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Microsoft's 'record' quarter can't match Apple

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This will be a fun thread...

Well, I'd just like to say, (before this thread becomes 10,000 smug Appletards waving their e-censored bits around,) that I hope the business refresh comes through for Microsoft. Microsoft has been (slowly) changing its stripes of late. The problem is, it doesn’t know what it is changing into. Microsoft is really quite schizophrenic. One the one hand there are large chunks of the company trying to reach out to the open source community, open up their APIs and interoperate with the rest of the world. On the other hand the “old guard” still exists, and insists on having the control freakery of Jobs with the outrageous price policies of Ellison. Mix in the weird obsession with failing miserably at the Internet over and over again and you have a company that can’t remember where it’s been and hasn’t a clue where it’s going. The Microsoft of 2010 is a /lot/ meeker and less horribly evil than the Microsoft of 2002. I don't think that's due to design on their part, but simply Ballmer's incompetence as leader of the company. He hasn’t been able to pick a direction a steer the company down that path. At best he has prevented Microsoft from tearing itself into two or three pieces, all headed in different directions. I honestly question how long that can possibly last.

Either way, Microsoft is one of the big three (Apple, Google, Microsoft) tech providers that will shape the decade of 2010. (Will Sunacle be a fourth?) These big three will each have desktop OSes, mobile OSes, web services and probably server offerings soon. As much as it’s fashionable to hate on Microsoft, and we’ve spend decades doing so quite legitimately...

…I hope they stick around for a long while yet. Preferably with enough revenue and profit to be a threat; we’ll need them to keep the other two in check.

Now how’s that for a kick in the pants: we need Microsoft around to make sure the market has some competition. My word how times have changed...

Forget the GPad - is Google building a server chip?

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1,000,000+ Servers...

...to show the world videos of cats flushing toilets. (Oh, and the search engine to help you find them.)

At least the ads are "relevant."

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Good question.

These guys have worked on Power variants, and ARM variants. Why couldn't you just extend the ARM CPU and tack on some FPU? For that matter, isn't SPARC an open-source CPU design? Can't they just modify SPARC to meed Google's very specific needs?

So many possibilities...

The user view of IT delivery

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User-centric IT

User-centric IT breaks down when provisioning IT for businesses purposes. The issue with user-centric IT is that users aren't central to IT. IT isn't even central to IT. Both the users and the technology are merely means to an end: making the business money. If the user can be eliminated altogether, then all the better. That’s one lest cost for the company to bear. If any chunk of IT isn’t necessary (i.e. makes the company more money than the TCO of that bit of IT) then you bin it, or just don’t go down that route.

Money is king. It’s not about “reducing costs” or even “justifying costs.” It is, plain and simply about investing wisely. If I have to make 500 widgets a day there are three possible approaches: I have humans assemble them, I can have humans assisted by some form of IT assemble them, or I can have robots assemble them. I then sit back and weigh the costs of each and choose that which will be the least expensive over the total expected period in which I would be manufacturing these widgets. For IT internal to a company, the user experience only matters so much as it is required to keep staff morale at an acceptable level.

If you are the IT/support staff responsible for IT products (hardware, software or wetware,) that end up being sold from your company to another company the equation changes. In this case, the customer is indeed king. They have other places to go; competition alone should drive down costs, force you to innovate to provide better products for the dollar. In this case, the user is very much central to everything. Their experience must be great, or they will go source the product from your competition.

So there are (sadly?) two completely different worlds of IT. Internal facing IT and external facing IT. Internal facing IT must constantly bear in mind that IT is a cost center that everyone is always looking for an excuse to eliminate. Staff must bear in mind that they themselves are cost centers that everyone is always looking to eliminate. Staff inside a company put up with far more borderline IT simply because they have to; their jobs depend on it. Internal IT staff provide much more borderline IT simply because they aren’t given the resources to provide anything better.

But when the customer is paying you for your services; everyone’s all to happy to explode, whine and carry on if it isn’t perfect. And the resources magically appear to attempt to make this perfection occur.

Same as it always was, same as it ever will be…

Architecting for IT service delivery

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Providing HA for non-cluster aware apps.

*sob*

Google Street View logs WiFi networks, Mac addresses

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Nothing is illegal if you are Google*

*Unless you piss off Apple. They pay the politicos more so they get preferential treatment.

It isn't what you know, it's who you know**

**and buy.

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Better question:

If no one at Google has anything to hide, does this mean Marissa Mayer wanders about the campus au naturel? Or that she at least has a playboy spread?*

*Please don't kill me in the name of feminism Sarah, it is just a joke!

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Fabulous

I vote DataKraken up over "chocolate factory."

El Reg; time for a nickname update!

Provisioning - how do you approach it?

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"Corporate capacity."

(Non developer) IT has (in my opinion) really broken into a few generalised groups.

The human cron job: Somewhere there needs to be a human cron job running around looking to do garbage collection wherever possible on old or unnecessary VMs. (S)he should also be scavenging storage off the storage arrays, and physical space in the data centers. An efficiency expert who simply repeats the same efficiency creating algorithms on a regular basis, because they are always required.

