* Posts by Peter Simpson 1

1443 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Quarter of Eastern cell towers BLOWN down BY SANDY - FCC

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Re: Lost power probably...

"...why arent they fitted with some sort of built in auxiliary power (barrel solar arrays or built in generator)?"

The one down the road from me has three (or four?) providers on it. Each one has a generator and an associated large underground propane tank. Of course, that tank only lasts a certain number of hours...and refueling it when there are downed trees across the road is...problematic. Wind generators, solar panels, etc don't produce enough steady power to run the site, and would require large batter banks.

All of which is why I still have a land line :-)

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Here's what CNET says

"Genachowski said that as of 10 a.m. ET today, 25 percent of the nation's wireless companies' cell sites were not operational..."

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57542642-94/fcc-on-sandy-cell-service-likely-to-get-worse-before-it-gets-better/

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WTF?

Misunderstanding?

25% cell towers *blown down*???

That doesn't sound right. Those towers are built to survive. What the FCC actually said isn't clear, but other news sites are reporting the 25% number, with the terms "down, knocked out, damaged". It seems more likely that what the FCC meant to say, was that 25% of the cell sites are inoperative.

If you've seen one of those towers up close, they're built to stay standing through worse than Sandy.

Steve Jobs' Apple-powered yacht makes belated first trip

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Meh

Meh

I've seen bigger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Mirqab_%28yacht%29

Better luck next time Blofeld! Five Bond plot myths busted

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Mushroom

Re: Am I the only one that

No, you're not.

Though I always see one of these:

http://www.ozcamera.com/photo%2030/3038.JPG

I had one as a teen...worked well

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Coat

Re: Helicopters (one) can have eject systems!

"... a explosive charge blows and releases the main rotor blades and then the pilot is ejected..."

Important to get the timing right, then?

//leather flight jacket, thanks

WHITE WHALE spent 4 years trying to tell us something, then stopped

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Why don't they...

play him some "Yellow Submarine" and see what happens?

//maybe he'll sing along

Oldest unreadable alphabet yields to 'tablet' computer

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IT Angle

Only a matter of time...

..before I can download my new proto-Elamite.TTF font file, then.

Save hefty Dr Who and Bond girl 'Flossie', pleads vintage computer man

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Mushroom

BP power consumption

With all these old machines and their power and cooling requirements, BP's electricity consumption will soon be back at wartime levels!

I just LOVE Server 2012, but count me out on Windows 8 for now

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Re: Microsoft going for the Apple lock-in.

"Once you buy Metro apps, then you will be locked in Microsoft in a way that make Microsoft marketing men jump about in excitement. It no longer matters how shit Windows Phone is, you will buy it, because you bought aload of Metro apps...."

Until, in typical Microsoft style (Zune, Plays for Sure, Kin1 and 2), they go off on another tangent, leaving you and your Metro apps in the dust.

FTC offers $50,000 bounty for robocall-killing tech

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Megaphone

VOIP gateways

Target the entry points into the phone network. These folks have got to be using a significant call volume. Should be easy for the carriers to spot them and shut them down...IF they wanted to.

The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

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Re: I took the (extreme) cure

Been there, done that, when we moved my M-I-L into a nursing home.

TWO 30 cu yd dumpsters.

//this may be of use to someone, somewhere

//but not me and not now, so it goes in the dumpster

//powerful motivation for me...

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You have inspired me

to fill the trashcan this weekend.

Thank you.

(and my wife thanks you as well)

Ay caramba, Ubuntu 12.10: Get it right on Amazon!

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Only choice

Randy Rhino

BBC Watchdog crew sink teeth into dodgy PC repair shops

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Re: What about Apple?

He does have a receipt from Apple for the machine, right?

Go to the store, ask to see the manager, tell him you're not leaving until you get a written notice from him giving the date you can pick up your machine. No written notice, you're not leaving. Tell him he can call whoever he has to.

If no notice received by closing time, write to Tim Cook in Cupertino, giving the details and the manager's name, and mention he'll be going to the press in 3 weeks if he doesn't hear anything. Betcha he'll get a nice shiny new MacBook and an apology within 3 weeks.

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Re: I often fix for free if its less than 5 minutes....

Good on ya! Seriously, if more (competent) places behaved this way, they'd put the dodgy shops out of business.

