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'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES

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Re: Who really owns the seal?

The NSA do, and by law it's only allowed to be used for official purposes...that's why it's called a "seal".

They have no right to the letters NSA, regardless of what TFA says. It's the same for most government agencies with seals -- they and they alone have the right to determine how they're used.

//proud owner of a coffee mug with the NSA seal (purchased at the NSA museum, just outside the gates...

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Keep on truckin'... Qualcomm sells OmniTRACS for $800m

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It's not that *no one* wants satellite phones

It's more that the intersection of those who want them and those who can afford them is quite small. Small enough that there aren't enough customers to sustain a satellite phone business.

You'd think they would have researched that before starting the biz...

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Another big SAP project hits the rocks in Oz

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An asset management system for a government?

Surely, these have been done before? 250k people can't require too many assets, can they? And how much managing can these assets require? Geez! Any medium sized town probably has software that could be converted or used directly.

SAP seems to have done an epic fail here. If only because they didn't check their files to see if they had recently done something similar for someone else.

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Zuckerberg: I want the WHOLE WORLD in my hands

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Re: Dear Mark, they don't exist

Hey Mark -

How about working on literacy and equal rights for women first?

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Reg hack battles Margaret Thatcher's ghost to bring broadband to the Highlands

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I hope

...that the long-suffering and generous Claire is receiving something for her trouble. A portion of the contents of the warehouse you mentioned might be appropriate. Claire is the personification of the Good Sport.

And well done, for finally getting your broadband -- bigger antenna, higher up = Good Thing!

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Legal bible Groklaw pulls plug in wake of Lavabit shutdown, NSA firestorm

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Re: @Roo - There are some brilliant technical minds out there

"If they have brilliant technical minds, why do they seem to think..."

Because, while they do employ many brilliant technical minds, they also employ the not-so-brilliant. And they outsource hard-drive smashing to the Police, who employ include a much smaller percentage of brilliant technical minds.

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Cool cars, cat-crushing chronometers, cashmere ... is this your IT boss?

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Black card

There's nothing like the "clank" of a titanium Centurion card hitting the table to announce yourself...

// don't have one, don't know anyone who does

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Behold, replica Nazi-code-cracking Colossus computer IN LEGO FORM

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Re: Wow

So...the Space Shuttle had cupholders, then?

America...yeah!

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Arrr! Comcast working on new tech to nudge PIRATES to go straight

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Priorities

I wish Comcast would use their "considerable engineering resources" to do something about the way my cable throughput seems to drop every evening from 5 to 9, as the online gamers chew up the shared bandwidth.

Is it too much to ask that they just provide a big tube to the interwebs, and stop trying to "add value"?

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Limbaugh: If you hate Apple then you're a lefty blog-o-twat hipster

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Re: Limbaugh is so far to the right that everyone is a 'Leftie'

I'm constantly amazed at how much media exposure this guy gets, simply for spouting complete drivel.

I guess it's all about marketing and appealing to the lowest common denominator.

// Paris, because...intellectual equals, right?

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Rejoice! Sysadmin day is... TODAY. Now get in here and win free stuff

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Cake

We're getting ours a cake after lunch...they don't suspect a thing yet...

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What did the Romans ever do for us? Packet switching...

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Vail

A friend of mine, who claims to be a distant relative of Morse's assistant, Alfred Vail (so perhaps not the most objective authority...) claims it was Vail who made the code a statistical one.

// de KA1AXY

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Sammy had Sweet Fanny Adams to do with Swiss Fanny madam's blast

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Re: Problem is the cost of originals.........

Re; "Atherton" "Would bringing the misdirection of the seller to the websites operators have an effect - I didn't think it would."

And you are correct in that -- "Atherton" increasingly seem to be relying on outside suppliers and they do not really care about those independent suppliers' business practices. 30 day limit on defective returns, etc. I received a product that was considerably different from the image shown on their website (not in original mfr's package, but was shown as such in the image). "Atherton" showed a complete lack of concern when I pointed it out to them, vendor merely offered a refund.