Cloudherders: Cloudherders are systems administrators, network administrators, storage administrators, virtualisation experts etc. Their job is to take the equipment they are provided and make the best possible use of it. Cloudherders also need to be capable of producing a report on a regular basis saying "we will need X amount of capacity by Y date, if current growth holds." They are the crew of the great ship datacenter; they keep her in repair and on course.

The Captain: (S)he is in charge of the whole mess, and must be able to make sense of the whole mess. (S)he must take the efficiencies found from the human cron job, the needs requirements from the cloudherders and must be high up enough up the corporate food chain to be plugged into any "big projects" coming down the pipe that will cause spikes in demand. Their job is to secure funding, design and prototype new systems, oversee the overall network design and architecture, deal with suppliers, vendors, inter- and intra- corporate management tantrums, coddle the egos of their staff and have backup plans for their back plans that are themselves backed up with back up plans. (Depending on the size of your organisation, the captain may or may not have a first mate. In smaller organisations the captain may be required to also be a cloudherder or human cron job.)

So, how to you deal with capacity issues? Well, you can’t look at it department-by-department, project-by-project any more. The corporation is a ship, and any good captain knows that issues with one area of the ship affect all the others. Capacity is now measured company wide, and must be dealt with as such. In some cases, (such as multi-corporate “clouds” or even “cloud provisioned services” bought fromt eh likes of Amazon,) capacity is something that extends even beyond the barriers of the corporation itself. Then you must start making considerations such as “fantastic, I’ve got a 100Mbit fibre pipe to my ISP, but who am I sharing a router with, what’s the backhaul from that router to the nearest C/O, and what kind of capacity constraints am I faced with trying to access my data which is now in locations A, B and C.”

Each of the roles in IT infrastructure are vital; they can’t be neglected and they can’t be marginalised. It just isn’t a “one piece of metal to a task” world anymore. (There are too many tasks, and not enough DC space or cooling.)

Your mileage will vary; the above is my personal take based entirely upon my experiences in the industry.

AMD: Our best competitive server position in years

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@asdf

Here's a motherboard that takes your perfectly normal Socket F chip. Oh look, a new generation of socket F chip has come out! Let's rename the board with three extra letters and re-release it to support this chip.

Completely forget that every single other manufacturer in the entire industry provides this support WITH A BIOS UPDATE...this is ASUS. If you want that functionality it’ll be a new board, suh. Oh, and just for shits and giggles, we’re going to completely discontinue the board you were using to build out your server fleet right in the middle of your roll out and only sell the new board. So that board you were basing your servers off of, that you were really, really hoping would be on some sort of “Corporate Stable Model” program and last three years? Eight months. Now your options are abandon your server line, or have your set of servers with two nearly identical boards (with identical markings) but which are BIOS incompatible and don’t support the same processors. That’s absolutely *fantastic* for long term support of that equipment.

So yes. **** ASUS. **** then with a lacquered bus. They have started to do to components (like server boards) which should be in “corporate stable model” programs what they’ve done to notebooks: refresh them ever 8 months so it’s absolutely impossible to use their kit for business.

The part that really makes me angry is that I had spent ten years building a relationship with my local distributor. That distie is locked in, and can’t bring in Tyan or Supermicro boards for their servers for a few years yet. This means that because ASUS have degenerated from an excellent company that made quality boards *and supported the piss out of them* into shite that would make Acer circa 2001 blush I have to go find a new distie. Not an easy thing in Canada: our disties are pretty universally shite in one way or another.

That isn’t even getting into the spectacular rates of component failure I’ve been seeing from ASUS lately. (Actually, Kingston too. Seriously, Kingston, dudes...what? Pull it together.)

So yeah, I need to stop this ranting now. Otherwise this will turn into like 8000 pages of bitter nerd rage.

</venting>

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The fail scale

Put Hector up near the top with Carly.

It'll be nice to get some decent opterons out; Barcelona and Istanbul were terrible disappointments. And those Supermicro boards do look nice...

Beat the pants off of the ASUS boards I've been using for the past while. (Never. Again. You hear me Asus? NEVER. AGAIN. *hiss*)

Google's Schmidt pitches Chrome OS netbooks

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Wasted lead.

After all, isn't the American approach to pretty much anything "throw enough bullets at it and you're bound to hit it eventually?"

Like "throw enough bullets at this individual, we'll get him eventually." Or "allow enough megacorporate monopolies, and one of them is bound to eventually be benevolent." "Allow enough corruption and eventually a just law will be written." "Bully enough other countries via closed and secretive processes to adopt your unjust laws and eventually you'll regain industrial and economic global supremacy."

The hell of it is that this approach actually works. Some bright spark somewhere eventually stumbled upon the excellent idea of “repeat a lie enough times on Fox News, and eventually you can convince the American public of /anything/.” I may dislike the American approach to just about everything, but the reality is that “spam [X] over and over again until [you achieve success]” seems to work for them.

It just means that there is no way you could ever make comparisons like “one bullet expended, one individual killed.” Those folks just don’t work like that.

Bond 23 suspended 'indefinitely'

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No sparkly vampires!

*hiss*

HP Networking emerges

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Hee hee hee.

