Commemorative laser printed card from the Queen just doesn't have the same ring. Nor does telemessage from the Queen, which was the system from 1982 to 1999.

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PM Cameron calls for modern, programmable computers! (We think)

Richard IV
Boffin

Lemon juggling

The current GCSE Maths syllabus has 6 key areas: Number, Algebra, Geometry, Measures, Statistics, Probability.

Number and Algebra already makes up just under half of the course in terms of the things that kids need to learn. Measures, Statistics and Probability, when you read the course specifications, are effectively the mathematical foundations of science that aren't included in Number and Algebra. And Geometry is a canter through Euclid with all the stuff that will be dashed useful for this new app-driven economy that will allegedly be the result of teaching kids to code.

What is Cameron saying? We'll do more of the maths that is what people who say they can't do maths mean by maths. We'll do more detail in science, which needs much of that maths that we've just effectively said we'll do less of, and we'll do more coding skillz, which needs the other bits that we've left out.

So, what's the plan? Move Measures, Statistics and Probability into Science, and leave less room for the non-maths but still important detail bits of science - "only a" theories such as evolution? Make "coding" a 2 year exercise in joining the demo scene and have employers bemoaning the lack of algorithm analysis skills before we change everything again? We might have some very pretty apps that don't do much though. And roughly the same maths skills as we ever did.

I'm off to juggle some lemons.

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US chief spook: Look, we only want to spy on 6.66 BEELLLION of you

Richard IV
Black Helicopters

Making one wonder...

When it comes to conspiracy theories, I try to work out how much competence the theory requires the {insert shadowy organisation here} to have. High difficulty level means less likely, usually.

This one always had a fairly low bar for competence based on what we already know the various cloudy/massive data gathering companies like to collect. Faking the moon landings still needs you to build a really big rocket and not have it explode on launch.

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Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

Richard IV
Headmaster

Pedantry ahoy!

This is patchwork, not a patchwork quilt. Quilts have at least 2 layers plus some downy filler (Iron Man 2, perhaps?) Graphene, by definition, has only one. Beyond that, it's graphite.

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My bleak tech reality: You can't trust anyone or anything, anymore

Richard IV

Re: "...a cookie would work just as well"

No he isn't. He's suggesting that the data protected by a password on many sites often isn't worth protecting to that level.

Does knowing "I am the same person that viewed your site last Tuesday" merit the creation of a username and password? The presence of a cookie is just as good a discriminator for tracking purposes as requiring a login.

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Stand by for PURPLE KETCHUP as boffins breed SUPER TOMATOES

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Re: Carrots

Orange is "new"? It's been a good 300 years since the Dutch pulled off their nationalistic selective breeding coup.

I've found the purpureal varieties of veg tend to be a bit more flavoursome, if more staining, than others but, if I'm reading the article correctly, the JIC are vaunting that they've managed to engineer only the colourant gene in. Here's hoping the actually-tasting-nice code is built into it...

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

Richard IV

Re: Acronymity...

we surrealists pronounce it giraffics.

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Soylent Corporation prepares to DEFEAT FOOD

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Go

Re: God's own food?

Only if you have 18 pints per day and supplement it with 2 pints of milk and a pint of orange juice.

It's close though ;)

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How Google lost the trust of Europe’s data protection authorities

Richard IV
Headmaster

Re: Can I suggest

The suggestion isn't that Google are evading tax, but evading paying a fair share of tax. There's a massive difference in meaning.

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No.10 guru: UK tech scene is AN EXPLODING CHEESE

Richard IV
Coat

Shoreditch is...

Lymeswold.

And likely to be just as successful.

Mine's the one with the sheaf of Government statements saying "We don't pick winners" in.

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John Lennon's lesson for public-domain innovation

Richard IV
Mushroom

Political correctness circa 1937

Oh, the humanity!

A quick etymology search reveals that humankind and mankind have been coexisting since the 17th century, along with earthlings. One day, perhaps happily.

