847 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009
Try as I might, I can't seem to care much about CES. I suppose there's a modicum of productive work done, but to me, it seems like a week-long whirlwind of announcements of products you might be able to buy someday, vaporware, and a lot of pushing and shoving by companies trying to get noticed (they'll worry about offering something useful later).
Oh, and spoiled children masquerading as C-level executives.
Re: McDonalds on the moon
Oh, yeah. They had a GT40 setup at the DEC Westfield plant where I worked a couple of summers while in Uni. I was miserable at it, but impressed by the game.
Stumbled onto the Chinese landing and watched the whole thing "live" on the web as it touched down. Very impressive and totally autonomous, even to the point of hovering while it searched for and chose a suitable landing site.
Re: I wonder what the Pirate Bay stats are
Damn Pirate Bay!
Hated by all media producers, who nevertheless religiously watch the download numbers to see how their product stacks up against the competition.
If they manage to put it out of business, the stats go away as well...so what to do?
The media companies should form an association to *buy* and run Pirate Bay. It has everything anyone would ever want to download, all in one place. Charge a $10/month access fee. Profit! Of course, this would never happen, but it is fun to dream, especially when Netflix doesn't have the movie I want to watch.
Re: Eddy, have an upvote...
"...always been a chronic problem at Microsoft. Namely, executives' perception of what users want always trumps technical considerations."
That explains the "ribbon", then.
Re: Slightly off topic
The trick to avoiding disaster is to hire a firm that knows something about successfully completing large IT projects, as opposed to a firm (e.g.: CGI Federal) whose area of expertise is limited to winning government contracts.
Providing recommendations for the thirsty explorer at the end of the article!
Dad spent some time at the old PRO in the 1950s, researching his PhD on the Naval Career of Admiral Sir George Pocock. Which is quite a good read, actually.
Although, to be fair, if one *is* trying to be a political activist, one can be much more effective if one mingles with the political elite.
// just need to try not to get any on you...
Looks like it was her phone
I thought Obama was forbidden to use an iPhone?
Re: Looking at old photos
It's because we were all younger then!
Re: Great article.
Just picked up an F4 from KEH this week. $150. I'll shoot film until I can't get it any more. And now I can do it with cameras I couldn't afford as a kid.
// digital, too, but film builds more character
Re: One million lines of code
Frequentis: a division of CGI Federal?
You'd think, when updating software in something as big and important, as the touch screen interface on an air traffic control system, that the software company concerned might do a bit more than the normal "yup, looks OK to me and it's out the door" variety of testing...
...but, apparently, you'd be wrong.
Re: Always carry a torch
"Fenix make excellent torches."
And the Chinese, not to be outdone, make excellent copies of them, for a fraction of the cost. I have several, and on e in the glove compartment of each vehicle. The ones that run on CR123 Lithium cells will be fresh and ready to use when you need them, unlike those that use AA cells.
Re: Power Generation
"He wonders whether gravity – "
"...free power generation"
// because I'm trying very hard to get the final image out of my mind
// old guy here, my coworkers are younger than my kids...
Yesterday, in traffic, I sat watching a woman attempt to park her car on the side of the road, one-handed, while having a conversation on her mobile, held to her ear with the other hand. Traffic was stopped, so I had a good opportunity to watch as she went back and forth, back and forth, never really making much progress.
It was only when she finished her conversation and directed all her attention to the task at hand, that she successfully got her vehicle parked. I felt bad for the cars in the lane she was blocking during the course of her attempt, but they also had a red light, so not much harm done, I suppose.
Sadly, the one-handed driver is a serious problem here. They don't even see you if to do so would involve turning their head. Don't even get me started on the ones checking their Facebook status in their laps. They think they're being subtle, but it's pretty obvious.
"Now if he'd mentioned the CCTV stills he has of you, the proxy logs of goat porn, or even just the location of a quiet and deep pit with adequate lime supplies, that would definitely have shown promise..."
That would have made it BOFH material...
I think perhaps only if he had succeeded in his attempt.
B+ for effort, though.
Re: This *obviously* doesn't look like a vagina.
What do you expect, they're all guys...
[ ducks while running away]
"Plunging down silently out of the sky is the easy bit. It's been done many times before."
Well, you don't have to be silent, exactly...you just need to get there before the sound does...
In every photo of him, he's always wearing the same self-satisfied smirk.
...and a damn hoodie.
//yeah, sour grapes
...and sometimes they rain...bits
Dam Martian kids...first, they short out the rover's electrics, now they're chucking rocks at us?
Re: Another mug...
(you will need to print it out on clear sticky film and wrap it around the glass)
Re: Google pwned
Sold out, sadly...
"Dare you to go over and stick this paperclip across its terminals while it's looking at that rock!"
Aside from the political and moral issues involved
You really have to admire the quality of the technical work that went into making something this intricately designed.
It's kinda like Bernie Madoff -- on one hand, he stole money from little old ladies, but on the other, he's the current holder of the world record for keeping a Ponzi scheme going. And he even managed to get it to pay for his retirement (though, granted, spending winters in the Med is probably off the table).
Re: A Call to action
"I think it is a given that dick heads like the one singing in this video..."