Cisco facing real competition. I love it. Maybe now we'll see the first real innovation in networking since Gig-E ports were commoditised. Where are my consumer and SME sub-$1000 16-port 10-Gig-E switches (with backplanes to handle the load?)

Time to kick Gig-E to the curb, get 40Gig ports to sub-$250 a port and I want to see 100-Gig ports in the sub $1000/port range before I die, thankyouverymuch.

Yes, yes...getting my coat.

Cray mimics Ethernet atop SeaStar interconnect

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Fabulous

"While the largest supercomputer labs have enough money and manpower to create a parallel super using schools of fish with OS/2 grafted onto their gills if they decided this was a good idea, entry and midrange HPC shops have all the same budget and skills constraints that SMBs have in the "real world" of commercial computing."

Absolutely fabulous. This is getting made into a t-shirt. Humorous and true!

What does YOUR IT crystal ball say?

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Nail, head.

Amen.

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Them newfangled whosawhatsits dun't change anything.

I can’t and won’t try to speak for other companies in this. How you measure change is a pretty big part of the question; this is different to each company and indeed to each individual. I can provide some anecdotal evidence based entirely upon my personally experiences with the companies (and indeed mid-sized home networks) that I manage.

In my experience the only “change” to have occurred anywhere in the SME or home network landscapes over the past tenish years have been virtualization and utility computing.

If I go back to the turn of the century most companies were running dedicated servers for everything little task and just about everyone was hosting their own e-mail servers. Here, as we venture out of the aughties and into the (what the heck to you call the “tens” of a century, anyways?) absolutely everything I see running is virtualized. Most individuals have “cloud/utility/hosted” e-mail services, (typically g-mail,) and every smaller business I know of has gone this way too. (Against my recommendations, I might add.) In addition to this, calendars/scheduling seems to have moved into “the cloud” once more in the form of Google. (I know of only two SMEs that haven’t moved “everything outlook does” over to Google’s abomination.) Everything else seems to run locally; usually several on one physical server with multiple VMs; each VM essentially a container for a given hosted app. (One for the point of sales software, one for the DC, one [industry specific chunk of software] etc.)

But has this really changed how IT is done? In my opinion it most certainly has not. E-mail/calendaring was moved into “the cloud” by smaller businesses and individuals because it was a hassle to have locally. Still, even ten years ago those folks running their own e-mail servers had web-mail available to them on those servers. The folks (like me) running their own e-mail/calendaring software currently have web-mail. The only difference is who maintains the server. (Oh, and privacy, liability and legal implications, natch.) In my personal case, I am too lazy to set up webmail; I have a virtual machine sitting on my home server that runs a copy of Windows XP. It has my personal copy of outlook, my instant messengers, IRC client and the paranoid-configured version of firefox on it. I simply RDP into it from anywhere I happen to be and can check my various mails/messengers/channels as well as read whatever articles of El Reg or Ars happen to be populating the eleventeen squillion open tabs in firefox. The only difference between this and how I was working ten years ago was that ten years ago it was a copy of server 2000 I was RDPing into, and that was on a physical system.

Virtualization has allowed us to run “more stuff’ in a smaller cooling and electrical footprint, but the same old “one server to one application” ideology persists. The only difference is that this “one server” happens to now be virtual instead of physical. The “eggs in one basket” scenario has forced SMEs to start thinking a bit about redundancy; that “one virtual server” typically has a cold spare somewhere in case the first system dies. (Yard the array out of server 1, plug it into the hot-swap bays of server 2, and fire her up.) This could be counted as change; most SMEs 10 years ago were just figuring out that RAID thing. Now at least when a server decides to implode they are usually reasonably prepared.

I guess the conclusion of this long meandering is no; at least in my experience, IT isn’t being done “differently.” There is no real change, except in the tools available. The underlying assumptions made by most practitioners and user of IT remain the same. Business priorities remain constant; no one worries about things like security, liability or redundancy until it bites them in the proverbial. All these newfangled gizmos and whosawhatsits haven’t really changed the fundamental reality of computers; they are merely tools. They are implemented where there is a business case, and any change, update, security or alteration in ease-of-use is resisted with a stubbornness that borders on an elemental force.

Same as it has been, same as it ever will be.

Astroboffin says 'black holes murder galaxies'

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Let me poke some "holes" in this theory...

First, you seem to assume that all galaxies are a) moving at the same speed (they're not) and b) moving away from each other. Galactic collisions happen all the time. A short Google can show you several galactic collisions astronomers are currently tracking. (Including some interesting issues they cause when the supermassives at the center of these galaxies once more become active; not to mention the issue of the two supermassives eventually merging.)

Furthermore, we wouldn't really be able to (depending on how long ago the hypermassive consumed its host galaxy) a hypermassive black hole. With the exception of the gravitational lensing phenomenon, it would be perfect invisible. We would notice gravitational disturbances, sure. We'd have no idea what was causing those disturbances, and astronomers would spend absolutely ages arguing everything from dark mother to the aforementioned hypermassives. (For that matter, it's entirely possible that a reasonable percentage of the "dark matter" in the universe actually is a set of hypermassive black holes.)

