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762 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Yahooligans! cower! as! COO! was! reportedly! SACKED! by! Mayer!

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Re: That sweet goodbye

$100m sounds like a lot, but all those essential expenses soon add up.

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Everett Dirksen

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Re: That sweet goodbye

OK, so taxes take $50m of that.

I (and my family) could live out the remainder of my life in pretty nice style on $50m.

The interest off $50m, actually.

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Yahoo! chief operating officer de Castro exits web biz after just one year

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Re: Sub! Editing! Failure!

Have the people respponsible for the Yahoo! titles been sacked?

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Flashback

To my Data General days...and the "other" Mr. [Edson] de Castro.

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Hong Kong’s mobile-mad cabbies told to ditch dashboard devices

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It's a requirement, right?

Driver MUST be from a country other than the one he's driving a cab in.

Driver MUST not speak or understand more than 10 words in the language of the country he's in.

Driver MUST not use turn signals.

Driver MUST have working horn, and is required to utilize it at every opportunity.

Cabbies -- the same the world over...

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Top patent troll sues US regulators for interfering with its business

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NewEgg defense

The only way to stop these extortionists is to take them to court.

I, too, have read their patents. They're reaching. They'll be laughed out of court.

Any computer will scan to email with a simple script. The reason it was not done in 1980s was not due to technical inability, it was due solely to the lack of processor and/or communications channel speed.

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Furtive ebook readers push Hitler's Mein Kampf up the charts

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Re: The book about how

Almost certainly the only good thing to come out of the Third Reich - the VW Beetle

// need to deduct points for the ICBM though

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Tales from an expert witness: Prior art and patent trolls

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A baldric

"I have a cunning plan..."

// hizonner seems to have been a fan

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Chinese Moon rover, lander duo wake up after two-week snooze

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Re: @ Dalek Dave

I sincerely hope you're too young to remember watching the Apollo missions on TV.

If you had seen them, you would have no doubt that men walked on the moon. For $DEITY's sake, man, ham radio operators listened in on the transmissions. And what's the motivation for all the people that supposedly worked on that soundstage to keep mum for all these years? You'd think someone would have sneaked a camera in and could make a fortune selling the photos of the soundstage to the tabloids.

We really did put men on the moon. More than once. And brought them home safely.

// With slide rules and IBM 360s.

// ...and Real Engineering

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Re: even more impressed....

Real Engineers did that.

(not to minimize the present-day accomplisments of all who design for space exploration, but there has to be some bonus for doing it first)

// Beer's for them all, and the astronauts as well.

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Report: Prez Obama kicks Healthcare.gov contractor to curb for web disaster

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Re: I don't get it

Because this small group of huge companies does two things extremely well:

- identifies, bids on and wins government contracts

- contributes to politicians' election campaigns

You'll notice that neither of the above involves producing a usable product.

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Take off, nuke 'em from orbit: Kill patent trolls NOW, says FTC bigwig

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Re: As far as I am concerned the lady is well named.

Still sounds a bit fishy to me.

That's krill.

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You... (Sigh). You store our financials in a 'Clowds4U' account?

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Re: IT can be a pain in the arse too

As another poster pointed out. So when a outsourcing company offers to take the hated IT dept off the companies hands - and makes loads of wonderful promises about 'making people happy' - don't be surprised when the whole IT dept is outsourced.

DO NOT allow this to happen in your company! If it does, prepare and circulate a resume.

I have been at a company (3Com, Massachusetts), where this happened. It was NOT a pleasant experience. We went from having IT bods who knew the environment and were employees, vested in the company's success, who wanted to help you succeed, to jobsworths who would do only what their contract said they would do. To be fair, this wasn't entirely their fault, they were not allowed to do anything outside what they were contracted to do. The outsourcing of IT indicates either a company cutting costs to the bone (why?) or an out-of touch management team. Both are valid reasons to begin a job search.

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Re: IT can be a pain in the arse too -- or not.

I, too, work for a company in the "creative" field. Many, probably most, of the artists and designers use Macs. The engineers and administrative and sales people tend to prefer PCs (though a few use Macs). Our IT department supports both platforms, plus smartphones (we have a standard iPhone 5c platform) to a very high level. This is handled by *four* IT people for a company of around 250 in four worldwide locations.

IT's biggest gripe is supporting Windows apps on Macs. For this, they use Citrix, and they are, as I understand, less than thrilled, but it is the "standard way of doing it", so they suffer through. Incompatibilities betwen the Mac and Windows versions of various tools (notably MS Office and Outlook), and the continuing pressure from Microsoft to "upgrade" to the next version of applications or OS are also sources of stress.