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BT copper-cable choppers cop 16 months in the cooler

Richard IV

Re: What's it worth? @El Presidente

I wouldn't be surprised / I have some idea / I overdid a rhetorical flourish.

I'll admit to ignorance of the thickness of copper in the wires involved - @2cm diameter a tonne will be around 400m of wire, which I'd imagine would take up about 1/2 m^3 in volume allowing for insulation and imperfect packing (were it a pure copper ingot it would be approx 0.1 m^3), and a few reels like that is going to start buggering the suspension in the vehicle you use.

It's not as though you can repeat this too often in a given area, and you're sometimes going to yield fibre rather than your planned copper haul, so the risk/effort/reward ratios look way out to me. [Unless you come up with a way of being paid to replace the cable you've just nicked.., ideally with the same cable]

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Richard IV

Re: What's it worth?

I've long wondered why the media always insists on reporting the value of drugs seized - "What? A million quid for a few kilos? What proportion gets through? Hmm, so long as I don't traffic somewhere that has the death penalty..."

This is exactly the opposite - even at vastly inflated metal prices, the amount of effort involved hardly seems commensurate to get a few grand at scrap and the risk of a year or so banged up.

The media generally keep banging on about how copper is hitting record prices per tonne. Instead, they should be pointing out that just 1 tonne is a hell of a lot of copper wire, even at whatever wire gauge BT use.

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Richard IV
WTF?

@Psyx "Perhaps" scenarios

We can and do sentence people on perhaps scenarios - attempted [X], dangerous driving, negligence, and espionage to name but a few.

The actual outcome is doubtless of prime importance, but to totally ignore the subjunctive is equally as silly. It's the courts' job to weigh up which risk scenarios were unacceptably brought into play and they are usually quite good at that. I'd be very worried if someone was sentenced for disturbing a butterfly on the basis that it could cause adverse weather elsewhere in the world, but I'd be absolutely disgusted if someone cut the power to a hospital and got off scot free because, by some miracle, no-one died in the time before the emergency supply kicked in.

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Public told to go to hell, name Pluto's two new moons

Richard IV

I've gone and submitted Pirithous as an alternative. It's one of my favourite "don't piss off the Gods" stories.

He and Theseus went down to the underworld with the intent of taking Persephone as his wife. Needless to say it didn't end well, what with them both being trapped on the chair of forgetfulness by Hades, and Theseus only being freed at the expense of his buttocks when Heracles harrowed hell to get Cerberus; Pirithous was trapped forever.

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3 Brits banged up for £300k VAT scam

Richard IV
Headmaster

Re: or ....

I'm not sure which makes me more annoyed: the £120bn avoided/evaded/uncollected estimate by the Tax Justice Network (which is probably on the conservative side of reality), or that the circles are scaled by radius rather than area (to deliberately and needlessly skew the perceptual effect).

[It's probably the former, but still...]

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Customer service rep fired for writing game that mocks callers

Richard IV
Joke

It could be a sequitur - if the minister thinks that 11122211 is her SIN ;)

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Why did your outsourced IT fall over? Cos you weren't on Twitter

Richard IV
Boffin

Re: I'm wondering

The gears are metaphoric - their differently sized teeth mean they won't interlink well and will be subject to failure. That's where Gartner comes in - they are a third gear connected to both of the other two...

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Another new asteroid-mining firm: 'First commercial space fleet'

Richard IV

Re: Next off the starting blocks...

I, for one, won't be interested until the Post Terran Mining Corporation is formed.

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Wanna really insult someone? Log off and yell it in the street - gov

Richard IV
Headmaster

That would be "threatening or abusive words or behaviour"

It doesn't say the words or punctuation weren't changed to make grammatical sense, as the true pedant in you knows they have been.

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UK falls behind in global graphene patent race

Richard IV

Instead of an xkcd reference:

An RP Feynman one.

From the story called I want my Dollar in Surely you're joking Mr Feynman, available from all good bookstores.