Now, humorous "you should fear this so the government can take away more tf your rights" aside, I am perfectly aware that a hypermassive black hole is not going to come barrelling through our galaxy unannounced, particularly within our lifetimes. We would detect the gravitational disturbance of a hypermassive black hole headed our way at the latest as soon as it started pulling the edge systems off of our galaxy. This would give us, what, a quarter million years to ponder our fate?

Still, the idea of rogue hypermassive black holes slaloming around the universe periodically intersecting with (and subsequently either consuming or gravitationally disturbing to the point of partial if not total collapse) other galaxies is kind of cool. I even read somewhere (gods know if I can remember where,) that certain categories of globular cluster are probably the result of galactic collisions. (They were ejected from their host galaxy.) Others are likely the result of “near misses.’ Some astroboffin or other figured out how to tell them apart and much fun was had. In theory, since a hypermassive black hole would have the same gravity as an entire galaxy, it would be more than capable of causing the same phenomena.

While I certainly don’t think we should all run around freaking out that an unseen rogue hypermassive black hole will rampage through our galaxy in our lifetimes...knowledge that in 4.5ish billion years we are (by some calculations) scheduled to crash into the Andromeda galaxy should very well have us all freaked out.* Think of the children!

*Please disregard the part where this is far after the point where Sol wipes us all out anyways.

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Something for everyone to ponder...

With a supermassive black hole at the center of each galaxy, and some galaxies that never achieve the right gravitational balance to survive this black hole…there much be the odd supermassive black hole wandering around that has succeeded in completely consuming it’s host galaxy. (I will, call them rogue hypermassive black holes as they would not merely be a supermassive around which a host galaxy orbits; they would have all the matter and thus gravity of an /entire galaxy/ packed into a neat travel-sized lump.) So out there, somewhere, are rogue hypermassive black holes with no orbiting galaxy, no accretion disk. Apart from the gravitational lensing they would provide to light, they are completely undetectable. If one of these rogue hypermassive black holes were to intersect with a galaxy, the gravitational stresses would the victim galaxy apart. Even a “close pass” with a rouge hypermassive black hole might be enough to destabilize a galaxy. Once destabilized it would begin to once more spiral into the supermassive black hole at its center. (IIRC, all galaxies essentially start off “donating” a certain amount of their mass to their dark and death-dealing friend.)

All this of course is really different then what happens when two galaxies collide. The difference of course being you see another galaxy coming.

Now you have something new to fear! Rogue hypermassive black holes! Fantastic.

Arista goes modular with 10 Gig E switches

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Want.

I pine. I crave. I weep with desire.

Jobs to iPad skeptic: 'Are you nuts?'

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Hush now...

He does slip up from time to time; but he's good folk. It's hard work pretending to be an AI all the time.

Alleged MI6 traitor also accused of betraying spies

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amanfromMars

Raising the intelligence of the internet, one commenttard at a time.

Commissioner pledges protection for net neutrality

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Steelie Neelie for Prez.

She has her flaws, but she does consistantly stnad up to big biz on behalf of the little guy. Steelie Neelie for president of the world. (Position formed just for her.)

Atom runs Android, Google plans tablet

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Fanboi alert!

Why not sell it? Well first off, it's not mine. It belongs to the company I work for. Secondly; we support a java application that we license from a third party for our customers to use. Long story short; Mac users are /constantly/ having trouble with it. (90% of the time it is simply user error; they can't find what button to push, or how to navigate thier own file system hierarchy to find the files they saved.)

If it were up to me, the support guy who has to use it, the programmers or even the CEO we wouldn't sell it; we'd go completely unbelievably office space on the damned thing. There would be a large amount of catharsis in reducing it to sparkling shards. (In an environmentally appropriate container of course; the back light contains Hg.)

As to what does my comment have to do with the article? Exactly as much as the comment I responded to: nothing. The comment I responded to was griping about how trash a Nexus One was. Personally, I’m even less (is that possible?) a fan of Google than I am of Apple, but as his Googlebashing was in response to some Apple bashing I thought one pointless anecdote deserved another.

In all honesty, the best mobile device I’ve encountered so far is the HTC hero. I can’t speak to the Nexus One/Desire or even the Milestone. I can speak to the Hero; I’m impressed.

That then goes into the realm of “dilemma.” It’s easy for me to dislike Apple; their product are non-interoperable shite that make my life as a sysadmin a living hell. It’s much harder to dislike Google; they are invasive privacy ignoring corporatists that hide behind a thin veil of “do no evil.” They make fantastic products though.

And in case you are wondering, I’m not a fan of Microsoft or Linux either. Microsoft are evil vicious greedy fascists…but at least they are the devil I know. Ballmer’s really not all that bright, and so he’s predictable. Terrible, but predictable. Linux needs to grow the heck up if it wants to play in more than appliance servers of the embedded space. I use RHEL all over the place (I run mixed MS/RHEL networks,) but seriously it needs some work in the usability department. Webmin, in case you are wondering, is an absolute godsend.

So what does all this have to do with the price of grain on the prairie?

