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762 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

You've been arrested for computer crime: Here's what happens next

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Re: If proof were needed that police are theives [lying and bribery proof currently in the courts]

"...the seized items are returned..."

...eventually. Maybe. If the owners ask nicely. If the cops can "find" the evidence, which seems to go missing at a rate proportional to it's potential for use in cops' homes.

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Galaxy is CRAMMED with EARTH-LIKE WORLDS – also ALIENS (probably)

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Re: Cool..but also oddly disturbing

The wife was just mentioning that [some terribly smart astro-boffin] warns us against looking for aliens, because:

- they'll find us, because they have mastered interstellar travel

- they'll have mastered interstellar travel because they are looking for resources (or slaves)

- they will be taking these resources if they find them

- they won't be saying "please"

- if we get in the way, (or maybe ieven if we don't), we'll be eliminated (or enslaved)

Perhaps we should just shut up and keep a low profile?

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Unsung DEAD WHALE EXPLODER hero, who gave the early internet a purpose, passes away

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I'm sure

"it seemed like a good idea at the time..."

And somebody has to be the first to try it.

//RIP Mr. Thornton, and thanks for being a good sport about it.

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LOHAN's mighty thruster poised for hot coupling

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Thermistor attachment

A couple of thoughts on the photo of the attached thermistor...

- The ring-terminal appears to be floating in free space -- it should be thermally attached to whatever you wish to measure the temperature of (the thermistor itself is inside the crimp area of the terminal)

- You're on the outside of the heater -- will this not give you an artificially high temperature (as opposed to being thermally bonded to the aluminium tube)?

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That time when an NSA bloke's son borked the ENTIRE INTERNET...

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Heh - kids make mistakes...

...but only rarely do they have such widespread impact. However, he paid his debt to society and went on to make himself quite a bit of money and get hired as a prof at MIT. Kid's done OK, I'd say.

He probably leaves the worm off his resume, though

// the one with the floppy disk in the pocket

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Have you reinstalled Windows yet? No, I just want to PRINT THIS DAMN PAGE

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Re: ahh, chairs

MY nice office char (north of $500 new, I believe) came from a former company. They were moving, offered the chairs to the employees for some nominal amount. As I wasn't going to be in town, the day of the sale, I handed the sum to a co-worker and loaded a chair in my vehicle the night before.

Came in on Monday and was told by the co-worker, that the sale had been cancelled at the last minute, the chairs (minus one) were going to be left with the building. I told him to keep the cash. Chair still in use, and doing very nicely, thank you.

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Re: What is it this week?

"... but Windows doesn't do what you describe by itself."

Oh, yes it does, and more!

Moving a device from one USB connector to another, borks everything up royally. Apparently, each USB connector maps to a different port on the internal USB hub, and Windows gets all confused. At least, XP and Win7 do, from my own personal experience.

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MEDIC! Google, Oracle, Red Hat docs race to save crippled Healthcare.gov

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Re: Read this, it explains everything

The Mythical Man-Month

Somebody didn't read it.

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Nothing to sniff at: Dell Ultrabooks REEK OF CAT PEE, scream users

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"I got one for our CEO ... it has a slight whiff...... "

Strange that every other unit in the shipment didn't smell at all, innit?

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Infosys set for $35m fine over US visa naughtiness

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If you want to outsource to Infosys

You should consider carefully the attitude of the management of a corporation that would pull something like this. Then, ask yourself if you want to bet your company on code written in an organization that thinks that finding "creative" ways around visa restrictions is a good idea.

// Wouldn't touch them with a barge pole myself. Plenty of older contractors out there who know what they're doing, laid off because some bean counter though outsourcing would save money.

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DON'T BREW THAT CUPPA! Your kettle could be a SPAMBOT

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Re: Nonsense

...because the Russian press, like Pravda and Izvestia before them, are known for their high quality, objective reporting.

// as the Chinese are known for the safety and reliability of their low cost electrical gear

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How I BLEW my co-workers' HEADS OFF ... without going to jail

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Re: from the distant past

One word:

xnettrek

// brought the (thick ethernet) network to a crawl

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Office rowing team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9eqnc6EM_o

Points for coordination...

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Vulture 2 paintjob: Four-year-old nipper triumphs

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Araiadne FTW

I think it would be a nice gesture if you could send Ariadne a signed photo of the actual craft, painted in her design, along with a team photo.

It may not mean as much to her now as it will in a few years...

Well done, SPB, for encouraging the next generation!

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Why Bletchley Park could never happen today

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Re: It just goes to show....

"You don't need to spy on your own population. For any reason."

I'd modify that to say "You may not spy on your own population".

Because the security services certainly feel justified in what they're doing...it's just that the masses aren't privy to the tippy-top-secret reasons that support the "justification".