[D]uring the war, at Los Alamos, there was a very nice fella in charge of the patent office for the government, named Captain Smith. Smith sent around a notice to everybody that said something like, "We in the patent office would like to patent every idea you have for the United States government, for which you are working now. Any idea you have on nuclear energy or its application that you may think everybody knows about, everybody doesn't know about: Just come to my office and tell me the idea."

I see Smith at lunch, and as we're walking back to the technical area, I say to him, "That note you sent around: That's kind of crazy to have us come in and tell you every idea."

We discussed it back and forth - by this time we're in his office-and I say, "There are so many ideas about nuclear energy that are so perfectly obvious, that I'd be here all day telling you stuff."

"LIKE WHAT?"

"Nothin' to it!" I say. "Example: nuclear reactor . . . under water. . water goes in . . . steam goes out the other side . . . Pshshshsht - it's a submarine. Or: nuclear reactor . . . air comes rushing in the front. . . heated up by nuclear reaction . . . out the back it goes . . . Boom! Through the air-it's an airplane. Or: nuclear reactor . . you have hydrogen go through the thing . . . Zoom! - it's a rocket. Or: nuclear reactor . . . only instead of using ordinary uranium, you use enriched uranium with beryllium oxide at high temperature to make it more efficient . . . It's an electrical power plant. There's a million ideas!" I said, as I went out the door.

Nothing happened.

About three months later, Smith calls me in the office and says, "Feynman, the submarine has already been taken. But the other three are yours."

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CIOs: Don't listen to tech vendors on ICT skills, listen to US

Richard IV
Unhappy

Re: CIO Agenda

Putting the really cynical hat on, one could argue that for the entire graduate job market...

1) There's a big salary advantage in having a degree. (The argument for student fees)

2) That goes down the more people who have one. (Something to do with supply and demand)

3) Profit! (Unless you're funding said degrees, or getting them)

Every year or so the Association of Graduate Recruiters puts out a report saying how phenomenally tough it is. A couple of years back, they attached a graph showing the %age changes year on year since 1989. I ran those percentages through the old calculator and they essentially showed that their recruitment numbers didn't get beyond 1989 levels until 2006 or so. Over that period there's been a massive rise in graduate supply, and demand has plummeted since then.

When business groups bang on about having to import workers to cover skill shortages I start wondering why:

They don't form some kind of cooperative to run a specialist training centre that works to the standard they expect and without them complaining to government about the supply?

Government doesn't give them a _temporary_ import window in which to set up a specialist training centre and start training locally, after which the imported workers are no longer necessary?

Skills "shortages" have little to do with it - it's an abrogation of duty to help develop those skills, and unwillingness to pay above the internationally lowest price one can find workers at.

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Opposable thumbs for FISTS, not finesse, say bioboffins

Richard IV
Holmes

Re: A title should not contradict it's article

I'd claim foreshadowing of Daily Mail mode, but I'd be lying ;(

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Richard IV
Headmaster

A title should not contradict it's article

(Unless it's Pretend You're The Daily Mail Day, in which case I apologise)

It's the palm and finger size relative to the thumb that's for fists, not the opposable thumb in and of itself.

Notice how the chimp has opposable thumbs but is rubbish at fists.

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Shh! Proxima Centauri can hear us!

Richard IV

Re: Proxies surely.

We don't know their names, so Anonymous Proxies surely.

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Search engines we have known ... before Google crushed them

Richard IV
Happy

Re: Why no mention of Northern Light?

Gah! Ninja'd!

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Richard IV

Anyone remember 10 years or so back when Northern Light was a public search engine and not a fancy dan research portal thingy?

It had this lovely context-aware refinement system so that a search for Dates would suggest adding filters for fruit, calendars or going out and the like. This narrowed the search results seriously quickly rather than seeing it as an opportunity to serve up more adverts. The only search engine I've ever found to be truly intuitive. I was gutted when they went corporate intranet only.

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Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

Richard IV
WTF?

@GotThumbs: Envious? Moi?