TECHNOLOGY COMPANIES DON’T GIVE A FLAMING **** ABOUT YOU. Not a single one of them. Some are marginally less terrible than others. Some are predictable enough to be dealt with. All of them think of you as nothing more than a walking wallet; to be slavishly devoted to them, to defend their indefensible actions and/or to buy their product without due, rational consideration is a sign that you are completely and utterly incapable of thinking for yourself.

Every single one of these tech companies will sell you, your family and their own grandmothers for a bent copper. That being the case the only winning points that any tech company has with me is “do they make my life easier, or more difficult?”

Apple happens to be one that causes me nothing but grief; and has for two decades now. It was a nice counterbalance <troll> to the nexus one gripe.

Also: you should one of these days take a look at your post history. Bashing people who bash Apple, defending Apple, more bashing people who bash Apple…really dude? I mean, really? Are you so insecure and lacking of personal identity that the only way you have to feel good about yourself is to bond yourself to a tech company that doesn’t even know you exist? Either you are the worst astroturfer in the world, or you have some serious self-confidence issues.

In any case, please note that in my previous post I used a troll Icon. Note that I am using one now.

I love it when, despite this...there is always someone who takes things way too seriously. Well, since my large rant to offend <everyone> done, I’m going back under my bridge now.

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To counterbalance...

It is an unfortunately reality that there’s always that really vocal customer who uses a Mac, and you have to troubleshoot your apps on their platform.

I've a macbook pro here on my desk that (after I replaced the battery because it died in less than 18 months, and nuked the OS out to scratch with the last upgrade) is working exactly as St Jobs intended it too.

It's still shite.

Neil Armstrong slams 'devastating' Constellation cancellation

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But...

...who are they going to club over the head to steal it from?

Consumerisation and client computing

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Liability questions abound.

An interesting question, especially considering the points raised in the first post. The issues of liability go both ways. Apart from the issues already raised, what about the issue of letting “personal use” (or as I refer to them “uncontrolled”) devices inside your network? What if that person has a peer-to-peer application that is seeding torrents for copyrighted materiel? A virus or three? What if that person decided that the copy of office the company installed for them was grand, but they really wanted Visio. Work wouldn’t provide it for them, so they pirate it? When it’s a “personal use” (or “uncontrolled”) device then IT is in deep ka ka poo poo.

To this end our latest and greatest network upgrade is actually going to be running parallel networks. Thanks to all the above issues, as well as the need (*sigh*) to provide internet connectivity to our clients we are setting up blanket wifi access here. This wifi access will actually have its own subnet, physically wired separately from the rest of the network and by necessity it’s own external IP. We’ll do best effort to log traffic on/off that network however it is mostly an exercise in legal ass covering. We can point to this network and say “all individuals who use this network agreed to be liable for the traffic of their own systems, blah blah blah. We are merely providing connectivity; everything you do is logged, and these logs will be turned over to the relevant authorities if requested.”

If a corporate user wants to use an iPhad, personal laptop or any other device not officially sanctioned and network nazied by the IT department they will have to do it via Wifi. They will also be taking full responsibility for their own systems; if caught doing Bad Things the will get their collars felt. Being an executive, manager or prole will make no difference; IT in this company simply refuses to be liable for the obstinacy and stupidity of others.

Microsoft offshores its own IT

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Absolutely right.

Giving a corporatist a bonus is like tipping a rapist.

Never were truer words spoken.

Offline Google Docs disappear on May 3

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To bad it's a closed beta.

I've been waiting for my CD key for months!

Google to open source $124.6m video codec, says report

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@rhoderickj

Ever paid much attention to the fans of either Apple or Google? "Cult" applies. Now admittedly that "cult-like fanaticism" probably only applies to some but not all fans of these companies. The sad reality of it though is that it's the cult-like-folks who make all the noise.

Both Google and Apple managed to do what few other companies, certainly few other technology companies have ever done: get people to believe in them. The fans of these companies believe in them so much that in many cases they view the corporations as being unable to "do no wrong." It's right up there with belief in the divine goodness of the pope.

Also: it's not "googleplex cult;" it's the chocolate factory. Thus is has been spoken by the high priest Cade Metz of the Cult Of The Vulture. Get it right, will ya?

US Justice to ratchet tech no-poach probe

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@jake

Sadly, I don't belong to a union. I can answer all of your questions based on several friends who managed to join a good union here. What car does my buddy drive? Why a rather nice Camry, with all the fixings. What car does his boss drive? Actually...a rather nice Camry, with all the fixings. What does the head of his union drive? A Sebring convertible; missing some of the fixings.

Of course, here in Alberta there are a few categories of Union. Some, (such as the TWU,) are complete piles of ass and failure and simply need to be purged from the earth in a firey cataclysm. Some, (like AUPE and CUPE) still serve a valid purpose and aren't out to "skim money from their members."

The difference seems to be public versus private unions. Unions of individuals employed by the private sector (with one or two exceptions) seem to do little anymore. AS you pointed out, workplace regulations took care of their needs moons ago. Some are still needed, especially in our mining and oilfield industries...but for the "average joe" they serve no purpose.

Unions for publicly employed individuals however seem to be very good and necessary. I don't know how things work where you are from but here we have public health, education and many other services. Were it not for our unions those teachers, doctors, nurses, policemen, firemen and many more besides would be working for minimum wage. Instead of the absolutely top notch services we receive from these individuals today, we’d have collections of poor, bitter, disenfranchised workers. Instead of our public services employing the best of the best, they would merely employ those who could not find work elsewhere.