Oh, it *is* against the law to spy on US persons, except in these special circumstances where the security services say that the law doesn't apply, and their "yes man" secret court agrees.

Security organizations always seem to have an elevated sense of their mission, which makes them the only possible arbiters of what's legal and what's not...and very little is "not", from their point of view. It's them against a world of evil-doers..a thin blue line, as it were.

Nixon had the same view. And look what happened to him.

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Vulture 2 paintjob: Kim Jong-un battles flag-waving Brits

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Ariadne!

Even the US wants Ariadne's design!

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HP CEO Whitman: We've built the PC that GOD wants

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Re: Oh?

Ooh! Does it have a SMITE key?

// Far Side icon appears to be missing

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Forget Wi-Fi, boffins get 150Mbps Li-Fi connection from a lightbulb

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Re: Uplink?

Twenty years or so ago, I worked with some folks who had tried something similar in the office environment.. They were plagued with coverage and multipath problems, as well as the low signal-to-noise ration and the large size of the required detectors. Uplink wasn't an issue, as the transmitters weren't in the lights, but tacked on top of cubicle walls, using the ceiling times as passive reflectors.

It never worked to spec. I don't think networking-by-light has ever worked in free space, at least I have never seen a successful multipoint network with anything but carefully aligned lasers on rooftops.

// light meter in one pocket and telescope in t'other

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Alarming tales: What goes on INSIDE Reg hack's hi-tech bedroom

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Bright

Why do the makers of bedside clocks make them bright enough to light the room...even on the dimmest setting?

A cellphone alarm would never work with me, I'd knock it off the table while attempting to silence it, then step on it as I got out of bed.

My alarm's in the bathroom...to force me to get out of bed to silence it.

// The wife gets up when I get out of the shower...

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US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

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Re: Not to be racist

Not in the US -- it's a MONTH before 9/11 :-)

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CEO of Brit fashion bods Burberry lands Apple job for retail, online sales

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Re: A day to celebrate

Now, the only question will be: gold? or chav-tartan?

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Computer Chess: Geek, gaming and retro-tech movie of the year

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Teletype

The bottom picture on page 1 ("even Teletype machines get a look in") does not show a Teletype. However, the bottom picture on page 3 does show a Lear Siegler ADM-3 "glass teletype".

When you're writing for geeks, it's important to get these details right :-)

// roll of yellow paper in the pocket

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Moscow cops cuff suspect in Blackhole crimeware bust

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Payoffs?

Sounds like someone didn't make the right payoffs in time.

// envelope in the pocket

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Poor miserable Ballmer's pay SLASHED to a measly $1.26m

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Re: Ballmer’s bonus was just 79 per cent of his eligible total

I suspect bonus calculations are done with an Excel VB script.

// author of which is long gone, so no-one understands the inner workings

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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Most fun I ever had

When I bought a $6 item and was issued $40 in change!

They had apparently mixed up the $1 and $10 cartridges in the base of the machine.

// yes, I told them, but I think they were more worried about how many previous customers hadn't...

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The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

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Re: Register Red of course!

Silver fuselage and orange wings/tail.

You'll want the wings to stand out as you try to maneouver it...silver will be harder to see than orange.

Safe flight, good luck!

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The life of Pi: Intel to give away Arduino-friendly 'Galileo' tiny-puter

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Re: 5v 3A

A bit piggish with the power, innit?

No heatsink shown, though.

Wonder if I'll be able to pick the chips up at Digikey?

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Missing Brit SPACE HEDGEHOG RISES from the GRAVE

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Chin up!

(underlines the importance of weatherproof labels with name and phone number, I'd say)

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Our magnificent Vulture 2 spaceplane: Intimate snaps

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I, too, suggest a going over with some fine grit sandpaper before painting. Otherwise, you'll have a lumpy, painted surface. She deserves the best, so don't succumb to the temptation, take a while and get the surface glossy smooth before you paint...

You won't regret it!

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Boris Johnson's ex-right-hand man's right hand lands johnson in web slip

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Re: Pix or it didn't happen.

As a friend once said: "If it's a digital photo, it'll end up on the web...so DON'T TAKE IT!"

// rolls of film in the pocket, thanks

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Oracle sued over $33,000 bill for SaaS: STRIPPERS as a SERVICE

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Re: This does not surprise me

AVN shared the building for many years and offered discounts to CES goers....

...the very definition of synergy :-)

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'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

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Re: Serious Business

Sorry, I don't have an hour and a half to find out what they're spraying.

Could you summarize, please?

(and while you are at it, please explain how spraying stuff at 30000 feet gives you any control at all of where it lands)

// Hmmm...maybe *that's* why Canadians are so mellow?

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Our LOHAN rocket ship team exits Spain with a bang

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Re: vid opening

Anyone worked out the Morse code?