Satire? We've heard of it...
Re: A communist hotel
Rumored to be unusable due to poor construction quality (bad concrete, crooked elevator shafts, etc)
The deal was rumored to be that the Orascom (Egyptian) telephone company would get the contract to run Pyongyang's cellular phone system if it put an outer skin on the skeleton. As far as I can tell, we now have lipstick on the pig, but the only profitable use to which this monstrosity is being put, is as a (very tall) cellular base station for the NORK glitterati.
On BOFH Day?
Re: off topic
"I don't think he'll be clicking on any links we send him today..."
Not after the first one, at any rate...
// the one with the bottle of eye bleach in the pocket, thanks
This seems like a minor "issue" with which I needn't concern myself...
"An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of performance."
...as true in this context as it is in the workplace at review time.
Well, hello, Dick!
It's "Richard", thank you very much.
East coast of the US
Hurricane season is about to start...hope they can reef those sails quickly., or they'll be in deep...water.
//arrrr...sextant in me pea coat...
Re: If proof were needed that police are theives [lying and bribery proof currently in the courts]
"...the seized items are returned..."
...eventually. Maybe. If the owners ask nicely. If the cops can "find" the evidence, which seems to go missing at a rate proportional to it's potential for use in cops' homes.
Re: Cool..but also oddly disturbing
The wife was just mentioning that [some terribly smart astro-boffin] warns us against looking for aliens, because:
- they'll find us, because they have mastered interstellar travel
- they'll have mastered interstellar travel because they are looking for resources (or slaves)
- they will be taking these resources if they find them
- they won't be saying "please"
- if we get in the way, (or maybe ieven if we don't), we'll be eliminated (or enslaved)
Perhaps we should just shut up and keep a low profile?
"it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
And somebody has to be the first to try it.
//RIP Mr. Thornton, and thanks for being a good sport about it.
A couple of thoughts on the photo of the attached thermistor...
- The ring-terminal appears to be floating in free space -- it should be thermally attached to whatever you wish to measure the temperature of (the thermistor itself is inside the crimp area of the terminal)
- You're on the outside of the heater -- will this not give you an artificially high temperature (as opposed to being thermally bonded to the aluminium tube)?
Heh - kids make mistakes...
...but only rarely do they have such widespread impact. However, he paid his debt to society and went on to make himself quite a bit of money and get hired as a prof at MIT. Kid's done OK, I'd say.
He probably leaves the worm off his resume, though
// the one with the floppy disk in the pocket
Re: ahh, chairs
MY nice office char (north of $500 new, I believe) came from a former company. They were moving, offered the chairs to the employees for some nominal amount. As I wasn't going to be in town, the day of the sale, I handed the sum to a co-worker and loaded a chair in my vehicle the night before.
Came in on Monday and was told by the co-worker, that the sale had been cancelled at the last minute, the chairs (minus one) were going to be left with the building. I told him to keep the cash. Chair still in use, and doing very nicely, thank you.
Re: What is it this week?
"... but Windows doesn't do what you describe by itself."
Oh, yes it does, and more!
Moving a device from one USB connector to another, borks everything up royally. Apparently, each USB connector maps to a different port on the internal USB hub, and Windows gets all confused. At least, XP and Win7 do, from my own personal experience.
Re: Read this, it explains everything
The Mythical Man-Month
Somebody didn't read it.
"I got one for our CEO ... it has a slight whiff...... "
Strange that every other unit in the shipment didn't smell at all, innit?
If you want to outsource to Infosys
You should consider carefully the attitude of the management of a corporation that would pull something like this. Then, ask yourself if you want to bet your company on code written in an organization that thinks that finding "creative" ways around visa restrictions is a good idea.
// Wouldn't touch them with a barge pole myself. Plenty of older contractors out there who know what they're doing, laid off because some bean counter though outsourcing would save money.
...because the Russian press, like Pravda and Izvestia before them, are known for their high quality, objective reporting.
// as the Chinese are known for the safety and reliability of their low cost electrical gear
Re: from the distant past
// brought the (thick ethernet) network to a crawl
Office rowing team
Points for coordination...
I think it would be a nice gesture if you could send Ariadne a signed photo of the actual craft, painted in her design, along with a team photo.
It may not mean as much to her now as it will in a few years...
Well done, SPB, for encouraging the next generation!
Re: It just goes to show....
"You don't need to spy on your own population. For any reason."
I'd modify that to say "You may not spy on your own population".
Because the security services certainly feel justified in what they're doing...it's just that the masses aren't privy to the tippy-top-secret reasons that support the "justification".
Oh, it *is* against the law to spy on US persons, except in these special circumstances where the security services say that the law doesn't apply, and their "yes man" secret court agrees.
Security organizations always seem to have an elevated sense of their mission, which makes them the only possible arbiters of what's legal and what's not...and very little is "not", from their point of view. It's them against a world of evil-doers..a thin blue line, as it were.
Nixon had the same view. And look what happened to him.
- Updated Hidden network packet sniffer in MILLIONS of iPhones, iPads – expert
- Students hack Tesla Model S, make all its doors pop open IN MOTION
- BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled
- PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion
- US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account