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The ten SEXIEST computers of ALL TIME

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Re: Wot no SGI?

Have a working Indigo on my desk.

Had been used as a footrest for 10 yrs before I resurrected it.

//adapters for VGA, Ethernet and PC keyboard/mouse

//missing the disk bay door, though

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Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000

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Reg measurement standars

Have we found the constant which relates volume in Bulgarian airbags to dosh?

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Re: Hmmmmm 3 or 4 hours in my workshop....

On the other hand, the guy who paid $250k for it could probably afford it, and that's money he won't be spending on hookers or blow...

//job creator

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How I nearly sold rocket windows to the crazy North Koreans

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Re: Air Power

And just wait till they see their first Wal-Mart.

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Re: You'd be surprised

"Plus, he must know where Dior hand bags for his wifey are coming from..."

China, natch!

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'Pong' ported to 29-storey skyscraper 'screen'

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Re: Oh dear

Well, just barely distinguishable as...

...not Pong,

...not Snake,

but Space Invaders!

//have played it a bit...running on a DG Dasher D200 terminal.

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Chinese search king Baidu testing Google Glass competitor

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Re: Great.

Worse....the GPS automatically detects your location and transmits anything interesting you see straight to the People's Committee for Industrial Espionage in Beijing. No more having to send "students" who get caught trying to board planes with one-way tickets and briefcases full of documents.

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FTC splits $50,000 robocall killing tech prize

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Re: Only in America

Would it even be *possible* to spoof caller ID. Seems like it should be under the control of the carrier to whose network you are connected.

//missing option: "press 3 to deliver a lethal shock to the caller"

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Rocket boffinry in pictures: Gulp the Devil's venom and light a match

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Re: Obligatory

The whole sciencemadness library seems to be full of books about things you (and your neighbors) would be better off not trying...

//thumbs up, or explosion???

//shame we can't have both

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Re: Obligatory

Max Gergel: Excuse Me, Sir, Would You Like To Buy a Kilo of Isopropyl Bromide?

http://library.sciencemadness.org/library/books/gergel_isopropyl_bromide.pdf

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Re: Obligatory

This looks like a good read.

There is another, similar book. I have a PDF at home and will post the details. The author was somewhat of a "cowboy chemist". He started a chemical company when there were no regulations and left behind him a trail of Superfund sites. It's an interesting and exciting read...you come away from it wondering how he lived long enough to write the book.

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Giant ad company (Google) offers tool assessing worth of ads

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FAIL

7 hours before

Didn't get the point of the video in the article. I find I'm totally unable to mentall construct a sequnce of events when those events are presented to me in random order, like they are in the video.

Maybe I'm just not the target market...or maybe I just don't feel like trying to pass a Google employment test when I'm watching a video...

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I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Dell refurbs

I recommend to my "clients" that they go to geeks.com or someplace like that, and buy a refurb Dell office machine (but NOT the ultra-small form factor ones!). When they say something about the Dell Inspiron they saw on sale at Best Buy for only $399, I bring up the page with Latitude laptops for $250 and tell them they're older but they will have far fewer problems with them. No complaints yet.

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Linux

I've had this happen twice

My brother and a couple who are close friends. Converted them both to Linux. I told them I could fix their PC, remove the malware ("My computer's running slowly") and reinstall Windows, but that it was highly likely they would be calling me again next month. Linux would solve all their (and my) problems, if they'd give it a try for a few months. If not, I would come back and reinstall Windows for them (because I convinced them to buy a larger HDD and set their old Windows one aside)

For the applications they needed to run on Windows (camera software and iTunes), I installed VirtualBox and a copy of WindowsXP. Firefox works on Linux the same way it works on Windows, and that's 90% of their use.

It was worth the gamble. Both are happy after several years as Linux users. I have had one or two calls, usually because a wifi link needed to be reconfigured or something minor like that.

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One of life's little puzzles...

Where on earth are all the hot 20-something women who don't know anything about computers?

//and who do they ask for help?

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Swedish linguists nix new word after row with Google

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Re: what's swedish for bollocks ?

We have the Pythons to thank for that misconception.

//the people responsible for the tiles have been sacked

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India’s outsourcers battle for customers in a cloudy universe

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Re: Competant Staff

"To say Polish or Nigerian programmers are the best in the World would also be incorrect."