Your solution to childishness seems to be to act like some teenagers think they have to - do anything to be popular, even if that means you end up surrounded by vapid arseholes and become one yourself. To continue the teenage analogy with your argument, it is therefore perfectly OK for someone whom you thought a friend to betray what you thought were confidences on the basis that only a fool would not blab such juicy gossip and, anyway, you didn't say you didn't want anyone to know this one time.

As a teenager, I was bemused at the notion of popularity and the idea that personality faults seemed to be more forgiveable to some if you had improbable hair. Just because Daddy could afford to take you skiing every winter with anyone prepared to brown nose you didn't make you an intrinsically better person.

As an adult, I'm bemused that being able to play the tax and political lobbying game well makes you a successful capitalist and it's all down to your sense/ability, while being able to play the welfare game well makes you a dole scum scrounger who should be shot and it's all down to your substandard feral genes.

I'm at neither extreme. I hope that I have a reasonably adult sense of fairness. This whole letter versus the spirit of the law type argument is akin to a certain kind of notice that I see cropping up from time to time like "no goats allowed in the public bar" or "do not use this drill as a toothpick" where you just know that someone has acted like a dick in the past and used the "it doesn't say not to anywhere" defence. Do we really need to explain to companies how not to be a dick? Is there an adult way of doing so without them throwing a hissy fit? What's the international politics version of stopping the car and telling them to walk home?

There's a rather wonderful opening to a Poul Anderson novella that's rather apposite here:

"Crime is entirely a matter of degree. If you shoot your neighbour in order to steal his property, you are a murderer and a thief, subject to enslavement. If, however, you gather a band of lusty fellows in the name of honour and glory, knock off a couple of million people, take their planet, and hit up the survivors for taxes, you are a great conqueror, a hero, a statesman, and your name goes down in the history books."

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The latest tech firm to be accused of tax dodging: Microsoft

Richard IV
IT Angle

Re: Dodgy

"Sorry, but it's a companies duty to act in the interests of it's shareholders. If I was a shareholder, and the company declared a £10m write-off 'because it seems like a fair thing to do', I think I'd be rather miffed."

There's nothing to stop us changing that first bit - to act in the interests of its shareholders and the society it operates within by maximising distribution ie dividends and tax. Apart from the lobbying wails that this would be "bad for business".

Starbucks capitulated on the basis that the £10m sop was cheap to avert a tabloid inspired lynching. It's not the multinationals that deserve the lynching though - it's the idiots who developed and approved the rules and treaties that are so easily exploited by said multinationals. If there's a true IT angle, its the lesson that endless patching can easily leave you with a system that you neither understand nor does what you want. To make matters worse, the developers of this system have a vested interest in it being shit while the approvers will approve nigh on anything if told it's "good for business".

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Deputy PM: Rip up Snoop Charter, 'go back to the drawing board'

Richard IV
Headmaster

Re: "You've not needed it for the last 2000 years " @Jedit

"No, we didn't need a law to ensure security on the public internet (est. 1995) for the last 2000 years. By a bizarre coincidence, we also didn't need road safety laws before we invented cars."

*ahem* Speed limits and suchlike have been around since the 1860s, when traction engines were all the rage, while not driving on the pavement, oft quoted to nervous cyclists by the type of driver that you wouldn't want to share the road with, has been around since the 1835 Highway Act.

A better bit of logic on not needing communications data would be the lack of such data collection for non-electronic versions and general distaste towards doing so (even barring the impracticality).

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Google's ethics, cosy UK.gov chats under Westminster scrutiny

Richard IV
Headmaster

To properly quote the yanks

No taxation without representation. Where's my Cayman Islands ballot paper? And my Liechtenstein one? And the opportunity to get various legislatures in the Channel Islands to add a law requiring accounts to be filed in Sumerian to their statute books.

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Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

Richard IV

Re: two simple laws

@James Micallef

I don't disagree with you, but it doesn't stop one fantasising.