In spite of all the above issues, everyone can work from home (up to the limits of the VPN server) and Mac users are *definitely not* treated as second class citizens (the Mac/Win7 split is about 50/50). Identifying, hiring and keeping quality IT staff is challenging -- the bar needs to be set high and there are many candidates out there whose opinion of their capabilities is overly optimistic. We are lucky to have four very capable and experienced individuals supporting us, and that definitely has a positive effect on our bottom line. "You can't do good work without good tools" is true, and you need capable mechanics to keep those tools working.

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Guess what happened when T-Mobile US's boss trolled AT&T's CES party

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CES [yawn]

Try as I might, I can't seem to care much about CES. I suppose there's a modicum of productive work done, but to me, it seems like a week-long whirlwind of announcements of products you might be able to buy someday, vaporware, and a lot of pushing and shoving by companies trying to get noticed (they'll worry about offering something useful later).

Oh, and spoiled children masquerading as C-level executives.

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Sensation: Chinese Jade Rabbit FOUND ON MOON

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Re: McDonalds on the moon

Oh, yeah. They had a GT40 setup at the DEC Westfield plant where I worked a couple of summers while in Uni. I was miserable at it, but impressed by the game.

Stumbled onto the Chinese landing and watched the whole thing "live" on the web as it touched down. Very impressive and totally autonomous, even to the point of hovering while it searched for and chose a suitable landing site.

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I KNOW how to SAVE Microsoft. Give Windows 8 away for FREE – analyst

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Re: I wonder what the Pirate Bay stats are

Damn Pirate Bay!

Hated by all media producers, who nevertheless religiously watch the download numbers to see how their product stacks up against the competition.

If they manage to put it out of business, the stats go away as well...so what to do?

The media companies should form an association to *buy* and run Pirate Bay. It has everything anyone would ever want to download, all in one place. Charge a $10/month access fee. Profit! Of course, this would never happen, but it is fun to dream, especially when Netflix doesn't have the movie I want to watch.

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How's it going, Microsoft users? Patching your PCs? You SHOULD be

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Re: Eddy, have an upvote...

"...always been a chronic problem at Microsoft. Namely, executives' perception of what users want always trumps technical considerations."

That explains the "ribbon", then.

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How the UK's national memory lives in a ROBOT in Kew

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Re: Slightly off topic

The trick to avoiding disaster is to hire a firm that knows something about successfully completing large IT projects, as opposed to a firm (e.g.: CGI Federal) whose area of expertise is limited to winning government contracts.

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Nice touch

Providing recommendations for the thirsty explorer at the end of the article!

Dad spent some time at the old PRO in the 1950s, researching his PhD on the Naval Career of Admiral Sir George Pocock. Which is quite a good read, actually.

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Mandela memorial. Yup, let's SNAP A SELFIE, say grinning Obama, Cameron

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Re: Bono

Although, to be fair, if one *is* trying to be a political activist, one can be much more effective if one mingles with the political elite.

// just need to try not to get any on you...

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Looks like it was her phone

I thought Obama was forbidden to use an iPhone?

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Teary-eyed snappers recall the golden age of film

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Re: Looking at old photos

It's because we were all younger then!

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Re: Great article.

Just picked up an F4 from KEH this week. $150. I'll shoot film until I can't get it any more. And now I can do it with cameras I couldn't afford as a kid.

// digital, too, but film builds more character

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How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job

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Re: One million lines of code

Frequentis: a division of CGI Federal?

You'd think, when updating software in something as big and important, as the touch screen interface on an air traffic control system, that the software company concerned might do a bit more than the normal "yup, looks OK to me and it's out the door" variety of testing...

...but, apparently, you'd be wrong.

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When the lights went out: My 'leccy-induced, bog floor crawling HORROR

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Re: Always carry a torch

"Fenix make excellent torches."

And the Chinese, not to be outdone, make excellent copies of them, for a fraction of the cost. I have several, and on e in the glove compartment of each vehicle. The ones that run on CR123 Lithium cells will be fresh and ready to use when you need them, unlike those that use AA cells.

// dealextreme.com

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Re: Power Generation

"He wonders whether gravity – "

No.

"...free power generation"

NO!

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Excellent

Speechless.

// because I'm trying very hard to get the final image out of my mind

// old guy here, my coworkers are younger than my kids...