Now, Nigerian fiction writers, on the other hand, *that* is a different story altogether...

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Blighty's revolutionary Cold War teashop computer - and Nigella Lawson

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Really good read!

Well done. The quality of the first two articles has been outstanding! Keep it up, Reg!

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Oi, Microsoft, where's my effin' toolbar gone?

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Re: There is a simple explanation

Word *used* to be fine. A fully featured word processor. This was back in '97 or so. Soon, everyone who needed one had a copy, and Microsoft's revenue stream from Office was drying up. THIS is when the troubles began.

Yearly releases were decreed...incompatible file formats were mandated and frivolous "features" were added. And the "ribbon" was born! A time-tested UI, with which every user was familiar and comfortable, was replaced with something that took up more room and required more clicks to use. Because it's so big and special, you have to have tabs. And, of course, there's no going back to the clean, simple, functional menu interface that you were familiar with, because Microsoft just KNOWS you're going to LOVE the ribbon, if only you'll give it a chance!

Such mind-boggling stupidity does not deserve to be rewarded.

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Boffin road trip! The Reg presents Geek's Guide to Britain

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Re: Red-rag Last Paragraph

Let's not forget the mechanical geeks:

http://www.clockmakers.org/museum-and-library/museum/

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Feds cuff ex-NASA boffin at airport amid state-secret leak scare

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WTF?

The first question should be

Why should we, an organization that handles sensitive government information and does basic research, hire a foreign national from a country we know to be interested in both those topics?

//granted him a security clearance, as well???

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Lenovo: Windows 8 is so good, everyone wants Windows 7

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Re: More proof...

And...if Microsoft thinks the Enterprise market is going to sign on to the "completely new and different UI every two years" bandwagon, they're in for an unpleasant shock.

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FCC waves big fines at political robocallers

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Re: Telling if a number is a cell?

You can't tell from the number alone, but the phone company knows, and those autodiallers are supposed to pay for access to that data, so they don't call cells or business numbers.

If you're running a robocall operation, you want to make as much money as possible before you're shut down, so you don't bother checking said database...or, needless to say, the Do-Not-Call list.

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Plucky Swede glides spaceplane to Earth from edge of stratosphere

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Re: LOHAN II

As usual, the SPB is ahead of the curve!

//I stand corrected, thanks

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LOHAN II

For the next flight, has the SPB considered using Hydrogen as a lifting gas rather than Helium? Far cheaper and saves the scarce Helium.

//playmonaut not a smoker, is he?

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Coca Cola in the dock over illegal China GPS map claims

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Obvious answer

Coke: "OK, we're sorry. To preven this kind of error in the future, we will henceforth be making no Coke deliveries to government facilities of any kind."

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En Garde! Villagers FIGHT OFF FRENCH INVASION MENACE

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Re: rant

"Why the Westphalian FUCK do we even still have roaming within the EU?"

Because there's shedloads of dosh to be made by all concerned.

//always the explanation for things that should have been fixed long ago

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Boy Scouts get Game Design badge

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Boy Scout Games

When my son was doing Scouts, an indispensible accessory on all camping trips was the pack of "Magic" cards. The boys spent hours with them. No power needed (except for a light) and portable enough to go anywhere.

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On International Woman's Day we remember Grace Hopper

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RADM Hopper at UMASS in the 70s

She came to speak when I was a graduate student. In full naval uniform and clearly not to be trifled with. She delivered her presentation (and nanoseconds for all) with the authority of one who has been there and done that. As a yet-to-be-employed EE, I was impressed, and the "nanosecond-a-foot" rule of thumb has been in my memory ever since.

//RIP, trailblazer.

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Re: Feminism was created to destabilize society

You know how I know you're a guy?

Alternative theory:

Feminism was created because some women were sick and tired of being second class citizens. As the father of a daughter in IT, I think it was a d@mn good idea.

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Wannabe infosec kiddies put Enigma Bombe machine to the test

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Re: CWMTWRCH

You can find anything on the Internet:

http://www.sttmedia.com/characterfrequency-welsh

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Re: CWMTWRCH

encrypting Welsh would look like plaintext.

Wouldn't there be frequency spikes for the letters L, W and N?

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Re: If you have any interest at all in the subject...

Well worth the trip. And send 'em some money as well.