Setting a nesting limit on corporate ownership could be fun - have them either wholly owned by individuals, joint ventures entirely owned by companies entirely owned by individuals, and subsidiaries entirely owned by one company entirely owned by individuals. Maximum depth is 2, which shouldn't be too hard to investigate if you also have ownership transparency laws.

As could taking companies' legal personhood to a perverse limit - abolish corporate slavery, or have citizenship tests and work visas for companies.

On a slightly more serious note, it should be incumbent on governments, who, after all, are giving moral rights to entities in the form of intellectual property law, to therefore demand a certain level of moral responsibility from those to whom it gives those rights. Sadly, governments avoid doing this on the basis that all growth is created equal, which it plainly isn't. Company law is set up explicitly to require a chrematistic approach - the focus is on maximising profit for the shareholders. Requiring an economic approach in the old resource husbandry sense of the word - maximising distribution (to shareholders and tin taxes) could be another way through.

Fantasy indeed *sigh*

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Richard IV

Re: It's the wrong discussion

"I assume that all those who criticize Google and the other companies who avoid tax in this manner are squeaky clean in terms of tax avoidance; no ISAs, no Premium Bonds, no shopping in duty free on the way out of the country."

Ah, the old argument that all tax avoidance is created equal.

Why do governments give tax breaks for things like ISAs, charitable donations, duty free etc? It's as an encouragement to do stuff that they want people to do - have savings, give to charity, spend more money in this country if you're foreign. There are a similar set of breaks for companies - do R&D, help build up bits of the economy that we consider important and so on.

What about the breaks as regards multinational corporations moving capital between their subsidiaries? It's because governments have been persuaded that it is unfair for companies to be taxed twice on the same bit of capital, and indeed it is up to a point.

The madness comes when those subsidiaries can claim for the good things that have been done by their sibling companies worldwide as if all those good things had been done by them. Hence the Dutch royalties exemption (to encourage local companies to create internationally profitable IP) is twisted to move IP created elsewhere into what becomes a tax haven.

To me, this is the corporate version of those families the tabloids keep finding who have a million kids and live entirely on benefits in two council house next door to each other. At least those families are largely consanguineous - the corporations adopt a few orphans or kidnap some street urchins for good measure.

If we found some way of ensuring worldwide that subsidiaries of multinationals could only claim credit for stuff that they themselves had done, then the madness would largely go away - double taxation prevention would be sensible and corporate good would be properly rewarded.

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Richard IV

Re: two simple laws

That still won't catch them. The local subsidiary will be set up to pay at least 100% of what, in a company trading in a single country would be called profits, to the minimally taxed subsidiary in another country. It's the tax exemption specifically on royalties that causes the Netherlands to be used, for example. Transfer pricing on intangible goods such as IP is effectively at whatever a multinational says it is.

May I suggest Law 3?

Intra-group capital transfers leaving a country are taxable as profits.

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Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

Richard IV
Boffin

Quite right too!

She's at a science academy and didn't use science (like a lead shield), or engineering (like a hammer) to maintain her privacy? Disgraceful!

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Psst: Heard the one about the National Pupil Database? Thought not

Richard IV

Legitimate and fruitful areas for further research

"For example, we have had to reject requests to use the data for analysis on sexual exploitation, the impact on the environment of school transport, and demographic modelling, all of which seem to be legitimate and fruitful areas for further research."

And which needed the pupil database how, exactly? Granted, they are legitimate areas of research, but is the full on albeit anonymised dataset really the appropriate level at which access should be given? Certainly the latter two examples of rejections sound as though they could be done entirely through school-level aggregations.

The creepiness in our version of the database state is not so much in the amount of data, but in the breadth of people given unfiltered access to it. Pretty much all of the unencrypted data lost away from the office stories seem to have involved inappropriately granular information being analysed in the likes of Excel in the hope that something "useful" will be found. I'd be a lot happier if the government put some work into a standard framework for data querying at the appropriate granularity and scope (ie exactly the information required and no more) rather than keep extending nigh on unfettered access to people who don't really need it.