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Re: So...

She may not even have known it was counterfeit. When I was buying a replacement battery for my Nokia, the warnings were not to check that it had a hologram sticker, but to actually check the hologram did the correct thing (right number of fingers on the hands, and that sort of thing)

Apparently, the fake holograms are now almost as good as the real thing and very hard to spot.

// too cheap to believe isn't reliable either -- selling off old stock at a discount as a new phone comes out, etc.

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Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

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Re: Eh?

"for pedestrians - it's a narrow, winding lane wrapped tight around the building, where drivers are not expecting to see pedestrians. They should be going slow, but pedestrians shouldn't be there."

Maybe they've figured it out by now, but the geniuses that designed the McD's restaurants near me (are they all built to the same standard plan?) thought it would be a good idea to put the entrance door right in front of the drive up window...so people coming from the parking lot walk right in front of the punters picking up their bags of goodies, while checking to see if they got enough ketchup packets as they hit the gas...

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Boffins, Tunnel Tigers and Scotland's world-first power mountain

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Snowy Mountain Scheme

When I was a little nipper, we used to spend parts of school holiday at the Mt Buffalo Chalet in Victoria, Australia. One of the excursions offered was to the as-yet uncompleted hydro scheme. Tours through the control rooms, turbine halls and at least one tunnel. All very impressive for an 8-y.o. (who was constantly listening for the trickle of water coming down the tunnel behind him)

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Beijing fanboi in coma after iPhone 4 shock treatment

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Re: I'm No Fan

"The CE on many of thsoe devices is china export, not the europian conformance mark. "

"China Export", my ass!

It's a fake of the CE mark, designed to fool people yet be just different enough that the manufacturer thinks they can get away with it in a court of law.

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Re: I'm No Fan

I have personally seen ... and disassembled, dodgy Chines-manufactured kit with all kinds of official looking certification lables on it. After looking inside, I highly doubt the labels were genuine (in the sense that the equipment they were on had been tested and certified to comply with the regs).

I have also seen Chinese stuff with counterfeit branding, some of it very good.

It's a real problem. How do you know that the cheap wall-wart you just purchased is safe? Short answer: you don't. The solution? Use it safely. Don't handle it when you're soaking wet, just out of the shower. Wear shoes, or stand on dry wood or vinyl flooring. Think before you grab. Use a GFI outlet.

// need an electric shock icon...

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Knocking China with shocking phones and mocking tones

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Mostly true

"...practically all the sexiest, highest quality and most expensive computing devices we use here are manufactured there. And they do it because we can’t."

My iPhone is manufactured in China because labor and components are cheap over there. If labor were that cheap here, it would be built here. We're perfectly capable of building that stuff over here, we just can't afford the labor.

In addition to my iPhone, other, not-so-well-built stuff comes from China (different factories, same country). The power adaptor that fell apart, the kitchen timer that doesn't and the rest of the junk. That's not racist, it's a fact. You get what you pay for. Chinese factories will build it...well or poorly, depending on your cost target.

It's not racist, more like slavery. Chinese workers are, even at the factories that make the high end stuff, paid far far less than a western living wage. And environmental, health and safety regulation is, shall we say, unevenly enforced? Everything comes at a price.

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Microsoft's next device could be a Surface Watch

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Re: "they've been about being in the market"

I'm sure they'll be lining up outside the Microsoft stores for an opportunity to run Office on their wrists.

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El Reg Playmonaut soars to 113,000ft

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Re: Affinity for treetop landing?

Trees are magnetic.

So are balloons, kites, aircraft, etc.

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Well done, team!

All those fields and one magnetic forest. But we knew that would happen, right?

Love the Burberry plaid title.

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Botch Tuesday: Redmond frags video codec

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Re: VLC?

Our IT dept installs it on all machines here. Because it is the only one they need.

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Click here for hot live SPEARS test action

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I can't help but notice

The team seems to be growing.