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Women crap at parking: Official

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Re: Parking

Yesterday, in traffic, I sat watching a woman attempt to park her car on the side of the road, one-handed, while having a conversation on her mobile, held to her ear with the other hand. Traffic was stopped, so I had a good opportunity to watch as she went back and forth, back and forth, never really making much progress.

It was only when she finished her conversation and directed all her attention to the task at hand, that she successfully got her vehicle parked. I felt bad for the cars in the lane she was blocking during the course of her attempt, but they also had a red light, so not much harm done, I suppose.

Sadly, the one-handed driver is a serious problem here. They don't even see you if to do so would involve turning their head. Don't even get me started on the ones checking their Facebook status in their laps. They think they're being subtle, but it's pretty obvious.

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Calling Doctor Caroline Langensiepen of Nottingham Trent uni

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Big Brother

"Now if he'd mentioned the CCTV stills he has of you, the proxy logs of goat porn, or even just the location of a quiet and deep pit with adequate lime supplies, that would definitely have shown promise..."

That would have made it BOFH material...

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Re: Bravo

I think perhaps only if he had succeeded in his attempt.

B+ for effort, though.

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'Best known female architect' angrily defends gigantic vagina

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Re: This *obviously* doesn't look like a vagina.

What do you expect, they're all guys...

[ ducks while running away]

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SILENCE of the OWLS may mean real-life 'Whisper Mode' for Black Helicopters

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"Plunging down silently out of the sky is the easy bit. It's been done many times before."

Well, you don't have to be silent, exactly...you just need to get there before the sound does...

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Facebook's Zuckerberg: US gov 'blew it' on mass surveillance

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In every photo of him, he's always wearing the same self-satisfied smirk.

...and a damn hoodie.

//yeah, sour grapes

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BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

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Re: Irony

...and sometimes they rain...bits

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ROCK FROM MARS FOUND in Africa, reveals Red Planet's SECRETS

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Re: NWA

Dam Martian kids...first, they short out the rover's electrics, now they're chucking rocks at us?

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Microsoft touts SCROOGLE merch: Hopes YOU'LL PAY to dump on rival

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Re: Another mug...

Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Develop

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elopers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!

Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Developers!Develop

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(you will need to print it out on clear sticky film and wrap it around the glass)

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Re: Google pwned

Sold out, sadly...

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BAFFLING power cockup halts NASA's nuclear Mars tank Curiosity

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Martian kids...

"Dare you to go over and stick this paperclip across its terminals while it's looking at that rock!"

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Meet Stuxnet's stealthier older sister: Super-bug turned Iran's nuke plants into pressure cookers

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Aside from the political and moral issues involved

You really have to admire the quality of the technical work that went into making something this intricately designed.

It's kinda like Bernie Madoff -- on one hand, he stole money from little old ladies, but on the other, he's the current holder of the world record for keeping a Ponzi scheme going. And he even managed to get it to pay for his retirement (though, granted, spending winters in the Med is probably off the table).

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No woman, no drive: Saddo hackers lob Android nasty at Saudi women's rights campaign

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Re: A Call to action

"I think it is a given that dick heads like the one singing in this video..."

Satire? We've heard of it...

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NORKS breaks ground on new high-tech industrial park

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Re: A communist hotel

This one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel

Rumored to be unusable due to poor construction quality (bad concrete, crooked elevator shafts, etc)

The deal was rumored to be that the Orascom (Egyptian) telephone company would get the contract to run Pyongyang's cellular phone system if it put an outer skin on the skeleton. As far as I can tell, we now have lipstick on the pig, but the only profitable use to which this monstrosity is being put, is as a (very tall) cellular base station for the NORK glitterati.

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'Planned maintenance' CRIPPLES nearly HALF of all Salesforce instances in Europe, US

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On BOFH Day?

Coincidence?

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BOFH: One flew over the PFY's nest

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Re: off topic

"I don't think he'll be clicking on any links we send him today..."

Not after the first one, at any rate...

// the one with the bottle of eye bleach in the pocket, thanks

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Whovians, your Doctor needs you: Take back the Day from One Direction

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WTF?

This seems like a minor "issue" with which I needn't concern myself...

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LOHAN sees bright red over Vulture 2 paintjob

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"An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of performance."

...as true in this context as it is in the workplace at review time.

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Bloke named 'human' demands 'COPSLIE' licence plate

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Well, hello, Dick!

It's "Richard", thank you very much.

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Sail HO! Look out Bay Area - it's the GOOGLE GALLEON

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East coast of the US

Hurricane season is about to start...hope they can reef those sails quickly., or they'll be in deep...water.

//arrrr...sextant in me pea coat...

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