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Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

Richard IV
Headmaster

Panini

... is already the plural. It should be "paninos", or poncy toasties.

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Richard IV

Sr. Dowling, there's an equally strong tradition of direct literal translation of what foreigners call stuff.

Sometimes they sit side by side - pasta shells and conchiglie, others take over - Black Forest Gateau vs Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte, and others stay true to the original (I still have hopes for the popularisation of Whore's sauce against Puttanesca though). I note from Wikipedia that the Germans call a Latte 'Milchkaffee' ie Milky coffee, or what Debenhams should have called it (without the reallys). Granted, it's a massive affectation by Debenhams to adopt what is already a losing position.

Cappuccino might well _mean_ little hood, but it's named after the order of friars (for their white robes) who are named for the hoods. Same as Capuchin monkeys.

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Uh-oh! Kim Dotcom is back with a brand new Megaupload site

Richard IV

Re: seems reasonable @Pen-y-gors

You can be. It's Aiding and Abetting under certain circumstances such as if you knew what was going on.

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New British tax-cuts-for-patents scheme criticised

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@AC 13:41

Someone got out of bed the wrong side today.

The fundamental issue is that there are 2 populations that it is nigh on impossible to separate using legal language - nice people and bastards. Presented with an example, most of us can say which category it falls in, but the generalisation is frustratingly difficult to come by. Is that a patent troll or a genuine innovator? The deserving or undeserving poor? Virgin or First Group*?

The main difference between left and right-wing politics is that the left thinks of nice poor people and rich bastards when devising policy while the right does the opposite. Both sides forget that they are only modelling half the population at best. Worse, it's probably impossible to devise a system that nice people can work better than bastards.

*Possibly a trick question.

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Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

Richard IV
Headmaster

** Surely the other way round

So far as I'm aware the only noodles with holes down the middle are suffixed with "doodles".

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New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

Richard IV
IT Angle

Why stickers at the houses?

I've still got a redirect in force from my old address and mail addressed there magically obtains a sticker _on the envelope_ at the sorting office. It seems to me that there's a database somewhere that's just screaming for a "Can leave at neighbours" field.

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Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time

Richard IV
Alert

Re: fixed it for you

Fixing a fixed fix:

Cookies are small text files that keep you logged into The Register, Yahoo/Google/Live Mail and some other online web services that maintains some form of session or preference. It doesn't have to be done this way although it is the easiest (it's really a bodge around HTTP being explicitly stateless). They _can_ be used for spying, but the one bit of social good the spies have given to society is using part of the oodles of money they glean from doing so to keep a huge part of the world wide web free to access (as in without charge). Cookieless sessions are perfectly possible, but can be a pain for other reasons.

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UK data-blurt cockups soared 1,000 PER CENT over last five years

Richard IV

Any data loss/breach is bad, but...

Those large percentages would appear to be largely as a result of the small numbers (of losses/breaches if not necessarily individuals) involved. There has been an infinite percentage increase in reported lion sightings in Essex of late (zoo and circus visits notwithstanding). When you're looking for something (and know what you're looking for), you stand a far better chance of seeing it. That the data is since 2007 is not insignificant - that's when the big HMRC data loss happened.

Are these "constant increases" a linear or geometric progression? That would help one judge whether things might get better - linear would mean the trend is set for a (mere) doubling in the next 5 years while geometric is on for another 1000% rise...

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Work for the military? Don't be evil, says ethicist

Richard IV
Headmaster

Anachronistic Word

The reason Newton and Franklin considered themselves (natural) philosophers rather than scientists is that we've only been using the word scientist for a little under 180 years, a good 40 years or so after Franklin died. Try looking up William Whewell on the intertubes for it was he who coined it.

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London Fire Brigade: This time we'll send the NEAREST fire truck

Richard IV
Coat

What could possibly go wrong?

"Using automatic vehicle location, we will know where the nearest appliance is, irrespective of which station the appliance belongs to" {and whether it's busy or not, and whether it has the right equipment}.

My nearest appliance is a dishwasher.

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