Payment protection tops list of SMS spam scams

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Re: carriers being lazy^H^H^H^Hgreedy

And that is exactly what I suspect is happening. The carriers are accepting something under the table, and supplying an internet gateway for SMS spam.

Here in the US, they seem to have moved on to autodialler spam with spoofed caller ID, sent through several layers of obfuscation: an out-of-country autodialler which plays a recorded pitch, then (sometimes -- very unreliably) passes you to a call center located who knows where, which then takes your information and passes it on to some local "franchisee". It's all a scam of course, I don't believe it really is ADT offering me a discount alarm system -- all they want is my credit card number and my address. But there's a lot of money involved -- I get several of these calls a week -- different recorded sales pitches from the same autodialler number. They're running non-stop and it's been many months now.

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Mushroom

Network operators can stop this if they want to

"For the network operators, spam texts present an interesting problem too, as they have a contractual responsibility to deliver messages which have been paid for."

Bollocks.

They know d@mn well who is sending these messages and can nip it in the bud when and if they choose -- simply by looking for one number sending tens of thousands of messages a day -- how many can there be?. And since the carriers write the terms and conditions for service (oops, sorry, your unlimited data plan isn't really unlimited), they can change the rules at any time. Do you really think the "lads" are going to bring suit because their SMS spam is blocked? These SMS spam are all scams anyway. I haven't seen one from what I would call a reputable business yet; they're all [hot dates now, need money fast?, you have already won!] or variations of the same.

A lesser-known new feature in iOS 6: It's tracking you everywhere

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I find targetted ads...

(...annoying, but also...)

...more useful at identifying what I've already bought, than what I might intend to buy in the future.

I also use the same Amazon account (and credit card) to buy stuff for work and personal use. This must play havoc with my "profile".

Aside: I own a Kindle (a very handy device), and often find that the Amazon price for the Kindle edition of an older book is several times the cost of a used paperback from Alibris or ABEBooks. You can imagine where I end up buying the book...

Microsoft Surface ad targets preppy, Glee-watching youngsters

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All that's missing

is the Bollywood sound track.

//wonder how long it will last in the market?

Quite contrary Somerville: Behind the Ada Lovelace legend

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Happy

I have heard

Ada was better at maths and programming, than she was at playing the ponies and the roulette wheel.

//perhaps statistics wasn't her thing?

Metric versus imperial: Reg readers weigh in

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Re: Imperial Units are god's law.

[Bill Cosby]

Riiiiight! What's a cubit?

[/Bill Cosby]

//metric for me, please...is 25/64" bigger or smaller than 3/4"?

Ballmer aims chair at Apple after Windows package miss

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Happy

Re: Re Article.....

You sound bitter...

USAF declassifies ‘flying saucer’ design

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FAIL

60 years later

And I *still* don't have my flying car. I blame the Jetsons for this.

Paul Allen: Windows 8 'promising' yet 'puzzling'

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WTF?

Tiles?

WTF is with the tiles on a workstation? I can understand why they might be useful on a tablet, but you'd expect MS to acknowledge that they are not a good fit on an office desktop. Perhaps they could even detect the type of hardware the OS is running on and intelligently configure the default UI accordingly?

IF I am ever forced to use Windows 8 on my desktop at work, the first thing I will do is disable the tiles and go back to the traditional desktop. I agree with Allen that the bimodal UI is confusing, and the hidden gestures required to move between the modes go against everything I was taught about UI design -- mode switching controls should be visible and obvious.

//evaluating Win8 in a VM right now.

Microsoft: 'To fill 6,000 jobs, we'll pay $10K per visa'

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Re: Fuck you Microsoft

Having worked for companies that hire H1Bs, I agree with you. All one needs to do is to read the job descriptions (which must by law be posted..though usually in the basement, behind a locked door in a disused closet with a sign saying "beware of leopard"). Requirements like Masters degree with 7 years experience and overly specific expertise...for $40K/yr!

No wonder they can't find any "qualified" citizens willing to take the job.

Huawei: Inside the lair of the not-so-hidden dragon

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Pirate

Innovative?

Weren't these the folks who were building clones of the Cisco routers and running copied Cisco code in them? I think I've discovered the reason they are able to grow so quickly...

Politico's locked room mystery Linux install crime solved

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US Pols

It would be difficult to underestimate the technical ineptitude of the average US politician. When this fact is combined with their predilection to speak first and save the challenge of coherent thought for some future time, we get news reports like this one.