You're going to need uniforms. Nothing says "professional" like uniforms. Remember how sharp the Mars rover team looked in their control centre in their blue golf shirts? Of course, for the SPB, they'd need to be red.

Oh, and well done. Very well done.

//extra points for dry land :-)

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'Clippy' coup felled by Microsoft twitterati

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Re: You're being chased by a giant paperclip...

_Clippy is to Gates what Windows 8 is to Ballmer (or so I think)._

I always thought there was a strong resemblance between Ballmer and Microsoft "Bob"

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STEVE BALLMER KILLS WINDOWS

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Re: Farewell, old firiend

_Where's my old SCO Unix distribution disks...?_

Screw them, Linux is your best bet at this point.

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What it was like to grow up around the world's first digital computers

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Re: Use case

When I was at university (in the dark ages, not quite Wilkes era, but not too long afterwards), we had a Control Data CYBER74. It ran exactly this way -- big motor-generator sets in the basement converted line voltage to 400Hz AC -- allowing the power supply components to be smaller was the reason I was given -- which was then used to power the beast.

I believe it was a case of "horses for courses" -- the electronic converters available at the time were more expensive and less reliable than the good old electromechanical way of doing the job.

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Love in an elevator.... testing mast: The National Lift Tower

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Re: Not Orthanc

It doesn't *have* to be an ugly concrete tower.

You could hold a contest and paint it.

Of course, then you'd have to re-paint it periodically...

Ahhh...just leave it the way it is.

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Bolivian president's jet grounded so officials can look for Snowden

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Re: Boss!!!

"Just bags and bags of white powder."

Coals to Newcastle?

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Re: More to come?

"The launch codes for all the Minutemen"

I thought that was "0000000"?

"The combination of the bathroom immediately off of the Oval Office where US Presidents go for some quality time."

"123456"

(Wouldn't want it to be the same as the nuclear missile code, would we? That would be stupid!)

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Microsoft talks up devices, Windows 8.1 at developer shindig

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Re: Question for you enterprise chaps

Ours do. 100 person design company with four IT bods and a mix of Apple/MS gear. The networking is primarily MS, and we're pretty much Win7 at this point. It was XP before that. No real impetus to go to Win8 and I don't believe I ever saw a Vista machine.

// not in IT, but work with them enough to know how they think -- good folks, all of them

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Re: The rot has firmly set inn

Mint/Mate 15 is on my second machine at work, and will shortly be on my main machine at home. I've been running Ubuntu for ages, but their Unity interface ha driven me to Mint and Mate (Gnome 2). I run a copy of XP under VirtualBox at home, for those gadgets (cameras, cellphones, iThings and GPS) which require a Windows program to configure them.

I find Linux meets my needs at home, and except for the Microsoft network environment at work (Outlook/Exchange, shared drives, printer servers, etc with MS's network login protocol) I could use it here, as well.

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New work lappie came with Win7

Now, tell me again why I *need* Windows 8?

Windows 7 seems to me to be pretty much the same as XP, in terms of what it does for me. Except for the fact that the "show desktop" button is now on the far right and HyperTerminal is nowhere to be found (thankfully, it can be copied from an XP system), it does everything I need it to, pretty much the way XP did.

My point here, is that, aside from annoying UI changes, there doesn't seem to be any reason I need to "upgrade". Except, of course, to improve Microsoft's bottom line? And, of course, the joy of trying to rearrange the UIs (OS andOutlook) to something I can actually use...

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Ex-inmate at Chinese prison: We made airline headsets

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They don't need to worry about worker retention?

// captive workforce, amirite?

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Finance CIOs sweat as regulators prepare to probe aging mainframes

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Mainframe reliability

What OS are these mainframes running that makes them more reliable than clustered UNIX?

I can't argue that mainframes are probably more reliable than individual rack servers (better cooling if nothing else), but UNIX is pretty damn reliable. I would expect mainframes running AIX to be right up there in reliability.