I’d rather our police not become bitter and secretive like in the UK; jealous of the little they have, constantly afraid of losing it. Our firemen are chronically understaffed; to ask them to work at the poverty line would be beyond lunacy and so I am glad their union kicks our government in the ass periodically. Most of our teachers are overstretched, and it’s good that our unions work hard not only to ensure what id best for their union members...but the results are better for our children as well. (Mandatory maximum class sizes, as an example.)

I don’t know if a union is necessary in say, Sweden. They’ve got most things sewn up tight there. Alberta however is as American as a Canadian province gets. My provincial government was bought and paid for ages ago; they are constantly trying to privatise our education, health care and other social services. They are constantly trying to remove regulation on our resource industries. The only thing that prevents the decline of our civilisation into something resembling the US seems to be our unions.

For that reason alone; I hope they last forever. In most of Canada, we don’t seem to need unions. Alberta and Ontario seem to be the two places where they simply must exist. Many EU countries don’t have much need for unions, though some of the more recent joiners certainly do. Most of the second and third world nations however really require them. If you live in the US well...you’re already boned. That country is such a mess that unions aren’t going to help. It’ll take them fifty years for their social programs to catch up to even the recent joiners of the EU, and another fifty before they can weed out greed-based inefficiency. (Seriously, per capital health care spending is higher in the US than anywhere else in the western world, with significantly worse service and only partial coverage!)

Unions are not the answer to everything...but they have their place. Some, (like the TWU,) have overstayed their welcome and should be disbanded.

YMMV, depending on political beliefs, level of selfishness/greed/amount you buy into the dream the plutonomists feed us to try to keep us quiescent. YMMV also depending on geographical region and the social development of the populace/corruption of government.

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@AC

Communism, like capitalism is a bad plan. They are both extremes on the spectrum, with socialism being the meeting point between the two. Would I suggest the US become a socialist country? Hell yes; with a loud and deafening endorsement. The US, indeed most of the world could truly benefit from a healthy dose of European socialism. Take the best of countries like France, Germany, Sweden etc. Learn from their systems to see what has the greatest benefit for their citizens, and where they made mistakes setting their countries up. It's fair play. They looked at your country (among others) to find the mistakes in how yours was set up when they last redesigned their economic and social systems.

As to "how capitalism works; free movement of goods and skills," the problem is that there isn't a free movement of goods and skills. There is only a free movement of skills. It's easy for companies to get access to cheap labour; less so for regular citizens to get access to cheap goods. Those folks in India can work for less money per month than folks in the US because their cost of living, (the goods and shelter the need to survive) are proportionately much lower. The issue people have with the current system in the US is that the wages are being driven down without a proportional lowering of the cost of living.

Globalisation should in theory equalise both wages and the cost of goods around the world. (Or at least in all countries that are participating the global market.) The truth of the matter is that globalisation only equalises wages; not goods.

Capitalism only works when everyone plays the game according to certain rules. One of those is reinvestment. Those who are in charge of megopolies at the top have long ago ceased reinvesting in the economy. The game now is simply to see which rich person can remove the most energy from the system. The bottom 99% of society are desperately scrambling to survive on an ever decreasing amount of capital because the plutonomists of the top 1% are not only removing everything the can from the system, but have a vested interest in preventing anyone from discovering new ways to inject energy/capital into the system. It worked fine when the US could create more energy at the bottom than was being sucked out at the top; but this relied entirely on being able to destroy the environment. Not only that; other countries than the US actually have industry and stable economies; the US has real competition.

The world has changed since the 1950s; grow up and move on. Cooperation and competition need to work hand in hand for any country to survive; neither is foundation enough on it’s own for a civilisation of any size, much less an empire.

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@Destroy All Monsters

You are exactly right. The best things that ever happened to the US were the deregulation of the banking industry, and allowing the utilities companies to effectively write their own regulations in California.

Fantastic! Down with government! Naked short selling is a perfectly acceptable practice! Artificial scarcity is a perfectly acceptable tool of business! Break all unions!

Now if only we could remove all regulations from everywhere. Let’s start with health and safety regulations in the mining and construction industries. No need for those, they just impede profits! Next we can move onto child labour and discrimination laws; hey, why not just give corporations the vote while removing it from citizens?

I love your utopia; It sounds grand. It will attract all the real nutjobs in the world. Subsequently the entire rest of the world can simply close the trade borders and let the US starve. We'll get on with our lives and let you tear yourselves apart.

+1 to that idea, sir.

Milkman skewers Google Street View over garage break-in

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Can't be Google's fault.

If you don't want everything own to show up on Google, don't own anything. Geeze, these privacy nuts seem to think they have "rights" or something.

Google maps is great, so your privacy concerns are irrelevant.

Something something something have you tried this kool-aid?

Yeah, that's my coat...

High Court: Moderate user comments and you're liable

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Er...

Dude, I have told people this before and apparently I have to say it again: amanfromMars is not to be smoked! Seriously, gateway drug to insanity...