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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Unhappy

Does anybody ever get sacked for being just plain shit at their jobs these days?

No.

//Evidence is right in front of you, so to speak.

Hitachi claims glass data storage will last millions of years

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Mushroom

a cover showing Earth's location

Helpful for the Vogons when they plan their newest hyperspace bypass.

Google acts against prostitution app after complaints from Congress

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Re: Ironic...

This is only about prohibiting *sex* for money. Getting paid for passing legislation is still fine.

//large bills in every pocket

All you need to know about nano SIMs - before they are EXTERMINATED

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Childcatcher

Re: Blue US Robotics Sportster....

Omnitec 701

It didn't have any way to tell if a handset was present, so if you whistled at the correct frequency...it would whisle back (and the attached Teletype would, of course, go nuts).

//matey!

Reg hack uncovers perfect antidote to internet

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Re: Safer idea?

Even better: high pressure hose and pump the resulting mud out?

I spy: Drug drops and foxy couples

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Special Projects Bureau

Should buy a pair of these for tracking LOHAN...and other unspecified uses

Boffin named Jubb to fire whopping hybrid thruster

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Supersonic Jubb?

<couldn't resist>

I remember being a kid in Melbourne in the 60's while Donald Cambell was tearing up Lake Eyre with Bluebird.

Great fun, and beating the Americans (at least for a while) makes it even more fun!

Toothbrush fixes ISS’ stuck bolt

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Megaphone

Forgot the last one....

doesn't move and isn't supposed to: paint it!

//good job, those men!

Mars rover harangues empty landscape with loudhailer

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Megaphone

A better question

Does it have a subwoofer?

New target for 419 fraudsters: Struggling 'weak' banks

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Facepalm

Steal 100K and you're a criminal

Steal 100 million and you"re "too big to fail"

//sad thing is that in the end, it's always you and me what pays

If Hotmail was a person it could have kids now. But it would be a crime

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I use Hotmail

As my throwaway email address; used for orders, given when asked for an email, etc.

It's fit enough for the purpose.

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

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SysAdmin Day

Mine are getting a fruit basket (although they deserve a trip to the pub and the rest of the day off)

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Re: Co-incidence?

LART - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

//any similarity to a cricket bat is purely coincidental

Sally Ride, trailblazing Shuttle astronaut, dies at 61

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Unhappy

How ridiculously sexist!

You must be a "glass half empty" kinda guy.

//RIP, Dr. Ride

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

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Joke

Re: Paris Culture

Well, at least he can be glad he wasn't treated the same way she was...

Behold: First look at Office 2013, with screenshots

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Re: I don't understand

- function has plateaued, so MS can only change form

- market is almost saturated, so MS need to sell something "new" to maintain profit numbers

- people won't upgrade voluntarily, so MS makes a new, incompatible file format the default and forces them to

Three signs of a company whose time is running out.

Prince Charles whips out jumbo red ball for Blighty's code-breakers

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Re: Where is it then?

http://www.thenma.org.uk/news-centre/news-releases/general/the-prince-of-wales-attends-memorial-dedications-at-the-arboretum/

Microsoft to announce new Office version on Monday

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Small gains in productivity in the office

Such as those created by changing your entire UI (learned by your entire customer base over many years) for something completely different?

Then claiming your new "ribbon" is somehow better?

Perhaps you could explain to those of us still trying to find functions on the ribbon how it makes us more efficient compared to using the old menu system we knew and loved. At least tell us how to say "no, thanks" and continue using the old menu system...

Fake sandwich shop's big fake Likes leave Facebook looking flaky

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WTF?

Can someone please explain...

...why a robot would "like" an account?

The obvious answer would be "because it was paid to", but this doesn't seem to be the case (at least the article doesn't mention payment, only spam advertising).

So who gains? Or are these robots just programmed to scan their inboxes and "like" every Facebook account they can identify.

Or is something else going on here?

Reg hack bumps into Cockfighter

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Re: Having not seen this, the poster has made me curious...

check the cover text carefuly...it says "DRAMA"...she must be it.

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Stop

Next week's headline

Reg hack nabbed by Customs for trying to import illegal DVD

(best rip it and upload it to your Dropbox now)

Metro, that ribbon, shared mailboxes: Has Microsoft lost the plot?

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Linux

Starting to act like a company whose time has come...

...and gone.

$DEITY, I hate that ribbon...