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El Reg rocket squad poised to select Ultimate Cuppa teabag

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IT Angle

Re: Robert Roberts

@Caff - gets the prize for mentioning Lyons, and thereby providing the IT angle to this story :-)

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Re: Just wondering

I prefer the spring-loaded double strainer gadgets. Just enough for a cup, and the same utensil can be used to scoop it out of the tin.

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Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

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Re: I too

You can still get that PDP-11 feel when you look at the registers in a 68000...

I am a proud graduate of Digital's "Intro to PDP-11" course (Westfield, MA, 1977)

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BBC-featured call centre slapped with hefty fine for unwanted calls

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Re: 'The bigger problem is that there is a cold calling industry'

They would claim (though for some reason, nobody else would agree) that a small segment of the population actually *appreciates* their calls.

Our elected officials, for some reason loathe to offend this miniscule segment of the population, and the industry that reaches out to it, refuse to make unsolicited commercial calls illegal.

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SCO vs. IBM battle resumes over ownership of Unix

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Re: This will only end when the case is ruled on

@AC "There is a possibly apocryphal story..."

True:

http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20050505145639180

:-)

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Re: This will only end when the case is ruled on

Your summary is dead on.

SCO claimed that portions of its valuable UNIX source code had been stolen after being shared with IBM during an abortive collaboration. Never mind that IBM has probably forgotten more about writing operating systems than SCO ever knew. Also please ignore the fact that SCO, when pressed, was not able to show examples of where this valuable source code was located in the publicly available Linux sources.

Looking forward to seeing these bozos slapped down hard. This has gone on long enough.

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EU signs off on eCall emergency-phone-in-every-car plan

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Re: Yes, by all means call the Ambulance but this is a waste of time

...apart from the car which was crushed by the Plods.

Oh, I wish they did that here (USA). Instead we have guys who are celebrating their 15th DUI arrest. Crush their cars on the second one and perhaps they'd either get the message or run out of beer money.

Massachusetts actually has posters in the shops around here that list the escalating penalties for your 2d and subsequent DUIs...up to 8th or 9th, I believe.

//sheesh!

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Re: Guaranteed not to track you

<snip>

No antenna => no tracking

//dikes in the pocket

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Girls, beer and C++: How to choose the right Comp-Sci degree for you

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From my (long ago) experience

I went to a middle tier University and learned the basics of Computer Engineering (hardware design) with a large dose of programming languages and computing theory. Also Discrete Math and Coding Theory. Loads of fun.

But, the university education was pretty much a background to what I learned in the jobs I had -- worked at the computing center on campus (which provided me with a mainframe account: unlimited computer time and storage) and at the local DEC plant over the summers, where I learned firsthand what product ion was and what real engineering documents looked like. I have never regretted those jobs. Learning the theory is fine, but go out and get yourself summer/night/weekend work (for free if you must) in the industry. That's where I learned the most.

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Re: Pascal had a use (for me at least)

I agree with your evaluation of Pascal being better than FORTRAN or BASIC, but only as a stepping stone to C, which I wish had been an option when I was at university. Pascal always felt limiting, in terms of data types and I/O options, C never does. It took me ten more years (I'm a hardware guy) to start using C and I wish it had been much less.

_The C Programming Language_ and Steele's _C: A Reference Manual_ are always near to hand. Well written and densly packed with useful nuggets, both of them.

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Apple dangles Spangles while Dabbsy's cables rankle

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Re: Cables

Understood, and agreed.

From the other side of the coin, though -- we now have an entire box full of USB cables at work, since every *other* device we buy seems to come with one!

//it's the USB-OTG ones that are hard to find

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Amazon yoinks Dora and SpongeBob from Netflix for MEELLLIONS

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Re: Ah, I get it...

-> Let me guess... $YY multiplied by several necessary providers is going to end up being pretty close to $XX.

Not in our case. Netflix, Apple TV and Hulu Plus = $30/mo. Cable was $60/mo

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How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

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Re: NSA have no sense of humor

Ummmm...the videos "a friend" downloaded off bittorrent were for private, non-commercial use within his own home. Apparently, that's still illegal.

//Sauce for the goose, etc.

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