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It could be worse.

Don't complain too loudly. They could hire amfM to not only moderate comments, but check them for spelling and grammar.

Or worse yet for you; *I* could be moderating comments. There’d be far fewer, and they’d be much less offensive. If Sarah “the gentle touch Moderatrix” Bee doesn’t let your comments through, I can almost guarantee that you’d have a tougher time with someone like me. I’m a vicious forum mod. While I don’t moderate comments “I don’t agree with,” I simply don’t let ad hom attacks through, which tends to decimate about 80% of all posts on the internet.

And I keep black lists.

So it makes me question what your comments are like that get rejected though. I mean, the crap that gets let through makes me realise that to be rejected, it's gotta be pretty out there.

You were suspected of a crime; you must be guilty of /something/.

Oh, yes, that is my coat and I thn AUUUUUGH NOT THE FRYING PAN AGAIN.

*thud*

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um...what?

Even on their worst days, I don't think the mods at The Register would block comments "because they don't agree with them." Because they contain hate speech, libel, etc I could believe. Honestly though, I think they pretty much let through anything that they feel won't get The Register in legal trouble.

The above statement is made with the caveat that there is some understanding by all players involved that the people moderating the comments are /human beings/. Some times they have a bad day, and might be a little harsher in their judgements. Others perhaps they are distracted, or there is simply an overwhelming volume. There has been, in all the many years I’ve been a reader here absolutely zero indication of them cherry picking comments such that only ones they “agree with” get posted.

I myself have personally lobbed a few trollballs into the fray that have gotten our dear Moderatrix a more than a trifle irritated, as have many, many others. These comments still get posted; although they may draw some ire in the form of a Moderatrix e-spanking.

If you think that your comments are being rejected unfairly; why not man up and ask Sarah directly? (Note that she’s not the only mod around here; just the most talkative one.) I think that you would find the staff at El Reg (mostly) decent folk who would be willing to engage you on your issues and try their best to make sure your commentard experience is as acceptable as possible.

Assuming of course you approach such a discussion semi-humanely. A stream of vitriol directed at the mods because you didn’t get a comment posted would probably just end up as a FOTW.

YMMV, and good luck…

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More work for the moderatrix...

[Group] are all a bunch of [slur]. They are [slur], [slur], [slur] and then even more they [slur]! I caught [member of group] [something taboo] with [member of another group]! Down with this sort of thing! We should all [something obviously in violation of the UDHR] to rid ourselves of these [slur] [group].

Furthermore, how /dare/ the government attempt to censor my right to tell the truth about [group] on whatever page I wish! If they don’t wish to read the truth about the [slur], [slur], [slur] [group] then they should just close their eyes! It doesn’t matter if the page is moderated! Sarah will [something obviously in violation of the UDHR] if they try to tell her how to do her job anyways.

This is all [epithet]. I demand that this law be repealed, and will [something obviously in violation of the UDHR] a [member of group] every day until this law is repealed. They can’t stamp on my rights!

Apple bails out Google

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@Paul

Please investigate the concept of "barrier to entry."

Apple rumored to put beefy iPad on diet

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So...

...an Archos?

Mandybill: All the Commons drama

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"Enlightened self-interest"

You'll have to go a long way to convince me there's much enlightened about self-interest. A lot of the problems our world faces today wouldn't be if people were capable of thinking beyond themselves. The "me and mine, and to hell with everyone else" attitude is [static].

Suffice it to say, regardless of the "rights" that content owners would have to hand over as part of something like a statutory licence, it may well be the only path forward. That isn't a freetard viewpoint, it's someone looking for balance in copyright.

Hey, I'm a content creator too. (Writer, not recording artist.) I have a day job as a sysadmin, but only because I don’t yet make enough writing to support myself full time. I have a vested interest in making sure that the “rights” of content creators trump those of everyone else’s.

That said, I still think that we can’t go backwards; the internet’s power of distribution simply changes the game. We need to sit down and rethink intellectual property from top to bottom; the rights of content creators and of regular citizens need to be considered. What needs to occur to encourage more content to be created? What needs to occur to allow regular citizens convenient (but not necessarily ‘free’) access to the content that makes up their culture? What about educational, or satirical uses?

Once all these questions have been answered then you set the laws, and let the business interests involved adapt or die. The interests of content /owners/ is not relevant anymore because they all too often simply aren’t the content creators. People don’t exist to serve business. Business adapts to fill available niches in the economy or they die.

As a content creator, I feel that those who put their hard work into the creation of content need to be compensated for this time and effort. Without it, there is little incentive to continue creating content. By the same token, as a content consumer the current marketplace for content consumption is absolutely poisonous. Because of “enlightened self-interest” everyone involved wants an ever-increasing share of a diminishing pie. The folks at the top of the economy have been pulling money out of the system (with little if any reinvestment back into it) for decades. The folks who produce a widget, chunk of software or piece of content are under constant pressure to increase their profit more and more every year so that their stock values soar and yet more money can be pulled out of service.

The consumers simply don’t have any more money to give, which results in lower sales. This in turn is used to create a huge scare around “piracy is costing elevnteen squillion dollars!” (Not every download is a lost sale.) All of this is in turn used as a lovely excuse to grant more “rights” to content owners, and fewer to content creators and consumers.