"SPECIAL PROJECTS BUREAU"

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iPhone 5S, iOS 7 misery: Only JORDAN HATCH, 19, can SAVE APPLE NOW

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Hottest 25 under 25 -- at 30

Please, oh, please: come back in five years, with a second look at all these folks, and tell us how they have changed? It will, I guarantee, be worth the effort...

// old guy, wishes them all well

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Our second attempt to give LOHAN a good banging: Live tomorrow

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Here's wishing you a successful launch, safe flight and easy, goat- and tree-free recovery!

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THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

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Google for "beaver vanilla"

This is what you get -- vanilla bean dyed beaver fur trooper hat:

http://www.glacierwear.com/fur-on-sale/men-s-and-women-s-dyed-sheared-beaver-trooper-style-fur-hat.html

// folks, you can't make this up!

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Re: Vanillin

"...vanillin makes such an effective flavouring agent...very little of it is needed."

Ahhh...so one beaver's worth will flavour *how many* containers of ice cream, then?

I think I smell a new Reg measurement standard here.

// and it smells like...[where's the beaver icon got to?]

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Re: Come on

I call BS.

There's no way catching beavers is easier or cheaper than growing vanilla plants. The number of beavers required to meet the world demand for natural vanilla flavor would be astronomical.

Sorry, but this has "urban legend" written all over it.

// Bull $#!#, not "beaver scent"

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DRAMA at 75,000 FEET: Our Playmonaut's TERROR PLUNGE from EDGE of SPACE

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Well done!

The dashcam was a teriffic idea. Sorry we missed the hike, though.

Best of luck on the second mission.

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LOHAN hero playmonaut STRANDED on Spanish mountain

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Well done, the SPB Mountain Rescue!

Playmonaut safe, debrief to be held in the nearest pub, ASAP!

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Re: SPB Drone?

+1 for an SPB drone. It's just not an option -- you NEED one (with lots of cameras, please)!

Thrilling video from the chase car, great fun watching the comments scroll by in one window as the tracker updated in the other and the scenery flew by. Well done (except for the whole not-getting-to-the-landing-site-before-dark thing), but there's always tomorrow, and that climb will be easier after a few beers, a good dinner and a night's rest, which I hope you got!

//drone is cheaper and more portable than a gyrocopter

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LOHAN test flight LIVE: All the launch action

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Re: Keeping up the family traditions...another LOHAN in the news.

You go girl!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/13/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/dina-lohan-arrest-lindsay/index.html

"traveling at 77 mph in a 55 mph zone"

So, just barely keeping up with traffic flow, then?

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Two major engineering events!

LOHAN test flight and someone's trying to flip some boat in Italy :-)

Good luck to our intrepid SPB team!

(the guys with the boat are on their own)

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Torvalds: 'We're not doing Linux95 … for a few years, at least'

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He does have his "quirks", but think of what the man has accomplished in twenty years:

not only did he produce an open source UNIX-compatible OS, but he catalyzed an entire community to help him. Perhaps it was only a case of him being the right person in the right place at the right time, but he has certainly stuck with it and built Linux into something that I doubt he ever could have envisioned at the beginning.

// flunked out of charm school, he did, though.

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Re: "Suicidal squirrel”

I just read about the Tufty Club (isn't the web wonderful?)

Someone with a warped sense of humor decided on a squirrel for a road safety mascot, methinks.

Here in the northeast US, they are usually seen on the roads in their two-dimensional form...

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Vulture 2 autopilot reports for duty

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The SPB

(and Lester in particular) seem to be having *way* too much fun with this project!

Keep up the good work, guys.

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Re: Reprogramming

"I must have missed the article where they drove to Tesco's because there was a 2 for 1 sale on C4."

I've just go back. It was yesterday.

It always works that way...by the time I get there, the sale's over.

No way I'm paying their regualr prices for C4.

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We made the iPhones, now we want OUR 'UNPAID' WAGES – student Pegatron toilers

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I get "valuable industry experience"...

...every time I have to repair something.

Seriously, these are university students taking summer jobs. If they're of average intelligence (and there's no reaon to believe they're not), they pick up what they need to know to do the work in the first couple of days on the job. And mandatory meetings should be paid meetings.

Deducting 20% of their pay *for the entire summer*, because they're "interns" is nothing but straight out robbery.

Good on them for standing up and saying so.

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Kamikaze Moon mission on track as NASA grips its tumbling LADEE

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Just like the old days

I, too, stayed up to watch the moon landing. I'll never forget the thrill of hearing "Tranquility base here, the Eagle has landed."

Friday night, I stayed up again, with NASA TV on the computer, some red-filtered lights and a pair of binoculars. I even cajoled my wife into staying up. Two minutes after launch, in the south-east sky, I saw the rapidly rising point of light that was LADEE. We both watched, fascinated, as the second stage burned out and LADEE headed off towards the Moon.

The thrill was still there. Go, NASA!

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