Regarding the Bombes -- they used wire brush contacts, similar (if not identical) to those used in tab card machines. Don't underestimate the amount of maintenance required to keep one of those electro-mechanical beasts doing its job. When I worked with punched-card machines, one of the skills you needed to know was how to replace brushes and plugboard contacts (and to know which relay, when removed, doubled the speed of the machine -- in direct violation of your lease agreement!).

//Mum was in "the business" at Nebraska Av during the war

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Spies in the sky: The leaps and bounds from balloons to spook sats

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SR-71

Imagine being one of the designers? "You can use anything you want except nuclear. Just make it go as fast as you can and as high as you can."

Probably less fun for the camera designers: "You want *what* resolution, from *what* height at *what* speed?"

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Passendale on 1st pg

Passendale on 1st pg

Should be Passchendaele.

Since so many died there, it seems important to get it right.

//sorry, not funny.

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Air-to-ground rocket men flog top-secret mobe-crypto to Brad in accounts

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Re: Does it need pointing out.

You probably pick it up from the Embassy, it having beed delivered via diplomatic bag.

But getting stopped with it by the police could be uncomfortable...

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Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Re: Vandalising government property?

Ohio is, of course, a "stand your ground" state. That should give him an airtight defense. He'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist.

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Outsourcing your own job much more common than first thought

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Re: Hobo!

I'd say Bob was wasted in his current position and should have been promoted to management.

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Re: How long before El Reg authors outsource their job to China?

I'm fine with that, as long as they don't outsource the BOFH.

...or the SPB!

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US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

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Bloody Americans

Hey!

Not all of us!

Some of us have lived to other countries, read and listen to media other than CNN, FOX or the local "Top 40" station, and are a tad embarassed about our country's behaviour on the world stage. But we're outnumberd...by a million moms who spend their time worrying about the quality of our TV commercials (which, I admit, are not up to the quality of those shown in the rest of the world). Some of the best commercials I've seen would cause rioting in the streets if shown on US TV.

We're trying, but it's an Sisyphean task...

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Disturbing

That there are a million moms offended by this stupid commercial.

//men are pigs, but are pigs men?

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US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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Very few. And they're keeping their heads down, for fear of being burned at the stake by fundies.

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Gee, *thanks*, Mom!

Best birthday party, ever!

//the norm in some cultures, I guess

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John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Sweeney

Well done. Full marks!

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Wind-up bloke Baylis winds up broke, turns to UK gov for help

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Re: Tricky balancing act

I remember a dynamo powered flashlight (torch) we had when I was a kid in the late 50's. Palm sized with a lever that had a toothed gear section on the free end (near the bulb). You squeezed the lever and spun a generator and a flywheel inside. Keep squuexing as long as you needed light.

While I feel sorry for Mr. Bayliss, he did himself just come up with a new twist on an old idea. His contribution was a more efficient radio and power system, and lower cost to manufacture. He'll be remembered for that, if not remunerated.

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Own a drone: Fine. But fly a drone with a cam: Year in the clink

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Re: Miniature Surface to Air Missile system?

Trained owls.

//Purina Owl Chow in the pocket

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Intel's new TV box to point creepy spy camera at YOUR FACE

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Tape

Nothing that can't be fixed with a piece of black electrical tape.

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Dish boss on ad-skipping service: 'I don’t want to kill ads'

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Ads

As has been said many times before: if they were interesting (e.g.: Super Bowl), people wouldn't skip 'em.

One can only hope that the proliferation of ad-blockers and commercial skipping will result in an increase in the quality of ads.

//one can hope...

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Ethernet at 40: Its daddy reveals its turbulent youth

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Re: Killing token-ring.

IMHO, the thing that killed Token Ring was the cost of the license for the MAC code and the fact that it couldn't run on CAT5. Whereas Ethernet was truly asynchronous and had standardised signalling waveforms carefully designed to work on unshielded TP, Token Ring never quite got to that point (as the clock jitter requirement precluded bandwith limited waveforms on the wire).

I spent much time at 3Com, trying to get 16 meg Token Ring switches to work reliably at maximum cable lengths (and then to get them to pass FCC emissions testing). IMHO, it was never to be. Meanwhile, Ethernet over twisted pair was heading for 100 megabit/sec. Game over.

//I did manage to implement a parser for the source routing field in a CPLD, so there was that, at least...

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