I understand that you likely don’t agree with the above, Andrew. You will likely call me a freetard and be done with it; but I simply can’t let your comment about “enlightened self-interest” pass unchallenged. It is exactly this attitude which completely screwed up everything for everyone in content creation and distribution. What we need as a level-headed rethink, not all sides coming at this with nothing but their own self-interest in mind.

Both the putonomists and the freetards are completely, utterly and terminally wrong. Nothing that has existed prior will work. Forcing something on either side won’t work. It’s time for mediated negotiations between all interested parties, with a view to what’s best for the greatest number; and to hell with “me, me, me.”

You can all of you downvote the crap out of this post if you wish; I’ll just hold onto the faint hope that my ranting and raving has at least caused a few of you to think about your entrenched beliefs in this regard.

Thank you to anyone who bothered to read it this far, and have a good day.

US court rules FCC can't ban BitTorrent busting

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Live free, or die a socialist.

I live free, /and/ will die a socialist. It's grand. As to the "world view of a typical septic," they wouldn't have their freedom if my countrymen didn't die defending it! (And that of many other now socialist countries as well.)

Insert other truths here that enrage the "typical septic." (Assuming here "typical septic" means "republican.")

With all this "people dying in mining accidents, not due to worker negligence but instead due to mining company refusing to meet safety standards, (instead feeling paying the fine if anyone died was cheaper,)" I would love to get the opinions of these "typical septics" on things like unions, socialism etc. Funny how they think they are such terrible things; I guess people's lives aren't worth interrupting the profit motive.

I hold union men who died trying to earn a better life for themselves up even higher than those who died on the battlefield. As I am a base rat born and raised; that should say something. I hold soldiers in some pretty high esteem as well.

Anyways, what was the topic again? I seem to have meandered off course a little…

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One more time...

"And nobody was suprised."

Microsoft roasted for Office 2010 standards FAIL

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And...

...nobody was suprised.

El Reg April Fools 2010

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@heyrick

Once you get used to his style, he makes a lot of sense. I've had the fortune of a couple of e-mail exchanges with him, and while I can't say I agree with him on everything, he argues his points well and asks some very thought-provoking questions. It should also be said that as much as I like to think of myself as fairly well versed in a number of different scientific disciplines and various versions of history; he's much better read and a far smarter man than I.

Personally, I think he'd be fantastic to have a pint with; to bad there's that whole ocean in the way. (IIRC, he's from blighty.) So, emulating you, a pint icon for amfM. May he continue to post for many moons to come.

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@jake

You don't seem to be new here. You have about a squillion more posts than I do. Yet ...you are trying to alter amfM's comment patterns? He's been doing that practically since there was an internet. Someone with your posting history ought to know better...

Microsoft pulls plug on Intel's Itanic

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@Henry Wertz 1

Alphacide

Q_Q

Skewing statistics: Booze, money and sex

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The "majority government" myth.

It is a myth that minority governments are inherently crippled. There are many examples around the world that regularly elect into power a party that does not have the majority of seats. These parties must then form temporary coalitions with smaller parties to get their bills passed. Compromise occurs, bills are vetted more carefully by all parties, and in general you don't tend to get one party tromping around for four years doing whatever they choose with impunity.

Sure, minority governments aren’t the solution to all ills; there are a whole pack of problems with them. Still, given what I’ve seen in my own country (Canada,) majority governments do far more harm than good. The minority governments still seem to do harm; but it seems significantly mitigated by having to compromise with the other parties.

Personally, I favour a change to proportional representation; but this causes all sorts of rage on behalf of our politicians, so I won’t be holding my breath. Counting every vote equally just isn’t something politicians are capable of. (I think the Holy Book Of Politics begins “first, thou shalt gerrymander.”)

Ah well, less ranting, more cleaning up the DNS server...

PCC bares teeth at bloggers

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Question about the ruling.

Could this lead to sites like El Reg, which employ a moderated commenting system becoming responsible for the factual accuracy of commenttard posts?

If so, this is a tragedy; it may impinge upon my nefarious plans to create posts with content that Sarah simply *must* comment on. (In order to exploit a bug in El Reg’s CMS which then causes my posts to be automatically “accepted by moderator.”)

Oh yes Sarah, MORE WORK FOR YOU. Wait, now…what….NOT THE FRYING PAN!!!

*thud*

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*sigh*

El Reg is not a blog. Online newspaper, tabloid rag, many things. It's not a weblog or online diary.

El Reg may host selected excerpts from blogs; perhaps Mary Jo Foley might post something, or Verity Stob. BOFH could be looked at as a fictional blog. El Reg may even one day employ bloggers of its own. Remember that a blog isn’t an editorial. Even Andrew O’s work isn’t blogging; it’s far closer to writing editorials.

Most of what El Reg does is report on the news. Some times silly and inane (bootnotes,) but most times tech related. It has an informal flair to it that is almost tabloid in nature, but this is far from a blog. It’s a news organisation; simply one that adapted to the internet before most others.

El Reg is not, itself, a blog.

*sigh*

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